I'm Sorry, I Just Can't Help Myself...

by Wendel's Moustache on Jul 2, 2008 3:20 AM EDT

HEADLINES I HOPE TO SEE NEXT SEASON:

Freddy Got Fingered
Modin Injured In Collision With Leafs Defenseman

Finger Licking Good
Leafs Defenseman Pummels Chris Neil

Finger On The Trigger
Leafs Defenseman Beats Biron In OT

Okay that last one isn't even really funny at all but it's 3:16 AM and I just got off work... plus my best friend is a goddamn Flyers fan, of all things...

I'm sure given a few more hours and another five or six beers I can come up with some more, but for now, that is all...

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excellent seen name, WM

I had predicted Damien’s headline would be “Cliff Gives Leaf Nation Finger” but instead like Chemmy, he chose not to tell a pun, and so we have: Something Is Seriously Wrong In Leaf Land. Yawn.

by general borschevsky on Jul 2, 2008 9:21 AM EDT reply actions

The Sun was all over it anyway, as expected...

Simmons – “The Maple Leafs have given their fans the Finger”
Hornby – “Fletch gives Leafs Finger” and “With Bryan McCabe about to get the boot, Cliff Fletcher paid dearly to give the Maple Leafs defence the Finger.”

God DAMN did I want to see it in 125 pt. bold on the cover…

THE3TARDS

by Wendel's Moustache on Jul 2, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

Pun time is fun time

heres some more

Finger on the Pulse of Leaf Nation – Jeff finger scores big OT goal/ makes game saving play.

Loss has Finger Prints all over it – Bad play = lost game, opens the door for CSI references

Pointing the Finger – this one works on both the Finger pun AND the Point = Defenseman position pun.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 2, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions

I’m hoping for an action shot of Finger crushing some sens/flyers/habs d-bag with the headline “FINGER BANG!” on the front of the sports on the toronto sun or something..

.. classy!

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 2, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions