I'm Sorry, I Just Can't Help Myself...

HEADLINES I HOPE TO SEE NEXT SEASON:
Freddy Got Fingered
Modin Injured In Collision With Leafs Defenseman
Finger Licking Good
Leafs Defenseman Pummels Chris Neil
Finger On The Trigger
Leafs Defenseman Beats Biron In OT
Okay that last one isn't even really funny at all but it's 3:16 AM and I just got off work... plus my best friend is a goddamn Flyers fan, of all things...
I'm sure given a few more hours and another five or six beers I can come up with some more, but for now, that is all...
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excellent seen name, WM
I had predicted Damien’s headline would be “Cliff Gives Leaf Nation Finger” but instead like Chemmy, he chose not to tell a pun, and so we have: Something Is Seriously Wrong In Leaf Land. Yawn.
by general borschevsky on Jul 2, 2008 9:21 AM EDT 0 recs
The Sun was all over it anyway, as expected...
Simmons – “The Maple Leafs have given their fans the Finger”
Hornby – “Fletch gives Leafs Finger” and “With Bryan McCabe about to get the boot, Cliff Fletcher paid dearly to give the Maple Leafs defence the Finger.”
God DAMN did I want to see it in 125 pt. bold on the cover…
by Wendel's Moustache on Jul 2, 2008 4:09 PM EDT 0 recs
Pun time is fun time
heres some more
Finger on the Pulse of Leaf Nation – Jeff finger scores big OT goal/ makes game saving play.
Loss has Finger Prints all over it – Bad play = lost game, opens the door for CSI references
Pointing the Finger – this one works on both the Finger pun AND the Point = Defenseman position pun.
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 2, 2008 5:43 PM EDT 0 recs
I’m hoping for an action shot of Finger crushing some sens/flyers/habs d-bag with the headline “FINGER BANG!” on the front of the sports on the toronto sun or something..
.. classy!
by LeafFanInVan on
Jul 2, 2008 5:51 PM EDT
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Finger bang
I’m gonna finger bang, bang you into my life, girl
by loser domi on
Jul 2, 2008 6:03 PM EDT
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For those of you who don't know
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on
Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM EDT
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Finger Bang
I can’t wait for Bob Cole to yell “HOLY MACKINAW, FINGER BANGS ONE IN FROM THE POINT”
or “FINGER BANGS RUTTU IN THE CORNER”
You know it’s gonna happen.
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on
Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM EDT
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almost as good as...
“Harry Dick scores in the slot!” (was in Puck Daddy one day, too lazy to find it again)
by loser domi on
Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM EDT
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I really hope...
they give him jersey number 1
by Wendel's Moustache on Jul 2, 2008 7:01 PM EDT 0 recs
.. or 11.
It would be almost as good as Heinz 57
Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die. http://downgoesbrown.blogspot.com/
by Down Goes Brown on
Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM EDT
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