FTB - July 4th Independence Day Spectacular and Obligatory Link-o-rama!

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It's July 4th in America which means your favorite new writer on the site (no not Greener) will be emulating his heros in the US Army as he gets drunk and blows things up with reckless abandon, endangering nearby civilians all in the pursuit of some unknowable goal. At any rate, this may be my last update on the site as every July 4th carries the risk of losing multiple fingers while setting off harmless firecrackers and drinking responsibly.

So, sorry for the short FTB, but Greener, Moose and I all have the day off as a gift for having to live in America. Comment away!

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