To Those That Don't Know Me

by Chemmy on Aug 22, 2008 2:06 PM EDT

This post feels like a formality since I think all of you know who I am from my relentless commenting here as well as the three weeks Greener, MF37 and I inflated PPP's traffic numbers and publicly slandered Moose.

Anyhow, in case anyone discovered this site during the offseason while desperately praying that August and September would disappear so they could stop building "ship in a bottle" kits and shooting beer cans at transients, I'm Chemmy.

I'll be the American "yin" to PPP's studly Ontario "yang", bringing the black arts of statistics and economics to contrast with PPP's beautiful descriptions of the blue and white, plus I'm handsome (ladies how you doin?). I eat sleep and breathe hockey, and I'm considering myself a hired gun. My job is to make this place even bigger and even better which is a tall order, so it's going to take some bribing (pin contest details coming soon!), and some hard work from you guys.

So help me get this started on the right foot and start commenting your fool heads off, and don't forget that if you have a Fanpost or Fanshot you throw up that's really good PPP or I will feature it on the front page. Instant exposure! You can even cross post stuff like Greener does for all of the articles he writes "for us".

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Does anyone else feel the need to break into a verse of ebony and ivory?
Also, Ontario Yang? Sounds like either some shitty homebrew wine they sell at the LCBO or a white kid from the burbs who thinks he’s gonna be the next Eminem.

Whats up with all this joining forces bidness? First Sherry and DHS, and now you two….
Oh I get it, this is to combat the evil Sens blog force that they got brewing over there. I gotcha.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 22, 2008 2:31 PM EDT reply actions

No offense to Sherry and DHS, but they don’t have our swagger or stylish outfits. As far as white kids from the burbs who think they’re the next Eminem, allow me to introduce you to Etobicoke’s own Chuggo:

http://www.youtube.com/v/ZPeHk4WMWpY

(very very NSFW, shitty gangsta rap content)

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Aug 22, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Chuggo

that is possibly the least gangsta name in the history of life.

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 22, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions

“The people are shit, that’s how I feel.” – Chuggo 2007

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* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Aug 22, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions

Chuggo

sounds like a rejected kid’s show character, or a character in a really lame “educational” videos about alcoholism

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Aug 22, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions

Arms Race

If they had someone else I’ll have to reply in kind. I am definitely not taking the nuclear option off of the table in case they are reading. What that may be is a secret but it’ll involve radioactivity.

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by PPP on Aug 22, 2008 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions