FTB - It's Friday!
by Chemmy on Aug 29, 2008 9:12 AM EDT
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PrintI had a dream last night that Vesku, Cujo, Pogge and I (all of us wearing goalie gear) were driving around Toronto just chilling out. We got milkshakes and were involved in some sort of high speed chase.
I'll update you all with more details after they let me out of the mental hospital.
- Speaking of crazy, did someone sign Meszaros to a $5m offer sheet? If so Ottawa's entitled to their 1st, 2nd, and 3rd round pick. Wow. For now Ottawa seems to be filling his place by bringing in Brendan Bell.
- General Borschevsky wants everyone to learn what he learned this week, and has anyone seen Greener? I'm worried that Moose killed him.
- MF37 will take out a subscription to the Star if they fire Damien Cox.
- Down Goes Brown probably steals money from the church collection plate. I hope he's praying to Wendel Clark at night, what with his questioning of the Fearless Leader.
- loser domi probably doesn't write "loser avery <3" on her notebooks. Go read Cock Knockers Inc., volume 4.
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Let’s see, a parade of Leafs goalies with read lights flashing behind them? Sounds about right.
Zing!
That had so much potential for an epic burn!
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No we were chasing someone else while Cujo drank a milkshake.
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I dunno, did Jose Theodore emigrate to a nordic country and run out of Propecia?
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No sir, J.P the typo king of DC.
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Sorry
Head honcho duties only. I could delete all of these posts and we could try again.
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We use swearing to do that.
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Brendan Bell
I can’t breathe I am laughing so hard at the thought of Bell being the replacement.
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If I could embed the “sad trombone” sound from the price is right in this post, I would.
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hahaha I think that you actually can embed sound in these posts. I have to figure out how though.
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Best Deadline Deal Ever
When they got Nycholat I also cackled maniacally.
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Sundin backtracks
I guess we should have seen this coming.
Down Goes Brown - Because it's technically possible that things may get better before we all die.
by Down Goes Brown on Aug 29, 2008 10:14 AM EDT reply actions
Well I’m not posting any DGB anti-Sundin propaganda in my FTB.
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Supression on fhe press!
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Aug 29, 2008 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Trust Us
It’s for your own good.
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Great
Why not backtract completely. Sign with the Leafs in December and get traded in February.
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Fire Damien Cox
MF37 has an interesting offer for The Toronto Star.
I’d definitely be willing to match it. Unless they hired Simmons to replace him.
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high speed chase or kelly chase high on speed
Thanks for the link, Chemmy. It ain’t a masterpiece but here’s another interesting fact: Kelly Chase played most of his career with St Louis and Hartford, but in 96-97 he played 2 games for the Maple Leafs, registering 27 PIMs, and no points.
Milkshakes and goalies on a Friday before a long weekend… life’s pretty good.
by general borschevsky on Aug 29, 2008 11:52 AM EDT reply actions
Dreams, new stuff
New CKI for all my skanks and cock knockers!
I once had a dream I met Alex Ovechkin. I told him I was moving and needed a new refrigorator and he offered me his old one (he had just bought a new one) But driving around with Cujo, Pogge, Chemmy and Vesku drinking milkshakes sounds like a great time.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
listeing to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKHER9JvkSQ
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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 29, 2008 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
avery <3
Avery is less than 3. hahahaha.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
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