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The Puck Daddy is having various media people help fill his posting gap during the summer with five ideas on how they would improve the NHL if they were the commissioner. Pretty slick trick. Will Leitch, the godfather of the blogosphere, was up yesterday and...well it betrays his need to turn everything into a joke and his lack of hockey knowledge. 

Sherry tosses up some good ones herself although, having played hockey I'd question whether number 5 is possible. Luckily for us, the fanshots have an option specifically designed for top 5 lists. What a lucky break. So why not toss some ideas up especially all of you new people that don't comment. I specifically mention the new people because I am scared of what might come from LD or Jared.

But the really big news today is that a member of the Barilkosphere is turning one today which in blog terms is about five years old. He Score! He Shoot! was started on this date in 2007. Years from now scientists will debate whether the inclusion of Moose triggered the beginning of the end times or if it was just one more harbinger of doom but like Pandora's Box the evil that was unleashed also brought with it hope in the form of Greener. Mostly the hope that one day he'll avenge Moose's slights against Leafs Nation through an actual act of violence instead of a well-written dialogue. Also, Norte speaks Spanish and called me Billy Preston (pretty good I guess) so there's that to balance out Moose as well. Basically, I just want to know when the next podcast is coming. Congrats gentlemen on keeping up with something that can at times be soul-crushing (are you ready for the season!?!?!), at times thoughtful (not too often), but usually gratifying. Except for those posts where no one comments.

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Top 5 ways to improve the NHL

1. Eliminate shoot-outs. Reinstate the “tie” after a 5 minute overtime. No 3-point games.
2. Expand the league to 32 teams (Hamilton should be one of them) and have 4 equal divisions of 8 teams each. Have a balanced schedule. 16 teams make the playoffs, 16 don’t. Six divisions is stupid, and rewarding the 3rd-seed to a weak division winner fucks up the competitive balance of the playoffs. Sometimes the 2nd best team in the Conference gets the 4th-seed while the 5th best team gets the 6th-seed and gets to play a team with fewer points. Finishing in 6th is usually better then finishing in 5th. That’s retarded. Competitive Integrity in the NHL is a joke.
3. Home teams should wear white. Period.
4. Pay-per-view channels, such as Leafs-TV should be outlawed. Limiting access does not promote the game for future generations, it alienates them, much like “blackouts” did for the CFL. MLSE is profitable enough and there’s only so much change left in my pocket. I work hard for a living. Stop being Pigs. I’ve already vowed not to spend another dime on the NHL, and Leafs-TV is one of the reasons why. Every time they try to shake us down for a little more, another fan becomes determined to give a little less.
5. Force unrestricted free agents like Sundin, Sakic, Niedermayer, Selanne, Forsberg, to declare their intentions by August 1st, or forfeit their eligibility to play for that coming season. It just seems fair. Teams should not be held hostage by dithering megalomaniacs who can’t make up their mind. There’s nothing quite like a hard and mandatory deadline that inspires decision making and action.

by general borschevsky on Aug 6, 2008 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice

Good suggestions. I especially like the LeafsTV one.

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone see this article?
THN.com Top 10: Reasons why Mats Sundin isn’t a Hall of Famer

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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 6, 2008 12:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Hard to argue with. Especially if he retires now.

by general borschevsky on Aug 6, 2008 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

Oooh, controversial. He might not be a first ballot HoFer (it’ll probably be a tough class) but he’ll get in there.

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

sean you must have LOVED that piece…

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by eyebleaf on Aug 6, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I thought it was pretty lacking. It didn’t even mention his lousy leadership skills or selfishness.

(Cough.)

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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 6, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome Brian Costello. I knew that ‘Sean’ business was a cover!

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top reason why Mats Sundin is a first ballot hall of famer

All time points leader for an original six team.

Thanks for coming out, he’ll be in there on day one.

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by Chemmy on Aug 6, 2008 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where were you when Gretzky was traded?

I was 14 years old, at Roger Neilson’s hockey camp in Port Hope, ON. We got called down to the video room to watch the press conference, which was cool.

I actually bumped into Roger himself in the hallway of our dorm and asked him what he thought of the trade. “I think it’ll be good for the game” was his response.

It was certainly good for hockey in California for a while. Not so good in Quebec City or Winnipeg.

Definitely not good for Leaf fans in 1993.

by clark4calder on Aug 6, 2008 1:34 PM EDT reply actions  

:O You went to Roger’s hockey camp? I went to the high school where he held it.

I knew that within 5 years it would kill Leaf fans and possibly the game as well.

Actually, I probably didn’t even notice because…well…screw the Oilers. Plus I was 5.

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Actually, I probably didn’t even notice because…well…screw the Oilers. Plus I was 5.”

my sentiments exactly

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 6, 2008 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah so you were a fancy lad…TCS and all, huh? Explains your upstanding demeanour and penchant for cardigan sweaters.

by clark4calder on Aug 8, 2008 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweaters

Fanciness has an entire line of sweaters from cardigans to sweater vests. I never leave home without one.

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by PPP on Aug 8, 2008 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Link

Jared went off script and posted his five ideas on improving the NHL on his own blog. I need Karl Rove to control message…

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I play by my own rules!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 6, 2008 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunch of freaking mavericks!

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I get for going first. Well, I’m not copying and pasting anymore today. My top 5 list stays here and here only. Cheers PPP!

by general borschevsky on Aug 6, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

You get my eternal gratification ;)

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I specifically mention the new people because I am scared of what might come from LD or Jared.

Hey, hey ,HEY! I resmeble that remark!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Aug 6, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

its amazing how tame my list was, I guess a shot back and a heavy dose of muscle relaxers take the edge off of even me

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 6, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should make up an even crazier list to make up for that, stuff like the losing captain gets a pie in the face or something.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Aug 6, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

best 3 players get 3 stars
worst 2 players get 3 pies!
andy woznewski gets a 9mm bullet!

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 6, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

andy woznewski gets a 9mm bullet!

Too risky. Make it a howitzer shell just to make sure.

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

4. The team with the most points not in the playoffs should draft first. This eliminates any worries about tanking, and should make every game more exciting. The “worst” team in the league is still going to be drafting top ten, which will allow terrible teams to build up a respectable core with good drafting before they move their way up to add a young superstar franchise player and push their way into the playoffs.

That’s awesome. Much better for the league to add superstars to a team that is already close instead of a team that is destined to toil in obscurity for a few years. Really increases the need for quality scouting too.

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

seconded, especially since we’d have 3 fricken #1/2 overalls by now

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 6, 2008 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAH!!

Just in the past 3 years the Leafs could have had Kane and Toews.

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The drafting idea smacks of Leaf bias

Sorry but it’s hard to resist pointing out the fact that as long as the Leafs keep BARELY missing the playoffs that change obviously works in our favour.

The idea of letting the team that finishes last grab the top draft pick is because obviously they are the club most in need of improvement. If teams want to race to the bottom to grab the next super-star, they’re only hurting their own bottom line, and anything resembling respect.

I believe it also amounts to match fixing if they are intentionally throwing games, which as far as I know is against the law… i.e. the black sox scandal back in the early 20th century?

Pretty sure nobody is actually going out and breaking the law on this one regularly. If they are, they’re bound to be caught for it eventually.

by Steve Burtch on Aug 6, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

The Leafs probably wouldn’t have finished 9th twice in a row had they picked up a player like Kane or Toews the first time they finished 9th.

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by Chemmy on Aug 6, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, it smacks of Leafs’ bias in retrospect but where do the Leafs’ benefit last year or (likely) this year?

The idea of letting the worst team first is a nice communist ideal that got sneaked into sports by pinkos. Sure, karma generally catches up to you (Hello Alexandre Daigle, enjoy obscurity) if the league doesn’t clue in (the Islanders keep throwing seasons and never get caught though) if it were to happen but aside from the obvious benefit to the Leafs there are some benefits to the league.

First, you make every game on the calendar important for a good reason. Teams may be out of the playoff race but fans will still want to see their team win as much as possible in order to improve their draft spot.

Toss in the fact that GMs can’t get away with “oh well we’re rebuilding, give us 5 years of being crap and we’ll be right back into things” anymore. GMs will have to be more creative and effective since they can’t rely on their incompetence to eventually bail them out once Sidney Crosby or Alex Ovechkin fall into their lap.

No more tossing away of draft picks either because you never know where you could end up in a system where you have to compete until the very final whistle. That would force all teams to put more money into scouting and player development which would benefit the league as a whole.

Basically, there are no drawbacks other than a few “parity is important, everyone is a winner” reds being up in arms.

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only real problem with this scenario is that teams that get stuck in the basement through just sucking will probably stay there indefinetly.

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 6, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’ll still be getting a top 14 draft pick but it will definitely put pressure on teams to invest more into player development and scouting in order to succeed.

Plus, if the crappy teams are not just able to use their top pick to market the franchise – “Seen Stamkos” – then they might put some real efforts into developing hockey in their market and making the kind of community in-roads that have seen the Stars become a strong franchise.

And if they stay stuck sucking forever and fans stop going well then screw them and contract them. If the team gets abandoned when it sucks then it does not deserve to have a great team for the bandwagon fans.

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s hard to imagine how a terrible team could build up a solid core of draft picks in the 10-15 range until they start to pull themselves out of the basement, snag a couple top five picks, and are ready to be in the playoffs.

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by Chemmy on Aug 7, 2008 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did anyone else...

Read “The Kilger saga” as “the KILLER saga”? That made the resulting link much more interesting, even though it was confusing for a bit.

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Aug 6, 2008 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

“When did Gilmour unretire?”

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by PPP on Aug 6, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

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