Gary Bettman's Suggestions To Improve The NHL
- Immediate expansion into Europe with an eye on Japan and China
- Increase obstruction/interference calls. Eye-contact between opposing players should result in coincidental minors
- One shot per team in each shoot-out will be "judged" and awarded a point based on "brilliance and immagination", resulting in 4, or even 5-point games
- No blue-lines, 3-on-3 overtime, and 2 basketballs instead of a hockey puck
- get a different commissioner
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One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just isn’t the same…
5 is perfect.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on
Aug 7, 2008 9:12 AM EDT
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Introduce a googly-eyed sock-puppet at press conferences. Call it Betty. INsist that all questions be directed towards Betty
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
by loser domi on
Aug 10, 2008 3:38 PM EDT
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betty should have an cocky accent, and be wearing a winnipeg jets jersey/
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on
Aug 11, 2008 1:38 PM EDT
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cockney?
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
by PPP on
Aug 11, 2008 3:47 PM EDT
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I was thinking maybe Aussie,‘cause then he’d say “Crikey!” all the time while being really drunk.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
by loser domi on
Aug 14, 2008 6:13 PM EDT
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that works too
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on
Aug 13, 2008 8:43 PM EDT
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