Y'arr ya Leaf-lubbers dis is yer Captain speaking on dis glorrrious day. As arrr lads begin anoder long assault on our livers let's take a look at da rest of de ship's crew:

• We're preparing a list of mutiners to make walk the plank.
• Eyebeleaf is wondering when arr little Carlo will fall in battle.
• We found a shipwrrecked member of da crew and he hates that lily-livered Berger.
• Could da new sailors on board be what keeps us from sinking?
• Eyebeleaf is prepared for out latest cruise on the 29 rinks.
• Steve wonders what happens if the man on the rudder improves his pirating.

Ok, go nuts with your pirate talk. That was tougher than I thought.