Reading the Tea Leafs: John Mitchell
Following on the success of two other dormant series Chemmy and I have decided that in order to fill the gap in NHL news that we'll take a look at each of the current Leafs, possible Leafs on the Marlies, janitors, marketing interns and prospects. We'll recap their performance last year, what we can expect from them, and how they can win our hearts (hint: signing the contract was a good first step...unless your name is Bryan McCabe Ian White). We have no idea how long of a series this will end up being or how consistent it will be but with two of us expect it to only be half as half-assed and twice as timely.
The only John Mitchell video on the whole internet.
Contract Status (according to NHL Numbers)
$487K, $487K cap hit, RFA July 1, 2010.
Age (as of October 1, 2008)
23 - January 22nd, 1985
NHL Seasons
None. Not even a game as a call-up
Run of the Mill Biographical Information (click on John Mitchell because the Marlies' website is crap)
Former Leaf he'd have to play like in order to be christened a deity
Let's make the team first big guy.
Biggest Question Marks
Who is John Mitchell? Seriously, I thought he was Dale for the longest time.
Player Summary
Mitchell is part of that God awful 2003 draft that has brough the Leafs 20 NHL games from that year's crop. He has had a bad knee injury and suffered under Paul Maurice's inexplicable forward deployment but he managed to put up career bests last year in goals, assists, and points. He also potted eight goals during the Marlies' playoff run.
Projected 2008-2009 role/team
To be honest, I wasn't kidding about the big question mark. I have no idea if Mitchell has the goods to make it in the NHL but here's Hockey's Future's assessment of Mitchell:
If Mitchell develops like he should, he will provide the Leafs with some nice size down the middle in a few years. Won't be a top scorer in the pros, but will give a team honest, reliable minutes. He has the potential to be a valuable third line player in the pros if he continues to develop.
So basically, if I understand that correctly, he's a younger version of Dominic Moore who is a younger version of Boyd Devereaux. Chemmy cannot contain his excitement. So far he's been practising with Boyd and Mark "The Swede Stunner" Bell and has been a part of the Blue group which Marc Moro and Andi Petrillo (who looks in mid-season form with return to dark hair) assure me means that he is in the "NHL" group.
Where Mitchell ends up depends on his performance in the pre-season but it looks like he has as good a shot as anyone. At least he works hard which is more than can be said for the Stay Puff Centre.
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Is the Carlo video up there? I know there probably aren’t any Mitchell Vids, but you could’ve done like What is Love on Mario Paint or a Kitten fighting a laptop or something
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
It’s been a rough couple of days. Stupid meeting before I could find a video…
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I fixed it. I added the only John Mitchell video I could find.
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DO you need a youtube monkey to find stuff ? ‘cause shit, I’d do that for nothin’
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I’m sorry, nothing is a little outside of our budget. If you pay us $5 a month, the job is yours.
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Overrule
Sorry Chemmy, I ran the budget and she’d have to pay us $10 before we could afford to give her a job.
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Oh, I was looking at the wrong spreadsheet. Did you check out clause 538(b)(i)? I think that number is going to be closer to $12.50 based on the salary cap.
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clause 538(b)(i)
Is the bane of my existence. I stand corrected.
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and you two call me and LD crazy
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Sep 22, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
If anyone thinks
Ron Wilson’s team is going to miss the playoffs this year they’re fn crazy. This will be the most passionate team we have had in six years. I can’t wait till Stajan blocks a shot with his face five games in, knowing that if he doesn’t he will be with the Marlies. Mark my words, Toskala is headed for a minimum of a Vezina nomination (a trophy that apparently is not allowed to be won by a Leafs goalie if Belfour didn’t!). We will finish 6th or higher, beat the Sens 5 times, HOllweg will hit Heatley from behind and dislocate his shoulder, and Mark Bell will score the grittiest 35 goals since 17 skated on our first line! Drop the puck already, lets get this shite on the road! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!
See....
There you go being all positive and awakening that “Woooo, we can dooooo it” part of my brain.
Maybe we should pair you with DGB, totally like the Barlikosphere odd couple.
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 22, 2008 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions
Damn him, he’s getting me going….
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Get 'er goin'! YHAAA!
This will be the most passionate team we have had in six years. I can’t wait till Stajan blocks a shot with his face five games
That’s all I needed to hear. Drop the puck.
by general borschevsky on Sep 22, 2008 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What’s Wendel up to right now? Toronto should hire him to just stand on the bench and not say anything.
“Listen, Stajan, I know it’s hard to score in the NHL but if you don’t score five goals on your next shift I’m going to tell Wendel Clark that you called him a pussy. Ok? Get out there.”
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welcome back!
The long summer has gotten your blood boiling I can see! I like the enthusiasm. It’s infectious, like my cough.
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P.S
Mark Bell will seize the captaincy by Christmas
THIS IS MARK BELL.
I HAVE YOUR CAPTAINCY.
DO NOT BE ALARMED.
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SENS HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOU TIME
HAHAHA
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Someone set up Alfredson the bomb!
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Sep 22, 2008 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions
Jared
Straighten your shit out. Teams want to beat us this year they better be wearing chin straps tight. Remember how Belak would fight? Oh, I guess I will if I have to. Ho Hum. Hollweg hit Chris Simon from behind. Think about that for a minute. I might rather play russian roulet with two in the cliip. He will attack the sens bench without any provacation at all. Remember, the Sens are COWARDS and that Picard is the biggeest I have seen in years, sorry if he is any relation to anyone here. We are going to be tough and impossible to score on.
We’ll scratch out wins like a dirty alley cat. It is going to be awsome
by penaltyshots on Sep 22, 2008 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
the only
way Ian White sticks is if he put on thirty pounds and intends to become the next Tie Domi.
by penaltyshots on Sep 22, 2008 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
What I'm Really Looking Forward To
Is the absolute physical destruction this team will place on the Senators this year. Frogden and Finger are going to eat the Twirly giggling Weasel line and Alfraidson will piss himself the moment Mark Bell steps onto the ice.
The only thing Smith will do is become Jamal Mayers new speed bag.
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 22, 2008 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Everyone
is yapping about how well the Sens did for Mezaros. What a joke! Mezaros might have his first 60 point season this year, and if not it will be soon and he will likely have 10 of them. Easily worth 4 million. Kuba outright sucks, and Picard is going to be Patrice Brisbois part 2, minus the cups!
by penaltyshots on Sep 22, 2008 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow
How can anyone stand in the face of that rallying cry?
We’ll scratch out wins like a dirty alley cat. It is going to be awsome
Pat Burns will be proud.
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and by proud
you mean glare at you slightly less angry like
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 22, 2008 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
No more negative crap here,
save something for the Cox/Simmons etc. group. Ron Wilson is going to make one hell of a difference. We are all about to see how soft Maurice really was. I wouldn’t want Maurice to coach my nephew’s atom team, too soft on the kids!
When the Leafs give us cause to be optimistic by their play on the ice then we’ll follow. Until then, we’ve learned out lessons.
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Spoken like a wise beyond her years hooker with a heart of gold…isn’t that what we all are? Selling ourselves to the same team year after year and getting our salads tossed?
No, just me? Never mind….
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church...
by blurr1974 on Sep 22, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, we’ve been called a lot of things before…
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You do something like that and they’ll give you ten years in the county. You know what they make you do in the county? Toss the salad.
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Do something like what…? Follow the Leafs? Really, has it gotten that bad…? I’ve never been so thankful to live in California…
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
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by blurr1974 on Sep 22, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Toskala
is key. He had that long stretch with 2 or less goals allowed last year, and I think he is going to back it up by declaring his is top 3 in the league.
He damn well better! I have him in my pool!
And to me, any man, woman, or psuedo-wolfman that puts Alfreddson out of a game deserves the “C”….I guess we could give it to Tomas “Please stop screening my goalie Mr. Spezza” Kaberle…..
That was undeserved…Kaberle is the most skilled skater on the leafs..I’m sorry Tomas…I just wish you looked older than Steen.
Ditto
Toskala stands between the Leafs and a top five pick for sure.
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Also, he stands between the Leafs and the net. Even with McCabe gone, you can’t be too careful…
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church...
by blurr1974 on Sep 22, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s ever vigilant because you never know when good defencemen will go bad.
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