Gameday Preview: Penguins at Leafs

by Chemmy on Sep 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT Comment 21 comments

Let's try not to score in our own end tonight, eh?

Forwards:

Mikhail Grabovski - Nik Antropov - Nikolai Kulemin

Alexander Steen - Niklas Hagman - Alexei Ponikarovsky

Dominic Moore - Ryan Hollweg - Jamal Mayers

Jeremy Williams - Robbie Earl - Chris DiDomenico

Defence:

Ian White - Luke Schenn

Pavel Kubina - Carlo Colaiacovo

Tomas Kaberle - Jaime Sifers

Goal:

Vesa Toskala

Justin Pogge

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Baby Steps

1. Don’t score on own goal.
2. Don’t allow goals against.
3. Score on opponent’s goal
…
5. Win!

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by PPP on Sep 26, 2008 3:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Step 4

I assume that would be “See step 3, repeat as needed.”

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Sep 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Step 4

Is TBD because the Leafs aren’t sure what really happens between going ahead on the scoreboard and the end of the game.

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by PPP on Sep 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe with Mo’ behind the bench, but with Ron, I hope he’ll tell them to see step 3,

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Sep 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Step 6

Don’t snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

by LeafsNation.us on Sep 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Step 65

Hide bodies of Peddie and Tenenbaum in Quebec

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Wait...

I thought that was Step 0.

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by PPP on Sep 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Step 66

PROFIT!

Step 67
Plan parade route!

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Sep 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Step 67

Starting in Vancouver, ending in Toronto, after passing through Montreal and heading back through Ottawa…co-inciding with PPP’s book signing tour I imagine…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Sep 26, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

step 67

Cross Canadian Drinking tour?

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Sep 26, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

step 68

12 step program

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bingo

Year-long “IN YOUR FACE! Tour”.

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by PPP on Sep 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

1-3

DiDomenico. Nice. Will be cool to see this kid.

by The Muppet on Sep 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, Williams too.

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by PPP on Sep 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Toskala

Maybe he’ll feel a bit of heat with Pogge on the bench…?

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Sep 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hopefully he feels the heat instead of feeling like he’ll be gone if he plays TOO well.

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by PPP on Sep 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Feel free to score on your own goal as much as you’d like

FrankD from Pensburgh.com

by FrankD on Sep 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

No dice

You can’t trick us with that kind of invitation.

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by PPP on Sep 26, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, so motivating your troops already? :P

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Sep 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Actually tonight I expect a preseason blowout. Yes, I’m such a jerk that I will predict a blowout in the preseason. The lineup tonight is as close to the regular season lineup as it’s going to get – don’t put us on the power play.

FrankD from Pensburgh.com

by FrankD on Sep 26, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs