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Reading the Tea Leafs: Mark Bell

Following on the success of two other dormant series Chemmy and I have decided that in order to fill the gap in NHL news that we'll take a look at each of the current Leafs, possible Leafs on the Marlies, janitors, marketing interns and prospects. We'll recap their performance last year, what we can expect from them,  and how they can win our hearts (hint: signing the contract was a good first step...unless your name is Bryan McCabe Ian White). We have no idea how long of a series this will end up being or how consistent it will be but with two of us expect it to only be half as half-assed and twice as timely. 

 

Could it have been any other video? Years from now if Bell's short-tenure will have yielded nothing more than this hit he will still be remembered fondly as the man that gave us our long-awaited revenge.

Star-divide

Contract Status (according to NHL Numbers)
$2.5M salary, $2.167M cap hit, UFA July 1, 2009

Age (as of October 1, 2008)
28 - August 5, 1980

NHL Seasons
Six and a bit

Run of the mill stats

2007-2008 Stats and Team Ranking

(Scoring rates via Behind The Net)

Counting Stats Total/Rank Category 5-on-5 5-on-4 4-on-5
Games Played 35 - 19 TOI/60 9.08 - 22 0.61 - 14 0.01 - 26
Goals 4 - 17 Pts/60 1.89 - 5 0.00 - 17 0.00 - 7
Assists 6 - 17 GFON/60 2.83 - 8 5.62 - 12 0.00 - 9
Points 10 - 17 GAON/60 2.83 - 10 2.81 - 3 0.00 - 17

Former Leaf he'd have to play like in order to be christened a deity
Ummmm...half of Wendel Clark because even that is too much to expect from any mortal.

Biggest Question Marks
Will Bell even dress for the Leafs? He's in a dogfight to be included as he's another one of the guys that needs top six linemates to show his offensive skills.

2007-2008 Summary
That video is a summary of the good in 2007-2008.

The bad includes his 15 game suspension a year after being charged with drunk driving and a year after his last drink. Not to mention the voluntary meetings he attended. Justice is definitely swift. He receives an A for effort in being willing to scrap frequently but an I for injuries because that's mostly what came of his attempts to rouse the team.

Projected 2008-2009 role/team
Unknown. I can see Bell on the second line depending on the make up of the first, maybe the third with Stajan, or possibly as a member of the energy line. Hell, he could even be buried on the Marlies, lost to waivers, or traded. Basically, I have no idea where he might end up until the last game is played in the preseason.

Based on his history with Wilson he will have a higher standard to hurdle to get the ice-time that he wants. He has looked okay so far and he definitely has the tools that the Leafs would want in the lineup (good skater, willing to mix it up, and offensive potential) which makes me lean towards him being in the top twelve October ninth.

Poll
What did you feel when Bell hit Alfredsson?
Relief - like a weight had been lifted from your shoulders
3 votes
Air - because you leapt out of your seat
8 votes
Aroused - could that hit have been any better?
27 votes
Nothing - I was in the bathroom (seriously, this happened to a friend that was at the game)
2 votes

40 votes | Poll has closed

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I have the feeling Mark Bell is this generation’s Bill McCreary jr.

Video here.

Season’s Greetings indeed.

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by mf37 on Sep 29, 2008 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

pretty sweet, until the point where it looks like Gretz is going into convulsions or something near the end there. Then I felt bad.

with the Alfie hit, he layed there on the ice just long enough for my humanity to click on and feel a little bad (just a little.) Then he gets up and skates to the bench like nothing happened. Probably after realizing there was no penalty on the play and he wasn’t playing soccer…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Sep 29, 2008 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was too busy shaking the sens fan that was at the game with me to notice that Alfie was struggling. I did manage to notice, as per DGB, sens players looking at their skates.

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by PPP on Sep 29, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed that Alfredsson was hurt. That didn’t stop me from whooping it up.

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by Chemmy on Sep 29, 2008 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed

for a good 10 minutes straight. Then I saw the replay, and burst into Spezza like giggled for another 15 minutes.

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much for the Gretzky never gets hit myth…

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by PPP on Sep 29, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was related: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atWtwIiXQKI

“Ulf Samuelsson knocks out Wayne Gretzky’s wife”

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by Chemmy on Sep 29, 2008 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the 20-second mark – slow overhead zoom to see Janet, unconscious – and the commentator says, “Oh my…”

What drama.

by general borschevsky on Sep 29, 2008 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love that video

no, really. i love it.

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by eyebleaf on Sep 29, 2008 12:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I watched it 30 times the next day. In my first hour in the office.

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by PPP on Sep 29, 2008 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think it was the highlight of the season

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by eyebleaf on Sep 29, 2008 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, there’s no thinking about it ;)

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by PPP on Sep 29, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that website looks strangely familiar…but I can’t quite place it…

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That guy has potential!

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by PPP on Sep 29, 2008 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, his coverage is kind of crappy. I doubt he could write every day.

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by Chemmy on Sep 29, 2008 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if he was allowed to just post pictures and write one-liners.

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by PPP on Sep 29, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

needs more puns, but I like his moxy

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That video is like Christmas; it doesn’t stop giving.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 29, 2008 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot how awesome this video is. Can we give players “Make Alfie Cry and Take 2 Million” bonus’s? We should really look into it….

by Kobra29 on Sep 29, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

bounty bonuses

I like it

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’d probably have to give them another name…

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by PPP on Sep 29, 2008 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

stupid PC world.
If it was up to me it would be called the “senator destroyer bonus with malice, intent and hatred”

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alfie Annihilation Bonus

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by PPP on Sep 29, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spezza Smashing Bonus

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heatly Hurting Bonus

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neil Nullifying Bonus

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fisher Flattening Bonus

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 29, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Brian) Lee Leveling Bonus

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Sep 29, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruutu Reaming bonus

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Sep 29, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH SNAP!!!

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

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