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I guess it could be for Jared too, you know what I’m talking about.

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by Chemmy on Sep 30, 2008 11:48 AM EDT 0 recs

bow chick wowow

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 30, 2008 1:49 PM EDT up 0 recs

It looks more like he’s trying to put together an Ikea set or a desk from Walmart than anything else

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Sep 30, 2008 1:04 PM EDT 0 recs

Those hex key thingers are hard!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Sep 30, 2008 1:13 PM EDT up 0 recs

Or waiting to wallpaper someone!

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by PPP on Sep 30, 2008 1:05 PM EDT 0 recs

Nah, that’s more of a “the fuck’s a modesty panel?” look

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by loser domi on Sep 30, 2008 1:08 PM EDT up 0 recs

Chastity Belt?

There hasn’t been one invented to stop me…

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by PPP on Sep 30, 2008 1:11 PM EDT up 0 recs

Also true

“And Luke said unto thee, "May he who is without good shootout skills wander alone through the Valley of Death’” And all was good

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by loser domi on Sep 30, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up 0 recs

True

but would it be fun, just for a bit?

Actually, don’t answer that

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by loser domi on Sep 30, 2008 1:19 PM EDT up 0 recs

Having a little bit of fun during sex before your genitals start burning is normally called gonorrhea.

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by Chemmy on Sep 30, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up 0 recs

You’d know all about that, wouldn’t you? :P

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by loser domi on Sep 30, 2008 1:21 PM EDT up 0 recs

Don’t even get me started.

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by Chemmy on Sep 30, 2008 1:22 PM EDT up 0 recs

This is the look that Luke Schenn gets on his face when he tries not to be awesome.

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 30, 2008 1:23 PM EDT 0 recs

That’s the face he made last night when he was with your mom.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Sep 30, 2008 1:29 PM EDT up 0 recs

That might be a failed execution on the joke right there.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Sep 30, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up 0 recs

FAIL

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by loser domi on Sep 30, 2008 1:33 PM EDT up 0 recs

This thread has taken an unexpected and disturbing direction.

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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up 0 recs

Luke Schenn bought DGB’s mother some flowers, made her a home cooked meal, congratulated her on her successful son, and helped her reach some things on a high shelf before giving her a hug and leaving.

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by Chemmy on Sep 30, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up 0 recs

He did all of those things making that face.

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by Chemmy on Sep 30, 2008 1:42 PM EDT up 0 recs

helped her reach some high notes

/may or may not be fix’d

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by loser domi on Sep 30, 2008 1:54 PM EDT up 0 recs

I blame it on the fact I just woke up and need breakfast to be at my peak wittiness.

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by wrap around curl on Sep 30, 2008 1:38 PM EDT 0 recs

I figured it out.
He’s looking at his own reflection on the inside of his visor, and thinking “Holy Cow, I’m Awesome!”

by general borschevsky on Sep 30, 2008 1:49 PM EDT 0 recs

How dare you imply that Schenn is a narcissist.

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by Chemmy on Sep 30, 2008 1:53 PM EDT up 0 recs

He’s a Schennissist. A narcissist just wishes they could be Luke…

Anybody throws me against the boards I'm gonna piss all over myself.

by blurr1974 on Sep 30, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up 0 recs

Haha.
Not suggesting he does that all the time. It’s a moment of discovery, an awakening, a realization of his true nature, a new found awareness of the incredible power he possesses, his purpose and destiny revealed in a moment of clarity — in other words — “Holy Cow, I’m Awesome! I’m going to Rule The World!!!”
Take a good look, ’cause it might be the last time you see that expression on his face. From now on I expect his eyes will be focused on his dinner: meaning, players not wearing Maple Leafs uniforms.

by general borschevsky on Sep 30, 2008 2:42 PM EDT up 0 recs

So Jared Cowen became the new Chuck Norris facts. And now it’s Luke Schenn facts, right?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Sep 30, 2008 2:01 PM EDT 0 recs

It’s “Anybody” Facts. Except when they are about Schenn. Then they are just facts.

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by PPP on Sep 30, 2008 2:04 PM EDT up 0 recs

FACT

Luke Schenn build a time machine for shits and giggles one summer. He went on an Iron Curtain baby making tour, which resulted in Alexei Ponikarovsky, Jiri Tlusty, and Pavel Kubina.

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by loser domi on Sep 30, 2008 2:07 PM EDT up 0 recs