Dungeons and Dragons

Wendel wouldn’t need staples, he’d just upper cut him and Stajan’s head would go through the roof.

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That would result in the house falling down Jared, and Wendel Clark would never make Leafs fans homeless.

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Wendels punches are laser accurate, he wouldn’t damage the structure, and he’d put a fire pole into the hole. Who doesn’t want a fire pole in their house? Terrorists, thats who.

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So uh… what’s with this whole sock-kicker business?

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by koopa kid on Sep 4, 2008 3:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

After some loss last year they were interviewing Stajan who took his aggression out by weakly kicking a hockey sock.

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by Chemmy on Sep 4, 2008 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

It painted such a ridiculous picture that has become the essence on Matt Stajan.

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sock kicking

the sentence in a review went like this:

“You knew it wasn’t a normal loss to the Bruins when normally mild-mannered Matt Stajan kicked a sock across the Leafs’ dressing room” The Leafs had been totally eliminated from the playoffs as a result of that loss (meaning about 3 teams would have to entirely die for the Leafs to have a chance.)

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For all your BIzzare Mat Stajan news, its Loser Domi, weekdays at eleven

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

film at 11:14

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

this just in

Breaking news, Mat Stajan recycles his left over hair from hair cuts for wigs for his hairless chihuahua

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh come on now...

He owns at least a dachshund, not a Pars Hilton rat-dog

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

BTW

Dachsunds = awesome (even though I have never owned one)

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://doginmypocket.com/FunnyDogPictures/dimp46e9effce37e3.jpg

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

that’s just cruel. Then again, I don;t like dressing animals up at all anyway (unless it is, say, a chihuahua and you put a sweater on. They always look so cold to me and I feel bad for them)

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

he looks delicious

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m just reporting the news, sources say there is a chihuahua involved, it is unconfirmed who the owner is.

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

haircuts

he is kinda going bald now..and only 25…at least Jiri Tlusty should come along nicely, right? RIGHT/.

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the only hair he is concerned with is his short and curlies, they screw up his facebook pics

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

le facebook

loserdomi has poked Matt Stajan

Matt stajan and loser domi are now friends

/I wish
//maybe

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Stajan

Has sent you the sock kicking application, do you accept?

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Sock Kickers anonymus

request to join this group?
leave group?

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Stajan has changed his status to “Doing laundry, need more targets”

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status

“getting wet and wild…in the shower”

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Comment

Stajan has commented on Kyle Wellwoods Photo
“Miss you, BFF”

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comment

Ian white: “WTF, a-hole? im not good enough or some shit?”

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reply

Stajan “Go grow a beard you douche”

Wellwood “Yeah, you remind me of Hitler”

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt Stajan groups

Arayn Superbeings FTW

Sock Kickers Anonymous

I <3 Kyle Wellwoood

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White staus

Ian White is a lumberjack and I’m ok

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Wellwood status

gone to Taco Bell, BRB

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

fire in the disco

fire in the Taco Bell!!

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

id rather be a dance comander

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well you can trip on my synthesier

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well

I buy the drugs I like, in fact I am your main supplier

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

calling unprotected girls

infected girls do it better

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ll take you to a gay bar

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’ve got something to put in you

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Electric Lovin Is a Sex Crim

Your a pretty, pretty, pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,

pretty,pretty,pretty girl

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You… I want to take you to a gay bar.

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

For the last time Mats Sundin went to live on a God damn farm

Classic.

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by PPP on Sep 4, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Gold.

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Killer will beat some ass then knock up your babysitter.

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On one hand, the image of Stajan stapled to the ceiling makes me sad. On the other hand..at least Wendel didn’t punch out all his blood?

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He’ll make a full recovery I promise.

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by Chemmy on Sep 4, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

The note doesn’t not say he punched out his blood. It may be implied.

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Any punch by Wendel by definition punches all of your blood out.

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by PPP on Sep 4, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yanno...

I was thinking about this over the summer—hockey done as an RPG.

You have different classes and races in both, only instead of, say, dwarf clerics, halfling rogues and human druids, you’d have, say, Quebecois Instigators, Russian blockers, Canadian Snipers, etc. If someone wanted to, it’s possible to created a hockey RPG. I mean, there are so many kinds of RPG out there (even for stuff like anime, I’m just sayin’…

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How does I mine for goals?

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depending on how your dexterity is, you;d have to roll at least 10 out of a d20. I think. Then again I tend to roll poorly. An inside joke among some of my friends is “Retardo the non-wonder pony” after I rolled a 1 getting on my pony.

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’ . but i think ponies are kickass.

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well, I was playing as a halfling rogue…

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I used to make up classes, and not play unless I could use it.
The best was amputee mage.

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

one of the people I play with as an animal familiar that’s a badger named Bitey. Almos every time, the question of “Can I just ride Bitey instead of finding another mount?” comes up

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

bow-chicka-wow-ow

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well crap

I just walked right into that didn’t I? Just left the door wide open for you?

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

thats what she said

bow-chicka-wow-ow

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok

“Ok, I’ll lead, and you guys stay tight behind”
“bowchicka bow-wow”
“OK FINE. Tucker will lead”
“well, it was worth a shot”

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Tucker

“are you a model or a famous actress?”

“bow-chicka-wow-ow”

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I'm just here

To lay some pipe

“bow chika bow wow”

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ARE YOU INSULTING DARCY TUCKER

GOD DAMN

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

nope

Tucker from Red Versus Blue. They both wear blue, though

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by loser domi on Sep 5, 2008 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

do you have sisters?

who are twins?

Bo chicka bow wow

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

oh hey everybody

“I’m super horny from all that robot killing. Can someone help take off my breastplate? and…oh, uh, storytime’s over”

“you’re a pig”

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well he says

that they invented the telephone a thousand years before you did

“yeah, well what did they say on it? Blarg blarg honk honk? who the fuck wants to hear that?”

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

earth rules

People learn English all the time. It aren’t that hard

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

just wiggle it

I dont wanna wiggle your dongle

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is it in a weird place?

Oh come one, I’ll buy you dinner afterwards

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

So baby, you from around here?

Ok screw this

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

learning english

1: Tucker (tuk-err)
2: Money (mon-ee)
3: Give Tucker money

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

You mean you were watching us all the time?

yes, your a sick man Tucker

Its lonely out here

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packing

“how many pairs of underwear did you pack?”
Does wearing count as packing?"

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I;m going to say 2 words

and then walk away: Chantilly lace"

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I'm a lover not a sneaker

“thats your answer to everything”

what can I say? I’m a lover, not a thinker

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

well

“we’re just two lovers”

“is it just me, or did that sound gay?”

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bow chicka honk honk

“wow, it looks like you have been teaching him something”

You cant teach that, thats generic

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I always did want to be a hero

and a liar

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Caboose:Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Church: Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut.

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I’m not looking at his sword, it’s just a matter of penis, I mean , opinion

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they eat their wounded

just like chiropracters

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I'm just here to get L.A.I.D.

laid, that spells laid

“Yeah, we know, we just thought it was weak”

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think of your happy place

ok I’m in the middle of a HUGE explosion1

Think of a less happy place

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by loser domi on Sep 4, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe you should count down from 10

to help you relax

10
9
8

“NO”

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Jared + LD

You guys crack me up.. Great comment weirdness!

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I came home from my hockey game, saw 68 new comments and said “holy beanbag”.

Then I realized it was just loser domi and Jared flirting. :(

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who knew quoting Red vs. Blue constituted flirting on a hockey blog?

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Geek flirting FTW!

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I saw 74 new comments and turns out it’s just Jared hitting on LD.

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You say that like its a bad thing

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It is

I saw her blog first buddy.

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FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I dreamed I was the Queen of the Old West

Stop! you can both marry me!*

*pending Leafs winning the cup, in a four game sweep

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by loser domi on Sep 5, 2008 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

To Utah!

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 5, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I’m pretty sure it was mutual, P^3

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by loser domi on Sep 5, 2008 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

what’s the emoticon for a broken heart?

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awwww...

pats P^3 on the head

poor thing

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by loser domi on Sep 5, 2008 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is typing P^3 really easier than typing PPP?

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Having just done it, the answer is no.

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

101

- just trying to keep it goin’…

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no,it isn’t any easier, but it looks cooler.

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by loser domi on Sep 5, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Seriously it’s been like two weeks since Greener has commented here.

GREENER WHAT DID I DO

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Norte too, you can comment. I don’t trust Washingtron.

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by Chemmy on Sep 5, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Screw them. No more links.

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by PPP on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

hshs

They’re just stalking you from a distance.

/every breath you taaaake…

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by loser domi on Sep 5, 2008 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great Post

WTF is going on today?

Also, Stajan owns an example of the apex of evolution (aka wiener dogs)? He just skyrocketed up my favourite Leafs list. The Till also rolls with a dachshund – named Tucker.

Word.

Also, no link love for the new shit on CB?

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