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by Chemmy on Sep 4, 2008 3:00 PM EDT
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Wendel wouldn’t need staples, he’d just upper cut him and Stajan’s head would go through the roof.
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That would result in the house falling down Jared, and Wendel Clark would never make Leafs fans homeless.
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Wendels punches are laser accurate, he wouldn’t damage the structure, and he’d put a fire pole into the hole. Who doesn’t want a fire pole in their house? Terrorists, thats who.
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
After some loss last year they were interviewing Stajan who took his aggression out by weakly kicking a hockey sock.
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It painted such a ridiculous picture that has become the essence on Matt Stajan.
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by PPP on Sep 4, 2008 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions
sock kicking
the sentence in a review went like this:
“You knew it wasn’t a normal loss to the Bruins when normally mild-mannered Matt Stajan kicked a sock across the Leafs’ dressing room” The Leafs had been totally eliminated from the playoffs as a result of that loss (meaning about 3 teams would have to entirely die for the Leafs to have a chance.)
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For all your BIzzare Mat Stajan news, its Loser Domi, weekdays at eleven
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
this just in
Breaking news, Mat Stajan recycles his left over hair from hair cuts for wigs for his hairless chihuahua
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions
oh come on now...
He owns at least a dachshund, not a Pars Hilton rat-dog
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BTW
Dachsunds = awesome (even though I have never owned one)
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http://doginmypocket.com/FunnyDogPictures/dimp46e9effce37e3.jpg
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s just cruel. Then again, I don;t like dressing animals up at all anyway (unless it is, say, a chihuahua and you put a sweater on. They always look so cold to me and I feel bad for them)
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he looks delicious
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m just reporting the news, sources say there is a chihuahua involved, it is unconfirmed who the owner is.
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
haircuts
he is kinda going bald now..and only 25…at least Jiri Tlusty should come along nicely, right? RIGHT/.
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the only hair he is concerned with is his short and curlies, they screw up his facebook pics
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions
le facebook
loserdomi has poked Matt Stajan
Matt stajan and loser domi are now friends
/I wish
//maybe
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Matt Stajan
Has sent you the sock kicking application, do you accept?
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sock Kickers anonymus
request to join this group?
leave group?
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Matt Stajan has changed his status to “Doing laundry, need more targets”
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
status
“getting wet and wild…in the shower”
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Comment
Stajan has commented on Kyle Wellwoods Photo
“Miss you, BFF”
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
comment
Ian white: “WTF, a-hole? im not good enough or some shit?”
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reply
Stajan “Go grow a beard you douche”
Wellwood “Yeah, you remind me of Hitler”
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Matt Stajan groups
Arayn Superbeings FTW
Sock Kickers Anonymous
I <3 Kyle Wellwoood
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White staus
Ian White is a lumberjack and I’m ok
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Wellwood status
gone to Taco Bell, BRB
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions
id rather be a dance comander
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
well
I buy the drugs I like, in fact I am your main supplier
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions
calling unprotected girls
infected girls do it better
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I’ll take you to a gay bar
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Electric Lovin Is a Sex Crim
Your a pretty, pretty, pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,pretty,
pretty,pretty,pretty girl
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
You… I want to take you to a gay bar.
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For the last time Mats Sundin went to live on a God damn farm
Classic.
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Gold.
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On one hand, the image of Stajan stapled to the ceiling makes me sad. On the other hand..at least Wendel didn’t punch out all his blood?
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He’ll make a full recovery I promise.
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The note doesn’t not say he punched out his blood. It may be implied.
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by Down Goes Brown on Sep 4, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Any punch by Wendel by definition punches all of your blood out.
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by PPP on Sep 4, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Yanno...
I was thinking about this over the summer—hockey done as an RPG.
You have different classes and races in both, only instead of, say, dwarf clerics, halfling rogues and human druids, you’d have, say, Quebecois Instigators, Russian blockers, Canadian Snipers, etc. If someone wanted to, it’s possible to created a hockey RPG. I mean, there are so many kinds of RPG out there (even for stuff like anime, I’m just sayin’…
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How does I mine for goals?
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
depending on how your dexterity is, you;d have to roll at least 10 out of a d20. I think. Then again I tend to roll poorly. An inside joke among some of my friends is “Retardo the non-wonder pony” after I rolled a 1 getting on my pony.
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I don’t wanna sound like a queer or nothin’ . but i think ponies are kickass.
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions
well, I was playing as a halfling rogue…
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I used to make up classes, and not play unless I could use it.
The best was amputee mage.
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions
one of the people I play with as an animal familiar that’s a badger named Bitey. Almos every time, the question of “Can I just ride Bitey instead of finding another mount?” comes up
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bow-chicka-wow-ow
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions
well crap
I just walked right into that didn’t I? Just left the door wide open for you?
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thats what she said
bow-chicka-wow-ow
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
ok
“Ok, I’ll lead, and you guys stay tight behind”
“bowchicka bow-wow”
“OK FINE. Tucker will lead”
“well, it was worth a shot”
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Tucker
“are you a model or a famous actress?”
“bow-chicka-wow-ow”
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just here
To lay some pipe
“bow chika bow wow”
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ARE YOU INSULTING DARCY TUCKER
GOD DAMN
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do you have sisters?
who are twins?
Bo chicka bow wow
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oh hey everybody
“I’m super horny from all that robot killing. Can someone help take off my breastplate? and…oh, uh, storytime’s over”
“you’re a pig”
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Well he says
that they invented the telephone a thousand years before you did
“yeah, well what did they say on it? Blarg blarg honk honk? who the fuck wants to hear that?”
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions
earth rules
People learn English all the time. It aren’t that hard
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is it in a weird place?
Oh come one, I’ll buy you dinner afterwards
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So baby, you from around here?
Ok screw this
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions
learning english
1: Tucker (tuk-err)
2: Money (mon-ee)
3: Give Tucker money
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You mean you were watching us all the time?
yes, your a sick man Tucker
Its lonely out here
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
packing
“how many pairs of underwear did you pack?”
Does wearing count as packing?"
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I;m going to say 2 words
and then walk away: Chantilly lace"
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I'm a lover not a sneaker
“thats your answer to everything”
what can I say? I’m a lover, not a thinker
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
well
“we’re just two lovers”
“is it just me, or did that sound gay?”
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bow chicka honk honk
“wow, it looks like you have been teaching him something”
You cant teach that, thats generic
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I always did want to be a hero
and a liar
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Caboose:Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Church: Did you just call my girlfriend a cow?
Tucker: No, I think he called her a slut.
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m not looking at his sword, it’s just a matter of penis, I mean , opinion
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they eat their wounded
just like chiropracters
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm just here to get L.A.I.D.
laid, that spells laid
“Yeah, we know, we just thought it was weak”
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions
think of your happy place
ok I’m in the middle of a HUGE explosion1
Think of a less happy place
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Maybe you should count down from 10
to help you relax
10
9
8
“NO”
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions
I came home from my hockey game, saw 68 new comments and said “holy beanbag”.
Then I realized it was just loser domi and Jared flirting. :(
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Geek flirting FTW!
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 5, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
I saw 74 new comments and turns out it’s just Jared hitting on LD.
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by PPP on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions
You say that like its a bad thing
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 5, 2008 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions
It is
I saw her blog first buddy.
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by PPP on Sep 5, 2008 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
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I dreamed I was the Queen of the Old West
Stop! you can both marry me!*
*pending Leafs winning the cup, in a four game sweep
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To Utah!
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 5, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
what’s the emoticon for a broken heart?
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awwww...
pats P^3 on the head
poor thing
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Is typing P^3 really easier than typing PPP?
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Having just done it, the answer is no.
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101
- just trying to keep it goin’…
by general borschevsky on Sep 5, 2008 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
Seriously it’s been like two weeks since Greener has commented here.
GREENER WHAT DID I DO
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE
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Norte too, you can comment. I don’t trust Washingtron.
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Screw them. No more links.
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by PPP on Sep 5, 2008 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions
hshs
They’re just stalking you from a distance.
/every breath you taaaake…
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Great Post
WTF is going on today?
Also, Stajan owns an example of the apex of evolution (aka wiener dogs)? He just skyrocketed up my favourite Leafs list. The Till also rolls with a dachshund – named Tucker.
Word.
Also, no link love for the new shit on CB?
Unless it’s an article about how Cox actually responded to flip-flop charges then no dice.
Also, if we miss a link just toss it in the FTB comments.
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