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I have been waiting for this
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
YES!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions
Man Up Mooose!
Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option
by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
I will channel blurr
and greet you with a “How you doing”?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I was up at 6:30
Nothing ever good comes from that… also, slow-ass drive into work today due to it snowing cats and dogs outside although if dogs were falling outta the sky it wouldn’t be so bad and my Chinese-ness (haw haw bad Asian-eat-dog joke here).
And then cold snap for the rest of the week!
How werez your classes yester-night?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
classes weren’t too terrible. Translation lasted all of 5 minutes (best one EVAR), dialectical reasoning was with the prof who talks to geese, and cinema was interesting. rehearsal was fine, except I’m one of the most statically charged people ever.
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I’m one of the most statically charged people ever.
You left out an important detail, do you get shocked or do you shock others? Because one is fail but the other one is full of deliciously evil fun.
I had a history teacher in high school who talked to cows and she would always tell us stories about her conversations with them, but I didn’t mind since she had a great blend of hawtness and cute.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I shock both others and myself, except sometimes when I shock myself I don’t even feel it, but there’s a really loud crack that others can hear
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Montreal
Cold or not? We’re getting to -17 in the GTA tmr not including wind chill
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
it’s supposed to get colder the middle of this week, but tonight (while Im walking home after a late rehearsal no less) it’s apparently gonna snow like a mofo.
cbc says it’s -10.8 , tomorrow -21
I like wearing layers
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I wear layers as well
Layers of body fat!
Anyhoo, my work productivity thus far has been in the negatives… can’t get my brain to concentrate
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Awful empty
in here today
Jared is working in Sauga dats all I knows
C’mon west coasters, we’re counting on yoos!
Can’t believe I just said that
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
you know what this thread needs?
more sexytime
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LD, are you
Trying to blow up my work compooter?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I can always do worse. It’s the open mouth, isn’t it?
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LD
You are so deliciously evil
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
well Jared's not here
I have to tempt someone!
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She does
It is in her Chatty Cathy contract, right underneath the part about the spelling fails. If she doesn’t tempt someone at least once per hour, she’s out of a job.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
But
I already have a girlfriend, an awesome sexy one at that might I add
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Reality
has nothing to do with this. She needs to tempt someone, and you’re here. That’s all. Nothing personal. If someone else was here, it could be them.
Besides, tempting on the internets is way different from tempting in real life, so you’re good.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I don’t need a boyfriend or even a mister-ess. I just ant someone to send Too-lusty photos to and make sexual inuenndoes. that’s all
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But
I’m also at work with all my NSFW-paranoia
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I noes
That’s why I’ve been very good. No NSFW from Mabel. It is a new year, and I have plenty of time for the NSFW, so it can wait.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
why do you think I have yet to post a shirtless or dude tonguing Tlusty pic?
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Because
You’re bidding your time and planning to strike me when it hurts most, because that’s what I would do…
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
That's what I'm doing too
Oh damn, I wasn’t supposed to put that in writing. Um….forget what you just read, I’m an angel, planning nothing untoward at all….
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Wait!
There are pics of Tlusty tonguing a dude? Now that I need to see! (maybe later though?)
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
any google search
will turn them up (not linking so winkle will keep his job)
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I'm still onto you LD
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I've been working the google search a bit now
there are some good ones
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You're fine
Its LD I’m worried about
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Looks like I picked the right time to show up
I love Too-lusty and moar sexytime!
Hi kids!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I'm not
calling you mom
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Heh
That’s not quite what I meant. And I appreciate that you won’t call me mom.
What would you prefer I call you?
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I dunno
But definitely not “my bitch”.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I know you
Better then you think
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hmmmm
well, while I think about it, how about you start calling me “master”. Yeah, I like the sound of that.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I don't mean that you're my real kids
Gah! I just wanted to lump you together, and kids was what came to mind. I sorry.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I noes I noes
But what should I calls youse guys then, if kids is out?
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
and kids was what came to mind
Maybe its your mind finally accepting that you’re old well-aged.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Do you want a spanking, mister?
Well-aged indeed. I’ll have you know that I’ve used “kids” to refer to a group of people since I was in the ninth grade, so I don’t think it is that.
Plus? I’m in no way well-aged, except that like a well-aged wine, I’m nice and tasty. Other than that? No comparison.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
except that like a well-aged wine
That was the metaphor in which I was referring to
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Would you
expect anything else from me?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Do whatever
Your little heart desires.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Just popping in for a second
to say it is my ambition to get my line manager in a very crowded public place (such as a busy pub) and to start shouting, “You’re not my REAL mummy and I HATE you!!”
And see you all later.
When in Emor, do as the Snamor.
Don't leave me alone
With all this estrogen…
Oh god if Karina and wrap came in here too I’ll be completely overwhelmed
Why the hell isn’t blurr coming in here?!?!?!?!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Dude, if you’re relying on a Brit for your testosterone fix, then you really are in a bad place.
When in Emor, do as the Snamor.
True but on the brightside
You’re not French.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
hello all...
uber busy today…can’t get bogged down in here
i’ll be hit and miss…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 11:17 AM EST reply actions
What about me and my needs?
Did you even think of me? Hmpf.
/grumbles and sulks
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I am here too
but also working on a deadline, so will be hit and miss as well…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:09 PM EST reply actions
Bah!
I’ve had to deal with phone calls to and from school, organizing my schedule (selecting a stupid elective was way harder than it should have been) and other such stuff, and I’m here.
Man up Moose!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
lol
well I’m here, but my attention will be somewhat divided as I have some stuff to do, which, hopefully, doesn’t involve re-drawing the same thing 3 times because someone changed their mind in the middle of the day about where the roof peak should be!
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions
Divided attention? I care not for that! But I agree that re-drawing the same thing over and over is no fun. Especially for me, as I can’t draw. At all. My stick figures killing themselves in various ways were horrendous. Good luck!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
fortunately
I do it all on the computer so it’s relatively easy to change… just highly annoying…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ah computers…. I like that they are still making our lives easier, and haven’t enslaved the human race. Yet.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
There’s still time…maybe we shouldn’t be having this conversation on a compu
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PPP? Are you still there? Hello?
(oh god, they’ve gotten to him. Savev yourselves!!!!!)
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Phew
Close call but I got away from the mouse.
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Thank goodness!
I was worried.
Hey, you going to be around the game thread tonight, sexypants?
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
so
in the past 3 days, I have learned that 4 people got engaged.
Four!!!!!!!!!!!!
That makes 5 weddings this year!
Fortunately, my bro-in-law is getting married in Japan so we won’t go to that one, one is a guy who holds grudges so since he wasn’t invited to our wedding we won’t be invited to his, another one is a second marriage so they’re having something super small, and one more is my husband’s friend but he hasn’t seen much of her in the past year so we’re not sure if we’ll be invited, and then one of my best friends who I have no idea how involved I’ll be, but we’ll definitely be invited!
It’s like engagement overload here…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:23 PM EST reply actions
That's kinda like my life
except replace engagements with babies. I’m drinking only bottled water, as I’m concerned something is in the water here, and I’d like to finish school before starting a family.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
We need to have a talk....
Oh Mabel, it’s not the water getting them pregnant ;)
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Heh.
Very funny, I know the water isn’t doing it, but I’m worried that it is helping make conception super easy, like it is loaded with fertility drugs.
I know the way you get pregnant is from toilet seats.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Toilet seats and tractors. No wait, that’s gonorrhea
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I always enjoy how when people are expecting or have a new kid it’s like they are the first people EVER to do so.. BE EXCITED FOR US, DAMMIT!
Course I’ll probably do the same..
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 12:27 PM EST up reply actions
My friends have been really cool about it
My cousin, when his wife got pregnant a few years ago, was so like that though. It was like they couldn’t talk about anything else. Of course, they are kinda like that all the time, be it getting a new house, their job, a new recipe, what have you.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I also look forward for kids as a great excuse for buggering off from work early!
That never works with a dog.. :(
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
hmmm
clearly you need to change jobs. I don’t have anyone who really notices when I come/go so I can bugger off whenever I want to….
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
people wonder about me
I’m seriously the only woman I know who, upon seeing a baby does NOT immediately squeal “BABY!!” and start fussing over it. I’m like “oh wow, something that eats, shits and cries, whoop de doo”
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I don't react like that for every baby
but for some, I do. Usually when I know the parents, and feel something for the kid because of that.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
haha
I’m mid ground on that. I don’t always wanna pick them up, and crying babies scare me, but some of them are irresistably cute.
I won’t be able to handle it when my friends start having kids. I can barely handle this friend of mine getting married!!!!
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions
you see
I don’t really find babies cute. They’re just…there
I do squeal for puppies, however. I find most puppies cuter than babies. Besides, puppies don’t grow up to be teenagers that hate you and do drugs.
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I don't mind babies
But they irritate me because they remind me that I’m old and un-cute and have the uncanny ability to take attention away from me no matter what I do.
My nephew on the other hand is a different manner, since I guess there’s a more personal connection there.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I’m with you LD and I’ve had two babies.
I don’t get the big deal about them when they’re really little. Until they’re mobile, they’re really just eating/crying/pooping machines.
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then again
when they’re immobile, it’s easier to keep track of them, I suppose, unless you get a leash/harness thing
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We really encouraged our daughter to be mobile. She crawled really early (five months) and we thougth we were great parents. Then we realized it just meant she could get into trouble easier and quicker and we had to be way more vigilant.
When our son was born we kept joking that we were going to keep knocking him over so he wouldn’t learn to crawl or walk.
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YES!
Thank you. People look at me weird when I say I’ll talk to the baby when it’s fun (ie walking, talking, causing mischief).
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haha
I don’t say that, but I much, much prefer kids once they reach 1 or 2… which is great, because for some reason that’s when most people seem to lose interest so I can have them to myself if I want!
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
What kind of people do you know?
I love kids when they hit that age. My cousin’s kid is that age, and I like it cuz we can climb the stairs together, over and over and over.
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I guess
the one good thing about little kids is that it means I can just play with them instead of having to be all polite and interacting with adults.
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That's how I got through a giant family event at Christmas
I volunteered for kid duty. It was great.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
That's how I got through a giant family event at Christmas
I volunteered for kid duty. It was great.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
that way you don’t have to care about who has whatever aches and pains or whatever jobs, etc. You’re playing cards or something. And if teh kid acts up/is gassy/whatever, you can just hand ‘em back to the parents since they aren’t yours!
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I usually really like kids, but my nephews-in-laws are just a couple of total unruly brats. The parents do a terrible job cracking down on them and they just run wild like a couple of apes.
Weirdly, they only seem to act like that when their parent(s) are around. If I’m looking after them they snap into line pretty quick. Still kind of whiny and spoiled, but they know I won’t stand for none of their crap.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions
church people
they all fawn over the little babies, and then seem to get bored once I think they’re interesting.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
If they don't show interest in kids once they hit age 1?
Then yes, they totally do.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
The church ladies just about soiled themselves with glee when we first brought our boy to church. I’ve never seen so many old ladies so excited at once, just passing our little guy around, each taking a turn to hold him.
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theories as to church ladies and newborns
is there some sort of new baby smell, like with a new car? or maybe they are sucking out the youth?
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You are not alone
My co-worker next to me is exactly like that, she hates babies and she’s engaged and getting married in September, she’s always ranting on how annoying they are.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
it’s the parents who determine how they’ll react…
we were very low key and felt incredibly inept, like everything we did had been done before, better. still, don’t take that wrong, we had a blast.
it’s a social life killer though. we retreated into parenthood and stopped doing much of anything for the first two or three years…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
Not always
my aunt and uncle were rational about the whole thing. My cousin is just super self involved. My friends, on the other hand, are awesome. I’m so excited, but I have to watch my mouth. We don’t want the kids to have their first word be something like ‘douchebag’.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Oh wow, Chris Rock I think does a super bit about going to dinner with married people with kids. I laughed so hard when I went to a dinner party with my cousin and some of her married friends. It could not have been more true to script if I had written it.
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Sometimes life really is like a rat moving down the belly of a snake
About ten years ago, so many of our friends were getting married that my wife and I would often have to split up on weekends in June. She’d attend the weddings of her friends or relatives and I’d go to the weddings of my friends or relatives.
There were so many showers and engagement parties that we were on a first-name basis with the staff in the wedding registry departments.
About seven years ago, all of our Sunday afternoons became booked with baby showers. Tonnes of ’em. We learned to go “oooh” and “aaah” as receiving blankets and bunnykin bowls were unwrapped around us.
Five years ago, my sister inflicted the same madness on our friends and family by throwing us a massive baby shower (and everyone oohed and aahed over the onesies, knitted caps and bath accessories).
Then sadly, about two years ago, our friends’ parents started getting sick and, in four cases, dying.
Enjoy those babies and weddings – there are drinks and finger foods during the next phase, but it’s not as much fun.
(and I really didn’t mean for this to sound as bad as it now reads…)
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Same here
Four or five years ago, I had weddings of friends, or engagement parties of friends that conflicted with the same for my family. Now, it is the baby time. And I’ve already done a few of the illnesses and deaths. Sigh.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
hah
nah I get it… just last year was 7 weddings, including our own, and this year is 5, so that’s really quite incredible.
But I do love weddings. It’s just that they get expensive when they start all happening at the same time.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
weddings are crazy expensive
you should convince one or more friends to run to Vegas and hold a cookout or something when they get back. MUCH less stress on everyone. I know that’s what I’d do (try to convince others to go Vegas)
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I don't know
some families would disown people for doing that. I don’t want anything big or fancy or whatever, but I do want to spend that time with my friends and family (and yes, most of the money will go to food and drink at the reception) so wouldn’t be in for the Vegas thing.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
We eloped. My mother in-law was frightful about it and my sister through a mini-snit, but otherwise it was fantastic and the whole family was really cool and supportive.
I would 100% do it again with one huge catch and that’s what Mabel said: I really wish we had done something so that all of our friends and family could have gotten together once just to have some fun.
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I think
that you can get married however you want, but it’s nice to have a party with the family and friends afterwards.
So go ahead, get married in Vegas…….. and then have a big party at home.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, you can
but some families are insane about it, and it will cause a huge issue if you do. It depends on the family. Some will get over it, and some will not. It should just be about you two, but it isn’t always. So, consider that before hand.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
so true
my family couldn’t have cared less what I did, my bro had a little sunday afternoon tea party and they were happy. My the in laws are highly traditional and I had to work pretty hard to get what I wanted for some stuff.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 1:03 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I’ve seen it from both sides, where the families are all “Do what you guys want, just make sure we’re invited” to the huge fights over making sure a couple who has never met the bride, and has met the groom a handful of times is invited to the engagement party and wedding because it is JUST. SO. IMPORTANT!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
thanfully
I didn’t marry an italian. That would have killed me.
Except for the food. I love food at italian weddings.
Hehe, my hubby’s cousin invited Amanda Tapping to their wedding. (Not really related, but that was fun, as I kept trying to bribe my bro-in-law to go ask her to dance)
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions
One of the reasons we eloped was a meddling mother-in-law. Her idea of a wedding was 180 degrees from what we wanted.
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I get that. But she forgave you, right? I’ve some friends who went against the family in wedding matters, and it is still an issue. They now think it might just have been better to suck it up and give in.
I hope that when I get married, both sets of parents aren’t too insane. I don’t want anything fancy, and need a huge party.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
We did just a nice service with a marriage commissioner at a really nice Bed n Breakfast (the weather cooperated so it was outside, even) and then had dinner at a nearby restaurant.. I think it was 16 people, just close family, and it was great. There were a few minor stresses in the planning but overall it was a breeze.
After all, it’s what you do in the years after the wedding that is the important stuff, right? People who spend 100k+ on a wedding just baffle me.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
Preaching to the choir
The wedding? Is the least important part of a marriage. Though, I’d love to spend that much on the party afterwards…
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I err... avoid weddings
I have gotten invitations to like 3 or 4 so far and everytime I just make excuses not to go. The good thing is that all my relatives with the exception of two aunts are all married and have their own families, and those two aunts will never marry.
Also in terms of grand children, my brother is the oldest and I’m third oldest, my brother is already married which makes me as the only grand child who is even dating, so none of my cousins are dating or will get married any time soon.
Basically, friends weddings I can avoid, and so far no one in my family will be married anytime soon, w00t!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
You are so full of hate. I like weddings when I don’t have to do anything.
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never been to one of those
I was the maid of honor at my sister’s wedding, then again I had just turned 18, had no car or ability to drive, so my mom did a lot
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Not hate
Just too much of a pain in the ass
Also, everyone’s too happy and jolly, makes me sick
I need a healthy dose of bitterness and rage in everytime I do or attend
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Spill something on your tie.
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Well...
Part of it is realizing that to a certain extent, weddings are for the parents too.
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We were forgiven once the grandchildren showed up (it occassionally got passive-aggressive ugly before that).
Babies have a magical way of healing family rifts.
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I've been told that
I’m seriously considering having one just to ease my familial tension.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I have two that I’d be happy to lend you on an on-going basis. The boy is a bit energetic and destructive but he’s cute.
It was amazing how quickly my wife became little more than a vessel to both sets of parents. They were really good in not bugging us about having kids, but when we shared the good news we sort of ceased to exist and all attention was on the womb and it’s contents.
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two weeks after being married...
my mother bought us a onesie…
my mother-in-law, who has two other children to bother, continually asks why we’re not having any more kids…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:28 PM EST up reply actions
At least she was subtle
Heh. That is terrible. Still, I think I’d prefer that to continual shots at being single.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Hahaha
My dad endlessly harassed my brother for a grand-child for 6 years, now he’s happier then a clam.
It’s great, my dad was getting so desperate that he had started to harass me and I wasn’t even dating at the time.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I'd kill to cease to exist to my parents
Seriously. I’d kill for it.
I’m tempted to take you up on your offer, but I suspect the fact that they are only on loan would lessen their impact. I’ll just have to do it the old fashioned way.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
oh that sucks
My parents, thankfully, have one grandchild that satisfied their desire. I love my brother so much more for creating her (she’s just awesome). My MIL would like grandkids, but has come to accept that there likely won’t be any, and if there are it will be solely our decision.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 1:31 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I’m pretty much the only hope my parents have for kids, so that means pressure. I’d like them, but I figure I’m not going to go get knocked up just to please them.
Kids are in the plan, but not immediately.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
My mum used to bug my sister about it, but she never ever mentioned it to us.
My mother in-law isn’t my biggest fan, so I think that helped deflect any pressure on my wife to have kids.
I really hope I remember how my parents treated me and I’m able to emulate them when my kids are older.
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agreed....
eloping is the way to go.
as a consolation, we let my mom throw a big wedding reception two weeks after we were married. that was more stressful than the wedding was, so i can only imagine how horrible it would have been…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions
well
my good friend has the same philosophy as me, which would be to have cocktails at a cool art gallery or something. Unfortunately for her, she’s marrying a guy like my husband, who wants the big traditional brou-haha.
The only other one we’d have to worry about is my bro-in-law, but him getting married in Japan has taken all the expense off of us. Technically we’re not even invited!
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
well said...
every thing you’ve written lately is melancholy and gives me the weepies…
kindly stop it… :)
seriously though, it is a lot of fun. Also lots of fun (so long as you’re not one of those people concerned with looking cool…) are kids birthday parties. a bounce house AND cake? I’m there!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions
hah
the babies are slowly starting… my husband’s best friend & his wife had their first one this summer.
She looks like a cabbage patch doll version of her father. It’s very hard to contain my laughter when I see her. Isn’t that bad?
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
You know what they say about love and war?
Yes, one involves lots of physical and psychological pain, the other’s war
Have I mentioned my love of Spaced?
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I found hockey porn last night.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:30 PM EST reply actions
It was porn. It was foreign. Some lady enjoying her own company in hockey gear.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
sounds more like five for diddling
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions
It lacked any snappy name. I supposed I can post the fleshbot link and in huge letter NOT SAFE FOR WORKKKKKKK.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
it was on fleshbot?
I haven’t been there in forever
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Ya, yesterday. Then if you click the post and the vid, you go to Red Tube and there is a part two.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
i'm sorry...
but that sound awfully unpleasant to watch…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
It was ok. Amateur of course.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
i'm an odd duck i guess...
porn and strip joints make me feel sad for the girls that do that stuff…
i just over think things…
carry on. i’ll be quiet.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
95% of the time porn is hilarious
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
it can be...
sorry, i’m being a party pooper wrap.
i do love the Orgazmo movie though
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
Pew!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know
A friend of mine dated a stripper, and we loved it, because she was a lesbian and used all the scads of money she made to buy us drinks all night. It changed my perspective, a bit.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
i'm sure...
there are tons who enjoy it and love what they’re doing. i’m just familiar with the skanky ones who are all drugged up and don’t even realize what they’re doing…hollywood, land of dreams and all that.
i’ve known a few really sweet girls who are now strippers and are completely strung out.
i’m just bringin every one down now, seriously, i’ll stop
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
She didn't love it
really, she just liked the money and the hours. And I loved the booze and food paid for by some sad man who spent his bonus on a lesbian.
I’m occasionally callous and strange.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I would probably do the same. Money is rad.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Money is totally rad. The cash she had, wow. It made me consider it, for like a second.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
0.68 seconds
For an android, that is an eternity.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
yeah yeah Data….
I bet you wish you were emotionless like him too, don’t you?
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
for now on, every time i see winkles name, I will be thinking “data”
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:06 PM EST up reply actions
I heart you Karina
Because you recognized a Star Trek quote.
You’re in my perma-good books that really isn’t permanent.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
wow
I’ve come a long way from being dead to you….
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:09 PM EST up reply actions
Oh shit!
I completely forgot about that.
I may have forgot my dead-to-me list back in Vancouver.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Life-forms
Oh where are you lit-tle life-forms
I love scanning for life-forms
Oh where are you?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I have considered waitressing at Stateline.
I’d do burlesque stripping, probably.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
wow
us women have been holdin’ up the Chatty Cathy lately, haven’t we?
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 1:31 PM EST reply actions
Winkle
doesn’t seem to think so.
How shall we punish him?
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
trying to find one
but the wifi in the book depository is kinda odd right now, gimme a minute here
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Have I ever told you folks
How much I love the ad-block extension in Firefox?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Nay
Cuz I’m onto you
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
careful
they’re crafty
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
thats an ugly shirt, Toskala should get on that
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
it’s an ugly ass dye job. I know that even though I’ve never dyed my hair
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I thought I was the only one
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
I never dye my hair
Why the hell would I?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I’ve never even done the tips when that was crazy popular back in highschool. I swear i was probably the only one in the whole building who didnt.
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Ditto
I’m very conservative when it comes to fashion, I don’t dye or jell or even comb my hair but the lack of combing is mostly due to laziness
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I do some gel or mousse, but that’s mainly to keep the hair under control and slightly less in my way
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I do the gel, messy, spiked look when I go out or something.
But thats just cause I pull it off too well
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
Understandable
If you have long hair, I keep mine nice and short so I never have to do many maintenance on it
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
- FTW!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
i...
am a fashion whore, married to a hair dresser…
if i’ve got a hair out of place, she’s there to fix it for me…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
My wife is fascinated by my hair the way that a cat is fascinated by a dying mouse.
For a while she was proposing new products to see if she could tame it. Lately she’s been suggesting combining products, e.g. “a pea sized dollop of defining creme mixed with a quarter sized dollop of ‘scrunching’ gel”
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i'm rocking FF with ABP...
and i can see that…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:40 PM EST up reply actions
I have added a number
of custom filters
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
haha
clever… he’s figured out how to protect himself from us…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry
Its for the good of humanity
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I have returned
From the wilds of the GTA
You people need to learn how to drive!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:34 PM EST reply actions
If you were only in Sauga
Then you saw nothing.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I went from New market down the 404, 401 to the sauga, then right down town to meet a friend for lunch, then home
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:37 PM EST up reply actions
Woulda made more sense
To take the 400 from Newmarket down to the 401 west into Sauga.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yeah, but I dropped mother off at work, and she works closer to the 404
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions
Well
you shoulda explained that before!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
yeah, driving cross Newmarket in morning rush is no fun either
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
Lord no
Mulock’s a main feeder to Bathurst in the west or the 404 in the east
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
for the first time ever, i was tempted to take the 407.
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
hahaha
come visit beautiful Richmond, BC.
You’ll love GTA drivers then…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
Montreal is the worst spot ive ever seen, the speed limit posed must be in French because every one there doubles it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
LA
FTW!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:38 PM EST up reply actions
i was too young to pay attention to the traffic, I do remember that was the first time i ever heard my dad drop the F-Bomb though
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Ok
First off, Montreal traffic is bad because Montreal drivers are effing nuts and drive like maniacs on purpose.
Richmond traffic is bad because Chinese people don’t know how to drive, they drive bad intentionally, they just can’t operate motor vehicles in a safe or non-idiotic manner because we lack the genes/chromosomes to do so.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
and...
all traffic in CA is horrible because they hand out drivers licenses like candy….
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:43 PM EST up reply actions
candy is delicious
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
half the people in Richmond
have fake driver’s lisences, and don’t know it…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
oh god
I went for a ride along with Toronto Metro and we pulled over like 4 straight from China immigrants with fake licenses. It was the biggest headache ever
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
I would
Not be surprised by either revelation, that would actually explain a lot, I know immigrants who can a grand total of 3 words in english (“yes”, “no”, "hello") who have licenses and I could never believe that they obtained them legally or they that were even legit.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
one guy refused to believe it was a fake and started to call the officer a Nazi (i was told this later because the whole discussion was in Cantonese) and asked why the dude was screaming Nazi over and over again
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:54 PM EST up reply actions
Funny but true story
When I was working at McDonald’s, two chinese ladies came in and tried to get me to accept a coupon that clearly has “VALID ONLY IN THE UNITED STATES” printed on it. They kept arguing with me and I refused to accept it, so they relented and ordered.
As I was getting their drinks they started insulting me and calling me names in frigging cantonese right behind my back. My only thought was how dumb can you be to insult a chinese people in chinese thinking he won’t understand you?
Anyway, I pretended not to know what was going on, and after I got their order together, I smiled politely at them and said “have a good day, don’t fall and die on your way out” in cantonese, haha their expression was priceless, like they just shat their pants.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
hahaha
that’s awesome, I love stories like that. I hate it when people who speak foreign languages use them in front of people they know don’t understand. So most of the time, I pretend to understand and reply in english as if I’m part of the convo. As long as you keep what you’re saying pretty generic, it’s easy to make them believe you understand.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah Montreal is scarier than Richmond for driving.. I find in richmond you can stare the other drivers down if you get eye contact, if you stare the drivers in montreal they just get a scary grin and drive twice as crazy.
Plus the overpasses are collapsing on you as you try driving around, with potholes the size of open gravel pits.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I believe
I have relied my story where I was in Montreal two summers ago, I was still an engineering student back then but I refused to let my brother drive under a few underpasses because I could tell that they were already failing structurally.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I borrowed my buddys moterbike once to make a run to the conveniance store in montreal, I passed some dude in a mustang and he chased me with the intent to run me off the road for a solid 30 mins (then i got some decent room and blasted away like a crazy person)
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
oh gods
some friends and I went bowling a few months back and we took a cab. there was this guy next to us on the road who had a big red Explorer type vehicle towing something and he was driving really aggressively—cutting us off, getting WAY TOO close, etc. He and the cab driver started yelling back and forth really angry French, flipping each other off and stuff—one of my friends started crossing himself and even though I’m not Catholic, I figured it couldn’t possibly hurt as one of these assholes driving was sure to kill us.
It turned out the guy in the Explorer was a Sherbrooke city bus driver who knew the cabbie. And they were yelling out stuff along the lines of “LEARN HOW TO DRIVE ASSHOLE!” ( i doubt there was a learn to make a kicksave" joke made, but oh well)
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
poke check!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
We drove to NYC once
On the freeway going into the city, we were going the speed limit, this was in the summer so we had our windows rolled down… at one point someone pulled up next to us and yelled “LEARN TO DRIVE YOU FUCKING CANADIANS” and sped away.
That was quite the experience.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
My only american adventure was getting a gun stuck in my ear by a state trooper.
Remember this kids, reaching for you license and registration before the officer asks you to in the Stats may very well get you shot
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:05 PM EST up reply actions
My first driving experience was as a co-op student working at nortel in ottawa, we had to drive up to montreal to the factory a few times.. I got delegated driving responsibility because after about 30 minutes of quebec highway driving the person who had started out was too stressed out to continue.
I’m quite an unflappable driver but even I was leaning my head out the window to scream at people in montreal proper. Good time.s
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
yup...
LA traffic can do that to ya. it’s either complete white kncukles chaos, or stopped dead…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:42 PM EST up reply actions
thats why everyone has big stereos, to drown out the 9mm chatter
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:44 PM EST up reply actions
sorry but
every time I see GTA, I think of Grand Theft Auto, which makes the images of Jared driving much more entertaining
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Well i was carrying
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
Which totally reminds me… have I said coooo lately? Yeah, coooo P-O, big-bad mutherfuckin’ cooooooo pigeon mating dance ensues. I swear to God that if I got my hands on something, like an old sock of his perhaps, I would encase it like Snow White in a glass box, it would be that precious. I would collect cells from it, clone them (I can totally do that) and make myself some tall, beautiful, French goalie children. I would marry that sock and… OK wait… this is getting creepy.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:44 PM EST reply actions
Hahahahaha
Searching for “bacon tlusty” on Google results in quite a few links to PPP.com
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
this gives me an idea
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions
Odd
no PPP responses for either Bow chicka wowow or thats what she said
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:49 PM EST up reply actions
What?
Is it because we short form them? If so, we must rectify this immediately!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
i never short form it, I feel it cheapens the message
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
You don’t want to cheapen something? Wow. That tears my worldview assunder.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I have standards you know.
They are just random and nonsensical
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
any time.
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
I am not cheap.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions
not in the least
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
“It’s not cheap, it’s inexpensive. You cut your own hair. That’s cheap”
- from some nissan commercial, makes me laff.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:11 PM EST up reply actions
This is where I come in
And call you a whore
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
i'm assuming you mean...
your use of BCWW and TWSS are not cheap, as inferred by jared…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
inferring is way more fun that suggesting
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
Correct. As I am the originator of them in shorthand form
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 2:01 PM EST up reply actions
ARE YOU EVEN READY FOR WHAT I AM ABOUT TO BRING DOWN ON YOU???
get your daily dose of F U PENGUIN yet?
1000x over, thanks wrap. i ♥ this site…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:49 PM EST reply actions
that cat rules
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
needs cheetos
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:53 PM EST up reply actions
that cat wins...
were it drinking something OTHER than bud light…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
Bud light has two purposes, as funnel foder and for designated drivers
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Nah, thats Coorse territory.
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:03 PM EST up reply actions
i think
The bud light is photoshopped, or else, yanno, cats are lighter than humans. One Bud Light for a cat could be like Tequila night on Chemmy
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
last thing i need to hear...
is how some cat injured his wang…twice.
no booze for kitty
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 1:57 PM EST up reply actions
“dude, I was so hammered, and I thought it was a good Idea to use the scratching post….”
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
I hope you move outta Cali by 2029 Blurr
http://i.gizmodo.com/5130226/how-asteroid-apophis-could-destroy-the-us-west-coast-in-2029
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
chances are...
everyone will
http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D95LQ9Q00.htm
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 2:27 PM EST up reply actions
Interesting
Funny thing, when I was in Vancouver, I started talking to a random stranger at a Mercedes dealership (my uncle was buying a brand new C300 for my cousin – spoiled), and he was asking me where I’m from because I mentioned I was visiting Vancouver for the first time, I answered “Toronto” and he laughed really loud and said he felt sorry for me and explained that the east is dead and I’ll end up on the west coast like the rest of the country within a few years.
Ah silly Vancouverites.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
those
are the people that make me hate living here.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
It was funny
The guy was really nice too besides that
However I was a bit caught off guard by the amount of flak I for being from Toronto… I was all over the place and I struck conservations with a lot of random people and most of them usually just laughed at me, a few out-right trashed the fact that I’m from out east. The best ones were my aunt’s chatty friends who resembled a bunch of clucking hens who said that my family and I can’t make much money if I live in Ontario.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
ugh, and people wonder why I hate west coasters (for the most part)
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Hate should be too strong a term, pity perhaps.. There’s a huge inferiority complex at work here, about how ontario gets so much clout politically, financially and even culturally. Reasonable people understand it’s about the differences in population density, but there’s always the folks who expect an equal footing in confederation regardless.
Personally the maritimes piss me off way more, bunch of lazy pogey-sitters.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions
being from the maritimes i take offense to that!
haha, just kidding.
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:44 PM EST up reply actions
Can't we
all just get along?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
that depends, do you have alcohol?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
I wish
You know I’m composed mostly of vinegar and piss
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
too many acids, you need a base
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
Baking soda will make him foam up entertainingly
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
throw in some red dye and we have a volcano!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
I should try that
If I don’t die from ingesting poison first
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
you see, I just assume everyone, regardless of origin, is an asshole that I can and should ignore, unless they somehow prove otherwise
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I am intrigued by your ideas
And wish to subscribe to your newsletter
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Hehe
I heard Calgary is worst for Toronto-bashing.
I’m no fan of Toronto by any means but I’m endlessly amused yet confused by the amount of resentment directed towards it by the rest of the country.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yeah albertans frigging HATE anything east of winnipeg. They still have a mad hate-on for the trudeau years, can’t get over that. It’s weird.
BC is just whiny, and the urban centres still go liberal federally.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:45 PM EST up reply actions
Alberta is the most self centered place I’ve ever been (and I’ve been to LA).
There is so much self love and praise im suprised everyone doesnt walk around masturbating
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
You should be in calgary for stampede week!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
No thanks, I’m half way a red neck and still have NO interest in that at all
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
It’s hilarious because everyone gets all cowboy for the 2 weeks or whatever.
I did quite enjoy living in Calgary, it’s a fairly young town, demographics wise. Also the freeway system is like manna from heaven for someone used to driving around cities in BC
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
I do admit, that everywhere between BC and Ontario has dreamy highways and real drivers roads.
Edmonton excluded, that city has an unhealthy obsession with one way streets
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:55 PM EST up reply actions
Hamilton
is composed entire of one way streets
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
yeah, but Hamilton has an excuse, there is liquid stupid dumped into its water supply
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't know
I refused to go near the tap water
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
the majority of the population do not heed this
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:59 PM EST up reply actions
It always amazes me
To see how nice Stoney Creek, Dundas and Ancester (to a limited extend) are even though they’re basically joined at the hips to Hamilton which is ghetto, trashy and disgusting.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I just loved the “trails” around calgary.. So easy to zip around..
Course I haven’t been there in ages, with the amount it’s grown they might be all clogged to hell by now.
Deerfoot trail aka Deerfoot 500, you could get some epic speeds going along that one.. zoom!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions
nothing beats the DVP at 2am
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions
Yea
DVP Rush Hour goes from 5am to 11pm
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I love
the highways in toronto after 11pm….. they’re so free and clear.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions
True
Driving in the middle of the night here is a blast, go down the 401 stretch by Pearson and you basically have 6 lanes of roads to yourself in each direction in either the collector or express.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Speaking of Winnipeg
My friend was there for a short while for work, and he loved the people there, he said Winnipegers were the most laid-back Canadians in the country, they like everybody whether you’re from the west or the east… I guess you have to when you’re basically in the middle.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Winnipeg
Is an odd place, its like an odd blend of the rest of Canada
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
Thats nothing, you haven’t seen skeeters till you’ve been to yellowknife
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions
Winnipeggers: I’ve never met a group more irrationally proud of where they’re from.
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I don't think
anyone of us could put it better then that
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Just wait until I implement the National Energy Program II.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
PPP
Get outta my monitor and into my dreams
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
NEP II would be so worth it just to make the albertans go absolutely insane with rage.
Would be a pain getting from BC to the rest of canada if alberta bails tho!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 3:02 PM EST up reply actions
Also
Free Cascadia!
Interestingly my friends in Washington state and Oregon are also keen on this idea. Fear the Sasquatch Militia!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
You know
In history class shortly after the last Quebec referendum in ’95, my teacher gave us an assignment in which we had to come up with ways to improve national unity in Canada and make a poster and do a presentation.
Everyone in class did their own usual cliched thing as expected of like 14 year olds, my idea was basically to send in the Canadian Armed Forces and conquer Quebec by force, I even included detailed invasion plans in my presentation, with the option of dropping a small nuke in the heart of Quebec City that was purchased from the Americans.
It was awesome, my teacher was so shocked and horrified but still gave me an “A” because of the immense creativity involved.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
wow
so you were born with this hatred for everything?
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 3:11 PM EST up reply actions
I’m guessing this involved a trip to the school councilor as well!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Nah
This teacher liked me even if she thought me a bit weird mainly because how off the beaten track I was compared to all the other kids.
I spent a quarter of an essay on the Canadian Parliament suggesting how professional snipers should be positioned in the audience in the House of Commons so if an MP was doing something that his constituents didn’t want him to do then they get a bullet to the head because they were betraying their voters whom they are supposed to represent and the whole idea of democracy.
Ok so I may have had a few issues…
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
wow
the sniper one definitely shoulda landed you in the counselor’s office…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Yup
I used to have a few issues
Nowadays I have a lot more
therefore, had
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Saskatchewan is the place I hear the most flack about Ontario. Sask-freaken-atchewan. They talk about how we think we are the center of the universe etc etc blah blah blah., lavish praise on Calgary and Edmonton and Insist that everyone east of Winnipeg is a jerk
Ugh its nigh on intolerable
I just tell em that Pluto is Jealous of the sun too, doesn’t make it any less of an insignificant rock.
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:47 PM EST up reply actions
well
to be fair, noone cares about saskatechewan. Period.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
exactly.
My one friends reasons why Saskatchewan was better than Ontario included CFL foot ball and farming.
Her case was not made well
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:49 PM EST up reply actions
Saskatchewan is understandable, since they’re mostly farmers. Complaining is the only recreation farmers get.
(Mom’s side of the family is from sask)
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, but they love Calgary.
Probably because thats where everyone in Saksatchewan goes when they get old enough to get the fuck out of Saskatchewan
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:53 PM EST up reply actions
well
CFL is legit, but farming?
The only reason Ontario isn’t the farming center of canada is because they chose to build houses over the good farmland.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:54 PM EST up reply actions
Its true
My entire town is built on farmland, so is my house, and the elementary school I went to is named after the farm that they demolished to build it!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
When i was growing up in Kingston we lived in a brand new development. I lived there for 7 years with like one block of suburbs surrounded by old growth forrest and farmers fields. It was awesome. I went back two years ago and they had turned every square foot into housing and schools and churches. It hurt to see my chidhood playground gone
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:57 PM EST up reply actions
You didn’t happen to hide photos of Chelios, Carbonneau and Roy in the crawl space under your parents’ stairs did you?
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Weird fact about Saskatchewan
Saskatchewan’s population never really changes:
1950: 807,000
1971: 932,038
1981: 968,313
2006: 968,157
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ZOMG, creepy;
http://jezebel.com/5130223/love-drugs-researchers-ready-the-next-generation-of-roofies
Yes it’s safe for work.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 2:14 PM EST reply actions
Oh god
Someone completely changed the location of my buildings………………..
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:15 PM EST reply actions
Aw fuck
That was a sympathetic “aw fuck”
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
thanks
I’m pretty PO’d ‘cause noone told me it was happening…
Well I will finish this building I’m doing right now, and then go on a rampage….
I have to be done today, but noone let me know they moved all my buildings??? What a crock!
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
I feel your pain
We have a PM in my PC who will always completely and utterly freak and spaz out when he sees meters instead of feet in an database file.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
aaaaaaaaand
now noone can save… we’re all getting a weird message that says we don’t have permission to save to that location.
This is just hunky dory.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:30 PM EST up reply actions
Day 2
of my “ignore all major news sites/stations” has been going well. I find the urge to refresh cbc.ca/news or thestar.com is getting less and less..
And the smaller vancouver news blogs with all their snarky comment (the guy who runs beyondrobson.com is such a lefty douche) haven’t been missed at all..
Ahhhh! Glorious ignorance.
However music + games news continues.. Fallout 3 add-on jan 27! I’m so there..
I'm not pleased
That the DLC will be available for the PC/XBox version only for the foreseeable future, they have made no announce on plans to bring the DLC to the PS3 version which is what I have.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Dang, that does suck, didn’t know that. Well, hopefully it won’t be delayed too much. There was a big patch today too, fixing some bugs etc.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
Oh?
I will check on the patch when I get home.
I am deeply concerned about the gaming drought though that always run from the post-Christmas season until the start of summer… I wish they had some real RPGs for current gen systems, even with both XBox and PS3 combined there are barely any RPG games out for them.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I wish games companies would space stuff out better.. Even so, there was such a glut of good games towards the end of last year that I’ll probably be hitting the bargain bin for the stuff I didn’t get around to playing.. Still haven’t played metal gear 4, even!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:29 PM EST up reply actions
The game release cycle works like this
Jan – March: Post-Christmas dry spell
April – June: Medium spike in releases for the summer season
July – September: Fall or post-summer dry spell
October – December: Thanksgiving/Christmas Holiday Season Release Orgy
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
wooo orgy!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 2:32 PM EST up reply actions
I gave up
on beyondrobson a long, long time ago… it’s complete and utter crap.
I do enjoy miss604, however. But I forget to catch up on it a lot.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:24 PM EST up reply actions
It bugs me that the guy is such an angry bastard.. If you really hate vancouver that much why not move?
Miss604 kind of annoys me because on my rss feed half the text is her copyright notice.. Yeah, I’m sure a lot of people are just waiting to poach your post on how dreamy bernier is or something.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
really
I’ve never heard of this copyright notice. Strange.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
it’s probably just if you view it from the RSS reader.. at the bottom of every (short) blurb it has © with her name and the date and the webpage url.. annoying cluttering up text..
Plus I just wasn’t too impressed by the content of her blog either. I do like “Vancouver is Awesome” though, a bunch of skaters who seem really positive about everything. Plus they have info on warehouse sales for clothing lines if that’s your thing.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:33 PM EST up reply actions
Wait
There’s someone out there angrier then me?!
WTF is wrong with this world?!?!?!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Yeah pretty much any story can be turned into how “the man” is keeping them down, or turning the city into a police state..
the usual post will go like this: “Drug bust turns up 100kg of cocaine” – Damn cops don’t have REAL CRIMES to investigate?
etc
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha okay that's funny
So they’re angry lefties where I’m just plain angry at the left, right and center
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
It’s tough to be in the middle because you see so much idiocy on both sides.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions
Alright I am off for a while. And for a while meaning my laptop is going back to the shop so I will have to rely on mother darlings shoddy desktop windows devil machine every here and again. So I will be missing some chatty cathys and some game threads. The lappy top is going to be gone about 7-10 days apparently. And they will mail it back claiming nothing is wrong.
Thank god my phone has email and IM capability.
Ta ta kittens.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 13, 2009 2:28 PM EST reply actions
bye wrap!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
how much
you wanna bet that if they had a comment feature people would be typing in stuff “Look at how bad Toronto is, you can’t walk your dog without it being killed, the east is evil!” etc etc.
plus if I had a dog, I’ll be more concerned with it being eaten by a family member then it being electrocuted in a park, ba-zing!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
bahahaaha
btw, do you speak cantonese?
If you do, can you tell me how to say:
“Stop your child from running and screaming”
and
“Please turn on the heat”
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 3:51 PM EST up reply actions
I speak cantonese
Not sure how I can translate that phonically into english…
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
booo
‘cause the woman that lives above us only speaks cantonese and it’s driving me crazy….
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
I guarantee you
My non-existent college fund that she speaks English, at least good enough to hold basic conversation with you
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
nah
I’m quite sure she doesn’t, given that when I asked for a plunger she came back with a mop….
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
I will let you in on a secret known only to Chinese people
Pretending that we don’t know English is always our first cop-out
A chinese person who actually doesn’t know English will never admit that they don’t know English because we all think we know it (mainly due to the belief that English is an inferior language).
No jokes!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I believe that
I know Hispanics that do the same thing.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Its a common trick
Amongst visible minorities in Canada
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
inferior language?
haha…
well I’m still pretty sure she can’t, given that her husband told us she can’t, and she never, ever leaves the house.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Then
Why don’t you ask the husband to turn up the heat?
Ok that came out totally wrong… yet totally right at the same time.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
because
he’s out drinking with his friends and therefore has to call and tell her to do it…. and who knows what he says to her.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Ah so you're in a bad situation
In that case I would just call up immigration and report them for something that may result in deportation.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
oooooh
what kind of offences would those be?
I’m sure we could come up with something reaaaaaaally easily.
Only their nightmare 2 year old was born here so he’s a canadian citizen…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
Haha
Now you wanna prick my twisted brain?
The easiest stuff would be tax-related, like accusations of them not paying/filing/reporting their taxes and stuff like that, because those always involve crazy amounts of investigation no matter what.
Although it’s hard to get deported from Canada unless its some sort of extradition to another country where you committed a significant crime in which you hold citizenship/passport.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
the Dice man cometh...
what’s with the sweater…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:00 PM EST reply actions
What in le hell is that?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
andrew "Dice" clay...
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
this guy
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Does not strike up anything in my memory
But I have educated myself about this person with the power of Wikipedia.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
interesting
why do you bring him to our attention, blurr?
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
see above....
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
that was the name of his stand up special...
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/420582/andrew_dice_clay_the_diceman_cometh/
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
he came and went...
pretty fast in the 80s…
found the initial pic there on WWTDD….couldn’t believe how much he’s changed.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
i'm trying to get 'em back...
so i can return them to you, but he really likes them. get off my case and ask him yourself if you miss them so badly
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:07 PM EST up reply actions
they look so good...
when i’m driving my scooter…i couldn’t help but wear them continuously…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
here it is...
for serious. awesome fun to get around town…i used to bag on them, then i rented one in Hawaii and had a blast. it’s my summer toy…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
One of those things that I will never, ever understand the appeal of.
When in Emor, do as the Snamor.
stupid fun...
also, it costs me 5 bucks to fill up, 10 bucks a month. that’s if i ride it every day…
when gas was astronomically priced over here, and i owned a truck, this thing came in handy…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:22 PM EST up reply actions
All you need is a sassy fannypack and attitude, sister!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 13, 2009 4:24 PM EST up reply actions
depends on the state...
in CA, yes…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
i vaguely recall his “unbelieveable” thing. they sampled that for a song in the 80s…EMF I believe?
Mattblack would know…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Very nerdy 1985 reference:
Andrew Dice Clay was also the bouncer in Pretty in Pink
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BEWARE MENTHOL
Apparently, Vick Vaporub is not safe for kids
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
I saw that
but every kid I knew growing up had their parents use that stuff on them…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 4:17 PM EST up reply actions
His study appeared in this month’s issue of the journal Chest.
Man, that magazine has changed a lot since I stopped buying it.
When in Emor, do as the Snamor.
if a child is struggling to breathe, she should be seen by a doctor as quickly as possible
Now THAT is the sort of quality medical advice that every community is crying out for!
When in Emor, do as the Snamor.
got to love...
groupthink parenting.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:21 PM EST up reply actions
the weird wacky world of California...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28629054/?GT1=43001
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 4:33 PM EST reply actions
I saw a news article
In first year uni where a man was pulled over in Mississauga (on the 403) because he had a case of two-four seat-belted to the passenger seat while his three year old daughter was bouncing around in the back.
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
first thing I thought of
did he sell her through marryourdaughter.com
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Ok LD, where the heck did that link come from? My first thought was, “This has to be a joke” and then i started wondering how they calculate the dowry price.
I’d be steamed if I was Rachel M. with the low-low price of $19,995 while Olivia is going for $42,995 and Brittany’s listed at $38,995
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believe it or not, it was from Bigger than Cheeses , a webcomic, as their weird link one time
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
This puts me in mind of a dairy produce store one could open in Israel, “Cheeses of Nazareth”
When in Emor, do as the Snamor.
Anywho
I’ve printed out the most likely sorts from the website so kindly provided by ld and will now peruse them at my leisure.
Night all, see you all soon.
When in Emor, do as the Snamor.
I'm scared
especially since these girls are no older than 16?!?!?
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions
I saw one
who was 18, I think
the best part, from teh FAQ:
Q: WHAT IF NO ONE PROPOSES TO MY DAUGHTER?
A: In the unlikely event that no one proposes after six months, we will return 50 percent of your listing fee.
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Good, I’m not the only one who thought that was odd
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
wow
Kimberly H.
Age: 15,
Location: South
Bride Price:
$20,995 Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we’ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
A guy I went to high school with married a girl from a very religious family. I bumped into him over Christmas and he told me his father in-law just separated from his wife of 60 years because she wasn’t being subservient enough…rural New Brunswick must be a fun place.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
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I didn’t click on that link
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Home-ward Bound
I R OUT
Sigh, sadly I will be in the Kitchener office tomorrow, doing stuff where I won’t have access to my own computer and therefore the interwebs, therefore I will not be able to grace you all with my kingly presence tomorrow.
See you all on Thursday!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
almost there...
man, I’ve been working so hard today I’m exhausted…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 5:20 PM EST reply actions
this is why
they pay the big bucks……
I’m so gonna crash tonight…
by Karina on Jan 13, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions
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