Predators Bold 0 at Maple Leafs 0 GOLAZOS!!!!
by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:26 PM EST
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Phew
We got out of there just before Chemmy got rolling.
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So I'm getting this BJ, right?
Naw, I’m just playin. I’m done.
Please Leafs, play entertaining hockey, maybe even score
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Couple of weird bounces there to start the period.
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oldest joke I know
Guy walks into a bar, orders a dozen shots and slams ‘em down.
"What’s the occasion?" asks the bartender.
“I’m celebrating my first blowjob” says the guy.
“Wow,” says the bartender. “Have another shot on the house!”
“Thanks man, but if that didn’t kill the taste, nothing will….”
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or else
I could totally find some NSFW topic to discuss
for instance, Ryan Hollweg totally seems like a guy who’d take you to a donkey show in Tiujuna, doesn’t he?
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if I didn’t think he would before, the mullet and stache sealed the deal
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
PPP, how dare you
to deprive me of my joy of tempting people?
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you always tempt me
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
I’m a freelancer
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
the conract on PPP
if I called you my main bitch, would you be mad?
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i dont get mad, i get steamy
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
well, steamy is better than stabby, i guess
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you don’t even know the half of it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
like sexy steamy or I’ll cook you steamy?
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i was opting for the first.
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
with a shower scene of course
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions
I'm here too!
Nobody held my hand, and I had to get here all on my own. I has a sad.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
i was too buisy eating breadcrumbs, and fajitas
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Sure
I carry you and that’s not good enough because I didn’t hold your hand. You’re high maintenance! ;)
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carrying me would be enough for me….
/bats eye
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I know someone that won’t have to walk to the next thread…
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FREE PIGGY BACK RIDES, FORM A LINE HERE!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
Really? You'd take her over me?
Okay then, apparently I’m looking for someone to take me to the next thread when it is time. Any volunteers?
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Who’s choosing baby? No one owns anyone ;)
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I don't think
PPP caqn carry both of us…
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thats why he’s making three trips, Im first!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
yay!
free rides! I need something to look forward to as I can’t drink during the game (at library, more stuff to do after the game)
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So, you're all talk?
How very upsetting. I thought you’d be more action than talk…
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Typically I am...
…but sadness paralyzes me.
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I didn't want to paralyze you
I’m not really sad, I just wanted some attention. Is that so wrong?
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Not wrong...
…but I am typing with a straw.
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
You are?
So, I paralyzed you? Wow. I didn’t think I held that kind of power. I’ll try to only use it for good and not evil.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
So I’m on a date with this girl who has braces
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this one time, at bandcamp
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Too-lusty
Has been pretty good on the boards but he needs to work on getting it to the front of the net.
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His work in front of the net is nothing short of spectacular, if you know what I mean.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
he can really expose goalies, if you know what I mean
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he knows his way around a 5 hole if you know what I mean
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He likes to get naked and send pictures to teenagers over the internet if you get what I mean.
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PENIS!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Not bad...
…but I did read that initially as “PENS!”
So maybe not quite enough.
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently I require spoon feeding. And perhaps reading glasses.
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
Oh? This intrigues me, as I couldn’t possibly guess where you’d take that…
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
My mind has all sorts of intriguing ideas, but mostly they work better when not on the internets. You’ll have to use your imagination…
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Damn you!
And I just told you I had no imagination…come on, C4C!
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
I am currently, however, spoon feeding myself…mmmm room service creme brulee…
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
Damn you!
Now I’m jealous. I want room service creme brulee.
And I know you said you had no imagination. I figured this would give you the impetus to develop one.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Yes, I suppose I should work on that, shouldn’t I?
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
I think it would be a good use of your time. And would probably be worth your while in the end.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Your points are other things? Or other things you are/do are fine? Or both?
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
A little of the former, a lot of the later. My points have many qualities, and other things I am/do are fine. If you know what I mean. As to specifics, well, only a select few experience those firsthand.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
So, you’d like to subscribe? Interesting. We have a pre-screening interview to which candidates for subscription must submit. Please inform me of your earliest availabililty.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Ah red tape…fair enough. My personal assistant will be in touch with you post haste.
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Nothing personal, we just need to keep out the riffraff. I look forward to discussing your subscription needs shortly.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Understood. Riff raff are bad for business.
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
that’s a known iPhone bug…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
This internets video feed blows...
…all I have are the dulcet tones of Bowen and Millen…and a frozen frame of the opening faceoff.
But I have no imagination!
Theatre of the mind doesn’t work for me. I need pictures!
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
The adthe stream froze?
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It did...
…though it seems to be back up now. I’m sure part of it is my sketchy hotel DSL connection.
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions
Later
I came in second at junior scrabble (Mrs. Mf37 destroyed us with 12 words, I only got 8 and my daughter got 7).
Now i’m off to read some wholesome board books to one of my children to hopefully purge the image of Chemmy’s horrific oral adventures from my imagination.
I’ll be back in time to find out Nashville potted 3 in a buck and change to put this game out of reach (i.e. in about 22 minutes).
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I suggest mindbleach (JD) rather than real bleach.
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goes better with cola
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
I an loving one right now
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I did get a blowie from a girl once, and as I was finishing she sneezed which sprayed future Chemmys out her nose.
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Also I think I’m underappreciated.
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i think...
your wang has got some black voodoo hex on it
hi all!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
you see
that story is actually kinda funny
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almost as good as my eye shot
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
yah, i felt bad, it wasnt intentional.
and the stiffling laughter probably didnt help things
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
you should feel bad
it’s just salty stingy sticky feeling in HER EYE
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I think you should get a pass on laughing at that point.
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thats not how she felt, she tried to hit me, probably would have succeeded if she could see
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
recd
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
i dont doubt it, it was hard to run away when i was doubleing over with laughter with my pants around my ankles
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Toskala
He manages to find himself in some odd positions around the net.
TWSS!
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i believe...
he should abandon the positioning and such, and just go all timmy thomas/dominek hasek on us…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
Slick pass by Moore too hot to handle.
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JASON BLAKE? KILL IT WITH FIRE.
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Poni is a Bull
I don’t want to trade him either.
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He is improving
with the responsibility
by penaltyshots on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
this is true
but part of me fears he and Antro are truely like the Wonder twins or something and if you have only one, it’s not good
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They Are
That is why you can’t break them up and why Maurice was a dummy for playing them on different lines.
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FORM OF AWESOME!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
If we can get a first rounder: Trade Poni.
If not: keep Poni.
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I really
got to get a handle on the replies.
by penaltyshots on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely
Poni likes playing more.
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you’re still drunk, but feel like you’re having a heart attack.
I’ve never liked red bull’s taste anyway
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they rule, you dont feel half as drunk as you actually are either
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Until you wake up with the hangover from hell.
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ever since i hit 23, every hang over is like that
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
i know
as I’ve gotten older, my hangovers have gotten worse. I don’t get that
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Yeah, that's the way it goes
So figure out a way to drink and avoid them, or else you aren’t in for a fun time.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
It’s true. at 20 I did a 14 day bender. Now, I would definitely die.
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It’s a trick play like a flea flicker.
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quarterback sneek
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Jaime Sifers on the PP.
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I'm off
Peas out yall!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST reply actions
Work calls
I’ve gotta try and make an entertaining hilite pack out of this slop.
Enjoy the rest of the game, cocksuckers.
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See you later, slapnuts.
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0-0
and yeah, game is kinda dull. which is why the chat is so risque
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Well, I probably shouldn’t have busted out with the science of, well, we don’t need to be reminded again.
Yeah, LFiV can call you when he gets fired.
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I’ll be sure to direct him to you, the moderator of all things fun. ;)
I’m sure I’ll get a tired LFiV after he finishes off with you. Somehow, that sentence came out kinda suggestive, too. I think I may have a problem.
That’s not a problem, that’s a skill. Still, I hope you can finish off a tired LFIV.
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normal happy endings or robot chicken happy ending?
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Sadly, I am unfamiliar with the latter…can you explain?
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
robot chicken happy ending
“at [whatever massage house] you get free egg rooll. Happy ending”
I’ll find vid soon
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Like a Habs fans convention
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Hagman
hit the fucking net
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dangit
Arch and Jared are gone, who am I supposed to tempt now?
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PPP is single and flaccid friendly.
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Emotions!
BACK OFF! GET YOUR OWN SCHENN!
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I just read the thread...
and there was a lot of Poni love going on.
We’ve come a long way, my friends. If only f**k tank nation could see us now.
A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...
Good thing this was the only thread you read so far. I think we got LFiV laid off, as pointed out by PPP.
He probably can between ripping us at HockeyBuzz and making crazy gifs.
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Ugh I hate The Killers.
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Where’s blurr, someone once tried to get me to listen to The Killers by saying they were the next Darkness.
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Isn’t there last big song a little weird for them?
Sounds like something Napoleon Dynamite would sing.
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I just finished reading Office Power Ballad about a guy’s 1.5 years working for a big record company.
Bronfmann buys the record company for a gabillion dollars and the trade papers are full of awful rumors of layoffs, buyouts and mass firings.
So Bronfmann gathers all the staff for their first big meeting and his first question to the assembled work force is, “What’s with the Darkness, is it a gimmick or are they for real?”
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They sucked dick is what happened to them.
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haha, seriously?
fact: first concert I ever went to was a Killers concert. In my defense, I was 13 and didn’t pay for the tickets.
Are you now like 17?
ps. email me your cell number. I always forget to email you before I go to TO.
jorach gmail
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My first concert was Rod Stewart.
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You know where nobody wins?
House parties hosted by Alcoholics Anonymous.
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Definitely.
That is the polar opposite of Oakville Chevrolet.
by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Breadcrumbs
Good thing Jared isn’t around to eat them. They are coated in mercury people! Just follow the glowing:
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