Predators Bold 0 at Maple Leafs 0 GOLAZOS!!!!

Phew

We got out of there just before Chemmy got rolling.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

So I'm getting this BJ, right?

Naw, I’m just playin. I’m done.

Please Leafs, play entertaining hockey, maybe even score

Big Smoke Sports - We Burn The Buds, Roll The Raps, and Smoke The Jays

by Archimedies on Jan 13, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Couple of weird bounces there to start the period.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Guy walks into a bar, orders a dozen shots and slams ‘em down.
"What’s the occasion?" asks the bartender.
“I’m celebrating my first blowjob” says the guy.
“Wow,” says the bartender. “Have another shot on the house!”
“Thanks man, but if that didn’t kill the taste, nothing will….”

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by mf37 on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

BWAHAHAHA

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

or else

I could totally find some NSFW topic to discuss

for instance, Ryan Hollweg totally seems like a guy who’d take you to a donkey show in Tiujuna, doesn’t he?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

if I didn’t think he would before, the mullet and stache sealed the deal

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

PPP, how dare you

to deprive me of my joy of tempting people?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

you always tempt me

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

it’s in my contract, babe

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m a freelancer

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

the conract on PPP

if I called you my main bitch, would you be mad?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

i dont get mad, i get steamy

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

well, steamy is better than stabby, i guess

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

you don’t even know the half of it

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

like sexy steamy or I’ll cook you steamy?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

i was opting for the first.

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

like hot tub/sauna steamy?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

with a shower scene of course

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

[comment deleted due to Tlusty NSFW]

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Nothing is better than stabby.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm here too!

Nobody held my hand, and I had to get here all on my own. I has a sad.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

i was too buisy eating breadcrumbs, and fajitas

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Sure

I carry you and that’s not good enough because I didn’t hold your hand. You’re high maintenance! ;)

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

carrying me would be enough for me….
/bats eye

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I know someone that won’t have to walk to the next thread…

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

FREE PIGGY BACK RIDES, FORM A LINE HERE!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Uh oh

/breaks back

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Really? You'd take her over me?

Okay then, apparently I’m looking for someone to take me to the next thread when it is time. Any volunteers?

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Who’s choosing baby? No one owns anyone ;)

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think

PPP caqn carry both of us…

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

thats why he’s making three trips, Im first!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

yay!

free rides! I need something to look forward to as I can’t drink during the game (at library, more stuff to do after the game)

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh, I’m all kinds of demanding, it is true.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Don't be sad Mabel ;)

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

C4C is here?

Well then, I suppose I can’t be sad.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Sadness is not permitted…

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Not permitted? What are you going to do about it? Hmmmmm?

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Um...nothing?

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

So, you're all talk?

How very upsetting. I thought you’d be more action than talk…

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Typically I am...

…but sadness paralyzes me.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I didn't want to paralyze you

I’m not really sad, I just wanted some attention. Is that so wrong?

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Not wrong...

…but I am typing with a straw.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You are?

So, I paralyzed you? Wow. I didn’t think I held that kind of power. I’ll try to only use it for good and not evil.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I appreciate that…

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I’m so glad you do. That makes my day…

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by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

So I’m on a date with this girl who has braces

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

LALALALALALALALALALALA

Fingers in ears *

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

and you forgot the rest kthxbai

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

this one time, at bandcamp

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Too-lusty

Has been pretty good on the boards but he needs to work on getting it to the front of the net.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

His work in front of the net is nothing short of spectacular, if you know what I mean.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

he can really expose goalies, if you know what I mean

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

His stick work delights the crowd, if you know what I mean.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I don’t follow.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

he knows his way around a 5 hole if you know what I mean

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You lost me…

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

He likes to get naked and send pictures to teenagers over the internet if you get what I mean.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Can you dumb it down a shade?

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

PENIS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Is that dumb enough for you, C4C?

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

COCK! PHOTOS!

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Not bad...

…but I did read that initially as “PENS!”

So maybe not quite enough.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh C4C

/shakes head

What are we going to do with you?

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Apparently I require spoon feeding. And perhaps reading glasses.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Spoon feeding? Hmmmm, that gives me an idea….

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh? This intrigues me, as I couldn’t possibly guess where you’d take that…

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

My mind has all sorts of intriguing ideas, but mostly they work better when not on the internets. You’ll have to use your imagination…

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Damn you!

And I just told you I had no imagination…come on, C4C!

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I am currently, however, spoon feeding myself…mmmm room service creme brulee…

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Damn you!

Now I’m jealous. I want room service creme brulee.

And I know you said you had no imagination. I figured this would give you the impetus to develop one.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, I suppose I should work on that, shouldn’t I?

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I think it would be a good use of your time. And would probably be worth your while in the end.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You make a fine point.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

All my points are fine, among other things…

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Your points are other things? Or other things you are/do are fine? Or both?

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

A little of the former, a lot of the later. My points have many qualities, and other things I am/do are fine. If you know what I mean. As to specifics, well, only a select few experience those firsthand.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

subscribe

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

So, you’d like to subscribe? Interesting. We have a pre-screening interview to which candidates for subscription must submit. Please inform me of your earliest availabililty.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Ah red tape…fair enough. My personal assistant will be in touch with you post haste.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Nothing personal, we just need to keep out the riffraff. I look forward to discussing your subscription needs shortly.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Understood. Riff raff are bad for business.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I knew you’d understand. You obviously fit in with the subscriber base. This interview should be no problem.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

“Nailed the audish…”

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, let’s not get cocky. You haven’t had the audition yet.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes…let’s not get cocky.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

that’s a known iPhone bug…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

BIG SAVE TOSKALA!

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

This internets video feed blows...

…all I have are the dulcet tones of Bowen and Millen…and a frozen frame of the opening faceoff.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Radio

look into it. :)

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

But I have no imagination!

Theatre of the mind doesn’t work for me. I need pictures!

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

But I have no imagination!

Wow. I hope that statement never comes back to bite you in the ass.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Indeed...

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Really?

The adthe stream froze?

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

knock on wood

it’s working for me

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It did...

…though it seems to be back up now. I’m sure part of it is my sketchy hotel DSL connection.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Later

I came in second at junior scrabble (Mrs. Mf37 destroyed us with 12 words, I only got 8 and my daughter got 7).

Now i’m off to read some wholesome board books to one of my children to hopefully purge the image of Chemmy’s horrific oral adventures from my imagination.

I’ll be back in time to find out Nashville potted 3 in a buck and change to put this game out of reach (i.e. in about 22 minutes).

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by mf37 on Jan 13, 2009 8:34 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

hav fun!

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Purge for me too!

My mind needs the bleach.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I suggest mindbleach (JD) rather than real bleach.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

goes better with cola

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

mmmmm jack and cokes

i loves dem

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I an loving one right now

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

mable mind bleach

does this help?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Oh yeah

that’s the good stuff. Sigh…..

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I did get a blowie from a girl once, and as I was finishing she sneezed which sprayed future Chemmys out her nose.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Also I think I’m underappreciated.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

by whom?

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

i think...

your wang has got some black voodoo hex on it

hi all!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Murderer!

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

you see

that story is actually kinda funny

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

almost as good as my eye shot

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

eye shots HURT. So stingy and sticky

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

yah, i felt bad, it wasnt intentional.
and the stiffling laughter probably didnt help things

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

you should feel bad

it’s just salty stingy sticky feeling in HER EYE

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

and yes

that’s from experience

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I think you should get a pass on laughing at that point.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

thats not how she felt, she tried to hit me, probably would have succeeded if she could see

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

recd

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

i would have hit you GOOD for that

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

i dont doubt it, it was hard to run away when i was doubleing over with laughter with my pants around my ankles

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

imagine how it feels when you get salt in a hangnail or some sort of cut. Now imagine the salt is sticky so it won’t come off easily. Now imagine instead of cut, it’s in your eye

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Chemmy

Why all the bj stories? Are you trying to make me ill, or decide to never give one again?

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Toskala

He manages to find himself in some odd positions around the net.

TWSS!

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

i believe...

he should abandon the positioning and such, and just go all timmy thomas/dominek hasek on us…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 13, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Slick pass by Moore too hot to handle.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:43 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

BELAK SIGHTING

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

BLAEK SIGHTING

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

BEALK SIGHTING

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

JASON BLAKE? KILL IT WITH FIRE.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Quest for Fire?

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Leafs PP incoming!

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Poni is a Bull

I don’t want to trade him either.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:44 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

He is improving

with the responsibility

by penaltyshots on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

this is true

but part of me fears he and Antro are truely like the Wonder twins or something and if you have only one, it’s not good

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

They Are

That is why you can’t break them up and why Maurice was a dummy for playing them on different lines.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

FORM OF AWESOME!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

SHAPE OF KICK ASS

/cheesbourger joke

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

is he a red bull?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Mix them together and it’s a mean drink.

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

If we can get a first rounder: Trade Poni.

If not: keep Poni.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Red bull

and double vod.

by penaltyshots on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I really

got to get a handle on the replies.

by penaltyshots on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

hahaha

yes :|

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Definitely

Poni likes playing more.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

equals anxiety-ridden naps…

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

you’re still drunk, but feel like you’re having a heart attack.

I’ve never liked red bull’s taste anyway

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

they rule, you dont feel half as drunk as you actually are either

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Until you wake up with the hangover from hell.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

ever since i hit 23, every hang over is like that

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

i know

as I’ve gotten older, my hangovers have gotten worse. I don’t get that

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, that's the way it goes

So figure out a way to drink and avoid them, or else you aren’t in for a fun time.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

It’s true. at 20 I did a 14 day bender. Now, I would definitely die.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

my first year, if I threw up, it was while drinking, then i’d sleep and be ok. Now if I thow up, it’s the morning after going to bed feeling fine

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

TOMAS KABERLE SHOT?!?

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:47 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

It’s a trick play like a flea flicker.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

quarterback sneek

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Really Hard, High, Slap Pass

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by Archimedies on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

that’s 2 games in a row if I recall correctly

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Jaime Sifers on the PP.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:48 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

(lol)

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Weird. Why do that?

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

incriminating photos?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm off

Peas out yall!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 13, 2009 8:49 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Bye!

Have fun!

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by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

tata

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

night babe, Sleep tight

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

nite nite

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Work calls

I’ve gotta try and make an entertaining hilite pack out of this slop.

Enjoy the rest of the game, cocksuckers.

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by Archimedies on Jan 13, 2009 8:50 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

See you later, slapnuts.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

night night sexy jammies

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Bye Arch!

I’m sorry I told you I wouldn’t give you a bj. It is true, but still…

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by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

By the way, what's the score?

This game sounds boring as you’re all making it out to be?

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 8:54 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

0-0

and yeah, game is kinda dull. which is why the chat is so risque

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, I probably shouldn’t have busted out with the science of, well, we don’t need to be reminded again.

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, LFiV can call you when he gets fired.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I’ll be sure to direct him to you, the moderator of all things fun. ;)

I’m sure I’ll get a tired LFiV after he finishes off with you. Somehow, that sentence came out kinda suggestive, too. I think I may have a problem.

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

That’s not a problem, that’s a skill. Still, I hope you can finish off a tired LFIV.

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by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Happy endings all around…

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

normal happy endings or robot chicken happy ending?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Sadly, I am unfamiliar with the latter…can you explain?

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Can’t it be both? A fortune after receiving a fortune.

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

robot chicken happy ending

“at [whatever massage house] you get free egg rooll. Happy ending”

I’ll find vid soon

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Happy ending AND an egg roll? In.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

You’re so easy, C4C.

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by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

What can I say? I love ersatz Asian.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

The spill he took on the stairs looked brutal. Hope he’s okay.

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Dare I say

TWSS?

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Yes it is

zeroes all round.

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by Mabel on Jan 13, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Like a Habs fans convention

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

rimmshot

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Hagman

hit the fucking net

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:56 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

dangit

Arch and Jared are gone, who am I supposed to tempt now?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

PPP is single and ~~flaccid~~ friendly.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

friendly towards flaccids?

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Emotions!

BACK OFF! GET YOUR OWN SCHENN!

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I just read the thread...

and there was a lot of Poni love going on.

We’ve come a long way, my friends. If only f**k tank nation could see us now.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 13, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

i think Stajan was in teh middle of that aggressive hugging. rawr…

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Good thing this was the only thread you read so far. I think we got LFiV laid off, as pointed out by PPP.

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

what the hell did you hooligans do?

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by eyebleaf on Jan 13, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

He probably can between ripping us at HockeyBuzz and making crazy gifs.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

A propos of very little...

…I hate the way Joe Bowen pronounces “Dumont”.

“Dzumont”

That is all.

by clark4calder on Jan 13, 2009 9:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

COM-posit

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by loser domi on Jan 13, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Ugh I hate The Killers.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 9:02 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Where’s blurr, someone once tried to get me to listen to The Killers by saying they were the next Darkness.

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by Chemmy on Jan 13, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Isn’t there last big song a little weird for them?

Sounds like something Napoleon Dynamite would sing.

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by PPP on Jan 13, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Whatever happened to The Darkness? Did the singer lose his voice permanently after his surgery?

by bkblades on Jan 13, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

They were a gimmick band, those never last.

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I just finished reading Office Power Ballad about a guy’s 1.5 years working for a big record company.

Bronfmann buys the record company for a gabillion dollars and the trade papers are full of awful rumors of layoffs, buyouts and mass firings.

So Bronfmann gathers all the staff for their first big meeting and his first question to the assembled work force is, “What’s with the Darkness, is it a gimmick or are they for real?”

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