From The Branches - JASON BLAKE DAY!
by PPP on Jan 16, 2009 9:43 AM EST
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PrintEditor's Note: For anyone unfamiliar with the acronym FTB it stands for the above. It's not the greatest name but you guys didn't give me much to work with. It's the morning's first post that rounds up the Barilkosphere and Leafs news.
So did anyone stand out last night? Oh yeah, the flying hamster picked up three goals and two assists. Think about that for a second. Jason Blake hates Paul Maurice so much that he singlehandedly defeated his Hurricanes. I don't like tossing superlatives out there but that was Maurice Richard-like. Today is all about the albino assassin. Well, mostly.
- The man of the hour was Puck Daddy's number one star last night.
- Eyebeleaf missed the live draft and is now pretending that it was his plan to pick up Jason Blake. I don't buy it although I bet Mats Sundin was his top pick.
- Down Goes Brown has always valued Jason Blake highly. And we have always been at war with Eurasia.
- Jason Blake tricked Damien Cox in an amazing fashion.
- Oh my God, two Toronto columnists are having a dumb-off! No way Berger loses this though.
- There is nothing worse than leaving a game with your team up and coming back to it having blown a lead.
- If you curious about where the Vesa manpurse jokes come from or why Antro and Poni always have funny accents and talk about fast food or any other random references? Well Loser Domi has three videos that you need to watch.
- Also, with regard to yesterday's hilarious revelation about a HockeyBuzz hack here is his laughable explanation: it was a blogosphere sting to see what would be acceptable. Bullshit * cough cough *...did I do that wrong?
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This person is being put on trial for distinctly anti-Blake writings:
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2008/12/10/688431/jason-blake-is-a-rat-fink
blurr1974 report to the detention camp.
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For the purpose of Jason Blake day please forget about the existence of the DTFC.
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Jammies
Has switched on his KGB-mode
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Don’t besmirch my country’s long history of anti-democratic activity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_McCarthy
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Likely
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2008/11/12/659868/jason-blake-is-becoming-a
Your re-education team will be arriving shortly.
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The Party would look favourably on such a move.
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Airing of Grievances: Jason Blake
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2007/12/23/13317/471
The author of this post will be summarily executed in Nathan Philips Square for Jason Blake Day.
Oh crap.
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Guys I’ll be right back.
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Hold it right there
Come with me Trotsky.
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Jason Blake in Hell?
Would the author of this post please report to the firing squad wall in High Park:
Jason Blake in Hell
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I believe the full title is “Jason Blake Sucks Cocks in Hell” thank you very much.
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lol best google search ever:
http://www.google.com/search?q=jason+blake+sucks+cocks
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OMG
A British porn star is named Jason Blake?!
Crazy.
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Tagging
This is why it’s important for everyone to tag their fanposts and fanshots properly.
We can’t coordinate the re-education camps/executions properly if we don’t know who to round up.
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When do we want to light off that post I showed you yesterday?
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Ummm
19 minutes. I’ll schedule it. I thought of something else we have to add in too.
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For the party, comrade.
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I did not...
MISS THE FREAKING DRAFT!!!1
So mean, PPP. So mean.
I can prove it.
A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...
Careful eyebleaf
PPP and Jammies have their Yuri-Antropov-caps on today
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Well they know that I’ve always supported Jason Blake. At times, stupidly. But last night was glorious.
That second goal he scored was insane. I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited for an empty net hat trick goal in my life.
Good on Blake. That was a big FUCK YOU to Paul Maurice.
A Toronto sports blog, where we unequivocally and unapologetically support the home team...
That’s true. Our investigation has shown that you have supported Blake through thick and thin.
However, there is the situation with your acquaintances “Mats” and “Fats”.
It’s best if you just come with us.
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Am I ever going to get credit for anything I do around here?
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The Party thanks you for your contributions.
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Especially for the rocks that you will be breaking.
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Rocks got nothing on me. I’m training for our battle, remember?
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Don’t bother. I am going to kill you anyway.
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Rocks?
Oh PPP, we really need to get you up to speed on how to properly run forced-labour camps
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Our philosophy is to ease our re-education students using all of the staples of old WWII movies.
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True
But you can probably get them to do more product things then breaking rocks… I dunno… say make shoddy products that you can sell at higher costs because its made in Canada?
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
We could use someone that could think of ways to punish wrongdoers. You might have a way to lessen your discomfort.
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We serve gruel in little bowls with Leafs logos though, so there’s that.
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but you can’t have some more so don’t bother asking.
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but i’m hungry
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Hard labor purifies the mind and body. Hard labor will nourish you through the Siberian winter.
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Nature will sustain you. Feel free to load up on pine cones and all of the squirrels that you can catch.
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But I’m a Blake-ian dammit!
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Coyotistan
Is always looking for defectors… :)
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Five For Howling
by Travis Hair on Jan 16, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions
Don't Bother
We’re invading them and executing their leaders before putting up a puppet regime on Tuesday.
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But how will you do that?
Your bursting pipes are crippling you. At 75F we have no such issues. Besides who do you think created that cold front! All you base are belong to us. Support the Municipality!
Support Your Local Coyotes Blog! -
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by Travis Hair on Jan 16, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions
i like your ideas...
and am interested in subscribing to your newsletter…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 16, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
That's easily done.
We have no gulags. Though we do have summers. However we have frosty beverages and cookies to counteract any ill effects from the heat.
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Five For Howling
by Travis Hair on Jan 16, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions
yes...
blurratopia and Coyotistan share a border, and similar climates…
also, we have In n’ Outs…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 16, 2009 10:57 AM EST up reply actions
Shared borders
Why, all the easier to invade you with!
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
I am really loving
The new direction PPP.com is going in
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We pull the strings that make Coyotistan dance.
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Never!
Our Lite Brite based economy has outgrown your control…
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Five For Howling
by Travis Hair on Jan 16, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions
Be vewy vewy quiet, we’re hunting twaitors!
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Oddly
Not being under investigation is making me feel left out
"God's in His heaven. All's right with the world." - Robert Browning (1812-1889)
Don't worry
Once people start naming names I am sure you’ll be in there if only as some sort of payback.
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You know your name has come up a lot in investigations into Blake’s detractors. Maybe you should come with us.
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No, no, I’m the moron who’s always said that Blake and his 50+ points is what you’re going get at $4 million
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We’ll have plenty of time to discuss this in the work camp.
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You can make your arguments while you are digging a six foot deep hole.
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you guys are scaring me.
hold me
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you can bro. you can.
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ass palmage?
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dude...
that’s mine…
and sure!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 16, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
If you’re not with Jason Blake you’re against Jason Blake.
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damn terrorists!
It’s a Jason Blake jihad
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More of a political cleansing really. We’re doing what’s best for the Party.
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Its fitting too
Weather in Southern Ontario this past week has resembled Siberia, which means we’re fit to accommodate some gulags here
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OH! A Purging!
can I help? events in the past few days and today make me want to kill things (so I play pandemic instead)
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Wow
Can he fist pump though?
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Where’d the hamster on a piano thing come from?
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FTB
I always assumed it was From the Benches.
by Darryl Sittler's 10 Pt Night on Jan 16, 2009 10:52 AM EST reply actions
That probably makes more sense, but here we are.
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Not very Leafy or feminine (chatty cathy, negative nancy notebook) though…
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FTB...
Fanny the Bitch…?
Fifi to bed….?
Flo thinks best…?
i got nothing
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 16, 2009 11:10 AM EST up reply actions
From tha Bitches!
FTW!!!!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 16, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions
Wait...
You realize that the Branches is all of the other blogs in the Barilkosphere right?
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You don’t want to know where I’ve been hiding your breakfast.
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but...
i thought the common colloquial greeting was…
’Sup bitches
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 16, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions
I can’t believe Smell Ya Later replaced Goodbye.
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