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Kwestions from a stoopid American

     From my screen name most of you can glean that I am from Florida. If you believe a lot of what you read, or most comedians, being from the South means I have an IQ similar to that of a pecan pie. Whether that is true is not the point of this post. That I have questions about hockey and no one to ask or discuss these questions with, is. So, please do a true hockey fan a favor and answer or discuss the following:

   #1) Who is the better player, Ovie or Sid? Is there a canadian bias towards Sid?

   #2) Right now the Leafs would draft 5th or 6th. Brayden Schenn is projected to go 5th through 7th. Wouldn't it be ultra cool for the Leafs to be lead by two brothers for the next 8 to 10 years?

   #3) What is the deal with Jammies and Sexypants?

   #4) Kaberle is arguably the Leafs best player. He is signed for the next two years for $4.25 million a year. (cheap by today's standards) In 2011 he will only be 33, which with his non-physical style of play is relatively young. Why not sign him to a 3 or 4 year extension?

Thank you in advance for any light you may shed on these musings, now excuse me, I have to take the 12 kids and my cousin wife to the tractor pull.

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