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Editor's Note: In honour of our team's first meeting with two of everyone's favourite players I have asked their biggest detractors to provide a glimpse into what they will be feeling and thinking tonight when they see Mssrs. Tucker and Raycroft on screen tonight. Now, a lone voice in the wilderness that has enlightened the masses: MF37!

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PPP Note: This picture is one small photoshop alteration away from depicting what Tucker did last year

With the exception of Mats Sundin, has there been a Leaf as polarizing as Darcy Tucker?

When one thinks of Tucker, it's just as easy to conjure up a big hit, countless cross-crease power play tap-ins and a little man willing to take on all comers as it is to recall countless bad penalties, terrible defensive play and a propensity to end up on his ass along the side wall scrambling after that helmet of his that somehow just couldn’t stay on.

Then there's the whole Sideshow Bob act: was it a display of passion and tenacity or a guy all too often playing on the wrong side of the edge (ask yourself this: if it was Tucker going after Kostitsyn instead of Grabbo what would the reaction of Leafs Nation have been?)

I don't know if it's unique to the Leafs but this is a fan base that (sometimes inexplicably) elevates certain players and vilifies others to degrees that aren’t quite warranted.

Hard work (or the perception of working hard) is often the tipping point that determines where on the Leafs Nation Effigy to ElegyTM spectrum a player ends up.

Even with (or maybe because of) his Sideshow Bob antics, Darcy Tucker was beloved by most of Leafs nation.

Tucker put up respectable numbers during his time with the Leafs, breaking the 20 goal mark in five out of his nine seasons in the Blue and White and he finished with a respectable 148 goals and 319 points in 531 games.

But he often struggled on the other side of the puck and had a penchant for taking untimely penalties.

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Say what you will about +/- (and we all recognize that it's a flawed stat) but Tucker has only been a plus three times in his 12 year career. On the Leafs, Tucker could usually be found at or near the bottom of the club (32 of 33 in 2003; 15 of 36 in 2004; 28 of 32 in 2006; 30 of 30 in 2007; 26 of 32 in 2008).

My standard joke: The Darcy Tucker hat trick is a power play goal, a bad penalty and -2 on the night.

What these numbers don’t reflect is Tucker’s approach to the game. He was a small man who played a big man’s game. He threw big hits, would fight just about anyone, and if he ever had a thought, he seemed to share it with anyone and everyone on the ice.

While that may have brought him the adoration of Leafs Nation, this style of play may also have brought an untimely end to his career; which brings us to tonight.

For the first time since his buyout last summer (a final act of devotion or a final stick in the eye of the Leafs?), Tucker is facing the Leafs.

If history has taught Leaf fans anything, it's that former players (prospects, guys that wore a Leaf jersey once when they were 6 years old, etc.) have a long tradition of coming back to have big games against the Blue and White (see Boyes, Rask, Sullivan, Roberts, Bester, Bradley, etc.)

But for the first time in a long time I don't have that awful feeling that a former player is going to burn the Leafs.

Hip and knee issues have put Tucker on pace for just 9 goals this season and lowest point total since he broke into the league full time in 1997. He has all of 2 assists so far in 2009.

That level of production can't justify a $2.5M pay cheque. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tucker faces the ignominious fate of being the first NHLer to be bought out twice.

In fact, the fans in Colorado have already turned on him:

Terrible defensively, slower than paint drying, gets knocked on his ass all the time, takes stupid penalties, and tends to get in the way offensively. But, he's really good at tip-ins when he's not covered in front of the net. Too harsh? Maybe; Tucker does get some big hits in. But he's been a disappointment even compared to our low expectations. In general, I have been very pleased with the way Tony Granato has handled his personnel this year, but I don't understand why he keeps using Tucker late in the game.

- Mile High Hockey

Darcy Tucker is still getting powerplay time based on what results? Wojtek Wolski, Milan Hejduk, Ryan Smyth, Marek Svatos, Chris Stewart and Cody Mcleod are all scoring at a better rate than Tucker. They were all in the lineup. So was the slumping T.J. Hensick who might benefit from a little boost to his playing time.

- Avs Talk

Darcy Tucker has shown a bona fide "lack of effort" in a lot of games this season. He takes stupid penalties and doesn't offer anything on the defensive end, and offers very little on the offensive end. He just looks disinterested.

- JibbleScribbits

The fact is, Tucker never should have been re-signed by JFJ.

Yes, he was having a career year but how refreshing would it have been for the Leafs to finally trade a player at their highest value? If Nagy’s eight goals were worth a first rounder and a player at that trade deadline, imagine what Tucker might have been worth?

I don’t know that I’ll boo him tonight. It’s hard to get riled up about a guy who’s so clearly on the downside of his career.

Moreover, like McCabe I’d rather just treat all these ex-Leafs that were signed to awful contracts by JFJ as treyf.

So instead of espousing hatred, or suggesting anyone boo, I'll just ask that Darcy Tucker be kept front and centre in the lack of leadership debate that swirled around this team when Wilson first took over. That he be remembered as a key cog in the problematic Corson-Green clique that caused a schism in the Leafs dressing room. And finally all Leafs Nation remember Tucker as one of the primary members of the NTC 5 who refused a trade at the deadline, refused to waive his NMC in the off-season, refused to help this franchise re-build and finally demanded a buy-out that saddled the Leafs with a cap hit through to 2013.

And no matter where on the effigy to elegy spectrum one might put Tucker, I think all Leaf fans can come together in the hope that Tucker doesn't get the GWG against the Leafs tonight.

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And no matter where on the effigy to elegy spectrum one might put Tucker, I think all Leaf fans can come together in the hope that Tucker doesn’t get the GWG against the Leafs tonight.

Well, there you go – you just jinxed the whole thing.

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by bkblades on Jan 29, 2009 4:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I’ll admit it, in hindsight I’m glad he was bought out this summer. There, is everyone happy? Now can we get over that and watch things like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7zhY2IaDO0

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by Chemmy on Jan 29, 2009 4:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

We’re proud of you Jammies.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 29, 2009 4:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s a little sad to me to see how broken down Tucker has become in the last few years now. While there is a more pronounced effort in recent years for many teams not to shy away from smaller players anymore, I would think Tucker is a prime example of how much more difficult it is to play at an effective level past 30 years of age, no matter how skilled or how willing teams are with smaller guys, if you’re a welterweight.

It may be a faster, more open NHL since the lockout, but it’s still dominated and most likely will always be dominated by big boys.

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by bkblades on Jan 29, 2009 4:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It saddens me as well. He was a warrior, especially during those playoff runs.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 29, 2009 4:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, he was great to watch in the playoffs, those crazy eyes were incredible… I miss good Tucker. But yes. I was wary of that resigning before JFJ did it.

by Karina on Jan 29, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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I have nothing to add to Mile High Hockey’s assessment.

I think one of the main causes for the Leafs futility that isn’t as mentioned as often as it should be (even though it is very frequently mentioned) has been their inability to sell high on players that are playing above their capacity for whatever reason (in this case, Tomas Kaberle/Mats Sundin’s cross-ice passes on the PP and the misconception that his insane antics on the ice where evidence of heart and a team-first attitude). Between him and McCabe, we had way too much of the brazen loud mouth factor going on on the ice and in the dressing room. Similarly they should’ve both been traded at the peak of their value. What the pair were displaying was NOT leadership or a “style of leadership.” It was distracting and infectious whinging.

By the way, well done with the Darcy Tucker hattrick mf37.

by AlecB on Jan 29, 2009 4:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Between him and McCabe, we had way too much of the brazen loud mouth factor going on on the ice and in the dressing room. Similarly they should’ve both been traded at the peak of their value.

Those who have been two moves that required epic testicular fortitude. Sadly, JFJ was our GM.

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by PPP on Jan 29, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Me fail english? That’s unpossible.

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by Chemmy on Jan 29, 2009 4:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GAHHH!!!
Those would have been two moves that required epic testicular fortitude. Sadly, JFJ was our GM.

Fixed.

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by PPP on Jan 29, 2009 4:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

correction

*Richard Peddie

by AlecB on Jan 29, 2009 4:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ha

Yeah. No kidding.

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by PPP on Jan 29, 2009 4:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

...

How different things might be now if JFJ was allowed to tear it down after the ‘05/’06 season. He obviously knew what needed to be done and for that I’ll always be somewhat forgiving (for that and for plucking the legendary Dommy Moore off waivers)…. that being said when he was given the directions from the board he didn’t exactly go about it the right way.

by AlecB on Jan 29, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can't hate

I named my dog after Tucker. No Leaf – not Mats, McCabe, Roberts, CuJo better symbolized the strengths and weaknesses of the Leafs in the Quinn years. He is iconic in that way. I hope he has a good game.

by Godd Till on Jan 29, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

When I get a pug I was going to name him Tucker.

Now I’ll probably just name him Fuckface or something.

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by Chemmy on Jan 29, 2009 4:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Potayton potahto.

by AlecB on Jan 29, 2009 5:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“You don’t even need to call someone a fuckface. You just show them the face when you fuck. But don’t roll your eyes when you do it. Then that’s your cum-face. You’ll be known as cum-face.”

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by bkblades on Jan 29, 2009 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If you were my dog, I would feed you poison

If I was your dog, I would eat it

"It's not literally a Cradle of Filth - that would be horrible..."

by Mattblack on Jan 29, 2009 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that’s a great honour. and a great name for a dog.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 29, 2009 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno if it’s just that picture, but Christ, I never realised Darcy was that thin!

"It's not literally a Cradle of Filth - that would be horrible..."

by Mattblack on Jan 29, 2009 5:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

or that handsome

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by Chemmy on Jan 29, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, he’ll never replace you in my heart, Chemmy – but any port in a storm.

"It's not literally a Cradle of Filth - that would be horrible..."

by Mattblack on Jan 29, 2009 5:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well Tucker does have that great butch thing going for him

Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing

by loser domi on Jan 29, 2009 5:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Best. Title. Ever.
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by Andrew Bucholtz on Jan 30, 2009 1:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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