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Damnit Chemmy, you always start these new posts just as I comment on the old post

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Owned.

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Quiet you.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Same! although it was just a comment on the poligrip ad. Probably for the best.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was just insulting Crosby

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed!

I was talking about my love for Oxycontin, and not giving it up!

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The old Battle of Ontario: A couple of guys stirring the pot, a bunch of guys answering the bell.

The new Battle of Ontario: A half-dozen pot-stirrers, zero bell-answerers.

This may be the game that breaks my spirit.

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The Kaberle whining was really pathetic. I want him off this team.

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Seconded. If that had been frogren I bet he’d be wearing a spezza-skin uniform right now.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t want him to fight, or even do anything to Spezza. But I hate that his first instinct is to whine.

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

a “what the fuck ref?” was called for
the exaggerated extended arms for show was not

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Spezza wouldnt do that if Frogren was on the ice

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Neil hacked Toskala when Frogren was standing right there.

Then he let Heatley and Spezza deal with Mayers and Hollweg while he hid.

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i was watching the Canada game during that bit

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Paging Brian Burke...

paging Brian Burke….

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i hate to agree. but i feel compelled to

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Noooooo!

No spirit-breaking allowed! It’ll be okay, I promise. I don’t know how, it’s a mystery, but it will be!

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What’s the difference between Chris Neil, Ryan Holweg, Jamal Mayers, Mike Fisher, Kris Newbury, and Sidney Crosby?

Crosby will drop the gloves.

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Newbury will drop the gloves, he just smashes his melon off the ice immediately after

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe…. but Crosby will also punch guys in the junk, so he has that going against him.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He couldn’t do that in this game. I don’t think there’s a pair of balls on the ice between all 40 of these guys.

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 3, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

you are kinda broken, aren’t you? I’m so sorry.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was about to ask if there was an overhanging thread

In any case, Crosby needs a Gary Roberts from 8 years ago. The bodyguard rule doesn’t work for stars when Neil and Roy are your “enforcers”.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

God I miss roberts.. Sad.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Roberts was a force

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My favourite thing about him is that not only was he quite destructive to the other team, he rarely got decked by a hit or checked into the boards etc.. Had the great upper body strength for battling in the corners, holding himself against the boards etc..

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it a contract requirement that they must play at least 1 tragically hip song at the ACC each HNIC?

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yes

They don’t care which one, but at least one must be played.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“50 mission cap” is probably mandatory.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate the hip

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep they haven’t aged well.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I love the Hip.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, having spent a good portion of my youth in Kingston, i soured on them long ago

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that would be another story. Seeing as they’re from Kingston, I’m surprised Don Cherry didn’t adopt them yet.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He was in at least one of their music videos.. Dunno if bands still make music videos anymore, since muchmusic doesn’t seem to show em anymore.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tried to post this in the old thread

I would watch Coach’s Corner religiously if each week they gave Cherry a different illicit substance, waited for it to kick in and then put him on air.

CBC could run a little super at the bottom of the screen to let viewers know what Don just ingested:
Cherry on Shrooms

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by mf37 on Jan 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It would give it a fresh feel

and it would make me feel less icky about watching his insanity. Go for it!

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think anything could make me feel weirder or more uncomfortable than his tributes to the fallen.. Yeesh.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Only if he says “we can’t stay here…this is bat country!”

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sniffing an ether rag the whole time

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Obviously

Who doesn’t love them a good ether rag? Terrorists, that’s who.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

moveable object VS the resistable force…..I’ll give you that one Hughson, that was hilarious

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Nice sand wedge shot there, mitchell

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Volchenkov

Is possibly the only Senator I’d want.. Dude is like a puck sponge.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I know

The man has no regard for his physical safety. I think he would stop a puck with his face without thinking about the consequences – it wouldn’t even have to be the playoffs.

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think he likes it. Some serious S&M fiend action.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And Volchenkov is one of the better defensive defensemen in the league. Him being a Sen masks his ability I think.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

both of these teams are so broken its starting to not be funny anymore

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I don't know

I still kinda find the Sens being broken funny.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but if they werent so broken the Leafs might have actually shown up tonight

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sens are newbs at this being broken thing (recently). Leafs have been sucking for longer so they have the experience.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I never got the supposed rivalry with Ottawa. Yeah, the Leafs knocked them out of the playoffs annually for a while, but it was mostly media noise.

If the Sens contracted, I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow.

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by mf37 on Jan 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ditto. Habs are the real rivalry. Once the Leafs get back to their level, it’s so on.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

PPP and I have talked about this and we were wondering if this was a generational thing. Older fans tending to see Montreal as the main rivalry and younger fans (having come of age so to speak during those playoff runs) having it in for the Sens.

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by mf37 on Jan 3, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Habs are the rivalry
The Sens are just a team that I hate so very very much

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sens are fun to mess with, but there’s been no real drama other than the consistent playoff beatdowns in my view. I’d put them at the same level as leafs – isles.. Cuz everyone hates the isles, or did anyway.. Effin’ steve webb!

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Isles are like a bad joke that just wont go away
Have you seen the new Pirate movie?

Its rated ARRRRRRRRR

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fishsticks!

If they draft tavares I’ll hate em even more though :(

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tavares might just pull a Lindros if he goes to the Isles.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't know

I just hate the stupid Sens because of their incredible lameness, and the stupid stuff their city council and team pulled in the playoffs. They’ve never beaten us when it counts, so they are just pathetic.

The Habs? Are hated because they have beaten us, and it is a real rivalry.

Does this make me old?

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it’s how you make of the rivalry. I always disliked the Flyers and the Leafs were never big with them except the 1970s. I was glad it came back during the Leafs long playoff runs earlier this decade, but the Sens seem to be more about their fans.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the fan part hits the money.
The Penguins are starting to get that same fan based hate. Some of their fans are getting pretty douchy these past couple years

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The fans? Have you forgotten about Spezza, Heatley, Alfredsson, Fisher, Neil, Ruutu

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I tried

but their incandescent douchiness shone through, and I was unable to.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure they helped immensely

But they were all made even more intolerable because their “fans” made them better than sliced bread.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think the Habs rivalry transcends so many other aspects of life – the history, the language, the culture, the fact that Toronto and Montreal were (at one-time) the two most dominant cities in Canada.

Ottawa just can’t touch any of that stuff and in terms of geography, Detroit and Buffalo are far closer than Ottawa. Hell, Pittsburgh is only 50km further than Ottawa is.

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by mf37 on Jan 3, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely

It grew most of its roots with the religious, economical, and language differences. Protestants vs Catholics, French vs English, blue collar vs white collar.

The Sens have this petty jealousy that doesn’t transcend time very well.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SCHENN BACK ON TUESDAY

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

YAY!!!!!!!!!!

I need more panty-melting from OLAS.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SCHENN BACK

TUESDAY

SCHENN

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

TUESDAY SCHENN BACK!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SCHENN TUESDAY BACK

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey when is Schenn back anyway?

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TUUUUUESDAY

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Some day. I forget. :)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thats not a day

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not clear on what you are saying

Who is coming back? And when?

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT?

You won’t ban me! PPP will be outraged, outraged, I tell you!

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

DOUBLE BANNED

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I fear not your ban-hammer

Bring it on, raggedy man!

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

definelty raged, i dont know if he will go out tho

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It was my cuppy cakes.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Your cuppy cakes

could solve the world’s poverty problems. They are that amazing.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Toskalaaaa!

That was some nice saving when he had the puck shot right into his chest.. Woo! small victories!

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

SCHENN SCHENN SCHENN

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thats from all that practice against Jason Blake!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also;

Tuesday is when they are bringing Sexy Back…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

+100000000

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BANNED

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why are you so mean to me?

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It ain't personal

He’s banning everyone.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's a..

Schenn in a Box?

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

take a look inside!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I dont even care about the goddamned score, I just want some Senator blood spilt

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Question:

Is anyone not banned at this point? Show of hands plz…

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Banhammer is in full force

The way things are going, Chemmy is going to ban everyone. I mean, is Schenn coming back or is Chemmy going power hungry? ;)

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, the rampant exercise of dictatorial powers. ;)

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jan 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

REBEL YELLLLLLL!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

D-MO

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

She cried

Moore Moore Moore!

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

If Blake gets an assist on that goal..

…the league needs to seriously revisit how they award points.

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by mf37 on Jan 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

EVERYONE IS UNBANNED BECAUSE OF DOMINIC MOORE

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

arnt you suposed to be working reverse psycology on him?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ohhh

All my nice talk about Volchenkov jinxed him hardcore. He gave it up so sweet.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Smith + Volchenkov = A+

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

That was an epic sen-up (like a fuckup only funnier)

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Grabbo

was trying to engage bullet-time, or something.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Grabbo is Max Payne

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

2 sticks would be a skill!

Tavares could do it..

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Luke Schenn needs no stick

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You mean

Schenn already has all the stick he’ll ever need.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Does that call for a TWSS?

"A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with." -- Tennessee Williams

by Baroque on Jan 3, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d say so. At least, that was the intent.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I try to refrain only because I thought it was pointing out the obvious. Sort of like saying a blind man will have difficulty seeing.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose, but if you don’t point out the obvious, you can’t be sure that people will know what is going on.

I want to make it clear that I’m trying to be all about innuendo!

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Innuendo is best left incognito to gain the full effect!

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sigh. Fine. I’ll keep my innuendo incognito.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Mystery is sexy.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, just so long as I’m doing something that people find sexy, I’m good.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m probably not the best judge of sexy though. I melt if a remotely attractive female even purrs. On television.

Sigh.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I’m not on tv, but I am purring…

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

Fisher crushed moore there..

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Say what you will about Hughson, I hope everyone can agree that Simpson is possibly the best colour guy around these days.. He’s really great.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I do find Simpson sort of funny because he scorned the Leafs all that long ago and he has to mainly comment on Leafs games now.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

All water under the bridge!

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TWIST THAT FUCKERS HEAD OFF FROGGY

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap Ruutu is such a little shit

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Um, if Rutu is going to assume that position shouldn’t he be in heels?

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by mf37 on Jan 3, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah it was getting rather pornographic there.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

For those of us without tvs

what position? and why heels?

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ruutu was on his back on the ice, legs up in the air and wrapped around frogren’s waist. Rather saucy.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Rather saucy?

I’ve done that move… I mean, seen that movie.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Frogren Pinned Ruutu to the ice by the throat and Ruutu used his skates to keep Frogren from laying into him, looked like he was mounted for a different type of pounding

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well those Swedes hate the Finns and vice versa.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and everyone hates Ruutu

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone hates Ruutu is CBS’s new family comedy.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’d only watch that if the show was people constantly throwing heavy objects at him

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

With Ruutu, I doubt it’s family friendly.

Besides, keeping it “R” rating would allow Sean Avery to make regular appearances! ;)

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the new odd couple

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s Always Sunny in Douchetown?

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

+500000000000000000000000000000

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

pacman jones could be the wise cracking mailman

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“Lot of bills, guys. You making it rain again?”

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Someone buy the rights to this show post haste!

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FROGGY

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hahahah Ruutu you bitch!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wow, the Senators are pussies.

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:34 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yes, they are

in other news: The Lindberg baby was kidnapped.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Frogurt is good

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think any Senator involved in that came at a Leaf face to face

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Hahahaha did we end up with a power play?

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

With the Leafs’ PP the way it is, it could be viewed as punishment.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

or not? kicked?

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GOOOOOAL

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ahw, thats not gonna count

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

kicked indeed, alas.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No goal.

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

She Sells Sanctuary

Is awesome. Got it in rockband! heh

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It’s a favorite song of mine.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Oh, to be back in high school….

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wow…..thats a great speaking voice you have ref

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wait

Since when did they copy the NFL and have the refs announce their decisions?

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by Winkle on Jan 3, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They do it in some arenas now I’ve noticed.. it’s rather slapdash though.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I like it

It finally gives the NHL refs a bit of accountability so they have to announce their BS calls.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn

get that ref a voice modulator or something.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahah the ref’s voice

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He sounds like that Capote dude.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It was worth getting that goal waived off to hear the ref’s voice.

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCx3qzMcFl0

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that video has been demed not safe for Canada

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Try this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liAQCXeTl-s

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaargh broken link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liAQCXeTl-s

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I cant believe they won an emmy

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not available in your country it sez. boo!

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Vesa Abides

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Sloppy Joes!

Are to be made in the 2nd intermission. Fine dining.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wooo!

Finger Bangs Alfie!

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Finger just totally redeemed himself with that hit.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It could only have been better if alfredsson’s head had popped off.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that would make ANYTHING better

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

totally obvious innuendo filled comment by Mabel deleted so she can retain some mystery

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh this Canada game needs excitement.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It needs Canada goals, is what it needs. I want victory!

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding. It’s starting to be a goalie stand off.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh God, those make me nervous. Plz boys, win for Mabel?

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Toka fever will take over. Watch.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He is quite clutch in goalie standoffs. He was for the Memorial Cup. He logged a ton of overtime periods.

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by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he is so goddamned twitchy

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s adorable. His little OCD routines.

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by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have faith in Toka

but I just worry about close games. I don’t like having my heart broken, you know?

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Leafs 1 Sens 1

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m listening to this game, silly! I can’t possibly miss the good guys take out the douchebags of the Ottawa Senators variety.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

2-2 8 left in the 2nd

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by wrap around curl on Jan 3, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tied at 2, second period. Canada – Russia.

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Leaf game suddenly has some, odd

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Premium Plus

That commercial does not make me want to eat soup. Soup that sprays all over the place. Looks messy.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

NOOO GRABBO!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

STOP BEING FASTER THAN ME

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NEVER!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Looks like poni clipped him good.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

OH GOD NO

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Oh he got kicked in the stomach.

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gad

Neil’s face in HD is horrific

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yes, yes it is

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hoepfully just the wind knocked out of him.
God i want to punch Neil in the testicles with a boxing glove

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Shhhh

This is how Vesa appears better to potential trade partners.

by bkblades on Jan 3, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that was a bad ass looking pad stack slide in though, as unecessary as it was

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 3, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sloppy joe time! No Sloppy Seconds though.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 3, 2009 8:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Glad to hear

no sloppy seconds. I don’t want to have to suspend your ass…

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by Mabel on Jan 3, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

MAKING A NEW THREAD NOW

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by Chemmy on Jan 3, 2009 8:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HURRY!

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