Bizzarro Leafs report: Day late and a dollar short edition

by loser domi on Jan 4, 2009 9:01 PM EST

Toronto, Barilkosphere press: Matt Stajan's injury due to a soccer ball to the face has gained the attention of Leafs nation. Now, the trainers have chosen to issue the official video of the injury to the press: ">

According to other Leafs players, Stajan was not the only one affected by the hit.Forward Lee Stemniak was quoted as saying "Man, after seeing Stajan getting hit in the face with a soccer ball, I couldn't breathe. I was laughing SO. HARD, man. It still cracks me up just thinking about it. I think if I was laughing harder, I'd piss my pants."

Stajan is apparently still feeling the effects of the hit two weeks after the event. Stajan told Barilkosphere press, "I'm still getting my ass kicked at Smash Bros, but then again, what else is new? At least it wasn't a damn sock that attacked me. Sneaky bastards"

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Epically amazing.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 4, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions

two things...

i feel bad for the kid who takes it in the junk only to then have to take it off the face as well. That’s just cruel…

the kid at the 1:10 mark…pure gold

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 5, 2009 10:36 AM EST reply actions

Classic

I liked the goaltender who got hit with the deflection from the post.

by lb71 on Jan 5, 2009 11:30 AM EST up reply actions

That one had me choking I was laughing so hard.

by Mirinov's Nose on Jan 5, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions

1:10

best part of the whole vid.
Its like an epic punch out from a bad 80s action flick

Because Taking The Leafs Seriously Is Not An Option

by JaredFromLondon on Jan 5, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions

i was thinking...

“I’m hit!”

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 5, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions

That one’s hard for me to watch. I’ve got a 3 year old girl and it breaks my heart to see a little girl get smoked like that. Of course her 4 year old brother gives her shots almost as bad regularly.

by Mirinov's Nose on Jan 5, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions