40 Minutes of pain done, only 20 left!
They just had Paul Morris announce the last minute of play in the second period. I loved his announcing. I'll never forget that voice. Andy Frost is ok but he's not Paul Morris. Oh yeah, this game stinks.
The crowd booed a lot at the end of the period...at the listless Leafs.
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Dominic Moore he’s doing the same thing a Pavel Kubina—sneaking his way into, uh, my private thoughts. And I have no idea why
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who doesnt?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
I want
more Mabel, truthfully
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I can't help it,
I really can’t.
I’d say I was sorry, but that would be a lie, and i wont be made a liar on the internet
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I believe you. And no one wants to be made a liar on the internet. No one.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I don’t know why, but he’s sneaking in, and I can’t stop it
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
in real life, I’d take other Leafers over him. Just saying
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
/twiddles thumbs nonchalantly
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, I get that. But real life is different. So don’t feel bad. Give in to your desire for moore, moore, moore
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
only if stajan, schenn, tlusty (what happened to him) and several others are busy…and if he has a note from his significant other
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killing me with the “soft skulled one” stuff! On that subject, we’re loving Chad Kilger. Thanks a bunch.
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soft 'skulled'
not soft-bellied.
Thats the new Kilger
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or the old kyle wellwood
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
he was on unsolved mysteries last week!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Paul Morris for real? I wish I had the TV on…
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Yeah
I forgot to mention it about Saturday’s game and apparently didn’t notice at the Stars game (probably because I was smashing my head against the bar) but yeah, Andry Frost said that they have been doing it over the holidays.
It sounds cool.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
what about the media quote in a coaches body?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
i can believe that
He was awesome when he was healthy. Quickly one of the most popular guys on the team
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I blame splodeybones
Since we traded Carlo, someone has to step up and take the “most injured for stupid things” mantle. Sadly, Mikey seems to be it.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Fantastic dood
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Someone just let their inner monologue out…
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
my inner monologue is as lost as Pierre McGuires volume control
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
thats what she said!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
He should sponsor the energy drink
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I hear Alfredsson was gonna start one up, but no one wanted to put money into “Energy douche”
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
No Pierre talk here

Ooops…now I’ve done it
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
speaking of fiveheads…
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Why is he yelling at me!?!?
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
GAH HIS EYES ARE YELLING AT ME!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Hedger
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Meh. Too much botox in that fivehead of hers…
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I give her 3 Christina Riccis out of 5
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Black Snake Moan Ricci? Or Casper’s Friendly Ghost Ricci?
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
BSM, that movie screen above her eyes keeps getting bigger
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions
Decide for yourself...

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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
that cant be Ricci, too many teeth
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
LO FREAKING L!
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Already done.
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
I can’t get past the fact that she borrowed Dave Manson’s voice.
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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
whatever

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST reply actions
general consensus agrees
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions
Britney being back makes me happy.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
she has that effect on people

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
that costume is magic
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I have seen it at a few sex shops.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
That brings up a tonne of questions…
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
very sexy questions
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
MORE SEXY QUESTIONS
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
indeed, if i’d said that, id be creepy
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
you see?
I’m not the only one. I love poring through them
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We have a chain in the Western US called Castle. They are super nice and super clean. They have a wall of lube. It’s amazing.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
I think I need to see that
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Like a water feature?
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its the mortal enemy of the rock climbing wall!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
It’s like 20 feet long, 8 feet high. Various varieties.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
a sex shop near here is a pretty small place, but still nice. lots of nice looking (but pricey) crosets and costumes and such
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Bad imagination BAD
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Corsets and thigh-highs and panties
Oh my!
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Thigh highs
Are my kryptonite.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Wait, wouldn’t that make you lose any superpowers?
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Red Kryptonite ;)
If you watched Smallville that is dirty. If not, it’s weird.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
I assume it just makes you unable to think and drooling….would that be right?
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hahaha
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
someone made pizza?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll let the “smallville” joke opportunity pass…I had no idea there were different types of kryptonite though.
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great, now i have that three doors down song stuck in my head
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
Do you want to buy me flowers?
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maybe if you bought me dinner first
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
BWAHAHAHA
I appreciate it.
Apparently, red makes Clark Kent lose inhibitions and act on his desires…hard.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
No!
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Good!
I just wanted to check. I love my thigh highs and garter and I’m not giving em up for nobody!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
/brain splodes
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
nothing like a good set of fuck me boots
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck me anything
usually does the trick
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who doesnt?
terrorists, thats who
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I lack the skinny legs for tall boots. Stilettos FTW.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
also aces
aces all around
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Also aces for sure
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Very good
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Yes
FMB that reveal thigh highs. Or stay on.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
I would if I had money
I saw a pair of shoes at the sex shop with clear bottom and a little slot for coins, and all my questions about Canadian strippers were answered
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they are a resourceful lot
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
When my buddies were 18 they went to Montreal, got stinking drunk and went to see the peelers. One of my pals vomited right on the table just when a young lady was about to begin her dance. Without missing a beat, she hailed a busboy, whipped the table cloth off like a magician and promptly began her act. They tipped accordingly.
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Toxic
That was huge when I was in Denmark. Made the ladies go crazy.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
Luke's Troops
More panty-melting awesomeness, Luke is buying tickets for troops returning from Afghanistan so they can watch the Leafs. I assume that they are going to Taliban fighters who are being tortured.
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How about for next year’s free exhibition game, they give all 19,000 tickets to troops and their families.
Think that game would get a little loud?
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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 6, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Just a tad
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
More pain
Another fucking period of pain.
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Thank God this blog exists
What would we all be doing if left to our own devices?
I shudder to think
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Id be drinking the smae ammount, just yelling many of my comments at the tv instead of typing em
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Second that.
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
So your neighbours would be calling the cops.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
wel…more so
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
/waits for it to be made better
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
Do you need my help?
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions
just think about sex shops, that helps me
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Sure you’re on the right network, Domi?
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
I’m like this most of the time, trust me. especially since I was gone for a month and I need to make up for lost time
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
Works fer me…
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Sure are a lot of folks dressed as empty seats…
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Kinda like Atlanta
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
No, they are dressed as people stuck in the hallway behind power hungry ushers.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
Vokoun
199 Wins. No wonder the Leafs are sucking! It’s a milestone night for an opponent.
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who did Florida trade to get him again?
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NO ONE
Literally no one. Fewer picks than it cost to get Toskala.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
well that sucks.
he’s good
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if he was a Leaf he would have sucked, dont worry
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
this is true,
thanks for the reality check, JFL
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions
1st rounder and two second rounders, if i recall
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
That explains it
Sigh. Can we have a ban on opponents having milestones come up when they play us?
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Whoa I found the new thread.
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Jared ate the crumbs
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions
they were delicious, i regret nothing
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
GOOOOOOOAL
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
Woot
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions
love the poni
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The Poni Express
Rattles into the station
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Sugar, Mr. Poon?
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
thats what the ladies call me!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
PONI
except the only no goal I picked was for third period
dammit
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Actually
We counted the chickens before the game started.
We win 4-2. Sorry.
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It won't count
in the grand scheme of things
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Gary Betman eats it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
The league takes it back after we win.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
But I like yard bird
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
free ranged makes em tastier
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Lots ’o Teriyaki
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
teriyaki kisses?
sounds stickey
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I don't want to sound mean but...
Sara Orlesky reminds me of Michael Strahan.
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Me either
but its working again
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ok, I got a few “oops! sorry your comment couldn’t be posted” things
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Hmmm
I think that we read that score wrong arch…
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I must have gotten the chicken count backwards
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503 Warning?
What the hell does that mean?
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did the sex shops and boots discussion make the system have an orgasm (and therefore not fucntion?)
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Not functioning after an orgasm
I spent a week there one day
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No. Just you.
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
You don’t say…
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
its a jerk like that, always falls alseep right after it finishes
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
He shoots, he snores!
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That’s funny.
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
?
When anything weird like that happens, take a screen cap and e-mail support@Sbnation.com
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
We’ll give you Toskala and Sifers, and if you don’t take that we will under mine any resigning deals or other trades so we can get him for nothing as a UFA
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Aaaaand…?
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
and nothing, you have our terms! YOu either get Toskala and Sifers or nothing!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, Burkie will be there.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah...playin' his guitar

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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
only as a distraction while Uncle Cliff swindles both Horton and J-bo away from FLA
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Who’s running the show…Cliff or Brian?
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
its a two pronged attack, co-ordinated and such
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
This game is boring. The ladies of PPP should start posting pictures so we have something to watch.
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Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
oops

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
thigh highs and stilettos are encouraged
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
It’s the only thing to save us from shooting ourselves in the face
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
I smell a calendar
and a marketing opportunity!
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
I think that this came up before.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
We even had hockey related themes for each month…
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I call dibs on Camera man!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
i don’t know who this fucktard is, but if he says one more disparaging thing about kaberle i’ll track him down and cut off his tiny little balls.
Another Ferraro fan!
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions
Did eyebleaf refer you?
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you’re damn right I did
I’m always singing your guys’s praises…your hatred towards me doesn’t effect me
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WE LOVE YOU!
We just don’t like your love of Sundin.
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
I love you eyebleaf
oh and HAMSTER ON A PIANO SCORES!
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your love for me was never in question LD.
SWOON.
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fuck the game, I want to talk about sexy time
what? I was gone for a whole month with no threads like this
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I messaged you and told you this place wasn’t the same without you!
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you bring the vulgar and the nasty.
and i fucking love you for it
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awww...
thank you!
if it can be perverted, I’ll take it there. too bad I can’t get a job because of that skill
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You do know you live in the Province of Quebec right?
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I’m getting the hell out once I graduate uni
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
can you take the internet with you?
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thats a large series of tubes
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
that’s what I thought, but every winter we are forced to endure weeks without you when you go home
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Chances of you landing employment based on perversion skills would be optimized in Montreal.
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like I said
I’m out of Quebec once I graduate
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Ontario, its a place to live a place to grow!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
EATINGPOP CORN!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
HAMSTER!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
P'z out
My work actually beckons.
I should be gone for a little over an hour, see your sexy asses in the post-game thread.
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i thoguht it was jello bits?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Stupid sens
Outsucking us!
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they could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
which is perfect time for a Smashed Hamster Smash!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Or to switch over to the NHL network and watch the shootout between the CAPs and Flyers
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 6, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Nice!
Fuck the Flyers
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
And their non Kaberle acquiring asses
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 6, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
BACKWARDS SCORE ACHIEVED
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Goal
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:45 PM EST reply actions
Its a shortie!
By the shortie!
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SHG? Toronto? SHG? Toronto? Blake?
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And McCabe complaining to the ref before the red light is even on.
Auld lang syne.
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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 6, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
he was just mad that Blake didnt let him take the shot
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
See
Just shoot the puck at the goalie, nail the goalie, tuck in the rebound.
Simple.
And see how McCabe looked slow and useless on that play? That was familiar.
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I’m sans-TV, how many fist pumps, leg kicks and glass punches?
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Pi? Jason Blake’s post goal celebrations were Pi?
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Jason Blake solves Pi with fistpumps!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
22 fistpumps and 7 glass punches
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
19,801 simultaneous Fist Pumps in perfect synchronization.
by general borschevsky on Jan 6, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
One goalie body slam and one chest slap for Mitchell. No fist pumps :(
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
So sad...
…under review. Never happens to the Cats
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Speechless
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
what? too soon?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Nah.
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Agree
If only he was making $2.5M
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
If only I was making 2.5 million…..
or .5 million….
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 6, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yessss
So. Over. Paid.
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
we should make him part of a Forced package for Kabby or Kubby
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Offside?
Worst call ever.
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O RLY?

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 6, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
OW
I just involuntarily punched my monitor
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
me getting through the game

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions
I loved the sex shop discussion. those places ARE fun
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But they only show basketball games. Ewww.
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
They totally are.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
Coyote Ugly FTW
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Points for knowing the movie Jared….
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
excellent, I was affraid I was gonna have to start quoting princess bride again to get me some ponts
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Ahw weak!
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
is that a bitmap?
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
bitslap?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, I’ll do it: jpegslap?
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Chick’s drinkin’ a lot. Think she might go for hockey?
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If I could only get her off of Entertainment Tonight…
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
Hahahahah all four goals were over Toskala’s right shoulder FUCK YOU TOSKALA
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Oh but how do you really feel babycakes?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
there must be something in the water that affects goalies glove hand in TO i swear
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
Could Burkie steal Gigueres equipment and give it to Toskala?
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 6, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
id rather have Luongos, that glove is massive
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
TWSS
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
you know what they say about men with big gloves, eh?
(winks)
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big hands?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Violent Femmes for the win
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions
Saw em live in 86 at the Concert Hall Toronto one of the best shows ever.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 6, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
I hate math
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHapDS2fcFE
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Illegal equipment?
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
Didn’t Burke draft Giggy, too?
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
I think Mitchell and Stemps were having a drinking contest, they keep falling over
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stupid boys
you do your tequila shots AFTER the game!! AFTER!!
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Never
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by PPP on Jan 6, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
dream sequences are awesome!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Deboer got drafted by the Leafs? How many coaches played for the Leafs?
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everyone, except Bowman, but only because he didnt play
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Good Question
Quennville
Anderson
Boudreau
Wilson
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Quinn I believe
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Maurice was a Marlie
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by Donny Rivette on Jan 6, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
The space cowboy.
The gangster of love.
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Seems to have turned the ’Caines around.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 6, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Wooo Woooo
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
wow, I never thought I’d see the day I was not pissed after a loss to the Panthers
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions
i hate florida
what a bullsh8t go-nowhere franchise. they shouldn’t even exist. i’m sure their 7 fans are very excited about their big win tonight.
Domi I think you can see this

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions
Best scene in that whole lousy movie
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 6, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Whattttt. That’s one of my fave movies.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
Mr and Mrs Smith
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 6, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
such a silly movie, i loved it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions
You take the outfit I’ll take the girl in the outfit. Deal?
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 6, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
I SEE NOTHING!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 6, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions
It’s been fun all…I’m out. Thanks for the goodness! Take care, everyone.
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Tata!
Good luck keeping J-Bo warm for us :)
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The Whale is dead!
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