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Vesa Toskala

gives me gas

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by Haeyena on Jan 7, 2009 10:23 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vesa Toskala used to give me heartburn, now he just gives me an acute case of rolleyes.

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by Chemmy on Jan 7, 2009 10:24 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he gives me the weepies

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 7, 2009 10:26 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He even makes me sad

And he’s not even on my team.

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by OdinMercer on Jan 7, 2009 10:29 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wanted Bryzgalov so bad and then the Leafs got Toskala. Then Phoenix got Bryzgalov for NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAG

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by Chemmy on Jan 7, 2009 10:30 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well...

We had to pay him. but he takes his entire check in hot dogs.

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by OdinMercer on Jan 7, 2009 10:44 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or is it

Cheque? I never know how to spell in Canadian… :-/

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by OdinMercer on Jan 7, 2009 10:46 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cheque

That is proper English spelling. Not Canadian but English, you know, that language you guys speak ;)

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by PPP on Jan 7, 2009 10:58 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It just looks too much like spanish too me.

Por Favor, necesito cambiar este cheque. Quiero comprar hot dogs.

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by OdinMercer on Jan 7, 2009 11:22 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bacon wrapped hot dogs?

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:37 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bryz doesn't care.

Given the option to eat caviar, steak or hot dogs, he’ll pick hot dogs everytime.

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by OdinMercer on Jan 7, 2009 11:46 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hot dogs are pretty sweet.

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by Savage33 on Jan 7, 2009 9:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what if

they were caviar filled hot dogs? what would Bryz do then?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 9:13 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quiet you

You've had all your word nourishment for one day.

by Mattblack on Jan 7, 2009 10:30 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Long Live the Whale!

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by Whale4ever on Jan 7, 2009 10:34 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Despite loving the Whalers I think your Florida Panthers allegiance is going to get in the way of our friendship.

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by Chemmy on Jan 7, 2009 10:47 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really thought we would get something nice for him at the deadline.

Fahk.

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 7, 2009 10:53 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Laffo.

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by Chemmy on Jan 7, 2009 10:58 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOTHING

We’re boned.

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by PPP on Jan 7, 2009 10:58 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remember how we took Bell as part of the Toskala Deal? well we should do that with him, as part of the Kaberle deal
And with blake, as part of the Kubina deal.

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 7, 2009 4:30 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BAD VESA

no starbursts! none!

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:22 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“That makes me a saaaaaaaaad Vesa”

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by Mattblack on Jan 7, 2009 11:28 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not as sad as when I take away a manpurse or two.

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:30 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Further:

“Don’t say that! Don’t shoot there! Leaf Fan Torquemada Veeeesa!”

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by Mattblack on Jan 7, 2009 11:36 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who Wants Darcy Tucker Back?

Don’t everybody jump up at once….

by JonHaven on Jan 7, 2009 11:38 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s all yours, enjoy!

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by Chemmy on Jan 7, 2009 11:39 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gee thanks. I thought you guys were way overpaying for Finger, but after Tucker and Raycroft, the joke is definitely on us.

by JonHaven on Jan 7, 2009 11:41 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Am I the only one who thinks Tucker may be getting into Raycroft’s wake and bakes?

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:43 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“dude, I miss toronto sooooo much. They have the best munchies up there. Maple syrup mmmmm”

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 7, 2009 4:31 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got it!

Mats wants to open up a weed themed bakery—call it “The Wake n Bakery”

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 5:11 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oops

Was think Mats/Wellwood, not Tucker/Raycroft. But I suppose, being Vancouver and all…

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 5:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don’t worry Tucker and Raycroft are in on it too, they are just scouting for an Apsen Location.
Skiiers and snowboarders love pot themed baked goods

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 7, 2009 5:14 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s called the mile high city for a reason ya know…

cuz it’s like a mile up…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 7, 2009 5:24 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a chain! It’s sweeping the nation!

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 7:40 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sounds like the took the phrase “Buds” too seriously!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 7, 2009 7:47 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LD
a weed themed bakery—call it "The Wake n Bakery"

This is a million dollar idea.

by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 8:50 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am keeping this thread as evidence in case of infringement

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 9:14 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the speciality would be “BC brownies”

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 7, 2009 5:13 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what’s a Tucker?

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:39 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s a hockey player that can’t really skate and takes bad penalties at the worst possible times. He also likes to start fights, but then doesn’t really fight.

by JonHaven on Jan 7, 2009 11:40 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was awesome when we had him I don’t know what you did to him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WftfAyMpoI4

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by Chemmy on Jan 7, 2009 11:41 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was actually optimistic at the trade, I have memories of him doing some good things and being excellent at his role. I dunno if it’s age or what, but he’s been all kinds of awful. You folks may find this amusing, 50% of Avalanche fans think he’s their worst pickup ever.
http://www.milehighhockey.com/2009/1/6/710378/let-s-settle-this

by JonHaven on Jan 7, 2009 11:44 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Top shelf where Toskala keeps his european carryalls.”

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by Chemmy on Jan 7, 2009 11:38 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never thought I’d use the word ‘European’ as an insult, but there you go.

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by Mattblack on Jan 7, 2009 11:44 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Toskala can’t get his blocker arm up because his purse weighs it down.

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by Chemmy on Jan 7, 2009 11:46 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s a combination purse/blocker

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:50 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

a blurse? purcker?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 7, 2009 11:51 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IT’S EUROPEAN!!!

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by eyebleaf on Jan 7, 2009 11:52 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Koolaid just sent down

I for one am glad this regime isn’t destroying our rookies by keeping them up and not playing them (see Tlusty, Jiri).

by lordosis on Jan 7, 2009 11:49 AM EST reply reply actions actions   0 recs

bount to happen...

once he fell to the 4th line.

1st pick overall here we come!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 7, 2009 11:51 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good…it was disgusting seeing him on the 4th line with hollweg.

hopefully they won’t treat him like a yo-yo like Tlusty…12 minutes is really great for his development

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by eyebleaf on Jan 7, 2009 11:53 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

poor Tlusty, someone needs to console him…

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:54 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I nominate you

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by eyebleaf on Jan 7, 2009 11:54 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

on his Marlies page (SFW) he’s got this odd neckbeard/fauxhawk think going.

and yet, still a yes. Still a “oh hell yeah”

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:57 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I knew you wouldn’t let me down

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by eyebleaf on Jan 7, 2009 11:58 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's never been the same...

since that iPhone malfunction. you know the one where it takes pictures of your junk and sends them to random girls.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 7, 2009 11:56 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

makes me glad I don’t own an iPhone. How awkward would that be if it did that to me?

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 11:58 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

by awkward you mean awesome, right?

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by eyebleaf on Jan 7, 2009 11:58 AM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that’s how i understood it…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 7, 2009 12:00 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sending my junk to the Barilkosphere? I’d like to think I’m not THAT desperate for traffic

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 12:01 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait....

you have “junk”?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 7, 2009 12:02 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

junk, ladybits, whatcha call em

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 12:07 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i’m ok with ladybits…junk, makes me worried your mommy didn’t tell you something…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 7, 2009 12:10 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’d rather not think about that right now

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by loser domi on Jan 7, 2009 12:12 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s not about desperation.

it’s for the betterment and enjoyment of your FRIENDS.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 7, 2009 12:03 PM EST to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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