Game Day Open Thread: Leafs at 99th Anniversaire
Toronto Maple Leafs at Montreal Canadiens, Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST
Bonjour monsieurs et madames, je suis "le Chemmé". Je will le introduire zis game of hockey. Starting dans la nette est Mme. Vesa Toskala:
Zis is ze game day ouvre thread, commencer posting!
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Important fact I will destroy anyone else who does that.
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fouckin Hanglish pigs dey dink dey can just vomi sur la belle langue! bah! Maudtie calissse!
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Owwwwwnnnnnnnnzzzz
Owwwwwwnnnnnzzz
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I don’t think you appreciate the subtletis of my fake french post.
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I appreciate the subtleties of your MOM and your face
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I used to be fluent in French. Unfortunately that was 10 years ago.
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The only chance I have to use a foreign language is when [mexican joke].
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I'm some where in the middle
French is Mediocre.
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Oh OdinMercer
Do you really need to be contrary? Just side with me, you know you want to…
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Meh.
I tried French. It did not go well. But I like it okay. Hence the Mediocreness.
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har har.
I am not mediocre. I think we both agreed we were both awesome. Therefore it must be French that is somewhat lacking.
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Hee!
You are only mediocre when it comes to French. I’m sorry, but that’s my final word.
In all other matters (except possibly your #1 team) you are totally, completely awesome.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Meh still
I blame my teachers. I had one pregnant teacher that left half way through so we got some new person that didn’t continue her stuff. Tried to do semester 2 and then another pregger teacher. I said F that. But Still. French is okay.
And My #1 team is #1. Just like yours :-P
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Stop with the meh...
…or I’ll get testy.
I don’t hate your #1 team, if that’s any consolation.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Okay,
Not a fan of the Meh.
And it would console me, but there’s no added bacon. Bacon makes everything better. And Pie. But not Bacon Pie. Unless Quiche counts as Pie. But I don’t think so… ;)
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I’ll send you bacon, if that will shut your piehole.
And now? I want bacon quiche. Anybody got some?
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Why?!
Why are so so cross with me Mabs? Or is it all some elaborate ruse?
I’d give you some of my homemade General Tsao Chicken, but everytime I try and put food through the internet my hard drive seizes up.
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I’m not cross with you, but you said pie, and piehole came to mind. I wish I had an elaborate ruse planned. ;)
That sounds delightful. It can’t be that long a drive to Toronto from your place…
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Only 1 day 10 hours
If you’re hopped up on Tim Horton’s coffee. MAPS!
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So?
What are you waiting for? I’m hungry for your homemade dinner now! :)
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I have a hockey game to go to.
I’m sure this will fed Ex just fine :P Not sure how to put this in the envelope though…
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You'll be
Quite flummoxed when a box full of Dry Ice and chicken shows up at your door.
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Flummoxed?
nice word. :)
I won’t be, though. I’ll squeal with joy and delight.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Le francais est tres bon le hon hon hon
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maybe it’s just I’ve been in QC for 4 years and have to be around it a;; the time, that it’s lost any awesomeness it once had for me
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I thought it was an Alf reference.
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I try being clear but my need for speed over accuracy gets me every time
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Accuracy smaccuracy
We get the general idea, and that is all that matters.
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Meh
I went to school in French SK through OAC and I spend my summers in QC, every year since birth. And I still loves it.
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wait there’s a SENIOR kindergarten? you sure you weren;t just held back a year?
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Oh snap!
Yes, there is. JK and SK.
Are you trying to start something? Getting up in my grill like that? Wanna go?
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no, is there like 2 years of kindergarten? or is one for the smart kids and one for the dumb kids?
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There are two years. Junior and Senior. I don’t know that you have to do both, but I started school young.
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so what age do you start this? I started Kindergarten at 5, does that mean you start at 4 or something?
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I think Junior Kindergarten is like montessorri in the states.
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JK and SK are half-day school programs: about 2.5 hours each.
JK is for kids who turn 4 that school year and SK is for kids who turn 5 that school year.
Ontario had grade 13, then re-named it OAC and finally eliminated it about five years ago.
To get completely caught up on these various threads, French sounds awesome when I’m in France and like a cat in a blender when I’m in la belle province.
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Ahem
Not to nitpick, but when I speak it? It sounds totally awesome as well.
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I’m guessing you could make pig latin sound silky.
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Translation: bitch be talkin some French
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Quebec chicks are smokin’ hot though so
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not the ones I’ve seen. MOst of the males leave something to be desired as well. Oh well, whatever floats your boat I guess
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I agree. The hotness of les quebeckers leaves something to be desired.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
We used to call it the “Celine Dion Syndrome” the quebecoise girls would have great figures, nice clothes, beautiful hair and the need for otto and rhino plasty.
Except those tasty west end girls…
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Yup, although I usually set my sites on a Westmount girl and ended up with someone from Longeuil (and I married a woman from Kirkland).
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Nice.
How did you end up in Toronto, or was it part of the ’76 exodus?
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My dad’s mom moved to Toronto with her hubby. Her family stayed in Westmount. That’s why we have summer property in Quebec.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Sweet…sadly, my family are all Ottawa valley dirt farmers. Summer property isn’t part of the vocabulary.
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My greatgrandparents went there on their honeymoon, and then bought it. So, we’re all just coasting on their good buy.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I often wish I could find a special property for our family, I’ve always been jealous of friends that have a place like that where their families can gather.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
I don’t gather there with the family. I love it because I can go there for a week or so with my friends and enjoy it without them.
I have family issues, though. Other people might enjoy sharing it.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I hear you. I had serious family issues until I had kids. Now (strangely) I really look forward to my kids seeing their grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc.
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TRADE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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If I can get a bag of pucks for you, that is a deal I’ll make 7 days a week and twice on Sundays.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I’ll be happy to come back to town and score three goals every time.
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Kabbie has quite the shiner
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
oh, and some self-whoring, just tp be safe
http://wwold.blogspot.com/2009/01/loleafs-motivation-edition.html
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In (dis)honour of that big sweaty disco that is la centre bell I’ve loaded my playlist up with some french techno and remixes thereof.
I was like 16 and in Montreal. After watching Habs-Rangers we left Le Centre Molson (at the time) and they had THE MOLSON PARTY TENT where some stripper with a huge rack pushed two beers into my hands and it was on.
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I’m being a complementary racist, tho!
Just like when people say those damn hippies in BC have the best weed.
and the dirtiest hair
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
probably, flip flops and crocs = stink feets
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
hippies don’t wear crocs so much, more the birkenstocks. Which smell but not as bad as really stank crocs
ontario hippies do, because their Hip hippies!
HA
see what I did there?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll pray for a shut out just so I don’t have to hear that gay ass olay-olay shit they stole from soccer. :)
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At Boston University we sang “Ole” during penalty kills.
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here we sing “more beer” (to Ole) during…well, most of the time
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Our power play song is:
ONE! TWO! ONE TWO THREE FOUR! music FUCK EM UP FUCK EM UP BC SUCKS!
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what are you trying to say?
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Are you a Boston College fan
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If they played hockey I’d tell you they sucked.
OH WHEN BU
COMES MARCHING IN
OH WHEN BU COMES MARCHING IN
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In passing
I’d like to mention how much I like the combination of not working, bieng awake and there being a game tonight.
Hasn’t happened for a while.
Hooray! I’m excited too.
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Two things that would make this game a win in my books
May destroying Kostopolous
An actual win
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You mean anyone destroying Kostopolous.
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this would also pass, but I want Mays to do it, it will make the rest of the dorks that have been there for a while step up (hopefully)
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions
I’m really ok with Brad May coming in. Let’s impose Burke’s will.
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once, just once, I want to see Kabby throw a solid open ice hit.
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
rotten.com!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
wow…that wasnt even close to where that was supposed to go
EPIC REPLY FAIL!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions
ps. if anyone ever needs to get in touch with me
AIM: we resonate
GChat: jorach@gmail.com (also my email, duh)
Feel free to drop me a line whenever.
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goatse?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
Come on, I hosted the pain images when they were popular.
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Don't waste your time
I think he’s already a dues paying member at all of ’em.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
would you like to make your partnetr tremble?
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add inches now!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
HELLO FRIEND
I am a Widow of a greneral from Nigeria, I am writing to ask you if i may send some money to you
god bless
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Having trouble seeing this picture?>
Click this scetchy link!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions
in one week!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
DROP THE PUCK!
NO MORE CRAPPY TIMMYS COMMERCIALS!
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Someone has to drop the gloves tonight, if not for the Kosto thing, then over some wonky hit that might come from Komi. I’m hoping May will be on the ice, but with Mayers and Deveux and hell even Schenn, should drop em in a heart beat.
Neil and Thornton just went at it in a spectacular fight.
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Neil fought?
you must be wrong… he only turtles…
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hollweg should partake in the much addled christmas tradition of Re-gifting
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
IMPORTANT NEWS
For the first time since I closed the Darcy Tucker Fan Club, I’m wearing my Tucker jersey.
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No Numbers is out in fulll force@
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this is something I also strive for
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its always jammies time
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best. PBJT vid EVAR
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzIFHInEC4
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"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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GOLD
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oh graphjam
is there anything you can’t prove?
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jammie jeans>?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
i love this place...
i’m still laughing at chemmy’s
“le hon hon hon”
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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See, I knew someone would appreciate me.
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le hon hon hon
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
you never get used to it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions
Ladies and gentlemen the concession stands are out of caviar and pate. Please don’t urinate on the ushers or riot during intermission. Smoking is mandatory, and purchase your hockey game watching visors at the fan shop!
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also
everytthing in the consecion is available with cheese and gravy on it with a side of Labbat 50
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
Blah blah blah “centennial”.
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I am so sick of the centennial crap.
All Star Game, Draft and the fans had to nerve to complain that they didn’t get the outdoor game…
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When is the Leaf Cenntenial? do we get anything?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
If they do
It will be short and sweet just like the Wendel Ceremony.. not unnecessarily long like everything Montreal does
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Word
I hate how long and drawn out everything they do is. Yeah, it was great, remember it forever, now move on and play some hockey!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
thats what happens when you have to do everything in two languages
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
Legendary players:
1. Wendel
2. Wendel
3. He’s still alive he’ll fucking kill you
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BLASPHAMERS!
They Dare boo Wendel Clark?
The streets of Montreal will flow with punched out blood tonight
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I honestly saw/heard it like this:
(Wendel walks out)
Crowd: BOO!
(Wendel points into the stands)
Crowd: Um… YYAAAYYYY!
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yes, I concure
and that smile could cure cancer, I hope Blake saw it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
I believe in Montreal it’s spelled “boux”
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This is taking fooooorever
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“hey, that sounds like an appropriate title”
either that or they are Frenchie phones and dont understand they english
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions
dude
are they booing bower?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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Shitty Montreal shit. They have 20 minute pregame ceremonies when McDonald’s has the Monopoly contest.
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everything that's happened between the leafs and habs...
since the 1968 season apparently
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Habs fans booing some of the best players ever to play hockey cause they played hockey for the Leafs in the 60s
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
May I just say?
I hate the Habs, their fans, their couches and their moms and their moms’ couches.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
They are honouring
The Montreal/Toronto rivalry
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Little sister LOOK AT ME IM SPECIAL syndrome
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
pretend he’s Hextall!
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Up until yesterday Felix Potvin could have joined the Leafs and been the best fighter.
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WOOOO
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MY TWO FAVORITE LEAFS NEXT TO EACH OTHER
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that is epic, i want it framed
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions
WENDEL WENDEL!
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
I would also settle for the thug that injured Van Ryn, or Komisarek.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
you saw the letter that was sent (I wrote) to May, it is in the cards
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
BORJE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN TRIANGLES.
BORJE JUST BELIEVES IN THE BIG FELLOW.
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Aki Berg is next
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
listen to the cheers...
that’s cool…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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BORJE
POTVIN
WENDEL
DARRYL
BRING OUT FUCKING DOUGIE
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I might pee a little if that happens
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
don't think it will...
he’s in kingston coaching…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
you are such a spoil sport sometimes
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions
Leaf Fans clapping and cheering, a Hab Legend, its called CLASS Habs fans
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if I did that, it would have too many letters, and curse words
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions
I really want a poster of that scene
With their back to the camera so you can see the numbers and names.
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Seriously I love all of you guys, but I really love PPP for the Wendel night tickets. What a solid dude.
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and we hate you both for that same reason
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
All of you single PPP ladies in or around Toronto should date PPP because he’s handsome and amazing.
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Captian Sexypants and Jammies, sounds like a super hero team
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
Could I get odds that Cox or Berger will make some snide reference to the four Leaf guys not being as good as the Habs guys?
Probably not, would be like betting that the sun will rise in the east.
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nah, more like the LOD
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
Bushwackers!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
With Borje, Sitler and Bauer
and apparently Keon was supposed to be there but weather messed up the travel plans.
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he couldnt find that wicked fur coat
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
gah
vesa is embarrassing
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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but oh so stylish
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
Wow, Im really pumped up for this game...
I haven’t been for a game in awhile….
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really...
they use the THX sound to start games…?
that’s not pompous at all
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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The audience
Is now deaf
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Why hasn't this game started?!
I thought I’d jump in for a little good rivalry entertainment, and I just hear a bunch of French and see old guys who could still outplay today’s guys. (And I didn’t see the answer mentioned in the thread yet)
Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
265 comments before puck drop.
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bringing the rain
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
oh dear...
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
dammit
rehearsal time, I gotta jet. Have fun youse guys!
Making stuff up since real Leafs news is far too depressing
HEYYYYYYY YOOOOOU GUYSSSSS
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Baby.....Ruth?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
Schenn is paired with Ian White? wtf
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they have separated Wendel into two separet entities?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
Luke Schenn
misses a month of hockey and still leads all D men in hits.
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deveaux...
holy crap
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions
NO MO DE VEAUX
* clap clap clapclapclap *
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Deveaux is just shitty.
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just...?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Devaux in, Kule out
BRILLIANT!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
seems like purposeful tanking, i dont like it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
Can't stay right now
But I hope Sergei Tits gets hammered by Schenn in this game. Schenn has a long memory and Sergei needs to pray.
gah....
this isgonna be a long game
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions
Eff
what a shitty bounce
the leafs are so good at that
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only montreal...
could make me hate tits
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions
BLOOOOD!
I want Blood, that will make this worth it
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Wow, talk about a dirty fucking hit.
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brad may...
on the ice
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions
Booing Grabs?
They traded him away!
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
remember how he was a “cancer”?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
Right ... Right...
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
Oh What the hell Vesa
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
Allen Vester!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions
holy shit...
fuck this game
fuck it
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions
Fuck…there is that chant…. I need beer, and the blood of 3 Habs fans
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yes
score…whatever.
i want injuries caused
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
brian burke...
is going to choke vesa himself…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions
would murder void his contract or would we still take the cap hit?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
they put a puck in our net, we put a stick in their ribs, they pot two, Hollweg cripples someone
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Seriously, if it gets to 3-0 and there’s not a fight off the next faceoff I’m going to start abusing my family.
(Verbally.)
(Probably.)
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Gah…
Thank you sir, may I have another!
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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
This is all we need to think about on nights like this
Hedman, Victor LD 12/18/1990 L 6.06 220 Modo SweE
2 Tavares, John C 9/20/1990 L 6.00 198 Oshawa OHL
3 Cowen, Jared LD 1/25/1991 R 6.05 218 Spokane WHL
4 Duchene, Matt C 1/16/1991 L 5.11 196 Brampton OHL
5 Svensson-Paajarvi, Magnus LW 4/12/1991 L 6.01.5 200 Timra SweE
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
after that WJC game I dont know if i want any part of the whiney bitchness that was team sweden
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
word...
tavares please
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
seriously...
how on earth is ANDREW RAYCROFT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?l;gmjdasvg frofhic
never mind…i can’t think straight right now
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
he shall not be named!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Finger will be
able to take solace in the fact that at least one team in his career overpaid him by a large margin when he is making league min in three years.
He’s not that overpaid now that the contracts are put in comparative style. Either way, if Vesa wasn’t such a whore, it would still be 1-0.
your right
even if finger had played defense and made it a 2-2, they likely still would have gotten a shot away that Toskala couldn’t stop.
Look what the cat dragged in.
That’s me, btw.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions
hi
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Welcome to hell
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
But I am full of sushi.
ZOMG IS TOKARSKI THERE.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
at the game?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
Ya they said some of the Team Canada peeps are there.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
can we switch him with Tosk after the first?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Aren’t they the same size?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
The vesa is 5’10
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions
The Toka is 5’10-11 depends which report you read.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
so probably 5’9 by real people standarda
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Naw, I am sure he can rock a rad messenger bag. That he puts….things in?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
Dull as always.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions
KABBIE!
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
kabby
pumping up his trade value!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions
KABBY
(go play somewhere else)
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that is a great word
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, Leafs got a goal cause I showed up.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions
its all you doll
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
kick ass!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions
he shot the puck, Halak never saw that one comming
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Wrap
What’s your fave sushi roll?
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The Bomb Diggity roll at Ichiban. It’s a tempura with tuna and eel. I think eel, I can’t remember. And this awesome sauce on it.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
I ate at Nobu three weeks ago. So fucking good.
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I’ve always wanted to try it…what was the stand-out dish?
This sushi joint sounds too good to be true. Bourdain wrote an amazing review of it that I couldn’t put my finger on…
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I just ate a ton of sushi.
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I’d link the menu of my sushi place but their site is down. Grrness.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
Why does Kabby have a panda eye?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions
he saw a mouse and threw his hair spray in a panic
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
don’t go there girlfriend
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
he is a sad panda
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
may
has 10 minutes to kill someone…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions
Did anybody ELSE have Kaberle for first goal tonight in SPG?
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions
SPG?
crap, well theres the 20th time ive forgot
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions
kostopolus
has owwie
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions
piss and vinegar...
where is it?
i hope ron wilson is telling all the leafs he’s taking their mom’s out for a nice seafood dinner…and then not calling them.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions
YOUR MOM IS A CLASSY LADY!
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
DORETHY KABERLE IS A SAINT!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions
le hon hon hon
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions
Vikings do not play good D.
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he isnt there to play D, just to look bat shit insane, choke bitches and dive in front of pucks
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Did Stajan just trip over the blue line?
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions
his eye is still not better, he didnt even see it!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions
Chemmy
that picture is unbelievable. well done.
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Ahw Luke Schenn is dreammmmmmy.
Still.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
was there any doubt?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
crap...
where are my boxers…?
/sigh
melted again.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
I planned ahead
and removed the panties before the game. I’m good.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Blake
has been playing too much pre game soccer, he keeps trying to kick the puck in the net
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wow
that wasn’t diving…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions
seriously...
stemps was in front of the guy and he skates into stemps and falls down…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions
In France they call it hockey…or if your on grass, soccer
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions
lotsa calls
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions
This is getting rediculous,
Can Mays do some violence?
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schenn
undressed kovalev….
lucky bastard :P
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions
Schenn
looked good on that one on one with Kovalev. That’s the type of shit that makes my boxers melt.
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what...?
that was so far onside…
this is retarded!!!
aldfhhasfgvkasdaskvfgbasfahgdfgfgkbfjk
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions
refs are full of poutine, which makes you gassy and cranky
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
it does...?
i’m cranky…not gassy.
not yet at least…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
are you full of montreal poutine and timmies?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I wish we had 5 of those guys on the ice.
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
there we go
may takes out…2…or 3?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions
I love the “what?” after that
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions
ya
may needs to do that every game. i’ll take the penalty…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
every period preferably
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
2 minuites
for ruining shit
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
If we are going for Tavares,
I want to do it the way Chicago did in the late 90’s. Bring in every goon in the league and at least give the fans a show.
I like the cut of your jib.
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as long as there is no Avery or Simon, I could get behind that
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
he’s not a goon, he’s a bully, atleast a goon will fight a goon
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
TALK TO TOKARSKI. I DON"T CARE ABOUT DIDO.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions
they’re saving him for later
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
chris didom...
sounds thrilled…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions
They could have at least talked to Dustin. Here, do you want me to renact the interview? It will be adorable and accurate.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
Ok a Toka interview goes something like this, imagine I have a faux hawk and a slight Canadian accent;
“You know I was just so honored to play with a great group of guys you know…I am a small goalie but you know they helped me get the win. And I am you know really happy about how far I have come you know. I just gotta keep truckin’ you know.”
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
Heh.
I saw him interviewed at the World Jrs. That’s pretty damn accurate. Well done.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Clearly, I have studied him. Just not closely.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
I think you should start studying him more closely, just to make sure you can accurately capture him. I think he’d be cool with that.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Use a big net. Or a tranquiliser gun.
And make sure you don’t cut off the blood supply to his extremities when you tie him up.
Ok.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I think so too. And I think he would love me for planting ideas and getting him out of Tampa.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
i'm sure it would...
but…i’ve already had my boxers melted…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
schenn
plans on leaving with someones head…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions
Love him.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
Grabbo
needs to stir the sneeky russian shit pot
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My fiancee cashed Pacioretty’s first check from the Habs. She works at a bank obvi
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how awesome is nik hagman...?
text book kill and positioning there…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions
crap
crappity crap crap crap crap crap crap crap….
crap
crap
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions
That was a wrap around curl dare I say…?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions
almost, a wrap around bank pass
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Okay
enough with the freaking goal horn. Yeesh. Try to be classy , Montreal.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
PLEASE SOMEONE DEFEND VESA TOSKALA RIGHT NOW
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he has wonderful fashion sense
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
He is a chubbeh bunneh.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
it's a good thing
Brad May was standing at the top of the crease doing a circle instead of, you know, not looking at the guy standing next to him
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that was Brad May’s fault, and Vesa’s fault, and Ian White’s fault.
Not Kaberle’s.
Don’t blame Kaberle for everything
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yes...
because brad may is supposed to stand in the net…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions
Did that forearm shiving son of a bitch
get a point on that goal? Oh I want heads on pikes!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
FIGHTTTTTT
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions
this...
is what i want to see
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions
grabbo...
is nuts…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions
i love it
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
indeed, I <3 Grabbo
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
there’s got to be a reason why everyone on the Habs really, really hates him.
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they are pissed they lost him for nothing
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions
They are jackasses?
I honestly don’t think there needs to be a real reason.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I don't know...
Koivu scolded him last game, Kostitsyn singled him out, Kovalev tried to get him tonight, Latendress was in his grill just now…
makes ya think
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
maybe...
he said he wants to be a hab forever and never wants to be traded and he’d never go anywhere else but wants to always play in montreal…
and then changed his mind.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
That sounds framiliar, try saying it in a swedish accent
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeQK-bORXE
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
why...
does it matter…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions
Au revoir ma petit feuilles
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Got a real hockey game to go watch. Well… Yotes and Bolts. I guess that’s real. We’ll see…
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reminds me of this dude
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001108/
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HEY BOB!
TAKE OFF YOUR SUN GLASSES YA GOOF, YOUR INDOORS
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