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Game Day Open Thread: Leafs at 99th Anniversaire

Toronto Maple Leafs at Montreal Canadiens, Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST


Bonjour monsieurs et madames, je suis "le Chemmé". Je will le introduire zis game of hockey. Starting dans la nette est Mme. Vesa Toskala:

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Zis is ze game day ouvre thread, commencer posting!

 

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Important fact I will destroy anyone else who does that.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

your French sucks, fwiw :P

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. That is some kind of suck, right there. :)

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

SHE

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

SAAAAAID

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

fouckin Hanglish pigs dey dink dey can just vomi sur la belle langue! bah! Maudtie calissse!

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hoo hown da chief

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Owwwwwnnnnnnnnzzzz

Owwwwwwnnnnnzzz

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

owwwnnnzzzzz

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

da hair here makes my hallergies act up, I puke, bleeeehhhh

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think you appreciate the subtletis of my fake french post.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I appreciate the subtleties of your MOM and your face

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Mme. Toskala

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

and his mom too! and his couch

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to be fluent in French. Unfortunately that was 10 years ago.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The only chance I have to use a foreign language is when [mexican joke].

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

[mexican dick joke]?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

meh, you ain’t missing much, imho

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree. French is awesome!

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm some where in the middle

French is Mediocre.

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh OdinMercer

Do you really need to be contrary? Just side with me, you know you want to…

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh.

I tried French. It did not go well. But I like it okay. Hence the Mediocreness.

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically

I believe that makes you mediocre, not French.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

har har.

I am not mediocre. I think we both agreed we were both awesome. Therefore it must be French that is somewhat lacking.

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Hee!

You are only mediocre when it comes to French. I’m sorry, but that’s my final word.

In all other matters (except possibly your #1 team) you are totally, completely awesome.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh still

I blame my teachers. I had one pregnant teacher that left half way through so we got some new person that didn’t continue her stuff. Tried to do semester 2 and then another pregger teacher. I said F that. But Still. French is okay.

And My #1 team is #1. Just like yours :-P

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop with the meh...

…or I’ll get testy.

I don’t hate your #1 team, if that’s any consolation.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay,

Not a fan of the Meh.

And it would console me, but there’s no added bacon. Bacon makes everything better. And Pie. But not Bacon Pie. Unless Quiche counts as Pie. But I don’t think so… ;)

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll send you bacon, if that will shut your piehole.

And now? I want bacon quiche. Anybody got some?

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?!

Why are so so cross with me Mabs? Or is it all some elaborate ruse?

I’d give you some of my homemade General Tsao Chicken, but everytime I try and put food through the internet my hard drive seizes up.

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not cross with you, but you said pie, and piehole came to mind. I wish I had an elaborate ruse planned. ;)

That sounds delightful. It can’t be that long a drive to Toronto from your place…

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Only 1 day 10 hours

If you’re hopped up on Tim Horton’s coffee. MAPS!

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

So?

What are you waiting for? I’m hungry for your homemade dinner now! :)

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I have a hockey game to go to.

I’m sure this will fed Ex just fine :P Not sure how to put this in the envelope though…

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Fedex it is

Giant ziploc bags FTW!

I’m drooling in anticipation.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You'll be

Quite flummoxed when a box full of Dry Ice and chicken shows up at your door.

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Flummoxed?

nice word. :)

I won’t be, though. I’ll squeal with joy and delight.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Le francais est tres bon le hon hon hon

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe it’s just I’ve been in QC for 4 years and have to be around it a;; the time, that it’s lost any awesomeness it once had for me

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

a;; = all

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for clearing that up

I though a;; meant ass ;)

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was an Alf reference.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I try being clear but my need for speed over accuracy gets me every time

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Accuracy smaccuracy

We get the general idea, and that is all that matters.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh

I went to school in French SK through OAC and I spend my summers in QC, every year since birth. And I still loves it.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

SK? OAC?

i’s lost

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

SK – senior kindegarten

OAC – grade 13

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

wait there’s a SENIOR kindergarten? you sure you weren;t just held back a year?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh snap!

Yes, there is. JK and SK.

Are you trying to start something? Getting up in my grill like that? Wanna go?

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

no, is there like 2 years of kindergarten? or is one for the smart kids and one for the dumb kids?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

There are two years. Junior and Senior. I don’t know that you have to do both, but I started school young.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

so what age do you start this? I started Kindergarten at 5, does that mean you start at 4 or something?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I think Junior Kindergarten is like montessorri in the states.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF

is a montessorri??

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I was 4, yes.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

JK and SK are half-day school programs: about 2.5 hours each.

JK is for kids who turn 4 that school year and SK is for kids who turn 5 that school year.

Ontario had grade 13, then re-named it OAC and finally eliminated it about five years ago.

To get completely caught up on these various threads, French sounds awesome when I’m in France and like a cat in a blender when I’m in la belle province.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahem

Not to nitpick, but when I speak it? It sounds totally awesome as well.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m guessing you could make pig latin sound silky.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh you… I mean, you’re not wrong, but still….

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Translation: bitch be talkin some French

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Quebec chicks are smokin’ hot though so

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

not the ones I’ve seen. MOst of the males leave something to be desired as well. Oh well, whatever floats your boat I guess

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree. The hotness of les quebeckers leaves something to be desired.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

What, Roch Voisine doesn’t turn your crank? Damn!

Dude is legend.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

LFIV, you can have him

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Done and done!

/blarf

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

We used to call it the “Celine Dion Syndrome” the quebecoise girls would have great figures, nice clothes, beautiful hair and the need for otto and rhino plasty.

Except those tasty west end girls…

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you mean Westmount?

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, although I usually set my sites on a Westmount girl and ended up with someone from Longeuil (and I married a woman from Kirkland).

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Westmount is where it is at. That’s where my family is from.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice.

How did you end up in Toronto, or was it part of the ’76 exodus?

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad’s mom moved to Toronto with her hubby. Her family stayed in Westmount. That’s why we have summer property in Quebec.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet…sadly, my family are all Ottawa valley dirt farmers. Summer property isn’t part of the vocabulary.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

My greatgrandparents went there on their honeymoon, and then bought it. So, we’re all just coasting on their good buy.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I often wish I could find a special property for our family, I’ve always been jealous of friends that have a place like that where their families can gather.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t gather there with the family. I love it because I can go there for a week or so with my friends and enjoy it without them.

I have family issues, though. Other people might enjoy sharing it.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear you. I had serious family issues until I had kids. Now (strangely) I really look forward to my kids seeing their grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, they are okay, really. But for me? I like spending time at the cottage without my family. I went up while my parents were there a few years ago, and didn’t love it. I like it when I’m the one who runs things.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, snap!

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Not so much, you’re right. Fake french is teh awesome.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

TRADE ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

and then hang up

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If I can get a bag of pucks for you, that is a deal I’ll make 7 days a week and twice on Sundays.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

fashion shows twice an afternoon

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll be happy to come back to town and score three goals every time.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d like to see you try. Besides, we’re rebuilding this year.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Kabbie has quite the shiner

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

I saw that today, Like he made up one eye all emo like and realized he was late and ran out teh door

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn’t wait til tomorrow

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I want it!

Can I get it in poster size?

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve since closed the box, so I dunno

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

In (dis)honour of that big sweaty disco that is la centre bell I’ve loaded my playlist up with some french techno and remixes thereof.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

And by techno i meant to say house

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I was like 16 and in Montreal. After watching Habs-Rangers we left Le Centre Molson (at the time) and they had THE MOLSON PARTY TENT where some stripper with a huge rack pushed two beers into my hands and it was on.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Them frogs know how to party, that’s for shizzle.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

RACIST

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m being a complementary racist, tho!

Just like when people say those damn hippies in BC have the best weed.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

and the dirtiest hair

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

and...

smelliest feet?

/ducks

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

probably, flip flops and crocs = stink feets

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

hippies don’t wear crocs so much, more the birkenstocks. Which smell but not as bad as really stank crocs

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

ontario hippies do, because their Hip hippies!

HA

see what I did there?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds like a normal Montreal Saturday night

by Polecon on Jan 8, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll pray for a shut out just so I don’t have to hear that gay ass olay-olay shit they stole from soccer. :)

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At Boston University we sang “Ole” during penalty kills.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

here we sing “more beer” (to Ole) during…well, most of the time

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Our power play song is:

ONE! TWO! ONE TWO THREE FOUR! music FUCK EM UP FUCK EM UP BC SUCKS!

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

damn it, I can never come here again :)

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by Cat Smasher on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

what are you trying to say?

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

nothing….ole..ole ole ole..

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by Cat Smasher on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you a Boston College fan

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

UCLA Bruin, fan, alumni. But I’m neutral. :)

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by Cat Smasher on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

If they played hockey I’d tell you they sucked.

OH WHEN BU
COMES MARCHING IN
OH WHEN BU COMES MARCHING IN

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

In passing

I’d like to mention how much I like the combination of not working, bieng awake and there being a game tonight.

Hasn’t happened for a while.

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Hooray! I’m excited too.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Two things that would make this game a win in my books
May destroying Kostopolous
An actual win

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

You mean anyone destroying Kostopolous.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

this would also pass, but I want Mays to do it, it will make the rest of the dorks that have been there for a while step up (hopefully)

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m really ok with Brad May coming in. Let’s impose Burke’s will.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaberle hulking out to the surprise of the rest of the team (and fans, media) would be epic.

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once, just once, I want to see Kabby throw a solid open ice hit.

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I would heartily endorse that

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

rotten.com!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ah that’s a classic

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

wow…that wasnt even close to where that was supposed to go
EPIC REPLY FAIL!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

ps. if anyone ever needs to get in touch with me

AIM: we resonate
GChat: jorach@gmail.com (also my email, duh)

Feel free to drop me a line whenever.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

So which porn sites is it okay for me to sign you up to?

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

tubgirl?
meatspin?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

goatse?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on, I hosted the pain images when they were popular.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Best Ad Campaign Ever

NAMBLA: We’re not killers!

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't waste your time

I think he’s already a dues paying member at all of ’em.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

would you like to make your partnetr tremble?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

add inches now!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

ask me how!

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

HELLO FRIEND

I am a Widow of a greneral from Nigeria, I am writing to ask you if i may send some money to you

god bless

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I just got a webcam….wanna chat?

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have several unread messages on your non-existent Facebook profile?

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

your message was undelivered!
Having trouble seeing this picture?>
Click this scetchy link!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Get your degree from the University of Phoenix!

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone searched your name. Find out who.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

who has a crush on u? find out now!

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Your New Job

Recession proof business?

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

does your

credit score bite?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Fr33 PeRscriP tions!

v1aGra
Z0loft!

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog! -
Five For Howling

by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

in one week!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

DROP THE PUCK!

NO MORE CRAPPY TIMMYS COMMERCIALS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

Wooo!

Come on, sucktastic hockey!

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

Someone has to drop the gloves tonight, if not for the Kosto thing, then over some wonky hit that might come from Komi. I’m hoping May will be on the ice, but with Mayers and Deveux and hell even Schenn, should drop em in a heart beat.

Neil and Thornton just went at it in a spectacular fight.

www.hockeyfights.com

by Cat Smasher on Jan 8, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

Neil fought?

you must be wrong… he only turtles…

by Karina on Jan 8, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

well he did do a small number on Schenn in October.

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by Cat Smasher on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

hollweg should partake in the much addled christmas tradition of Re-gifting

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

IMPORTANT NEWS

For the first time since I closed the Darcy Tucker Fan Club, I’m wearing my Tucker jersey.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

No Numbers is out in fulll force@

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah.

Working on getting a Schenn 3rd. But I’m poor and rely on the kindness of strangers.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

this is something I also strive for

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear..

A Nigerian man has tons of cash he has hoarded over the months.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was because the king died and his family found a safety deposit box under his bed.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You better be wearing jammies underneath.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

jeans son

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

jeans under your jammies?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Not jammies time yet.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

its always jammies time

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

peanut butter jammies time?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It is always peanut butter jammies time. ALWAYS.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

best. PBJT vid EVAR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOzIFHInEC4

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

GOLD

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

oh graphjam

is there anything you can’t prove?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

So underneath them – jammies?

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

jammie jeans>?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i love this place...

i’m still laughing at chemmy’s

“le hon hon hon”

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

See, I knew someone would appreciate me.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Lowest common denominator

(sorry blurr)

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

le hon hon hon

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

FRENCH ON TV

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

you never get used to it

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Ladies and gentlemen the concession stands are out of caviar and pate. Please don’t urinate on the ushers or riot during intermission. Smoking is mandatory, and purchase your hockey game watching visors at the fan shop!

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

also

everytthing in the consecion is available with cheese and gravy on it with a side of Labbat 50

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

and a coupon for 1/2 off lap dances at club super sexe

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

So it is, in fact, just like France.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Blah blah blah “centennial”.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

I am so sick of the centennial crap.
All Star Game, Draft and the fans had to nerve to complain that they didn’t get the outdoor game…

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

When is the Leaf Cenntenial? do we get anything?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

2014.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Habs got a jumpstart on their team because hockey used to just be an excuse the anglos used to beat up the french.

/whacking day!

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If they do

It will be short and sweet just like the Wendel Ceremony.. not unnecessarily long like everything Montreal does

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Word

I hate how long and drawn out everything they do is. Yeah, it was great, remember it forever, now move on and play some hockey!

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

thats what happens when you have to do everything in two languages

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, making the all star the event for a supposed centennial is sort of lame. so they have that lameness to live down.

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Legendary players:

1. Wendel
2. Wendel
3. He’s still alive he’ll fucking kill you

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

wooo Felix!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

BLASPHAMERS!

They Dare boo Wendel Clark?
The streets of Montreal will flow with punched out blood tonight

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

I honestly saw/heard it like this:

(Wendel walks out)
Crowd: BOO!
(Wendel points into the stands)
Crowd: Um… YYAAAYYYY!

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 8, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

WEN

DEL

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The crowd needs a little “hon hon hon” and you’re spot on.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, I concure

and that smile could cure cancer, I hope Blake saw it

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe in Montreal it’s spelled “boux”

Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...

by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not entirely certain they listened to Glory Days before choosing it for the music in this segment.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

This is taking fooooorever

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

“hey, that sounds like an appropriate title”

either that or they are Frenchie phones and dont understand they english

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

le hon hon

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DARRYL

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dude

are they booing bower?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Quick someone tell Howard Berger!!

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I have the mute button on.

What the fuck is this opening ceremony about?

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Shitty Montreal shit. They have 20 minute pregame ceremonies when McDonald’s has the Monopoly contest.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So true. And with all they have to actually celebrate, you’d think they’d have some sense of propriety.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

everything that's happened between the leafs and habs...

since the 1968 season apparently

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Habs fans booing some of the best players ever to play hockey cause they played hockey for the Leafs in the 60s

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

May I just say?

I hate the Habs, their fans, their couches and their moms and their moms’ couches.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the deliverymen that brought their mum’s couches.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s a kind of hate I can get on board with.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

They are honouring

The Montreal/Toronto rivalry

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Little sister LOOK AT ME IM SPECIAL syndrome

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

pretend he’s Hextall!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Up until yesterday Felix Potvin could have joined the Leafs and been the best fighter.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

WENDEL

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOO

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I SAW WENDEL

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

MY TWO FAVORITE LEAFS NEXT TO EACH OTHER

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

that is epic, i want it framed

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

WENDEL WENDEL!

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

WENDEL

WENDEL

WENDEL

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

They booed Wendel

Someone is going to die tonight.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

We can dream.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I would also settle for the thug that injured Van Ryn, or Komisarek.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you saw the letter that was sent (I wrote) to May, it is in the cards

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Or any of the Tits brothers. Remember one of them took the feet under OLAS.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

WENDEL

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

BORJE DOESN’T BELIEVE IN TRIANGLES.

BORJE JUST BELIEVES IN THE BIG FELLOW.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

wow…say waht you will about the Jack-Habs, they have quite the Leaf line up

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

SITTLER!!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

listen to the cheers...

that’s cool…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

BORJE

POTVIN

WENDEL

DARRYL

BRING OUT FUCKING DOUGIE

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

I might pee a little if that happens

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

don't think it will...

he’s in kingston coaching…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

you are such a spoil sport sometimes

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

JOHNNY B!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

The legend Leafs team is better than the current one.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

They should have an exhibition game

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Leaf Fans clapping and cheering, a Hab Legend, its called CLASS Habs fans

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

you might need to spell that out for them.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

if I did that, it would have too many letters, and curse words

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of extra "e"s slapped on the end of words too

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I really want a poster of that scene

With their back to the camera so you can see the numbers and names.

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously I love all of you guys, but I really love PPP for the Wendel night tickets. What a solid dude.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

and we hate you both for that same reason

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

All of you single PPP ladies in or around Toronto should date PPP because he’s handsome and amazing.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

If you like it

then you shoulda put a ring on it

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 * throws bricks *

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

What is a ‘single PPP’ lady?

by Godd Till on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

loser domi

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

where is captain Sexypants, by the way?

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Captian Sexypants and Jammies, sounds like a super hero team

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Could I get odds that Cox or Berger will make some snide reference to the four Leaf guys not being as good as the Habs guys?

Probably not, would be like betting that the sun will rise in the east.

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 8, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

They’re gonna make a run at the WWE tag team belt, I can feel it.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, more like the LOD

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Bushwackers!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

THE CAT

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

With Borje, Sitler and Bauer

and apparently Keon was supposed to be there but weather messed up the travel plans.

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

he couldnt find that wicked fur coat

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Bauer?

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May sighting!

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

gah

vesa is embarrassing

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

but oh so stylish

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, Im really pumped up for this game...

I haven’t been for a game in awhile….

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

GO

LEAFS

GO

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

really...

they use the THX sound to start games…?

that’s not pompous at all

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

The audience

Is now deaf

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

A Hab isnt bleeding yet, I am not happy

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

Why hasn't this game started?!

I thought I’d jump in for a little good rivalry entertainment, and I just hear a bunch of French and see old guys who could still outplay today’s guys. (And I didn’t see the answer mentioned in the thread yet)

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by Dominik on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

265 comments before puck drop.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

bringing the rain

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

And very few, if any, BCWW or TWSS, making it all the more impressive.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

And it was still shorter than the Habs ceremony.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's good news.

Mikhail Stefanovich is tearing up the QMJHL

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

oh dear...

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit

rehearsal time, I gotta jet. Have fun youse guys!

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by loser domi on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

HEYYYYYYY YOOOOOU GUYSSSSS

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Baby.....Ruth?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn is paired with Ian White? wtf

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

Team the best hitter with the best fighter.

Chew on that for a second.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

they have separated Wendel into two separet entities?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish.

Merely a horrible commentary on how White by default has been the Leafs only fighter lately.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Luke Schenn

misses a month of hockey and still leads all D men in hits.

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

Frogren brutal play.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

deveaux...

holy crap

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

NO MO DE VEAUX

 * clap clap clapclapclap *

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Deveaux is just shitty.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

just...?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Devaux in, Kule out
BRILLIANT!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Make team worse, get better draft pick.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

seems like purposeful tanking, i dont like it

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Deveaux is heavier, it’ll hurt someone more if he falls on them.. Since he sure as hell won’t punch someone out.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't stay right now

But I hope Sergei Tits gets hammered by Schenn in this game. Schenn has a long memory and Sergei needs to pray.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

lol

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

gah....

this isgonna be a long game

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

pathetic

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

And

Damn it. Hab nots score.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Eff

what a shitty bounce

the leafs are so good at that

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Out-fucking-rageous

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

only montreal...

could make me hate tits

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

BLOOOOD!

I want Blood, that will make this worth it

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

POWER PLAY HERE WE GO

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GO LEAFS GO

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, talk about a dirty fucking hit.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

Lapierre

must die, with speed

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

brad may...

on the ice

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

Booing Grabs?

They traded him away!

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

remember how he was a “cancer”?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Right ... Right...

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabbo

does not hear French boos

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

Also remember

How Grabs lit them up last game

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Oh What the hell Vesa

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK YOU TOSKALA

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

POGGEEEEEE

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

holy shit...

fuck this game

fuck it

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Shhhhh

It’s okay. One game closer to a high draft pick!

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Vesa

I know this is Montreal, but please, please, close your legs!

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck…there is that chant…. I need beer, and the blood of 3 Habs fans

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

yes

score…whatever.

i want injuries caused

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

brian burke...

is going to choke vesa himself…

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

would murder void his contract or would we still take the cap hit?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

they put a puck in our net, we put a stick in their ribs, they pot two, Hollweg cripples someone

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember

loses get us closer to a draft pick. I’ll be happy if blood is spilt.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, if it gets to 3-0 and there’s not a fight off the next faceoff I’m going to start abusing my family.

(Verbally.)

(Probably.)

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2-0?

WE NEED THIS

Painful as it is.

by Godd Till on Jan 8, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Gah…

Thank you sir, may I have another!

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This is all we need to think about on nights like this

Hedman, Victor LD 12/18/1990 L 6.06 220 Modo SweE
2 Tavares, John C 9/20/1990 L 6.00 198 Oshawa OHL
3 Cowen, Jared LD 1/25/1991 R 6.05 218 Spokane WHL
4 Duchene, Matt C 1/16/1991 L 5.11 196 Brampton OHL
5 Svensson-Paajarvi, Magnus LW 4/12/1991 L 6.01.5 200 Timra SweE

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

after that WJC game I dont know if i want any part of the whiney bitchness that was team sweden

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

word...

tavares please

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Has Toskala always been this bad?

Or did Burke tell him to suck ass?

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

seriously...

how on earth is ANDREW RAYCROFT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?l;gmjdasvg frofhic

never mind…i can’t think straight right now

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

he shall not be named!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

But he shall be fucked the hell up.

/fumes

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Man, maybe they can somehow “forget” vesa when the bus pulls out.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

Finger will be

able to take solace in the fact that at least one team in his career overpaid him by a large margin when he is making league min in three years.

by penaltyshots on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

He’s not that overpaid now that the contracts are put in comparative style. Either way, if Vesa wasn’t such a whore, it would still be 1-0.

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And I apologize to whores everywhere. Vesa is not representative of all of you.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

your right

even if finger had played defense and made it a 2-2, they likely still would have gotten a shot away that Toskala couldn’t stop.

by penaltyshots on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Look what the cat dragged in.

That’s me, btw.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

hi

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to hell

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

But I am full of sushi.

ZOMG IS TOKARSKI THERE.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

at the game?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya they said some of the Team Canada peeps are there.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

can we switch him with Tosk after the first?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Aren’t they the same size?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The vesa is 5’10

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

The Toka is 5’10-11 depends which report you read.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

so probably 5’9 by real people standarda

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You could swap him with me and it’s debatable if anyone would notice.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

But can he rock the “Euro” bag as well as Vesa?

I think not.

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Naw, I am sure he can rock a rad messenger bag. That he puts….things in?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hi wrap!

How’d the errand running go?

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Dull as always.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

But you managed to get through it? Cuz that makes it a win.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

KABBIE!

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

NO SHUT OUT FOR YOU!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Kaberle

All star all star all star

by bkblades on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

kabby

pumping up his trade value!

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

KABBY

(go play somewhere else)

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

SCINTILLATING

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

that is a great word

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It really is. I’m feeling a little faint….

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, Leafs got a goal cause I showed up.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Duh

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

its all you doll

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And it is appreciated. We don’t want to get totally crushed.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

kick ass!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck just happened.

Did Kaberle not suck for a moment there?

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

His annual one shot on goal.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

he shot the puck, Halak never saw that one comming

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair. shooting’s like Plan S in Kabbie’s mind.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrap

What’s your fave sushi roll?

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

The Bomb Diggity roll at Ichiban. It’s a tempura with tuna and eel. I think eel, I can’t remember. And this awesome sauce on it.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I ate at Nobu three weeks ago. So fucking good.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve always wanted to try it…what was the stand-out dish?

This sushi joint sounds too good to be true. Bourdain wrote an amazing review of it that I couldn’t put my finger on…

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I just ate a ton of sushi.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d link the menu of my sushi place but their site is down. Grrness.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does Kabby have a panda eye?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

His boyfriend hit him.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

There was me thinking The Vesa was a non-violent type of fella.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

he saw a mouse and threw his hair spray in a panic

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU BITCH

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

don’t go there girlfriend

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he is a sad panda

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

may

has 10 minutes to kill someone…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Did anybody ELSE have Kaberle for first goal tonight in SPG?

by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

err No

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Just you.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

SPG?

crap, well theres the 20th time ive forgot

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Frogren, just shattered Kostopolous by getting hit by him

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

kostopolus

has owwie

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

piss and vinegar...

where is it?

i hope ron wilson is telling all the leafs he’s taking their mom’s out for a nice seafood dinner…and then not calling them.

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

YOUR MOM IS A CLASSY LADY!

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

DORETHY KABERLE IS A SAINT!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

le hon hon hon

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

escargot

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Vikings do not play fair

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Vikings do not play good D.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he isnt there to play D, just to look bat shit insane, choke bitches and dive in front of pucks

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Did Stajan just trip over the blue line?

by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

his eye is still not better, he didnt even see it!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Chemmy

that picture is unbelievable. well done.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

See, we can still be best bros

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala must be made of old trampolines the way he kicks out rebounds

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Ahw Luke Schenn is dreammmmmmy.
Still.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Isn't he?

Sigh…..

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh OLAS, you can melt my panties any day of the week.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

was there any doubt?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

crap...

where are my boxers…?

/sigh

melted again.

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I planned ahead

and removed the panties before the game. I’m good.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too.

Going Commando saves on the cleaning bills.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Which saves you money. It is thrifty and smart!

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

And also leads to a refreshing breeze.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. It refreshes you, and airs things out, should you need that.

Plus, there’s the whole ‘easy access’ angle. Should that be required.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Blake

has been playing too much pre game soccer, he keeps trying to kick the puck in the net

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

wow

that wasn’t diving…?

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

GREG LOU-GANIS

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously...

stemps was in front of the guy and he skates into stemps and falls down…?

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently not

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

In France they call it hockey…or if your on grass, soccer

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

lotsa calls

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

This is getting rediculous,
Can Mays do some violence?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Unlikely

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn

with the reverse deek on Kovalev

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

schenn

undressed kovalev….

lucky bastard :P

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Schenn

looked good on that one on one with Kovalev. That’s the type of shit that makes my boxers melt.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

what...?

that was so far onside…

this is retarded!!!

aldfhhasfgvkasdaskvfgbasfahgdfgfgkbfjk

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

refs are full of poutine, which makes you gassy and cranky

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

it does...?

i’m cranky…not gassy.

not yet at least…

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

are you full of montreal poutine and timmies?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

YAY!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

I wish we had 5 of those guys on the ice.

by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

there we go

may takes out…2…or 3?

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

I love the “what?” after that

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

ya

may needs to do that every game. i’ll take the penalty…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

every period preferably

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOOT!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Hahahaha Brad May

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

2 minutes for bein’ a leaf

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

2 minuites

for ruining shit

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If we are going for Tavares,

I want to do it the way Chicago did in the late 90’s. Bring in every goon in the league and at least give the fans a show.

by penaltyshots on Jan 8, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

I like the cut of your jib.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as there is no Avery or Simon, I could get behind that

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s not a goon, he’s a bully, atleast a goon will fight a goon

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m surprised that Wirtz guy would have done anything to give the fans a show though.. Perhaps the goons were just cheaper.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

TALK TO TOKARSKI. I DON"T CARE ABOUT DIDO.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

they’re saving him for later

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

chris didom...

sounds thrilled…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

They could have at least talked to Dustin. Here, do you want me to renact the interview? It will be adorable and accurate.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This I’d like to see. Proceed.

I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.

by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok a Toka interview goes something like this, imagine I have a faux hawk and a slight Canadian accent;

“You know I was just so honored to play with a great group of guys you know…I am a small goalie but you know they helped me get the win. And I am you know really happy about how far I have come you know. I just gotta keep truckin’ you know.”

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

I saw him interviewed at the World Jrs. That’s pretty damn accurate. Well done.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Clearly, I have studied him. Just not closely.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think you should start studying him more closely, just to make sure you can accurately capture him. I think he’d be cool with that.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Use a big net. Or a tranquiliser gun.

And make sure you don’t cut off the blood supply to his extremities when you tie him up.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think so too. And I think he would love me for planting ideas and getting him out of Tampa.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He totally would. Get on it!

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn restraining orders.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm sure it would...

but…i’ve already had my boxers melted…

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

schenn

plans on leaving with someones head…

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

Love him.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He has the stick to put it on…

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

BCWW

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabbo

needs to stir the sneeky russian shit pot

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

My fiancee cashed Pacioretty’s first check from the Habs. She works at a bank obvi

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

how awesome is nik hagman...?

text book kill and positioning there…

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

jesus. toskala

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Toskala

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

did Toskala go out for pizza on that or something?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

crap

crappity crap crap crap crap crap crap crap….

crap

crap

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

That was a wrap around curl dare I say…?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

almost, a wrap around bank pass

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay

enough with the freaking goal horn. Yeesh. Try to be classy , Montreal.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

Fuk you Toskala.

Fuck you very much.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

PLEASE SOMEONE DEFEND VESA TOSKALA RIGHT NOW

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

he has wonderful fashion sense

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

HE IS A GENEROUS TIPPER AND ALWAYS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

He is a chubbeh bunneh.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

it's a good thing

Brad May was standing at the top of the crease doing a circle instead of, you know, not looking at the guy standing next to him

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Kaberle + Toskala = Habs goal

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

that was Brad May’s fault, and Vesa’s fault, and Ian White’s fault.

Not Kaberle’s.

Don’t blame Kaberle for everything

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I have it on very good authority he was on the grassy knoll; eats dolphin un-friendly tuna; drove the paperazzi around Paris on that fateful evening; and leaves the lights on when he goes out.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yes...

because brad may is supposed to stand in the net…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Did that forearm shiving son of a bitch

get a point on that goal? Oh I want heads on pikes!

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

FIGHTTTTTT

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

this...

is what i want to see

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

grabbo...

is nuts…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

i love it

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed, I <3 Grabbo

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

there’s got to be a reason why everyone on the Habs really, really hates him.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

they are pissed they lost him for nothing

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

He stole their pineapples?

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hee! That’s got to be it!

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

They are jackasses?

I honestly don’t think there needs to be a real reason.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know...

Koivu scolded him last game, Kostitsyn singled him out, Kovalev tried to get him tonight, Latendress was in his grill just now…

makes ya think

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabbo hates them back!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe...

he said he wants to be a hab forever and never wants to be traded and he’d never go anywhere else but wants to always play in montreal…

and then changed his mind.

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds framiliar, try saying it in a swedish accent

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKeQK-bORXE

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i mean

hilarious

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

ain’t that the truth!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Meh

They seem to like people who forearm shiv players from behind into the boards, so I’m not all that wrapped up in their opinions of people.

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

why...

does it matter…?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

it doesn’t. i’m just a curious fellow.

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by eyebleaf on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

This is either going to be a very entertaining, or very depressing second period

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

Au revoir ma petit feuilles

See Mabs! Still Awesome!

Got a real hockey game to go watch. Well… Yotes and Bolts. I guess that’s real. We’ll see…

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Bye OdinMercer!

And yes, you are!

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks!

Good luck. Beat the Habs!

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by Travis Hair on Jan 8, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

If you mean physically beat them, there is still a chance. The actual wining of the game? Ummmm…..

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by Mabel on Jan 8, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Brad May

reminds me of this dude
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001108/

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

Sorta like Mickey Rourke too

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

HEY BOB!

TAKE OFF YOUR SUN GLASSES YA GOOF, YOUR INDOORS

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Making the next thread now

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