Leafs @ Habs: Ass Kicking In Progress, Period 2
Vesa Toskala is about as shitty as he could possibly be. Join us in complaining!
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wooo!
losing kicks ass!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions
I Reiterate
1 Hedman, Victor LD 12/18/1990 L 6.06 220 Modo SweE
2 Tavares, John C 9/20/1990 L 6.00 198 Oshawa OHL
3 Cowen, Jared LD 1/25/1991 R 6.05 218 Spokane WHL
4 Duchene, Matt C 1/16/1991 L 5.11 196 Brampton OHL
5 Svensson-Paajarvi, Magnus LW 4/12/1991 L 6.01.5 200 Timra SweE
6 Schroeder, Jordan RW 9/29/1990 R 5.09 180 Minnesota WCHA
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
COWEN.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
tavardon
i’ve got on
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
also Schenn 2.0!!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
Guaranteed the next ISS rankings are:
1. Tavares
2. Cowen
3. Hedman
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havn’t heard much about that Duchene kid, whats his story?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
i’ll go with both if possible
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll be greedy for both of us, ill even throw in some organs
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
I’m sure they have some of his spare parts lying around
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
ok...
i kinda missed that…
did whatshisface say the leafs have already been approached about kabby?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:40 PM EST reply actions
He speculated that they must have been.
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/tents fingers
eeeeeexcellent
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
speculation...
so it definitely hasn’t happened is what you’re saying.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Without wishing to upset anyone in particular, I think it was an oblique reference to the Carter non-trade as much as anything.
jeff freaking carter...
that’s his full name
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
is he related to Anson Carter?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
they’re brothers
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brothers from differnt mothers...
and fathers i’d venture to guess
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
are they Jimmy Carters boys?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
as a matter of fact, yes.
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and Vince Carter? Where does he fit in?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
I’m guessing he;s the evil one
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions
“And Canada wins the game”*
* Sentence only applies in hockey
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and curling
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
scottland, number one in bag pipes and sheep hearding
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions
But that's
why we love you. You and your fail-tastic replying skillz.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
apropos of nothing

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:46 PM EST reply actions
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
wow...
really?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
that is a rediculously long non-working link
I R fail at interwubs
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
wait…Your fail?>
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
you get what you pay for
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
you know what happens when you tell me to NOT do something right/.?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
damn you and your reverse psycology
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
it's ok...
any link to finickypenguin’s gotta be good…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
but +2 on Habs destroyed.
so he’s breaking even in my books
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
goalie change...
apparantly burke killed toskala…
jk…
if only
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:47 PM EST reply actions
they're at home
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
grabbo
has awesome hockey hair
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:48 PM EST reply actions
I want to brush his glorious hair.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
STAY IN YOUR NET RETARD
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we should tie him to it, like goldberg
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
hagman...
continues to be awesome…
just sayin
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:50 PM EST reply actions
I’ve made so many mixed drinks tonight I ran out of fucking ICE
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I’m drinking margaritas from scratch. Hand juiced limes, home made simple syrup, the whole fuckin deal
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2 oz. Sauza Hornitos Plata
0.5 oz. Patron Citronge
2 oz. lime juice
1 oz simple syrup
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I impressed a group of men because I can shoot tequila without salt or lime,
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
seriously...
i must introduce you to my wife!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions
learn...
about hockey, and top gear, and shots!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
what a coincidence, i can do lime without tequilla or salt
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
What a coincidence I drink tequila at work
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i stick to vodka at work, easier to hid on the breath
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
literally
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
it’s better than the ping pong ball trick I guess
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Chemmy, you seem to forget I am the classiest of dames.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions
You are?
We really should hang out more. I’m pretty damn classy myself.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Most excellent.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions
Icemaker FTW!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
adding ice is time that could be better spent drinking
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions
plus...
what’s with watering down the drink…?
man up, moose!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
Important fact, both Rick Jeannerette and Brad May are fucking terrible at their jobs
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the trick is consistancy
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
mitchell...
playing like he’s 10 feet tall
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:55 PM EST reply actions
Honestly I’d cheer if someone on Montreal stabbed Brad May at center ice.
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Which Maple Leaf do you genuinely like, other than Schenn?
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Grabovski, Hagman, Antro, Kubina, Stempniak
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ok thank you
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Honestly though why like anyone on this garbage team?
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cuz they’re still our team. still our boys.
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I would personally strangle every player on our roster if it meant the Leafs would win a single playoff series.
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No, I’m just not going to develop attachments to bad players in a rebuilding year.
By the time the rebuild is done Toronto will have good players and all of this will be a distant memory like the Ballard years.
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I'm not trying to get attached either
but personally strangling them? That seems a touch ragey. I think the way to go is a distant acknowledgment that they wear the Leaf sweater, and nothing more.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
That’s my commitment to the blue and white.
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I always get attached to odd players, Like Frogren, I love that crazy Viking bastard and I know he sucks at hockey
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
until...
…nah
too easy…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
I also like Pogge, Tlusty and Kulemin. Flaake, Hayes and Dido are in my good books too.
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the list is longer than I thought
And, oh wise one, I just referred another person to the site. is there any contest I can win?
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You can win the “I love you” contest.
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there isn’t a better contest, i guess.
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he’s such a bargain in our salary capped world
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Yeah, I’m not convinced that moving Antro or Poni for picks will return players better than either of them, to be honest. Stajan Antro Poni is a sick second line after a rebuild.
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ladies and gentlemen, the record for fastest it has taken a Leaf to become loathed has been broken
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
Lapierre
is a pussy. Won’t even fight Deveaux.
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I am shocked and stunned that someone roofed one over Toskala.
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He can’t be playing for any reason other than Toronto tanking.
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I’ve been trying to figure that one out myself. I have no answer other than: if he stinks, the Leafs get closer to a good draft pick. If he wins they increase his trade value.
I’d prefer the trade route, but he just looks done. Every shot is an adventure.
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I was hoping to get something of worth For toskala at the deadline, now we might get a late rounder and a marginal prospect
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
that contract extension was a really, really bad idea.
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fuck you JFJ
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
I still can’t figure out the Raycroft or the Toskala deal.
There is absolutely no market for goalies – most move for no more than a second round pick. Yet the Leafs cough up serious assets for these two chumps (Rask for Raycroft) and a 1,2,4 pick for Toskala. To compound the error, they sign both to 2 year contracts, doubling their salary before they play a single game for the Buds.
JFJ’s incompetence needs a new unit of measure. Something massive like Kelvins or something.
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And don’t forget his pre lock out extension to Belfour.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
Going rate for goalies
Brion for a second.
Huet for a second.
Luongo for a broken down Bertuzzi.
Legace and Voukoun UFAs.
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at this point we should just dump Cujo and bring up Pogge, Toskala can play backup
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions
Platooning Toskala and Pogge is what I’ve been asking for since September.
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raycroft...
costs a first…
plus whatever we’re still paying him on the buy out
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
But Biron and huet were at the end of their contracts werent they?
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Yes. Biron immediately signed with his club and Huet moved on.
FWIW, Raycroft was actually an RFA when the Leafs traded Rask for him. They could have hit him up with an offer sheet that would have cost the Leafs a 2nd round pick.
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100% seriousness I’m a better goaltender than Vesa Toskala at this point. I don’t know what’s wrong with him but I’d honestly put down large sums of my own money in a goaltending contest against him.
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all you’d have to do would be stand up
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
ian white...
is a better goalie than toskala..
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
pull toskala...
now…before i kill him myself
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions
and put in Tokarski?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
top cheese?
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pile on!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions
YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!
1 Hedman, Victor LD 12/18/1990 L 6.06 220 Modo SweE
2 Tavares, John C 9/20/1990 L 6.00 198 Oshawa OHL
3 Cowen, Jared LD 1/25/1991 R 6.05 218 Spokane WHL
4 Duchene, Matt C 1/16/1991 L 5.11 196 Brampton OHL
5 Svensson-Paajarvi, Magnus LW 4/12/1991 L 6.01.5 200 Timra SweE
6 Schroeder, Jordan RW 9/29/1990 R 5.09 180 Minnesota WCHA
You might need to keep posting that
every so often, so we don’t forget. It feels better when I see that.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
June.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions
Mid June. In Montreal.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
We’re on to methadone abuse now. Heroin is so 2005.
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I keep watching the Wendel Tribute Vid, keeps me from punching things
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I honestly watch the All Heart video three times a week.
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I’m up to 3 times a day
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
Two Studs

Toka and Cow Cow.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:05 PM EST reply actions
White is a goalie?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:05 PM EST reply actions
Schenn too?!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
both better than toskala
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
schenn
is about to challenge the entire habs bench…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions
and he could do it too
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
And I love him for it.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly, I love players who wear their heart on their sleeve and love Toronto. That’s why I loved Tucker.
Nobody on this year’s roster plays like that and it’s crap.
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schenn’s getting there, but i agree.
i’m a sucker for reckless abandon…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Ironically, Tucker played like that and was crap.
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how long...
have we been killing penalties now…? 15 minutes, 20, 25?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions
Smack some bitches!
I hate the Habs. Shut up and take your win, you stupid bastards.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Kostitsyn
is a real tough guy
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what i like...
is that as much as he’s hated on the habs, the leafs seem to really like him, they’re all getting involved and sticking up for the kid
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Blake and Kostitsyn to the dressing rooms.
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That’s garbage. I don’t get that.
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
trying to keep the game from getting out of control…
what with the recent outbreak of biting
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
OMG
Have the Leafs all had their rabies shots? This could get ugly…
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
JINX!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Have you been vacinated against rabies?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
me...?
i don’t bite…much
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
apparently that will settle the teams down. What is this Peewee?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Hey ref, how bout you let them actually fight for once, and maybe that will stop it
you stupid fucks
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it'll happen...
may and deveaux are still around.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
Where is Hollweg? We can always depend on him for a savage beating
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
benched for may
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
they're not rolling over...
but the results the same, so i hope not
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions
here we go
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions
FIGHT
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions
HIT HIM!
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he fucked him up
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
I am pleased
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
now
someone else needs to take him…
beat his ass a few more times
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
easily
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
About time
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I don’t completely hate Mayers now.
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Those five inside jabs are the best thing I’ve seen him do all year.
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
that was impressive...
especially if he’s not supposed to be fighting.
absolutely unreal.
attaboy mayers.
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Boullion’s visor needs to go.
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FIGHT
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions
oh i hate bouillon
kill him
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may is going to mess this kid up
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions
BRAD MAY FANCLUB MEMBER #1 RIGHT HERE
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I think the wind just changed
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Man the benches are looking kinda thin....
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burke has to like this...
because i think this is how it should be done when you’re down 4-1
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the best part is...
we’re only in the second period.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions
That’s an excellent question….
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
this will not end pretty
I like it
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
We might not win but we’ll break your pretty boy fucking face.
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Andre Deveaux
to aisle 2
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Did May just give the MTL crowd the finger?
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I noticed that his opponent didn’t remove helmet or visor.
May pounded him anyway.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Not a penalty to fight with a visor unless you start it.
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You’re still a pussy though.
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yup
may waited to…gave him time
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
i think he's cut...
and was showing it to the refs…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions
Not Mickey grabs!
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions
Grabs is just making sure they didnt forget about him
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
DIVE!
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Yarrrr.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
holy shit
Toskala made a good save
colour me shocked
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For the first party or on a semi-permanent basis just to cheer whatever it is your up to?
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semi-permanent just like that tv commercial.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
funny
kovalev didn’t want to get hit by grabovski..
kovy – 220
grabbo – 170
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions
better comparison
Kovy – bitch
grabbo- man
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
Grabbo – watches the wire
Kovy – wears the wire
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Who knows what might have happened to the time-space continuum had those euro hockey mullets collided.
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Starting to lose my bloodlust...
Need another big hit
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I want Devaux to ear his keep and rabbit punch Koivu or something
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
I think they were still in the Norris Division. Probably that Dec 89 Game against Chicago
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
some eye candy

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions
I really really like this, you know how I know? I think I’m getting a boner.
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It’s one of my very favorite pictures of him. He is all like FUCK YOU I’M AN ANTEATER.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions
the similarities are eerie

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
It’s the attitude.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
That was a good recovery from Schenn – he took out the hab behind the net, but made a brutal pass up to his wing. Fortunately he cooly picked that puck out of the slot and set up a nice rush by Stempniak (who promptly failed to get it deep, despite the line change, causing all sorts of problems for the Leafs).
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schennn
is loving this.
he’s throwing himself around with…my faorite thing!
reckless abandon!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions
wow
Habs fans suck at booing, such a delayed reaction
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crap...
too many men
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions
can't fix the car
without a whole lotta milk!
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
How did he miss that?
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
OH BLOODY HELL!
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
crap...
shit
poop
kaka
dookie
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions
OH FUCK ME.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions
I don’t think you can blame #5 on Toskala.
I’ll give you at least three of the other four though.
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HOW IS THAT NOT TRIPPING?
FUCK YOU YOU BIASED REFF ASSHOLS
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I hate inconsistant bullshit refing, I don’t care if we are losing 100-0, call at least call consistantly shitty on both teams
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
these penalties...
how long has this period actually taken…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions
It
has been a long period, for sure.
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
two games in a row, totally dominated.fuck thats depressing
bring on the crippling of their cup chances a la Bell
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i know, but having someone knock Kovalev into the stratosphere wouldnt hurt
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
and a chicken shit asshole ta boot
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
Ah Yes...
1 Hedman, Victor LD 12/18/1990 L 6.06 220 Modo SweE
2 Tavares, John C 9/20/1990 L 6.00 198 Oshawa OHL
3 Cowen, Jared LD 1/25/1991 R 6.05 218 Spokane WHL
4 Duchene, Matt C 1/16/1991 L 5.11 196 Brampton OHL
5 Svensson-Paajarvi, Magnus LW 4/12/1991 L 6.01.5 200 Timra SweE
6 Schroeder, Jordan RW 9/29/1990 R 5.09 180 Minnesota WCHA
Plus don’t forget we already have in the system:
Pogge
Stralman
Jimmy Hayes
Chris Didomenico
Mikhail Stefanovich
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Flaake
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
For a German elite league player, he rocks.
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was anyone on Germany?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
And MAgnus was invisible in the Gold Medal game
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
Hedman looked like a cranky child all game
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
Marko Sturm 2.0, god willing (but doubtful)
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Bust
Euro
Bust
Bust
Euro
Euro
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Tavares is a Euro? wha?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
Nah he meant the current leafs prospects
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
ah
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
le hon hon hon
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
I think didomenico and stefanovich will be legit players
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions
3rd liners most likely, MAYBE 2nd.
anything more is a level of hope even I wont touch
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
Chris Didomenico is the next Jesus Christ of hockey.
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Luke Schenn had a son?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Both could be 2nd liners. IMHO although didomenico could be this decades Rob Pearson.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions
Flaake's German Numbers
05/06 36 17 19 36 36
06/07 36 32 32 64 36
07/08 32 33 41 74 68
So, yep Marco Sturm or Espen Knutsen
NEIN!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like a good group for a lotto 649 ticket
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
c’mon lucky 7!!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions
Stefo's
A maybe, he could be Grabo, but more likely Jean-Guy Talbot. QMJHL has a way with offensive stats.
Stefo is 6’1’ and already 200 lbs. I think if he can play like Grabo he would be a welcome addition.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
Remember Pavel Brendl?
He was big and awesome with Calgary in the WHL too, but like Stefo, completely disinterested in the defensive zone
mogilny
selanne
and more…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Euro Bust Star - handy graphic
My gift to you Chemmy:

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1. Victor Hedman, LD 12/18/1990 L 6.06 220 Modo SweE
2. John Tavares, C 9/20/1990 L 6.00 200 Oshawa OHL
3. Matt Duchene, C 1/16/1991 L 5.11 196 Brampton OHL
4. Jared Cowen, LD 1/25/1991 L 6.04.7 218 Spokane WHL
5. Magnus Svensson-Paajarvi, LW 4/12/1991 L 6.01 198 Timra SweE
6. Jordan Schroeder, RW 9/29/1990 R 5.08.2 175 Minnesota WCHA
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
again!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions
twss
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
bcww
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
doug maclean
is a tool
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:34 PM EST reply actions
not a tool yet. He hasn’t dumped on the fans yet.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions
NHL.com Failure!!!
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provincial...
or is it the americanized spelling that bothers you…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions
Square off for the first time this season?
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
duh...
didn’t even read the fine print….
which is how i ended up with this sweet collection of the smurf records…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
uhoh...
me no likey what they say about da awesomeness of hagman
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:40 PM EST reply actions
New Slogan
The Toronto Maple Leafs 2009 – Sucking with purpose
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the Leafs look like they could use some nice refreshing kool-aid
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i was thinking
an electric shock to the nuts…but whatever
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
I think May and Mayers should play against the top line, and hur them
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
kill them in the face.
dead
like vesa’s blocker
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
I’m all about the hur’ing
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I should make a third period thread hold on
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New Thread?
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
Dear boys,
Give them hell. But no junk punching or biting. Ok? And I meant biting like fingers not like you know cock biting.
Love
Wrap
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:48 PM EST reply actions
so
cock biting…ok?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
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