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Period 3: Where The Ass Kicking Continues


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Hit em hard!

I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert

by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

CUUUUJOOOOO

this will only get worse

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

cujo!

bringing in the suck!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

I meant cock biting is bad.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

it is...

not that i’d know…thankfully

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

No Jarkko Crosby shit.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a girl drag her teeth and split open my head in high school. That was a ton of blood.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ummm, ow

and ew

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

You know it

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ummm

ewww

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s one half of the scars on my penis.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

seriously...

thanks for feeling so close that you’re comfortable enough to share…

but i’m not gonna tell you any stories about my penis, so quit trying to get me to

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The other one came from playing roller hockey without a cup. I got tripped on a breakaway, got rugburn on my penis, and for the next two months every time I got an erection I wanted to cry.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This is worse than when my father in-law gave me an in-depth description of his vasectomy.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

well thats just a disturbing mental image, thank you for that

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It was the late 70s. Early technology. Burning smells.

I guess this kind of sharing was how I knew I’d been accepted into the family.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

guess what...

it still smells like burning…

i’m nipped and tucked

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Think it might be time to stop these stories.

I’m going to have nightmares now.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Also once I got the beans above the frank.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

IT TAKES A LICKIN BUT KEEPS ON TICKIN

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

If I wasn’t dead inside that might be an issue. I guess being a Leaf fan for 25 years has its advantages

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

owwwwwwww…

/feels faint.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

See

This is one of those stories you dont need to tell

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ya....

sharing..sometimes does not equal caring

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Her front teeth went right through the top part of the head that sort of sticks up.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

LALLALALAL

Can’t hear you!

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Clearly the booze is hitting you…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve drank a lot of tequila.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey did she swallow any blood?

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

She was a catholic, so no.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

These days with all the chicks into “Twilight”………

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Swallowing is vile.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Nay. You are not pulling that card with me. Spooge is nasty. “Oh it tastes fine.” Fuck that shit! You swallow some and show me it’s not awful.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m hoping she follows
In the back of my mind I’m hoping she swallows

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Buckleys tastes awful but people swallow it.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

We don’t have that. And I don’t have issues shooting cold medicine.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Robo trippin

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

From now on I tell my wife “it tastes like buckleys”

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

According to Tommy Lee shooting pineapple juice makes spunk tollerable. Whatever.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

With the size of his member I would think the taste might not be the only concern.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s called finishing on her chest. And it’s polite.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I am sorry, learning all this about your manmeat Chemmy has me giggling. I know the pain isn’t funny. It’s the situation…

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus.

/turns white.

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit I would have killed for that experience when I was in hs

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah the blood and pain was a lot of fun.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

What a rookie.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

CUJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

high stick!?!?!?!?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Next year's line-up

Next years lineup:
Pogge

Stralman
Schenn

Didomenico
Williams
Grabo
Kulemin
Hagman
Stefanovich
Hayes

TAVARES!!!!

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

you forgot Nash, Kovalchuck and J-bo!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

and Jared Cowen pairing up with Schenn when Cliff fleeces the Lightening of their pick!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Does Shania know he’s out this late on a school night?

by article1 on Jan 8, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

NO

MO

VE

SA

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

IT

IS

CU

JO

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

CLAP

CLAP

CLAPCLAPCLAP

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

ok, enough of the habs

Time for hot French chicks. Who remembers Mitsou? She was the first girl I ever saw where a bra like a shirt. I loved her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aI0QTEJjIg

by daoust on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

HAHA

stupid latandress

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

Whoah

Antro just hacked an ankle.

by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

He wants to be a lumberjack, we should trade him to Calgary for Iginla

cause they have alot of trees in Calgary?? (I honestly dont know)

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok
He sleeps all night and he works all day

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

lumberjack

Cuts down trees,

Skips and jumps,

He loves to press wild flowers

by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun in-game reading:
http://www.hockeyfights.com/forums/f9/toronto-montreal-1-8-09-a-112823/

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 8, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

He certainly “lumbers” around the ice

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

May

Is a freakin cruise missile out there

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

holy crap

cujo’s awesome?

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

atleast his posts are

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

CUJO

reminds me of post-stroke Dick Clark this past New Year’s Eve

by Polecon on Jan 8, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to punch every single Habs fan in that building in the teeth

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

And then thank them

1. Victor Hedman, LD 12/18/1990 L 6.06 220 Modo SweE
2. John Tavares, C 9/20/1990 L 6.00 200 Oshawa OHL
3. Matt Duchene, C 1/16/1991 L 5.11 196 Brampton OHL
4. Jared Cowen, LD 1/25/1991 L 6.04.7 218 Spokane WHL
5. Magnus Svensson-Paajarvi, LW 4/12/1991 L 6.01 198 Timra SweE
6. Jordan Schroeder, RW 9/29/1990 R 5.08.2 175 Minnesota WCHA

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

why not both

thank them as we beat their heads in

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh c'mon.

You know we’d be doing the same thing.

http://beyondbeleaf.blogspot.com/

by BeyondBeleaf on Jan 8, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCKEN HELL

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

fire

the goalie coach

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

They fired McKichan and hired Reese.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

hey, remember when we had that team that would work hard and stay in pretty much every game they played even though they lost?
yeah that was nice

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah this sucks to watch.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

my chest hurts....

i think they’re giving me a rage induced heart attack

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

quick

think of the habs over the last 10 years, feel better yet?

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

im thinking of how we knocked them out of the playoffs 2 years back

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

What will feel better is when either San Jose or Detroit hands them their asses in the playoffs. Assuming they even make it out of the east.

Boston could very well crush them.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

boston will ruin this habs squad

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that feels better...

fuck toronto west (van-nucks…)

i’m a bruin fan come the playoffs…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

come post season, its Ovie-Bongo time

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ya...

i’ll actually not be a fan of anyone…

i’ll root for the bruins and caps and sharks

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I do what I do every year the Leafs dont make it
Ovie and Bongos get my vote to start

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Boston’s been playing over their heads all year. They’ll regress back to the norm right in time to stink it up in the playoffs. Mark it.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

i hope so, but if they meet the habs, i want Lucic to VanRy the whole lot

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Where did Lucic come from. I would like a team of 30 guys like that.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

wendels wild oats

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

don't remind me...

we could have had him ya know…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think so. Kessel has emerged, Boston picked up Wheeler, Krejci is ready to go. Boston was #1 in the east the last year before the lockout.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Wheeler and Krejci are rediculous this year

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re on pace for a 128 point season. No way they maintain that level of play. Not a chance.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i just like watching them...

they trap, but yet somehow make it entertaining

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

No doubt, I just think they’ll return to earth at the wrong time of the season. They’re still a young club, so it will be fascinating to see how they react in the post-season.

They could step it up, I’m just doubtful.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank god for this on-line therapy.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d be shy one very expensive tv and alot of skin on my hand if i didnt have it

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Every winning team in this matchup has scored six.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

its not over yet

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you reff, its 6-1

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

penalty...?

again

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

like seriously, they are getting murdered out there, you can stop with the chintzy calls for a few minuites

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i would be a horrible coach...

cuz right now i’d be double shifting anyone with half the ability to fight…

and telling them to run the goalie

and run them into the end boards

and piss on them

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

could I be your assistant coach? I could slip them brass knuckles

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

There have been two fights in this game, the refs will use crappy penalties to keep it away from even-strength the rest of the night. And they’ll start giving out misconducts to anyone who’s ever fought.

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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 8, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

please oh please...

when the leafs regain their former glory…please don’t let us be as smug as these fuck tard habs fans with their smug little karaoke bull shit

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

No way lets me 10 times as smug.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

there is no end to the times i will drag any glory the leafs attain in the faces of my rival fans. Fuck them and their 40 year ole ole bullshit

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think we’re safe, it’s unlikely that suits will sing.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

If the Leafs ever make the cup finals and there is a game 7 at the ACC i am finding the first suit i can and skinning him for his ticket

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

LukeSchennshirtlessLukeSchennshirtlessLukeSchennshirtless….

All better.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

I bet his splooge tastes like ……..

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

IT TASTES LIKE VICTORY

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

it probably cures cancer

Hey Blake!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my god I laughed so hard at both of those.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Blake wouldn’t even have to kneel down.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

radioactive steel...

that’s my guess…

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

this is getting werid

thats 3 theories on LS splooge in like 30 secs, I think some of this has been premeditiated. Anyone want ot confess something?

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I already said, “it’s called finishing on her chest and it’s polite.”

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

What about finishing on her hair?

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Off with the junk.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

good luck if it's chemmy..

his sounds indestructible

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

just use your teeth, they can cut it!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ow

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

With the right method their is a snap, like tearing a paper towel.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Splurt.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe Joe just said that Halak just took one on the chest

by Polecon on Jan 8, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

grabbo needs to score one goal...

and fist pump a hole into the space time continuum

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

then wave at the crowd

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I would....

drop my pants and take a dump at center ice if I were him

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

while waving

and fist pumping

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock

by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

of course, that goes without saying. Followed by a drive by peeing at the Montreal bench

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING HOLDING!

FUCK YOU YOU ZEBRAS

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

OH YEAH

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

ahhh...

komisarek and hagman hugz!

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:16 PM EST reply actions  

there's an original chant..

leafs suck

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

corection

its “leaf suck”

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I love deveaux’s reaction “Oh shit, im supposed to do something”

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

ha...

see that…komisarek realizes it’s deveaux and immediately turns his attention to hagman

"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:17 PM EST reply actions  

fuck off refs, let em go

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Grabby wants to go.

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Gah

I get home to see a 6-1 drubbing at the hands of the habs, along with a freshly filled, stinkiest litterbox in the world. I dunno what is worse.

by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

grabbo

and tits

let that happen

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

I really don’t like Grabovski reacting like this in this game.

Montreal is entirely under his skin.

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

and he’s under theres
the game is lost, it don’t matter

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

they should have let him and Sugar Tits go and get it over with

by Polecon on Jan 8, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabbo!!

you crazy belerussian bastard
I love you

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

OMG

I ♥ GRABBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions  

Shit

I think Grabbo pushed the ref… might be bad

by Polecon on Jan 8, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

WTF Was hagman doing

Pointing his stick like an old woman with a cane

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

Pushin the ref

is gonna get him in trouble

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions  

HAH

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by JohnnyG on Jan 8, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

GOAL

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

So exciting!!!!

Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHA

Yay bedroom eyes

FISTPUMP!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

COMEBACK KIDS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

this chant again?
yawn

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

NA NA NAAA NA

WE WERE TERRIBLE FROM 93 TO 2004

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by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

2007 if you really want to push it

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

They’ve got 1:40 to score four more.

And I love (FREAKIN’ LOVE) that Millen points out it was tipped on the way to the net. No puck has ever gone in cleanly when Millen is within 50Km of the rink.

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by mf37 on Jan 8, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

wow

were on a streak…. Travares here we come

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions  

our only real competition is the senachumps

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

ONE MORE TIME.....

1. Victor Hedman, LD 12/18/1990 L 6.06 220 Modo SweE
2. John Tavares, C 9/20/1990 L 6.00 200 Oshawa OHL
3. Matt Duchene, C 1/16/1991 L 5.11 196 Brampton OHL
4. Jared Cowen, LD 1/25/1991 L 6.04.7 218 Spokane WHL
5. Magnus Svensson-Paajarvi, LW 4/12/1991 L 6.01 198 Timra SweE
6. Jordan Schroeder, RW 9/29/1990 R 5.08.2 175 Minnesota WCHA

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:23 PM EST reply actions  

/sigh
its so pretty

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Like a Christmas tree with lots of presents.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

7. Breyden Schenn

not to mention that Ciffy and burkie will trade us up

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

just one?

Can I have two plz, plz!

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Burkie could make that happen.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

if anyone can, Burke and Cliff can
I have faith in Burkes forcefullness and Cliffs craftiness

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I have faith in Cliff, I still feel Burke has something to prove to me

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

don't bet on it

Ottawa can’t ever do anything right, hell they choke while choking

by Kriv on Jan 8, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Its like they are trying to spite us.

by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions  

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