Montreal 6 Toronto 2: Tavares, Hedman or Paajarvi oh my!
by Chemmy on Jan 8, 2009 10:26 PM EST
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Not Habs/Leafs related, but holy crap Craig Hartsburg just threw Alfredsson and Spezza under the bus in a huge way.
Sounds like he already knows he’s fired.
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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 8, 2009 10:27 PM EST reply actions
alfredson...!?!
finally. he’s been untouchable for so long.
spezza’s been getting tossed under the bus since they yoyo’d him between the ahl and the nhl in his rookie season
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Please god let them hire Quinn and win enough games to pass us in the standings.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
The Sens hit the 32 points mark last year on November 19. Has any team fallen off so badly, so quickly?
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Yeah, forgot about those Flyers. They went down quicker than that girl with bad teeth in Chemmy’s high school.
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what did...
NJD do when they went from cup to out of the playoffs…?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t think NJD had that precipitous of a drop…too lazy to look it up.
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Geez could have warned us the thread was closing.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions
What did we learn tonight?
Schenn is still awesome
May is good at punching Habs in the face.
Grabbo is freaking insane.
oh and the Leafs still suck
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:28 PM EST reply actions
Seems about right. Wait, did PPP go to this game?
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grabbo
may be my new favorite…seriously
i love the psychotic peace sign on the way out
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
That was brilliant
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
I like my hockey players like I like my ex girlfriends, bat shit crazy
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Bwahahaha.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
you can keep em
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
Schenn average (but still good b/c he’s in diapers)
May made Chemmy change his mind
Grabbo can’t play versus Mtl- totally in his head. Needs to fight Sugar Tits to get it out of his system
Cujo+Toskala=nuthin useful
Grabbo had a great game, and didnt go over board till the game was totally out of reach, he was in the Habs head all night. he did the same thing last game,but he had help on the offensive side, i have no issues with him tonight
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I’d rather see him on the ice though. I thought he spent too much time headhunting, too little going to the net.
nah...
i think he wanted to show burke he could play hard.
seriously, i think burke is probably thinking he’s the scariest guy on our team..
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
You can only move up five places in the draft lottery
So the Leafs are on the cusp of entering Tavares territory…
20 Colorado Avalanche 41pts
21 Columbus Blue Jackets 40pts
22 Dallas Stars 39pts
23 Los Angeles Kings 38pts
24 Toronto Maple Leafs 38pts
CHANCE TO WIN #1 PICK
25 Nashville Predators 37 pts
26 St Louis Blues 33pts
27 Atlanta Thrashers 33pts
28 Ottawa Senators 32pts
29 Tampa Bay Lightning 32pts
30 New York Islanders 28pts
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But the odds are better the lower you finish.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:30 PM EST up reply actions
Yup. Dead last has about a 40% chance and it drops quickly from there…
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68? I call shenaningans.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions
68 wgat>
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
You were 238.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions
DOMINATION!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
wow...
i wasn’t even trying…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
twss
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
bcww
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
me either, i forgot we kept track, its been a while
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
seriously...
i thought the same thing in the first period…
ho-hum. they never give us spam stats anymore…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Alright im out
Night all, I have bottles to wash and formula to make
I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it. - Dogbert
Hey did anyone watch the Canucks Oilers last night?
I tuned in thinking Sundin would be at least charged up. But I turned it off after two shifts he was soooo lame.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions
gotta go to target...
spending money cheers me up.
and i need to find something to get the image of chemmys junk being used and abused out of my head
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:32 PM EST reply actions
He at least still has junk. Apparently. I wouldn’t know.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
i don't want to know...
looks like it’s been thru apocalypse now probably
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
Good night all.
Dreams of Tavares dancing in our heads.
by The Meatriarchy on Jan 8, 2009 10:33 PM EST reply actions
tavardons
all the way around
mine’s lasted for over 48 hours now.
should i seek medical attention?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
I still think the Leafs should have put in Tokarski.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:34 PM EST reply actions
Convinced
The Leafs should definitely make a move fo Tokarski.
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 10:36 PM EST up reply actions
I think we should write letters. Nice polite letters.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
140 total penalty minutes
for both teams. Not quite enough, but it’s a step in the right direction.
by general borschevsky on Jan 8, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions
I am out, I’ve got a hangover to brew
Peas out
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 8, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions
No
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
nope
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions
I'm back
for a bit. Important phone call to take, so I missed the last half of that debacle.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Wow, you missed so much. We learned things about Chemmy’s anatomy.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
I’ve had that happen three times to me.
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wait what?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
The barfing on… nevermind.
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Your manmeat!?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Chemmy is quite drunk.
I wonder if he is a lightweight.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:54 PM EST up reply actions
Definitely not a lightweight.
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I am even more riotous when drunk. I recall once trying to have a philosophical discusson. I screamed “FUCK MACHIAVELLI. HE WAS SUCH AN ASSHOLE.”
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:06 PM EST up reply actions
I get tarty. It can be bad. I’ve spent more nights drunk and without my bra than I can count.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
samesies.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
My vocabulary also becomes far more vulgar, to the point that I earned the nickname ‘Trucker’ due to the amount of swearing I did while drunk.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I get wildly sociable, and preface every conversation, “I am sorry but I am a wee bit drunk….”
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
I become a makeout slut. Well moreso.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
I do one of two things when drunk
1. everybody’s best friend
2. drink all hard liquor at hand as fast as possible, vomit in someone’s purse
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If you vomited in my purse. You would die.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
But I’d do it after drinking liters of hard alcohol. You’d be impressed I bet.
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I’d be impressed by the alcohol consumption, not the puking. My purse is off limits for puke.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
well, don’t hang out with me when I decide to go on a bender I guess
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I perform feats of strength or display how I am not feeling any pain. One time I apparently kneed myself in the head multiple times. I don’t even know how I did that.
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Ouch. That sounds terribly painful. Booze makes us all more flexible, I think, so that might have helped.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I felt nothing, during or after so I guess it was ok!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
I got drunk the other night and was googling stuff on my phone. I wake up the next day in the search bar: jennifer love hewitt, boob job.
My friends and I argued for 20 minutes about whether or not her boobs are real. I say yes.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
I apparently just talk very loudly when sauced. I don’t hear it, but man everybody else sure does.
When I’m with women that have been drinking, sadly bras don’t go flying, instead I get the straight man kiss of death. They tell me I remind them of their brother or they try to set me up with their best friend.
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Loud talking, eh? That’s pretty tame, compared to me and wrap.
Sorry about the straight man kiss of death. You really need to start drinking with a more, um, “classy” type of lady…
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I’d try to drink with “classier” ladie and I’d even be willing to invest in some ping-pong balls, a lingerie bag for all those stray bras (and an airline sick bag for Chemmy) but I don’t think Mrs. MF37 would dig it too much. She does find it tremendously funny how often women feed me the little brother line.
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Next time I’m in TO I’m taking you out drinking.
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Since I don’t carry a purse, I’ll gladly hit a bar or two with you next time you’re in T.O.
I watched a bruins game earlier this year with PPP, we should make an effort to do that again…
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I might vomit down your shirt or something.
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Wow. That would make a mess of my Mr.T necklaces.
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That is cruel.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Good point
She might not approve. But I’m all kinds of class, and I don’t get too friendly with people who aren’t into it…
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
We’ll have to find a ost-class Leaf game some time this semester…
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d’oh “ost-class” should be “post-class”
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I used to work for a woman that insisted on pronouncing that “de-bahk” – for some reason it made me very self consicous of how I pronounced things when I was around her.
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Well I say things like ridic and totes.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh, I’m fine with acronyms and abbreviations. I used to have a number of young women reporting to me and I heard a whole new language: “perf”, “come with”, “tots” “ridic” “See You Next Tuesday” etc.
It’s when superiors over pronounce things that I get a little unsure…
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sounds like one of those pronos where
some is like in an english class then the teacher tells them how stupdi they are and to make up for it they have it eat her muff
“de-bahk”? Ew. Unless she was being all smartass, like wrap with totes or ridic, that is not acceptable.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
No, this was a rather uptight senior vp. She was all uptight about proper protocol too…
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She was retarded, then. I hate people who think that they know how to pronounce stuff when they clearly don’t. Gah. Pet peeve of mine.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Or as she’d likely say it, “retahdeed”
One of my best pals is a total autodidact. The number of books he’s read is mind-bending, but as a result he has the funniest pronounciations. So much of his vocabulary has come from books that he’s never heard the word spoken and is just guessing at the appropriate pronunciation. We try not to laugh about it, but sometimes it’s like he’s speaking Esperonto instead of English.
Bitter Leaf Fan: a life-long Toronto Maple Leafs fan comments on the team, the media and the exasperation...
Yeah, a friend of mine is like that. He’s well read but has never heard a lot of the words. It’s weird.
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I worry that, between spending hours of my day with a three and a five year old, and the rest of my day alone hunched over a laptop writing for clients that my vocabulary is diminishing.
Of course, hanging out here I learn all sorts of new words. Especially those involving vascular trauma to the glans.
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As well read as I used to be I spend most of my time thinking up dick and fart jokes about hockey players.
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Aren’t we all? As bloggers?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:10 PM EST up reply actions
ok...
ttfn
gotta go spend the hamilton’s, kick the economy in the crotch and give it a what’s for!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 10:39 PM EST reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_btRCElzV4
Hey dude
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0x6wI
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions
Awesome!
Grabbo racked up some big PIMs, what did he do to get the game misconduct?
Also props to White, Blake, May, Mayers, Stajan and Kabs. Deveaux what the hell are you getting paid for you big pussy.
Grabs gets PIMs for being full of awesome with a side of radsauce.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:15 PM EST up reply actions
I liked his exit. I don’t care that it was kind of smartassy, he earned points with me for that.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Double fist pump middle digit salute to the crowd?
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 8, 2009 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
Beat the crap out of a guy.
Then he let the linesman get back up, and was ejected.
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by Down Goes Brown on Jan 8, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
hello...?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 11:34 PM EST reply actions
Yes?
you back already? we’re up there, discussing booze and our behaviour on it.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
i'm back...
no tropic thunder director’s cut…le sigh
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 11:36 PM EST up reply actions
amazon.com
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 8, 2009 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, did I miss anything?
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Just kidding
I saw that and was swearing loudly in a half-empty bar. Good for him.
Tonight I realized how much I hate the Habs. They really are the French version of the senators. I can’t even write all of my rage. Be ready for it tomorrow.
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We learned things. About Chemmy.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 8, 2009 11:48 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah
stuff I maybe didn’t need to know.
How are you, PPP? We missed you….
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Ummm...
I am starting to get worried about my health but I had a nice little night out with some buddies figuring out to plan our trip to Vancouver to see the gold medal game in 2010.
Oh, and we watched this shit show of a game.
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Why are you worried about your health? What’s wrong?
Wasn’t it great? I was glad I missed almost half of it while I was on the phone.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Stomach problems…
I wish there was fast forward on life during those kinds of games.
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Sorry to hear that. I’d make it better if I could.
Yeah, that was not fun whatsoever.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Thanks
But I am not entirely sure if it’s an extension of my bad flu over the holidays or an entirely new problem.
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Boo
Either way, that’s not good.
To make you feel better, read the part where wrap and I discuss our drunken tendencies.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Oh, I saw that. Funtime makeouts? I approve.
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ya...
sigh…to be young and free…and some how geographically within closer proximity to the two of you…:P
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:07 AM EST up reply actions
Hmmmm
I live near Mabel!
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i live...
in the same time zone as wrap…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:09 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
It’s always scary…
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Hit me up on GChat tomorrow we need to talk about my penis something Wrap mentioned to me.
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if it's about his junk...
it’s the antithesis of sexy
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:02 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
it is pretty gross. I nearly puked while reading the third period thread.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Are you saying that I should stop my track record of reading every comment on this site?
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Dare I say to keep it under wraps until I say?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:06 AM EST up reply actions
Deal
Chemmy will fill me in by double secret cipher e-mail.
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Hartsburg
What did he say about alfie and spezza that means he is probably gettin’ fired?
Poor guy, Senators are a coach graveyard, sorta like what Vancouver used to be like for goaltenders.
He said about how you try to trust your best players but they cost them the game tonight (Spezza and Alfie had a couple of brutal giveaways that led to goals).
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Seems perfectly reasonable to me… But if that’s the case he’s probably as good as gone.
Hope Quinn has the intuition to avoid that trainwreck!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 9, 2009 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
i dunno
i like the idea of him coming aboard and making them better than the leafs. less tavares competition
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
Plus it’s always fun to tell them that they needed a Leaf to sort things out.
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What exactly on Hartsburg’s resume made them hire him in the first place is beyond me.
Tank all you want, gang: The Islanders will still out-stoop you even with half-way competent goaltending!*
but Isles will still lose the lottery-ball-bounce thingy
*drunk and losing
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(whoops, that didn’t come out right. Drunk and forgetting what asterisks do on this platform. And still losing.)
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I heard that Bettman will receive a $10M deposit to a Swiss bank account on the eve of the draft.
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if it's for the Leafs...
i’ve got a five spot to sweeten the deal…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
I hear it’s CDN$, too.
Careful, though: They’re watching.
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Ha
The only Leaf that Eyebeleaf have ever hated in his entire life made 43 saves tonight and won his eighth game.
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was that her name...?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:05 AM EST up reply actions
Oh God
I think I have an idea of what it was.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
It was awful
between that and the spit or swallow debate, it was a lot of talk about junk.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
we have determined that...
all spooge tastes nasty, except Shenn’s, which tastes like victory
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Yeah
I would have imagined that…
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You boys said it tasted like victory.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
i said...
radioactive metal truth be told.
chemmy was certain it was victory.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
Rawr, you get em boys!
http://www.nhl.com/scores/htmlreports/20082009/GS020601.HTM
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:09 AM EST reply actions
hahaha...
i like the french terms for “goals-shots against”
butts-lancers
giggle
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
It is a travesty
That grabbo was not named one of the 3 stars.. 32 pim for the lil squirt!
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 9, 2009 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
If you told me
That Brisebois would be first star of the game tonight, I woulda assumed the Leafs won about 7-0 and the Habs were mocking him for his -4.
Where was the rest of the Barilkosphere
when I needed backup against all those French bastards giving me shit tonight?
Oh, and sorry no one got kneecapped or murderededed. Turns out the lead pipe I brought didn’t reach the ice from the 2nd last row. But man, Wendel’s moustache sure looked good from there.
Fuck Them
Take names and next time we’re in Montreal we’ll cap the bastards.
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Nuke montreal from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 9, 2009 12:14 AM EST up reply actions
Give me about a couple hours head start if ya don’t mind, so I can at least get a couple of beers in me first.
grab some bagels on your way out for me
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 9, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
Definitely
Or something Italian. Yuck.
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Also,
I am marrying Luke Schenn for his sheer enthusiasm and willingness to want to take down the entire Habs bench.
Kisses for that one.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:14 AM EST reply actions
That was pretty awesome. Grabbo losing it was just as good.
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weee!!!
a 4.5 earthquake…fun!
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:15 AM EST reply actions
about an hour ago...
i didn’t feel it, but i’m pretty far north.
my cousin said he’s still kinda rolling.
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions
I heard a boom a little while ago, wonder if it’s related.. 4.5 is pretty minor though, some plates might rattle and that’s about it
by LeafFanInVan on Jan 9, 2009 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
ya...
it’s almost like a minor bump in the road kind of thing. unless you’re in a two story or higher…then things roll
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Alright
Me and my rumbly tumbly are off to bed.
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nightnight
anyone left…?
or am i switching over to the x-box?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:17 AM EST up reply actions
I am around.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
coolio
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
hey...
you like the clash right?
i just got their “If Music Could Talk, Vols 1 and 2” comps…way awesome
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:20 AM EST up reply actions
Orly?
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:22 AM EST up reply actions
rly...
lots of remixes and live stuff.
to different mixes of rock the casbah…both 6+ minutes long
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
to=two=2
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
Very interesting.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:23 AM EST up reply actions
40 songs...
all incredibly rare clash tunes.
they’ve got a cover of the old country tuen “king of the road”
“trailer for sale or rent….”
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
I love that song. I always have.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:31 AM EST up reply actions
hmmmm....
it’s gonna take me a while to get the files uploaded to a shareable location…
gimme a few days k?
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:42 AM EST up reply actions
Mediafire. cough cough.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
i've tried it...
but it doesn’t like my computer or something…
freezes up when it confirms the uploads
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:44 AM EST up reply actions
Weirdddddd.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
(catching up on NHL Network)
What got into Grabovski tonight? Was there some Shanahan/Janney scenario in the Habs locker room? ’Cause it sure looked like it was over a woman.
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ya...
there is some deep seeded animosity betwween him and the ENTIRE team…not just the boob twins…
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:18 AM EST up reply actions
Knew I shoulda watched this game instead. Saw the first period (and the two-hour pregame ceremony), but…
Lighthouse Hockey: an SB Nation New York Islanders blog with hip issues.
pre-game...
brutal…
i’ll admit them recognizing the rivalry was kinda cool, but let’s play some hockey
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
Things I never thought I'd see tonight
1. Wendel Clark and the rest of the Leafs greats
2. A Gilmour #93 sweater…….on a Habs jersey
3. Dudes smoking weed in the Bell Centre, 3 rows in front of me.
4. Someone (Bouillon) try to fight Hagman, resulting in drunken french assholes chanting pussy to Hags
5. Grabbo go apeshit.
6. Mayers win a fight.
I have to ask
as a HOCKEY fan….do you know of any other barn that the fans are as classless? Man I hate that singing shit. Fuck you Habs “fans”!!!!
Rebuilding, not tanking
It was not.
We beat the bolts 3-2 and did not look like complete ass. Also, I did not have to hear about Chemmy’s Wang.
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that's a win win
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
That’s exciting, on all counts.
I nearly barfed reading all that. Yuck.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Yes.
It really is. Though I could go for cookies but have none, nor the energy to make my own at the moment. That makes me sad.
How is your evening going other than having lost to the Frenchies?
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Mmmmmm, I want cookies now too. But I have none, and have no ingredients to make ’em.
Other than losing to stupid, classless Montreal? My evening has been pretty good. I waited for the fedex from you, but it didn’t show, so I made my own dinner. Then I had a nice long phone conversation, and now I’m thinking about having a bath before bed.
You?
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I'm checking shipping rates to Canada.
The chicken may not make it, but there could be cookies in your future.
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Oh baby!
Cookies for me? That I didn’t make? How entirely delightful! I always knew you were a top notch chap.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Indeed!
I am. I’ll even let you pick the kind of baked good. Though you may end up with choco chips anyways.
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You don't have to tell me
I like me a well-made chocolate chip cookie, so that would work for me. :)
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Deal.
are you a crispy cookie person or a soft cookie person?
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Anyone else wants cookies?
20$ a dozen! And none of that Canadian Money! Real US Dollars. ;)
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I'm easy
Heh. I had to do that.
But seriously, I’m not that picky. You said that you make a kick ass chocolate chip cookie, so I leave it to you, if you make a better crispy version, then that’s what I should have. I want your best.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Not either
Some people just prefer one or the other. Soft are great for snacking, crispy are better for dunking in milk.
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Impressive
I make some really good ones, but they are soft. I don’t make crisp ones – my recipe just doesn’t work for crispy.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
I just...
Bake ‘em for a minute or so longer until it’s all golden instead of just the edges. But in all likelyhood if shipped they’ll end up crisy anyways. :P
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See
I tried that, but it just doesn’t work with mine. Oh well, I get raves for the soft ones, so I can live with that. :)
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Hmm...
What recipie are you using? I just do the Toll house one. It about as close to a perfect recipe as i’ve found.
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Neimen Marcus. That one is my go to.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 12:59 AM EST up reply actions
You have never heard that urban legend? About the woman paying 200 bucks for that recipe?
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/store/service/nm_cookie_recipe.jhtml
Here you go.
Ain't nothing but puck drops and poke checks, babydoll.
by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
I just found it.
That’s an interesting recipe. Lots of brown sugar and very little white. THe espresso powder is a nice touch.
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And I always double the chocolate chips. That makes them big kid cookies. None of this little cookie sissy nonsense.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 1:06 AM EST up reply actions
I always make bigger cookies.
I use a decent sized scoop to make them. They aren’t huge, but they’re no crap chips ahoy either.
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i love chewey chips ahoy
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
The Left Coast Lock
by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 1:09 AM EST up reply actions
I do sometimes.
But they’re small. YOu have to eat a bunch of them. Bigger cookies you can eat 4 or 5 of and you’re awesome. Ahoys you have to eat half the bag.
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Next year at Xmas time
Cookie exchange.
Or heck. Schedule it before then. It don’t need to be Xmas for cookies.
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I did indeed. And on purpose. I just had to, you know? Empty net goals are still goals.
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
They are indeed.
But isn’t that kind of an own goal?
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Are you trying to call me Brian McCabe?
Hmpf! I will not concede that point. It still counts!
And now, my bath is ready, and seeing as it is 1am, I’m going to soak for a bit before bed.
Glad your team played well tonight. See you later!
I'm not jaded, I'm just realistic.
Later!
We’ll work out baked good logistics later!
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Let's see...
Hockey, fights, alcohol, recipes and Chemmy’s wang…..
Dangit, I missed a good Game Thread!
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:10 AM EST reply actions
it was full of piss and vinear as well...
of course, all the vitriol was aimed at the leafs goalie for the most part
"You do dat, you go to da box, you know, uh, two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know, and then you get free."
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by blurr1974 on Jan 9, 2009 1:13 AM EST up reply actions
yes...
5 goals on 21 shots……
Is Toskala comitted to being with the Leafs through this bottom out, or what?
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
I kept demanding the Leafs put Tokarski in. Since some of the Team Canada players were at the game.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Were they?
Who else? Esposito? Ellis? I would like them to draft Ellis with their 2nd 1st round draft pick this year…
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:17 AM EST up reply actions
Uhm Dido. I can’t spell his last name.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 1:20 AM EST up reply actions
with that nickname
I’m gonna sing “Thank You” every time I see him…
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
Yes that one.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 9, 2009 1:27 AM EST up reply actions
Glad you approved
Of my use of Man up Moose! :^D
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We're just thankful
that there was no photgraphic evidence.
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haha...
I have photographic evidence of your reply fail now though…..
Oh, I’m gonna see your team play next Thursday!
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:16 AM EST up reply actions
Yay!
Hopefully we’re able to beat down your town’s ‘Nucks. I’ll make sure I have appropriate photoshops ready for the occasion. :D
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Yay... Not.
Another G and M article about my teams’ money issues. And more “Hey I bet Winnipeg would take them back” I hate the Globe and Mail.
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awww
sorry… but Winnipeg did kinda get ripped off there.
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:25 AM EST up reply actions
They did.
But it doesn’t mean the G and M need to be jerks about it. THey do the same story, just a little bit different every week.
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yay!
I will show up to see what you have in store!
But really… there were cheaper tickets available for the Yotes than for Tampa. I find that strange, given that the Yotes are doing pretty good this year. Must be Lecavalier.
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:24 AM EST up reply actions
I'm not sure.
Maybe no one is noticing that we’re doing alright this year? Hopefully? I dunno.
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I dunno
Vancouverites tend to be snobs. They probably forgot the coyotes existed a few years ago and are confused.
But then again, you’d think they’d show up to watch Gretzky coach.
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:31 AM EST up reply actions
well I'm off...
to play some Wii. Or go to bed. G’nite…
by Karina on Jan 9, 2009 1:32 AM EST reply actions
Someone worse off than Leafs fans..
.. for at least 15 minutes anyway:
http://i.gizmodo.com/5125679/guy-gets-trapped-on-ski-lift-hangs-bare+ass-naked-for-15-minutes
Wow, that would be one suck-ass ski trip. Warning – pic of bare ass.
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