Three Hours to Opening Night

I'M SO EXCITED!!!

I CAN’T control the VOLUME OF my VOICE!!!

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Oct 1, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions

VIDEO CHANGED

BATTLE SPEED

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by Chemmy on Oct 1, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions

ATTACK SPEED

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RAMMING SPEED

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by Chemmy on Oct 1, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

STARRING BRIAN GIONTA AS SPEED

(line stolen from Mr. Show)

by Ando Rich on Oct 1, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions

Great choice on the vid!

by rpop on Oct 1, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions

thx

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by Chemmy on Oct 1, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions

CRAWWWWWWWWWWW! go leafs!

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 1, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions

SCRRRAWWWW?

BYAAAAAAAAAH!!

by Ando Rich on Oct 1, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Will Montreal change their primary uniform color from red to pink now that they only have one Tit?

You magnificent bastard.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 1, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

brilliant.

by daoust on Oct 1, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions

I’m reccing this only to give props to Chemmy.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Oct 1, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions

I guess I gotta get in line on this one. Brilliantly nasty!!

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Oct 1, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Words do not describe how fantastic this statement is.

by Blue and White Expat on Oct 1, 2009 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Yes.

YES.

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

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by stucky on Oct 1, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions

WOOOO

GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions

HAHAHAH!
@ 2:00 the guy cant handle ramming speed and falls over

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 1, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions

Ben Hur rules. I originally had Refused – New Noise up there which is the ultimate “get ready to smash through a bank vault” song, but my buddy Jonah’s new band is called “Ramming Speed” and my best friend thought it was a reference to a gay porno.

While I agree Ramming Speed would be an AWESOME gay porno the boat scene from Ben Hur rules.

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by Chemmy on Oct 1, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions

To bad the Animal House line isn’t playing together, otherwise you could have used this video:

DEATHMOBILE!!!1

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 1, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Ramming Speed is a gay porno, a fake one from a Mr. Show sketch.

and yes it does take place on a boat.

by Ando Rich on Oct 1, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Will Schenn brush off a just OK exhibition schedule with a crushing check and then fight in the first 10 minutes? Me thinks yes.

by The Muppet on Oct 1, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions

WOOOOWOOOOO

1 hour till beer 1 of 10, 3 hours till I show the rest of the suits how to properly enjoy a live sporting event (ie drunk and loud).

JACKED! toskala better not spoil this for me.

by daoust on Oct 1, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions

Will Hal Gill take multiple holding and tripping penalties?

HELL YEA

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 1, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions

hehe

I can’t wait to see Ian White skate circles around him…..

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions

I’m leaving work in 15 minutes! Come to the Loose Moose if you’re in the area!

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Oct 1, 2009 4:15 PM EDT reply actions

I would be there if I could.

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by Chemmy on Oct 1, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions

You will be there.

In my heart.

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Oct 1, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions

aww

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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 1, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions

I’m sad not to be there, but I’m going to be watching with a few friends around here.

by JP Nikota on Oct 1, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions

hehehe

ok there Phil Collins…

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions

a theme song for this eve?

I got’cha

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions

Tonight's game is going to be LEGEN...(wait for it)

…DARY

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 1, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions

Van Ryn’s Neurologist? You must be rich.

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by Chemmy on Oct 1, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh, I’m quite wealthy.

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 1, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions

Do you have many leather-bound books? Does your apartment smell of rich mahogany?

by JP Nikota on Oct 1, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions

people know him

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions

My apartment smells of the blood of Montreal Canadiens. And my books are bound in truculence.

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 1, 2009 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions

you’re apartment also smells like Van Ryn’s dried blood

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Oct 1, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions

only his dried grey mater.

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 1, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions

woo

Season’s tickets for all!!!!!

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions

CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT

by JP Nikota on Oct 1, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions

Gionta: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
OLAS: Madness? THIS IS TRUCULENCE!

BE CLEVER OR I SEVER!

by Clawson on Oct 1, 2009 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

THIS

IS

TORONTOOOOOOO

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by Chemmy on Oct 1, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Laraque: Our Oles will block out the cheers

Orr: then we will fight in the lame

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions

lame?

or lane?

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions

lame, because the ole thing is lame

it doesnt work if you think about it too much

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions

oh

I see. I have a problem with thinking too much.

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions

the Oles are incredibly lame.

contrary to TSN’s all time list

by Ando Rich on Oct 1, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions

I was watching something recently that talked about the other sports towns who did the Ole thing first and how the Habs fans copied them. True story. Wish I had the exact details right this second while I’m filled with hatred.

by The Muppet on Oct 1, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions

I think they ripped off virtually every football team on the planet.

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by article1 on Oct 1, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions

me too

it just annoys me because it’s like they think they’re European…

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions

To be fair – it sounds equally dumb when the Europeans do it.

by Blue and White Expat on Oct 1, 2009 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions

Depends.

Sometimes it’s quite funny.

It sounds terrible in hockey, though.

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by article1 on Oct 1, 2009 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions

wooo

HNIC tonight!!! I can watch two hockey games at once!!!!!!!

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions

I want hockeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!

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by article1 on Oct 1, 2009 5:11 PM EDT reply actions

LESS THAN TWO HOURS

WOOOOOOOOO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions

SO EXCITED!!!1

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions

/watches the hands of his watch move very slooooooowly

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by article1 on Oct 1, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

No kidding!

At least I know I’ll be out of work on time to catch the whole game. GO LEAFS GO WOOT!!!

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by stucky on Oct 1, 2009 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions

ARRRRRRRRAGHAGH!!!

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions

BYAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO LEAFS GO!
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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions

My thoughts exactly.

by JP Nikota on Oct 1, 2009 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions

CLICK CLICK BOOM!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions

Couldn’t have said it any better myself.

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by stucky on Oct 1, 2009 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions

WOOOOOO

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by Karina on Oct 1, 2009 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions

I have one thing to say before hockey season officially begins:

MESS EM UP, LEAFS! MESS EM GOOD!

by Frag on Oct 1, 2009 5:43 PM EDT reply actions

I’m off to get pizza.

There better be hockey when I come back.

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by article1 on Oct 1, 2009 6:00 PM EDT reply actions

ONE HOUR!!!

TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK-TICK-TOCK

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions

GO LEAFS GO!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions

KEEP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD UP

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions

LOOK THE FUCK OUT!!!

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions

FIX YOUR FACE

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions

DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions

STAY DOWN MOTHER FUCKER!!

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions

you guys go ahead

I’ll just be over here being awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions

GET UP!! GET UP!!

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions

OH, P-S

Look how nice my smile is.

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions

and dont forget

I look just as good after the fact

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions

OOOOOF

This looks painful

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions

see this guy right here?

he’s with us, don’t fuck with him

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions

YOU FUCK WITH HAGMAN YOU GET FUCKED WITH

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions

some people never learn

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions

WHEN I WEAR THIS HAT, PEOPLE DIE

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Normally on St Valentine’s day.

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by article1 on Oct 1, 2009 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT ME

BUT I’M A MOTHERFUCKING P-I-M-P

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions

that picture is too amazing for words

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 1, 2009 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions

IF YOU SEE THIS FACE

IT’S ALREADY TOO LATE

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by Archimedies on Oct 1, 2009 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Dillinger Escape Plan has a song with the exact same name

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Oct 1, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions