Jay Rosehill: Car Jacker
A funny story from 2007 about Jay Rosehill stealing a car when he was in the AHL.
Did I mention he stole it from a strip club?
And did I mention that he then drove it to a DIFFERENT strip club?
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Furst = Bad
Awesome = Good
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still ≠ steal
Hitting the bottle a bit early today Clawson?
-Graham-
by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 13, 2009 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
The fact that he stole it from a strip club and his only thought process was to drive it to a different strip club is what makes this story so genius.
Where’s the last place a stripper would look for her car? A different strip club, of course.
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Guess what? I don't read your blog. Ever.
PS
I put the address for both places into a google maps search.
He drove the car 0.2miles, or roughly a 3 minute walk.
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Guess what? I don't read your blog. Ever.
CRIMINAL MASTERMIND
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by blurr1974 on Oct 13, 2009 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I think that aside from everything else which is awesome that this makes it a fucking brilliant story.
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Agreed
It’s the funniest part of the story to me.
The person looking for their car could probably SEE IT in the other parking lot.
I also love that he chose to flee on foot.
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Guess what? I don't read your blog. Ever.
Rosehill needs a Nickname now
‘Gone in 60 seconds’
‘Jacked Off’
‘Pole to Pole’
‘Strip Teased’
This is so much better than beating up a Cabbie for 20 cents
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 13, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions
Agreed
Pole to Pole is the winner in my books.
The Handsome Man's Guide To Life- Tuxedos, Truculence and Twitter
Guess what? I don't read your blog. Ever.
Jay Rosehill is a mad pimp. He needs wheels for his ladies!
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 13, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions
holy crap, Rosehill
who the hell thinks that? And drives it only that far? It’s so stupid…it’s brilliant! I wanna buy him a beer, just for this
Un ananas (truculent) qui parle? Impossible!
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Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Oct 14, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
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