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Leafs @ Nucks: Three the Hard Way

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Hot Stove coming through..

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

We’re going to fuck those mothernuckers like 3 the hard way!

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

no cute kittens this time? oh… :(

http://canuckpuckbunny.blogspot.com
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank god.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

if god is agains kittens i wanna go to hell…
oh wait, i already am there. silly me

Как хотел я

by sleza on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Toronto Neighbourhoods for Renting

Yonge/Eglinton
Annex
Yorkville
Downtown East
Niagara

Young 20’s married couple, travel consultant & paramedic.

Any suggestions?

by L510 on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yorkville, annex, y/e.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Y/E so you can chill with Archi

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MID-TOWN

UP IN THIS MOTHER

MID-TOWN

UP IN THIS BITCH

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lol yea sounds like we’d have heaps of fun

by L510 on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lived in the Annex for four years and loved it. Everything in the universe is a five minute walk away. Often packed with students though.

Live in “downtown east” now and love it. Every convenience known to man without the traffic that lives a little more central.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohh to add…

Native New Yorker and Sydneyside looking to make our real first home in Toronto. Shopping for her, looking for a decent nightlife not to far from home but a decently quiet place especially after long days for me dealing with patients.

by L510 on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Leafs Go!!!1

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO!

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kyle Wellwood is so fat...

he leaves footprints in concrete.

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Kyle Wellwood is so fat...

that the city of Vancouver were considering to put him in the Vancouver Zoo, along with the hippoes.

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by Kavel Pubina on Oct 24, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kyle Wellwood is so fat..

there are no more ‘All you can Eat’ seafood restaurants in Vancouver

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kyle Wellwood is so fat...

that he is the reason why the universe is constantly expanding

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it’s actually accelerating!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kyle Wellwood is so fat..

he goes to a restaurant, looks at menu, and says ok

by kilowatt44 on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s only 2-1. We are right there in this thing.

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Watching the second period, Stalberg was going towards a puck, got a stick in the legs, kept skating…I looked at my friend and said “see Raymond and others would have gone down. We need to start cheating.”

So yeah…playing fair is much more respectable but we’re still losing.

BE CLEVER OR I SEVER!

by Clawson on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is still a game. We’ve watched fourty minutes of hockey and it’s still a game.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It’s so beautiful

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO!

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

40 minutes – 10 minutes of BS penalties

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not all BS.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the double minor should have been a single minor, but it was definitely a high stick.

Meanwhile we should probably stop hitting people in the face with our sticks.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fair enough.. puck over the glass is hard to ignore

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy fuck that’s a hit!

http://canuckpuckbunny.blogspot.com
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

P.S. How was Mike Richards game misconduct a game misconduct?

BE CLEVER OR I SEVER!

by Clawson on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

whoa

wonder when booth’s funeral is

by jlahey on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus

They just showed the replay of the Richards hit on Booth.

Fucking violent.

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BAN FROM HOCKEY

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marleau

just fucked my fantasy team… no more Kovalchuk

Space Weed Says Now Endorsed by Tyler Bozak
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i’m quite literally crying at the moment

Как хотел я

by sleza on Oct 24, 2009 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now you know how i feel Sleza…

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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

High?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly i’m as sober as you can be

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by sleza on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, incredibly sad… Marleau just went knee-on-knee with Kovalchuk

Space Weed Says Now Endorsed by Tyler Bozak
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i hope someone kills that little bitch

Как хотел я

by sleza on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

Marleau just fucked me over in all my leagues… I have Kovalchuk in all 3 of em

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch :/

Как хотел я

by sleza on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why...

did i Bench Nicklas Bergfors… 2 points already

Space Weed Says Now Endorsed by Tyler Bozak
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch, that’s a dirty hit by Richards.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it was a clean dirty hit.

BE CLEVER OR I SEVER!

by Clawson on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda similar to Mark Bell on Alfie but I think this one was worse.

by general borschevsky on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks to you I just watched that video and now I’m going to walk around the bars with an erection all night.

BE CLEVER OR I SEVER!

by Clawson on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Interference.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it wasn’t an elbow or anything. it was just late.

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO

GO LEAFS GO!!!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

chirpers have been quieted. Wooooo hagman!!! NHL calibre gaoltending!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

This Satellite Hotstove sucks. Marc Savard never took Boston to the Cup Finals singlehandedly he sucks, not worth $5M a year.

:rolleyes:

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boyfriends, do not make your girlfirends watch hockey. They will resent you for it. Turn off the TV put on some music and ask her what she’s thinking about.

She’s probably already putting up with you by watching hockey. Hot Stove is a date-killer.

by general borschevsky on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m engaged.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My girlfriend enjoys hockey.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought

that’s only legal in Massachusetts

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shit, I goofed that up. Do not make your girlfriends watch THE HOTSTOVE is what I meant.

If she watches hockey with you, that’s very good and that’s enough.

by general borschevsky on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatever she makes me watch Tim Gunn and What Not To Wear. Basically the same thing but for fashion.

by Leaf in Habland on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The wife an Australian loves it

by L510 on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She only wants to watch if we’re playing the Habs. And even then I think it is just to taunt me. Hopefully next Saturday will be sweet revenge.

by Leaf in Habland on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

blah..

this Russian beer is getting me drunk…

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

amen

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am fucked. Keep having to triple-check my spelling.

Almost time to go back to the game.

BE CLEVER OR I SEVER!

by Clawson on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

firefox spell checking saves my drunken ass.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Russia beer drinks you!

by stormshadow on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Soviet Union

drunk gets you beer

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Oct 24, 2009 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CBC: Canada Lives Here.

That’s why we showed syndicated American programming during daytime.

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by Kavel Pubina on Oct 24, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Would you rather watch Little Mosque on the Prairie and Just for Laughs Gags?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WAY TO KILL MY CHILDHOOD CBC

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bring back the Littlest Hobo!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE RACOONS

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and Rocket Robin Hood!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Luke Schenn’s hockey stick is composed with an electro-quarterstaff

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

75% of their “gags” are variations of them getting in someones way.

by stormshadow on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and it still makes me giggle

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I worked on most of a season of this, and Just for Laughs Gags is the worst television programming I’ve ever seen in my life.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to go drink more beer and watch more hockey. Fuck yeah. Love you guys, see ya in 20 or 30.

BE CLEVER OR I SEVER!

by Clawson on Oct 24, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have so much nervous energy……. Go Leafs Go!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Oct 24, 2009 9:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions   0 recs

I would ban everyone there.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got the industrial strength Banhammer ready?

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That just made my night

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there’s a lot of idiots on there

http://canuckpuckbunny.blogspot.com
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Oct 24, 2009 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GOOOOO

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go leafs go!

by jlahey on Oct 24, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO!!!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, still. Now truculently rebranded!
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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let them eat truculence!

by stormshadow on Oct 24, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Blake eats goalies, for they have his popcorn you see

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice cutesy play by Kaberle turns into a high percentage chance.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Leafs are getting good goaltending tonight, so far.

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah this has been fine. Joey should have had the second goal but whatever, he’s made a ton of great saves.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think he could see the puck due to Komi’s screen

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

#KyleWellwoodIsSoFat he gets tossed from the circle after falling down trying to cheat.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

#KyleWellwoodIsSoFat he causes the ice to melt after one slow stride.

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by Kavel Pubina on Oct 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

#KyleWellwoodIsSoFat he gets tossed from the circle after falling down trying to eat

fixed

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

#kylewellwoodissofat that he can’t even fit in the circle

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kyle Wellwood is a circle.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wellwood is a fatty...

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I love this for so many reasons.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

taking over is Wellwood

all available oxygen

by kilowatt44 on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the ice at GM place is horrible..

because it’s composed of mostly Wellwood sweat

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Garnet Exelby

He’s a wreckin’ machine!

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GRIND!!! GRIND!!!!

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where’s Craig Simpson making smarmy comments about the refs helping a team on that puck stop by the linesman?

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Leafs! Tie this baby up!

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GO STEMPY! NINJA UP!

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Leafs pressure! Keep it up!

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by mauvais gardien de but on Oct 24, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Which means a penalty is coming

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that didn’t take long

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A time to kill

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ATTAWAY BOYS

GO LEAFS GO

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

FIRE THE KOMI CANNON!

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAYNE PRIMEAU

BOOOOOOOOOM

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

OH THANK GOD WAYNE PRIMEAU IS BACK

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that was stupid.

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Incoming Wellwood PP insurance goal.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wellwood gives them a two man advantage.

by stormshadow on Oct 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree with the word “advantage.”

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wellwood will miss the net..

and cry himself to sleep on his huge pillow

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Body pillow?

His stomach’s as big as Sputnik!

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by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and suffocate in his own lard based tears

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SCHENNER

ends the PP

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully that will quiet the fools who said to sit him.

by stormshadow on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good. they are eating it instead of shooting it aimlessly up the middle

by Leaf in Habland on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great PK there

Now, why did we get Primeau again?

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To turn a 5th into a 2nd.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK. Cause surely it can’t be for anything he actually does on the ice.

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

From CBC.ca's HNIC online chat
Kaberle, Komisarek and 2010-11 2ndRD to Pheonix for Shane Doan

SRSLY.

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by Kavel Pubina on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SAY NO REFUSE

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what drugs do to you

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice soft play at the blue line by Kaberle.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Everybody standing around.Only Stalberg moving his legs.

by general borschevsky on Oct 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Send Stalberg to the Marlies seriously.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As good as he looks sometimes, too often he skates the puck into a crowd of players with seemingly no idea what to do next.

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the one. He looks in way over his head out there.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s the one. He looks in way over his head out there.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Though he should have drawn a hold when O’Brien pinned him on the boards.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

You don’t like him skating out from the sideboards directly into traffic?

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

at least he backshecks and played another 30 seconds on that shift well, while gassed.

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s not the point. Do you want Stalberg to be a fairly replaceable checking line guy? That’s what he looks like out there.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

there are other guys i would move down first

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s not about him being the worst player out there. It’s about developing him.

He’s a useful asset. Who cares if Wayne Primeau or Blake sucks? Stalberg is still developing.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he’s getting top 6 minutes. there’s no better development that that. has he made some poor decisions with the puck? sure. so have schenn, beauchemin, kaberle, blake, wallin, etc so far this year.

by birky on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent world domination is ours

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a trending topic

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a trending topic

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome

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by Space Weed on Oct 24, 2009 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

too bad it was just an attempt

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wallin fix your hands

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh man, right there for Wallin.

by general borschevsky on Oct 24, 2009 9:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Gaaaaaaa

THis is how vancouver wins all their games. They suck but they have Luongo.

by Leaf in Habland on Oct 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

this just wait for the powerplays. otherwise the Canucks suck hard

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can’t buy one right now.

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 9:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, we look competent out there at least.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great minds think alike…and occasionally a lesser one gets lucky ;)

by Theodles on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DON'T STOP BELEAFING

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This might be the first game all year that we actually deserve to win…though we’ll probably still be 0-8-1 :(

by Theodles on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

should beat Montreal as well.

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

STFU HNIC theme...

Do they have to play the fucking theme song at every fucking TV timeout? Fuck.

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by Kavel Pubina on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PENALTY SHOT

THIS SHOULD BE A PENALTY SHOT

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PENALTY SHOT

PENALTY SHOT

100% SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PENALTY SHOT

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haven’t been paying attention to the officials, but I take it Kerry Fraser isn’t officiating tonight ;)

by Theodles on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

Figures the refs would miss that.

Unbelievable.

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have Luongo playing in two of pools- I’m so torn tonight

by laser358 on Oct 24, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just one more

Just ONE more goal.

I’ll take the OTL

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take the OTW!!!

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shut up Simpson!

Winning games is a good way to get back to being a winning hockey team. Enough with moral victory!!

by Leaf in Habland on Oct 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate them so much

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else notice

how these TV timeouts take wayy too long and the play has toned down right away

"Holy crip!! He's a CRAPPLE!!!"

by MapleLeafs85 on Oct 24, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Playing so hard

Board to board.

Keep it up boys!

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome pressure.

by general borschevsky on Oct 24, 2009 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhhhhh, they look like they actually want to win tonight

need a goal!!!

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by mauvais gardien de but on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Im dying.

I can’t watch this.

I’m dying.

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hot diggity….maybe we should have left our net empty the first 8 games

by Theodles on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah well…I’m still pretty sure the empty net has a higher save % than vesa :(

by Theodles on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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by Bobby Paradise on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That sucked.

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by Chemmy on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I’ve never seen that before.

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuckin shit ass laffs.

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Oct 24, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

outplayed couver all to fuck tho.

good signs

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

loss still fuckin stinks tho.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We’ll we got our loosing streak out of they way

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by Almo89 on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

About 53 seconds ago I thought the posts were trying to tell me something…

by Leaf in Habland on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what against any other goaltender, this is a 4-2 win by the Leafs. Best game played by the Leafs all season.

by L510 on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

where was the

icing call?

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by Kerry Fraser on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Painful. So painful.

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by stucky on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That wasn't so bad

I’ve felt worse after losses this year.

That’s not so bad.

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by Archimedies on Oct 24, 2009 9:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

well, good game, your leafs did fight hard

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by missy on Oct 24, 2009 9:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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