Maple Leafs: Turn Head, Cough
by Greener on Oct 26, 2009 11:14 AM EDT
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PrintAs a doctor, I have devoted my life to ending the pain and suffering of those wretched souls who wander the world without hope, without direction. Choosing this path in life has brought me many riches; for example, it's how I met Chemmy. But now I want to put my powers to even greater use: I am going to help the Toronto Maple Leafs.
"But how?", none of you must be asking. How is Greener going to do it? Well, if I told you everything, I'd have to charge every one of you my full fee of $****.95 an hour, so I won't, but I will let you in on a little thing I use in my practice. It's a little wonder drug called POSITIVE THINK-ING! And just how am I going to do this for the Leafs? Well, I'm going to the Leafs/Ducks game today in Anaheim, and I will be personally instructing the boys on how to change the course of their season. I'll be going into the dressing room before game time. A cool guy I met online told me he'd bring me in. He said to come around to the back of the Honda Center around 6:30 where him and his friends will meet me. He said bring money, so that'll be cool. I love making new contacts!
So, a quick visual lesson in Change Your Perspective, Change Your Life™, by Dr. Greener, PhD, PsyD, SeXY.
So, in no particular order, come... enter my healing place.
I mean, right?!? Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you are already correct! You Leafs CAN win, because you WANT to win. Y...Y...You do want to win, right? Guys? *hilarious crickets sound*
God, it's funny cause it's true. The Leafs have lost everything, if "everything" means every hockey game in the 09/10 season. So that means, FREE PASS! You Leafs, to a man, are free to do absolutely anything. If by "anything" I mean beat the goddamn Ducks and let we, the lovers who love you, regain the ability to achieve an erection smile again.
What I'm saying here is that allowing yourselves to live in fear is WORSE than going out and facing up to the thing that you dread the most. In other words, going out there tonight and playing as hard as you can, throwing shot after shot at Ducks (hopefully) call-up goalie Justin Pogge is a lot better than waiting around for Brian Burke to call a meeting with you, Jason Blake, and telling you he's buying you a ticket to the Marlies. Did I say Jason Blake? That was a slip-up. I could have been talking about anyone.
So there you are, a quick lesson into how to make your life a success. I'm obviously living proof that it works. When you watch the game tonight, and Toronto is up by... uh... well let's just say when they're up, just look for the Leafs fan in the stands getting accolades from all his new chums. And when you spot me, just know that I'm thinking of all of you.
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From the book of Genesis...
Because tonight, tonight, tonight, whoah,
We’re gonna make it right
Tonight, tonight, tonight, whoah
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Oct 26, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions
Does no one comment on Greener articles or what? What are you jerks off doing instead, reading Howard Berger?
I won’t stand for this. I’m going to get this to 100 comments if I need to sing 100 bottles of beer on the wall myself.
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Someone’s got sand in their trousers about the fantasy shellacking they took last week.
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BCWW
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Some of us work during the day and have good sites like this blocked
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 26, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Comment #5
I appreciate Greener’s use of colo(u)rful pictures to illustrate his posts.
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Comment #6
Greener is a nice guy and I would drink beers with him if he lived on the right coast.
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wait
Greener lives on my coast? He rules!
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
despite the west coast thing, yes
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I would love to have a beer with Mr. Spielberg.
by general borschevsky on Oct 26, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
man
I forgot all about that
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I would love to look for you in the stands tonight, Greener, but the game is on Leafs TV and my husband won’t let me get Center Ice.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
You really need to exercise your womanly voodoo here.
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yeah, god didnt give you assets for nothing
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
I got $10 that she breaks him in under a week.
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
having seen pictures, i give him a concentrated night of effort on her part
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Withhold sex. Someone from PPP on the West Coast will have sex with you if you don’t want to deprive yourself.
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this is definitely the way to a happy marriage.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions
the real secret of a happy marriage
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait, what if you insisted on watching those “who wants to be a model” or “celebrity dancing” shows whenever the Canucks were on until he relented?
What if you dragged him shopping at 6:30PST on a Saturday and tried on shoes for three hours until he gave in?
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Holy hell!
Just thinking about those possibilities makes me want to go out and buy Centre Ice for any woman I meet from now on, in case I marry her. They get better treatment at Gitmo!
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by puckurgently on Oct 26, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Keep your woman happy. I bought mine a Tivo HD so she could watch her dancing shows on the HDTV in the bedroom whenever she’d like.
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would crush the soul of any man yearning for hockey. of course, he’s a Canuck fan so we aren’t really talking hockey, more aptly described as ice capades in front of a greasy octopus playing goal.
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
If he tries to follow the score on his phone while shoe shopping Karina is obligated to ask if he doesn’t like spending time with her.
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I just need to make sure the games aren’t blacked out here anyways. Anyone have any idea where I could find this?
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by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions
What do you mean by blacked out?
You absolutely 100% will not get any regional broadcasts (i.e., Leafs tv, Snet-O) iwthout Centre Ice. You will get only the CBC and TSN-National broadcasts. The Leafs website should indicate who the broadcaster is for each game and whether the game is nationally televised.
Just ordered C-I today, son!
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 26, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I would have joined Greener in Anaheim, and purchased him a tall cold frosty beverage of his choosing, had I hung on to my tickets.
also, re: “fear makes the wolf look bigger”
TWSS.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 1:25 PM EDT reply actions
There are tickets for SIX DOLLARS on Stubhub now.
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I know!!!
I’m going … what side should I get?
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
Shit for that price get both.
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hell, get 4, one behind each net and one at each side of the ice
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Tonight will be all Leafs fans. The GO LEAFS GO is going tol be ridiculous.
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but
what side? the side the ducks shot twice or the leafs?
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
I vote for the side the ducks shoot twice so you can watch the monster
by Hungry Leafs Fan on Oct 26, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
That was my thinking..
But Greener what side are you sitting on? You watching the Monster for two or watching the Leafs score?
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
I’m watching the Leafs shoot twice.
He Score, He Shoot! Number To Be Retired After Illustrious Career
…and by shoot twice, I mean, score once.
He Score, He Shoot! Number To Be Retired After Illustrious Career
50%! Cup half full!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
…and by shoot twice, I mean, score -once- FIRST!!!!!1.
Fixed!
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WIN LEAFS WIN
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably. The game’s on at 10 for me and I have a men’s league game at 10:30.
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if the Leafs win tonight
do we get to riot?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
if Berger says no
then the answer is yes.
if Berger says yes, the answer is still yes
FREE BIG SCREEN TVS FOR ALL!!!!1
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
YAY!
I’ve been wanting a new big screen TV for so long!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, still. Now truculently rebranded!
me too!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Forget the TV’s, I’m going straight for the scratch and win lottery tickets!!
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SHHHHHH
we’ll distract them with the TVs…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions
shiny objects!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
He says that once the Leafs win, we will fills the streets.
FUCK HIM
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Truculence FTW
2 in a row and he’ll shit his pants
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions
we should
riot right aorund his house
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t read berger
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by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
YES
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions
burn the town to ground!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions
in socal
It would be only right to RIOT!!!
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
Where are you at?
i’m stuck in the bellybutton of California unfortunately….Visalia.
my wife is SLOWLY coming round to the idea of moving.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Pfffft it’s only 217 miles to the game.
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yup
except for a stretch of the 5 called the grapevine that can get squirrly in the wrong weather, and that whole LA traffic thing…
it’s a quick trip!
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Me?
I live in LA – Miracle Mile
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
/sigh
jealous
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions
trying
came close a few years back, then the housing bubble burst.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions
pinky swear
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
off the 99
between Fresno and Bakersfield
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions
whoa
That’s out there… Must be nice tho?
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
no
not at all.
the only reason i’m still living here is because of my wife. she’s worth it though…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions
113 comments. We’re done here.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
too late!
CANT STOP
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions
lets be bold! 300!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
it's a 3 hour drive...
not happening given my current state of work.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions
or possible baconitis!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus
I could fly there and go to the game for less than I’d spend to go to a game at the ACC ten feet away from my apartment.
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by puckurgently on Oct 26, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
i love toronto too
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
TRUCULENCE
is a warm gun… in your mouth.
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
Seriously!
I checked stubhub for Leafs/Oilers in December. Standing rooms for $150 each. It would actually be cheaper to fly to Anaheim for the damn game!
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 26, 2009 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions
We really need more positive thinking…who’s the wolf, fraser? bettman? SNES fans? Canuckleheads? Toths?
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
kyle wellwood
fear is a metaphor for deep fried gravy
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wellwood ate the wolf, little red hiding hood, the three little pigs and about 40 other fable characters!
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions
thats what happens when you spill mustard on a fairy tale book
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Fiction is delicious
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions
We’re the wolf. In time teams will see through our sheep’s clothing and recognize what we truly are.
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by Chemmy on Oct 26, 2009 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Or it could be you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be a shepherd.
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Jules, if you give him $1500 I’m going to shoot him on general principle.
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 26, 2009 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
i ♥ your new sig LD...
it’s like the rallying cry for the season…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks
originally a dig at a certain Nucks fan, but your angle makes it make more sense
THIS IS A JOKE
VanCityDan?
that guy was HYSTERICAL
/sarcasm
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by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions
When he dies, the Canucks are going to raise their first banner in years.
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
years?
they raised one last year…
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
that was the point…I wasn’t predicting an early or quick or painfree death for him
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions
The Leafs should take all their motivational advice from Tyler Durden.
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
Link doesn’t work for me
"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer
Oops. Everything’s going to be fine.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
The ending of the book is better.
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Most of them.
I like Survivor and Invisible Monsters. I’m a bit meh on the others.
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Those 2 were good, as was Choke. Lullaby, Diary, Rant were meh. Haunted was good as well. His latest book Pygmy was a very good read. Fight Club is still his best tho
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I liked Survivor a lot. Didn’t we just talk about this last week?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 26, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked “Haunted”, it’s a collection of short stories. I’ve said it here before but Palahniuk tries to be shocking to a fault, like how most movies with plot twists are boring because every movie has to have a big twist nowadays, but the short format allows him to get to his shocking point and move on without dragging it out.
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YouTube comments are monumentally stupid.
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by article1 on Oct 26, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
HIS NAME WAS GARY ROBERTS. HIS NAME WAS GARY ROBERTS…
-repeat endlessly
He Score, He Shoot! Number To Be Retired After Illustrious Career
I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Player that wouldn’t scre to save its team. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I’d never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions
I love lamp.
That is all.
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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)
lamp, is there anything lamp can’t do!
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Lamp couldn’t follow up an 11-0 season with anything of value, but then again, neither could Tom Filer.
Leaf, the universe and everything.
he was a one hit wonder for the Jays. Bullpen superstars come and go.
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions
and give them the occasional pity vote on the all star game ballots
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 26, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey, should we vote Komisarek to the all star game anyways?
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
if we’re gonna do that, we should vote in exelby
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
or blake, just for fun
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
actually, fuck it. just send sundin anyways
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
he’ll turn it down to rest, as always
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
In a sideways related way, can you imagine how USA Hockey must be shitting themselves as they have the dynamic duo of Wilson/Burke heading up their Olympic hockey hopes?
They better still believe in miracles.
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well, the lineup team USA will have will be wayyyyyyy better than the one the leafs have
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I know I am.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 26, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions
well…. enlighten me then. Wilson and Burke are solid hockey people, why would USA be worried cause the leafs suck? To them thats probably a normal thing
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
A pilot and his co-piot crash a plane into the runway tower. They then crawl out of the burning wreckage and climb into the cockpit of another, albiet bigger, better, more expensive, airplane. Yes the pilots are regarded as solid “avaiation” people, but that doesn’t stop the passengers on that 2nd flight from being rightfully concerned and nervous.
by general borschevsky on Oct 26, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
awesome. I understand everything now.
What if one of the pilots has piloted a stanley cup champion before…? and the other, made it to the finals but got out piloted by his rival pilot…. would that settle down the passengers a bit?
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
i think the passengers would be more concerned with where the pilots heads were currently at after such a fiery plane crash
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 26, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions
what if thats not the real story at all, what if….
the pilots were moments away from a deadly crash landing when suddenly the landing gear finally becomes unjammed! the landing gear drops just as the plane hits the runway, the co pilot then pulls off one of the most death defying maneuvers in aviation history and not only avoids the runway tower but somehow wins a backhander top cheese.
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
i meant to say …“but somehow wins the stanley cup with a backhander top cheese!”
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Is this actually likely to happen or is it strictly hypothetical?
by general borschevsky on Oct 26, 2009 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions
all Star game?
do they do those in Olympic years? For some reason I thought they didn’t for the Torino games
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No all star game this year, as far as I am aware
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 26, 2009 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
correct
no all star game
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Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 26, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
skills comp
is the only part worth watching.
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 26, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions
they don’t even score it anymore
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 26, 2009 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions
dammit, now we cant vote XLB into a starting spot
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Perhaps they should hire Brett Hull as their GM?
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by BillBergBumperCars on Oct 26, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
Tomorrow's headline:
Leafs Snap Losing Streak!
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 26, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
Byline
Monster shines as Leafs finally score first win, Pogge Sobs on Anaheim Bench
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Has Pogge even been to Anaheim yet?
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who?
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Oct 26, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions
From a Canuck fan.
I really like Toronto’s chance here. I think being a former Burke / Nonis run team, you guys were prepared perfectly for last game. Hemmed us in almost the entire third period by barricading the sideboards Knowing we’d never attempt going up the middle. Incredible effort for a full 60 minutes. Byfar the best Leaf game I’ve seen them play this year.
I expect to see this again in Anaheim having inside knowledge of how to exploit a former team. Just hope Gus holds up.
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