"Kif, show them the medal I won."

Kif and Zap

This is going to be short, we're going to hold off on swagger until the Leafs prove that they can play for real, but reading this quote all I could think about was Futurama.

Just how low can a hockey team go?

If you are the Ducks, you hope you've hit rock bottom after an embarrassing 6-3 loss to the sad-sack Toronto Maple Leafs, who came into Honda Center the NHL's only remaining winless team Monday night. - OC Register

Zap Brannigan: "Kif, what's the most humiliating job you can think of?"

Kif: *sighs* "Being your assistant."

Zap Brannigan: "Wrong. Being your assistant!"

What's worse than being the Toronto Maple Leafs right now? Being any team that loses to the Toronto Maple Leafs.

The Ducks played fantastic hockey before the Leafs arrived in town having lost three games in a row, at home, before getting smoked by the blue and white. So sure the Leafs looked bad before they played in Anaheim but they were showing signs of waking from their slumber and the alarm clock went off just as Jonas Gustavsson came back.

Let's just hope the squad can build on this; they got a lot of lucky breaks last night which was bound to happen given the start of this season.

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