The Scariest Thing You Can Imagine...
by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 5:00 AM EDT
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CHILDREN AVERT YOUR EYES!!!! (via 1.media.tumblr.com)
- We start this Hallow's Eve with the Mad Dr. Steve, who looks forward to Jiri Tlusty unleashing his...skills on the NHL.
- Loser Domi found the scariest clips imaginable for her Friday youTube Yoinkage segment.
- MLHS tells a tale of horror: Vesa Toskala is back.
- Proving that not all things need be scary on this day before the DAY OF THE DEAD. Ahem...Vintage Leafs gives you a glimpse into a not so distant past.
- Leafs247 spins a creepy yarn, telling tales of a night out across the border.
- Norman James is exploring the studio space.
- Finally, a test, that only the strong of stomach can handle.
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I fucken Hate Pants!
Happy Birthday
40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.
Happy Birthday Arch!
Space Weed Says The Steve Ott of Hockey Blogs
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Oct 30, 2009 8:10 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday, Arch! Woooo!
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday!!!!111
Truculence is Everything: The Barilkosphere's Rookie Blog of the Year!
"We Rant, We Caption, We Care."
by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday
Brian Burke: Expanding vocabularies since 2009
by Buds'n'Syrup on Oct 30, 2009 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Happy Birthday!
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 30, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions
IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!
Happy Birthday buddy
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Happy Birthday Arch
Must be weird to have your birthday so close to Halloween. Were all your birthday parties as a kid costume parties? Are you having a party this year? Are we invited? Can we throw you one if we aren’t? Can it be a surprise party that nobody else knows about? Basically it’ll just be me, showing up at your house unexpected. I’ll be the guy wearing a Halloween cosutme. Cool?
by general borschevsky on Oct 30, 2009 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions
rip did a lip dip
it’s your birthday
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD1G_ILOvcc
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well
i wasn’t sure i should be posting your fb invite, just in case…
Happy Birthday all the same!
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions
This may seem odd Blurr...
But that’s an epic pic
Space Weed Says The Steve Ott of Hockey Blogs
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Oct 30, 2009 8:10 AM EDT reply actions
me too…I really should visit more of the blogs on here and pester them about how great the Leafs are
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions
I got 32/33 in the first two minutes.
Couldn’t remember Winging It In Motown. * shrug *
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you are a legend among men
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I’m on the SBN Hockey email list I see all of their blog names almost daily. :P
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insider information works everytime
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I had trouble spelling stuff, or it’d get close to it (forgetting whether it was Copper and blue or blue and copper, blueshirt bulletin and not banter)
THIS IS A JOKE
Spooky
I don’t know what it is, but for a fan of a team that’s 1-7-2 and no 1sts until 2011, I’m feeling strangely optimistic this morning.
Kadri! Kessel! The Monster! We’re building something here. Woo!
Am I the only one laughing hysterically at the trackbacks on Steve’s Tlusty post?
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I thought Tlusty would be more of a power bottom to be honest.
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I'm officially "not with it"
dare i ask what a"twink" is…?
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions
To roughly paraphrase Always Sunny in Philadelphia, “there are two kinds of gay guys, bears and twinks.”
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This
Made my day. Thank you.
Know how sometimes stuff doesn’t render as well in transcript? Damn, that scene sure did.
Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.
If you don’t watch Always Sunny I don’t know what to say. Awesome awesome show.
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day-bow-bow
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions
“One last thing
Before I take my bow
This gravy train is leavin
Yo who’s retarded now?”
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daaaaaay maaaaaan
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions
If you don’t watch Always Sunny I don’t know what to say. Awesome awesome show.
Oh, I watch. Just didn’t expect to laugh as hard from merely reading it.
Lighthouse Hockey: Side effects may include Weight gain and frequent game loss.
I am not surprised
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
Holy crap. I hadn’t noticed that.
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Woody Harrelson would kill for one.
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
I'm gonna say it
If Toskala starts Tuesday, he is gonna have an awesome performance
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Truculence FTW
Oh. Calling 10 points from the munchkin line.
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Yes one game will disprove two years of him being a wretched goaltender.
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soooo 15?
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Darryl Sittler will have to storm out of the stands wearing gear to protect his 10 point night.
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What’s that? IT"S DARRYL SITTLER’S MUSIC!!!
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Dude SkinnyFish and I are going to Monday Night Raw on 11/16.
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Awesome! at MSG? I hear the NYC shows are the biggest and best
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngX0_oGQGpA
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YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO DO?
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YOU THINK YOU CAN TELL US WHAT TO WEAR?
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions
YOU THINK THAT YOU’RE BETTER?
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WELL YOU BETTER GET READY
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think SkinnyFish wants to be DX with me for Halloween.
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You could be the Hart Foundation…
by general borschevsky on Oct 30, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions
he’d make an excellent road dogg jesse james
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions
HELL FAAAAIR AND BRIMSTOOOONE
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
is Monday Night Raw
one of them twink things?
"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy
by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Oct 30, 2009 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions
He’s been doing a bang up job of proving Chemmy right so far.
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Yes
Except when I agree with him.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Against Tampa? Calling Stamkos hat trick.
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I better pick up TB players for pool
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
POSSESSED BY DEMONS!
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions
So last week Razor, whose blog is hosted by the Dallas Stars, wrote an article in advance of Toronto going to Dallas about what the Leafs could do to turn their fortunes around. He mentioned Red Kelly’s pyramid power thing, so I dropped in to link him to the Borje Salming story about that. This is the automated email response I got:
Although you may have tested the maxim, “There are no stupid questions” with your inquiry, I appreciate your bravery and you taking the time to submit it. I’ll be answering questions that I deem non-retarding twice monthly on this, the blog of blogs, so check back.
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Sometimes I wanna swat Wilson's nose with a rolled up paper
It appears Wilson is leaning towards veteran winger Jason Blake as a linemate for Kessel, while Matt Stajan would seem to be a suitable centre.
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Truculence FTW
probably taking the speed kills approach, and if blake can forcheck like he did last game more often, it would create a lot of room for Kessel
Stajan is probably the best play making center with the leafs currently so that makes sense…and is sad
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh I have no problem with Stajan, it’s Blake. Him and Kessel love to shoot
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Truculence FTW
1 goal, 5 assists.
Shoot or not, he gets assists…
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Kessel knows how to jump on rebounds… if Blake can produce some of those, I can see it working well.
My only thing is they’re both puck hogs
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions
the fraud strikes again
apparently Detroit has interest in the vesa
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 11:35 AM EDT reply actions
SOLD
“But we haven’t offered you anything”
SOLD
“Do you want-”
NO. SOLD. NO RETURNS REFUNDS OR EXCHANGES.
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The Red Wings are also very much in the market for a goalie and I am hearing Toskala’s name being mentioned a great deal along with Giguere. I think Toskala is the far safer bet…For now. The Wings need to make something happen soon…
HA!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
Toskala is the far safer bet???
A Conn Smythe winning, Stanley Cup Champion goaltender vs. Vesa “I can’t stop a beachball” Toskala and he picks Toskala?
wut?
They call me Splodeybones.
Giguere had a rough year last year and isn’t off to a great start. Anaheim’s lucky Hiller stepped in seamlessly.
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Eh, .900 last year for Giggy isn’t “atrocious”, and .900 this year isn’t either.
At least compared to our goaltending.
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.812
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions
.900 behind Neidermeyer is just as easy as .900 behind Lidstrom. Maybe easier.
They call me Splodeybones.
Yeah but does Detroit have $6M in cap space for Giguere?
Does Detroit have $4M for Toskala?
Does Detroit have bad salary Toronto or Anaheim would eat, since I don’t think Toskala or Giguere have much trade value?
Literally nothing about this makes sense.
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and in Anaheim’s case if they wanted to eat some bad salary they’d just hold Giguere.
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DET conceivably has salary room for Toskala.
Waiving Howard or Osgood goalie frees up ~$1M
The team has about $8M buried on long-term IR:
$3.95M Franzen (out ’til Feb)
$3M Filppula (out ’til Dec/Jan)
$1.25M Lilja (out indefinitely, post-concussion)
The far greater question is WHY on earth would DET trade for Toskala?
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Because they are a team that, unlike Toronto, is not so dependent on spectacular goaltending, and Giggy is waaaay too expensive. They need a better stopgap in case Osgood goes down or needs the rest before the playoffs. Toskala may actually fit the bill, not that I trust anything that the fraud has to say. But if they agree to pick him up on waivers for half price and give us a prospect or pick for it, so be it.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
well they don’t call him the fraud for nothing
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions
the only way toskala makes any sense is contract wise, he’s cheaper and his contract is up at the end of the year.
but then he is also terrible
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Toskala for Helm :)
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
as long as we're making shit up
why stop at helm?
zetterberg. Book it.
Yah, that guy is a bum… and what a contract hit!
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Sportsnet Ontario
is blacked out during the game.
I’m sooooo tempted to just call shaw and order Center Ice without checking with my husband.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions
oh the horror!!!1
Dear Abby, I am an avid hockey fan, and one day I came hoe to discover my wife had purchased CenterIce so we can watch our favorite teams and never miss a game. I AM SO UPSET WITH HER
Abby – WTF?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
do it, but buy him a 6 pack of his favourite beer and his favourite delivery food and he wont be able to be mad
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Just answer the door wearing only a smile when he comes home.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Naw
The GLBT community loves hockey.
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