Leafs at Sabres
by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 2:26 PM EDT
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PrintWelcome to stop four of our road trip, everyone off the bus in beautiful... Buffalo? Well, shit. The Leafs are 1-1-1 on this road trip, which is a .500 points percentage and thus way above their record before this road trip meaning things are going pretty well. The Leafs nabbed three out of their last four possible points with strong play in Anaheim and Dallas and look to continue their recent success in the amputee chicken capital of the world.
Viktor Stalberg has been returned to the Marlies and Jiri Tlusty, famous only for his six goals and four assists in eight AHL games this year and nothing else, gets the call in his place.
Our lines tonight look as follows, via Rogers Sportsnet:
Offense:
Jiri Tlusty - Matt Stajan - Lee Stempniak
Jason Blake - John Mitchell - Nikolai Kulemin
Niklas Hagman - Mikhail Grabovski - Alexei Ponikarovsky
Colton Orr - Rickard Wallin - Wayne Primeau
Defense:
Francois Beauchemin - Ian White
Tomas Kaberle - Michael Komisarek
The Buffalo Sabres are off to a strong start. Ryan Miller has carried them to a 7-1-1 start and to be honest I'm not sure why more people aren't talking about Buffalo this year. Before the season I felt if Buffalo could stay healthy this year they'd be able to do a lot of damage and so far that's the case. Of course they still have Tim Connolly and Derek Roy who will break eventually.
This is going to be a tough game, the Leafs will need to play excellent hockey to stay in this. In their last game Buffalo relentlessly forechecked the Devils and penned them in their zone for long stretches which resulted in the Sabres scoring four on the Devils' defense and Martin Brodeur. Eep.
Cool SBN stuff:
- Maple Leafs vs Sabres coverage (SBN's Event Page)
- Maple Leafs vs Sabres preview (TSN's game preview)
- Die By The Blade (SBN's Sabres blog)
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Author note: good to see Stempniak on the first line he’s fucking earned it.
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I hate Sportsnet stupid blackout rules.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 2:28 PM EDT reply actions
Where Dreams Go To Die
Games in Buffalo make me weepy.
And I think the team feels the way.
Hopefully Gustavsson is ready because if that horn starts going these guys tend to crumble.
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Gustavsson vs. Miller is an outstanding matchup.
by general borschevsky on Oct 30, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions
john Mitchell on the second line?
what the fuck?
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions
I feel like Mitchell is getting the goat horn fitting despite good efforts.
He’s doing a lot that he did last year but I guess since he’s not a rookie anymore it’s not good enough? Obviously he needs to improve his shooting accuracy but I have to say I like most of the rest of the way he’s played this year.
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he has these flashes of great stickhandling & forechecking that make you wonder if he’ll ever put it all together, but then spends the rest of the game doing nothing. He seems to be playing how RW wants, so that may explain his being bumped up to line 2.
Doing nothing offensively you mean?
Consistency will always be an issue for the kids for the first while.
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We don’t need Mitchel to score. His forecheck alone, along with his strong play in cycling the puck in the other end of the ice is enough. He’ll be our 3rd line shutdown guy once we improve to a bona fide top 2 scoring lines
by theothervatican on Oct 30, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
he is an excellent (or at least has the potential for being) a very good third line center
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don’t think anyone thinks Hagman-Grabo-Poni is the third line.
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those three lines seem pretty well balanced, and are all reasonably good at the forecheck.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Well let’s hope something clicks or we’re in for a long night tonight.
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I’m thinking it’s a good thing this game is blacked out for me.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
The Kulie- Mitchell – Blake line seems like it clicked a bit last game, hopefully they can continue.
If Tlusty doesn’t get PP time, I may go postal
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I can’t imagine Tlusty wouldn’t get PP time, they sent down a player who got the time so he should get those minutes.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions
i won't recount my sabres road trip story again
i’ll just say that buffalo is where hope goes to die. if this doesn’t end up ugly tonight i’ll be shocked.
hey sometimes toronto wins in buffalo…. remember the game when mogilny got his 1000th point?
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions
sort of.
but it doesn’t matter. my last trip to a leafs game in buffalo has scarred me, maybe forever.
heh
Go to MC79Hockey and look for his Buffalo trip story. Hilarious.
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http://www.mc79hockey.com/?p=2681
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The Money Line
The second thing that you notice is that everyone – everyone – has a moustache. It’s as if moustaches, realizing that they’re being beaten back on every front as men realize that they aren’t cool have all withdrawn to one last strongpost from where they will make their final stand: Buffalo.
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It also features McLea’s (if you read Oilers blog you know who he is) only comment with any redeeming value:
Ha, I think this is part of a whole "reclaiming hockey for the real fans" movement that exists throughout the hockey world. Me and my buddies used to share tickets in the upper bowl in Vancouver, and I honestly felt sorry for any guy wearing a suit up there. These guys would just get it handed to them. "Hey fucking suit, you lost or something?" or "$1000 suit – $40 tickets. Nice going you douche" were among my favorite taunts.
But seriously, if your buddy wore his suit on a three hour road trip to a game in Buffalo, he probably deserved everything he got. First of all, bring a change of clothing, you’re going to a freaking hockey game. And second of all, you might want to avoid doing anything that might make you look like smug prick when you’re in a blue collar town like Buffalo. Just a thought.
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ugh…. ive said it before ill say it again, suits used to be the norm at a hockey game. i dont see the big hate on for it, for some people going to the game is a special night and they dress nice. lots of people go to dinner before or after and want to look good.
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
inadequacy
inbred mouth breathers who don’t like being reminded they’re in dead end jobs get uppity whe reality creeps in?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
this
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
that reminds me, i don’t think i told you guys about the suit hatred i got at the home opener.
my sister and i – both in suits and both drunk and obnoxious – sat in the wrong section of the golds for the first period of the opener (don’t ask, we’re idiots). we got screwed at the intermission (long line for beer and washroom, 4 minutes without a stoppage, had to find our real seats) so it was about 14 minutes left in the 2nd by the time we got to our real seats.
the leafs scored shortly after, and my sister and i went bananas high-fiving and whatnot. she went to give a high five to this lady sitting beside us in a leaf jersey – and the lady REFUSED. we were like “what the f?”. later on my sister asked the lady something and she was like “well, you guys would know if you weren’t too busy to get to the game on time”. so she thought we were ‘typical suits’ that don’t give a shit about the game and were late because we were eating sushi or something. when actually we got there a half hour early to watch the warm up. f her.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
That’s pretty funny though.
Also, I snuck down into golds at the second intermission and then the guys came back to claim them when they had just shown up. So I turned to see two 6’+ jacked black guys eyeballing me and just as I am getting up to leave (petrified) they smiled, sw two seats open down 5 rows, and moved down.
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I have pretty good eyes so I’ve done that from the greens about a half dozen times. If you stroll in like you own the joint between periods no one flinches.
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ha – so true. i had a roomate in uni that liked to steal things. he walked into one of the school buildings in broad daylight, walked out with a desk chair and put it in the back of his truck. “if you act like you’re supposed to be doing it, no one questions you.”
its so true. just ask ricky from traile rpark boys
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Story of the cafeteria at Queen’s.
One guy would just walk around with stuff and by the time he left people assumed he ahd walked in with it.
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Yeah
I love watching old videos of people in suits and hats. Very classy.
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nothing says class like a warmup suit with “juicy” written on the ass
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions
haha
I just had this discussion at lunch as two guys with their asses hanging out of their pants walked by.
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One day.
I will pants one of these people in public.
One day.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
So, did you just admit to checking out two guys whose asses were hanging out of their pants?
They call me Splodeybones.
not that there’s anything wrong with that
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
I was sitting down and they were tall and my female co-worker tricked me into looking.
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they won when i saw them there last year!
Ian White first unleashed his mustachulence at that game with a trick shot game winner
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
First Line
Yes, Stempniak has earned the first line. He’s also from Buffalo btw, I hope that doesn’t change anyone’s opinion of him. lol
from Buffalo
I forgot about that. Maybe he’ll get up and try to kill his hometown team, as all the players from Toronto do to us.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
that would be nice for once
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
As in go Ninja on the Slugs?
Awesome.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
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GO SABRES!
Hell I feel bad you have to take on our Tyler Myers tonight, let alone our whole team.
Btw, Miller most likely won’t be starting tonight.
They are gonna give him the night off since it’s the leafs and Lalime will be in.
oh thank goodness
Lalime gives me a slight glimmer of hope.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Or Mogilny, another Lalime killer in a Game 7.
Although given Almo’s history with the Sabres, that’d be a bit weird, I guess.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Luke Schenn VS Tyler Myers
DUN DUN DUN!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
The world would explode.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
lalime vs toronto never turns out good for laliime
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions
We have Tyler Myers defense partner, you know, the better of the two of them.
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What was his name again....
“Luc Shenn”?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
well that's a relief
the though of facing a Vezina winning goalie was making me nervous…
:P
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol
I actually agree, Lalime has done horribly for us.
Which sucks cause he’s a great guy.
The only reason we lost against atlanta is because Lalime was in and we had to backtrack the whole game covering up his mistakes.
Wait..
till you guys see Myers if you watch.
He’s unbelievable!
Anyone actually check out our win when he scored in the shootout?
yeah
that was an impressive goal. And I watched a lot of Myers in the WHL playoffs last year – that kid is incredible.
But we do have one of our own, even if he’s going through a tough time.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
pshhh
Yeah, it doesn’t help good players when your team is 1-7-2 lol
and stfu! haha i know!
I’m so happy it’s you guys with the horrible record and NOT us.
It does great things for our rivalry lol.
It’s only a rivalry in Toronto :( In Buffalo it’s packs of Leaf fans overtaking a rink only to get disappointed in new and painful ways.
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Hey man
How can we stop you guys from purchasing our tickets online????
Several games now I haven’t been able to get tickets, 2 of which were Sabres-Leafs games. One of you bought my tickets. It has nothing to do with a lack of support.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you need to be faster
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions
They need to earn more money.
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Like I said..
Anybody can purchase tickets to ANY game in ANY city online. It has nothing to do with support, I would’ve bought those tickets myself if they were available. After the 5-0, 5-2 games last year, I was chomping to get tickets to Sabres-Leafs games.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
of course not
it’s impossible to get tickets to Leafs games in ANY city – no matter how well supported the local team is.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
EXCEPT
in California….
because no one cares about hockey here. blah, blah, blah
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
serious?
One more winning point for me to move to California
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
or South Florida
they literally give away tickets for most games. For the Leafs, they pull enough of a crowd to hold off, but way cheaper to get lower bowl tickets at the BankAtlantic than it is to get into the ACC.
Of course, that means you also have to subject yourself to “Vo-koun” every 3 minutes, sung to Blur. I think that makes it about even.
or move to Toronto
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry
We can barely buy tickets to our own games so we need to find other targets.
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I've seen Sabres fans IN Toronto at the ACC
In fact I think I have video on YouTube showing Sabres fans at the ACC
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, we get a decent showing of other NHL fans at the ACC (more frequent in the last 5 years) but you still pay an arm and a leg for the tickets to the upper deck, and each beer costs a toe
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
the new big jugs are two toes
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes there are. Went to a Sabres Leaf game in March of 08. Lots of 67 and 19- never insults going back and forth and of course, like I mentioned once before here, a “Scott Norwood” insult
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Norwood insults are always the weakest for some reason.
And yeah, the tickets are insane. It’s sad cause Toronto fans by purchasing those tickets are putting money in the pockets of a franchise that doesn’t give a damn about them in return.
That’s why I kinda hoped Hamilton would get a team.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions
saber games would probably still be cheaper
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
And yeah, the tickets are insane. It’s sad cause Toronto fans by purchasing those tickets are putting money in the pockets of a franchise that doesn’t give a damn about them in return.
I just got a phone call from some Habs fan and they want their tired argument back.
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t know. At least Norwood happened during most people’s lifetimes. 1967 is the weakest ever.
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I honestly don’t get how Buffalo always flies under the radar, you guys have a great team, and one of the best records, but noone ever talks about you.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Small media market in the shadow of Toronto and NYC.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
THANK YOU!
It’s because we’ll do amazing and then all of a sudden fucking get rid of Briere, Drury AND Brian Campbell and then be shitty, then somehow turn around AGAIN when no one is expecting it lol.
Needless to say it’s exciting, here in Buffalo.
Needless to say it’s exciting, here in Buffalo.
I’ve driven through Buffalo before, and I can say that this is true.
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ve seen a great deal of Myers, he is going to be something special
the real prize you guys have is Kassian though, he scares the crap out of me
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions
too bad he cant skate
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I saw the replay. Nice move for a huge guy!
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Backup goalie...
LaLAME SUCKS! I gotta say, as soon as we see LaLame in the lineup we just assume we’re going to lose. I think he’s something like 2 wins in 15 starts for us? Can you believe he won the Vezina?????
He’s such a nice guy too, so it sucks he just can’t get wins.
Lalime won the Vezina? How did I miss this?
He did have a really great year his first year in Ottawa, but then we made him our playoff bitch.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Believe me...
when I heard he won the Vezina I just couldn’t wrap my head around it after watching him lost 8 of 9 games for us last year.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
well, at least you dont have vesa toskala
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions
haha :p
i loved the sharks when they had him and what’s his face.
It’s a pity when that happens to good goalies.
Like Khabibulin, he was insane but then he just dropped off the face of the earth.
yeah, except vesa has never been a good goalie
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions
yes I can, it makes how terrible he is now easier to handle
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Khabibulin fell of the face of the earth? Does earth not go past the state of New York? He did a great job last year for Chicago in the playoffs and is doing well in Edmonton this yeat
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uhhh
Compaired to being on the sharks, he hasn’t been nearly as good.
Apparently goal scorers and good goalies don’t stop in Toronto lately.
OH NO.
Monster is here!
Kessel is coming!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Khabibulin played on the sharks? Does your knowledge of hockey extend past the Sabres and shit talking Toronto?
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ya
that response makes ZERO sense…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, San Jose has blue and black jerseys
like Tampa… maybe that’s confusing him?
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW
umm, it’s called a mistake you stupid ass.
you seem to be the only one here with a problem.
me, along with everyone else in here was having intelligent discussions and you come in being negative.
and because saying how horrible our backup goalie is, is talking shit to leafs fans, right?
sorry that my team doesn’t suck and it’s fun having the best goalie in the entire league along with a 19 year old who can school a whole team of veterans.
don’t get pissy just because you have no team to root for.
hahaha
Well, it’s a pretty big mistake!
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you’re in our playground…
Apparently goal scorers and good goalies don’t stop in Toronto lately.
dish what you can take.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
vancitydan Mark 2.0?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
insult limit achieved, stand down!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions
I agree
This is the best intelligent discussion I’ve ever had.
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell I feel bad you have to take on our Tyler Myers tonight, let alone our whole team.
Btw, Miller most likely won’t be starting tonight.
They are gonna give him the night off since it’s the leafs and Lalime will be in
You come to our board, spewing this stuff, you gotta be prepared for some feedback
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uhhh…. lalime hasnt won a vezina
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Lalime was nominated for the Masterton in 2008. That’s his only award nomination.
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Leafs fans wanted to give him the Vezina for his oustanding efforts in getting the Leafs past the senators in 2002 and 2004
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He was definitely the MVP
Of both playoff series.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions
WOW!
I didn’t even know he won!
But yeah.. he’s got like honestly 4 wins last year.
It was embarressing, and exactly he is really nice.
It’s too bad he can’t keep up with Miller.
Ohh yeah, i heard about that kassian or w/e.
I haven’t actually seen him play at all.
But Myers is a monster right now.
+8 with 3 goals and 3 assists.
Lalime did not win the Vezina.
No one ever nominated Lalime for the Vezina.
The only time Lalime has seen the Vezina has been at the Hockey Hall of Fame like everyone else.
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A ball park in his home town of St. Bonaventure was renamed ‘Parc Patrick Lalime’ in honor of Patrick.
by general borschevsky on Oct 30, 2009 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions
he didn’t win. The only thing I could find was that he was 3rd in ballot voting or some such thing.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Well...
I guess he didn’t win it, maybe somebody told me he was nominated or something. Knowing he didn’t win it, just makes that much more sense. LOL!!!!
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by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions 9 recs
hahahaha!
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Let’s all look at awesome pictures of legitimate goals:
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by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Because it’s only a matter of time before it comes up in a conversation about the Sabres.
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I don’t know. Any time I have a discussion about the Sabres it comes up. How about other people? Maybe not by Sabres fans.
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Scott Norwood and this has been brought up, in a discussion about tonights Leafs & Sabres game. That's total BS.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Lay off the Norwood.
My aching Bills-loving heart can’t handle it.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
All-Time Great Super Bowls
Please stop.
I can’t takes it no more.
Respect for those of us in Leaf Nation who have the misfortune of being Bills fans. :(
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Why?
You can bring up the time the Alouettes won the Eastern Division Title on a touchdown that Anthony Calvillo scored even though he fumbled the ball before the goal-line.
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You get into discussions about the Sabres? Like on a regular basis?
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by SkinnyFish on Oct 30, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well
The six times a year we play them.
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I dont think I have told you this in a long time but
I frickin love you Chemmy
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Thanks.
This just reminded me of that asshole Keswick Lee. Awesome.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't worry, I'm sure he got his just desserts ;D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Clearly a first ballot guy in the “Builders” category, too.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
uhh, if that was trying to insult Buffalo, it isn’t.
at least we made it that far that year, where was toronto?
In fact when was toronto even remotely close to being as good as Buffalo in the past.. 7 or more years..
same amount of cups though
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
How about...
2001-02, 2002-03, 2003-04, and let’s say the last two seasons since neither team made the playoffs.
So, in answer to your question: 5 of the past 7 seasons.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions
He said remotely close.
Quite frankly, if neither team makes the playoffs, it doesn’t mean a whole lot in my books. Both teams just suck, then.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
So if a team finishes in last place, and another finishes 2 points shy of the final playoff spot, they're the same thing?
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
no, but that never happened. the leafs havent finished last, or even close
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
My point is about a team earning, let's say 5-10 more victories than another team. Despite both missing the playoffs, you have to credit one for a better season.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
well what about 13 cups – 0 cups, give credit to the better team
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
The discussion was recent history, not pre-moon landing.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
The moon landing was fake.
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better yes Buffalo being so good the Leafs WEREN’T EVEN CLOSE to as good as them is a might of an over statement
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
And I never said that, I've refrained from insulting so far.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
yah, but that is the point we are arguing
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Well
If you really need to look down on other non-playoff teams to feel better that your team didn’t make it either, go right ahead.
I just think it seems a lot like two hobos fighting over which box shanty is nicer, though.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
yea pretty much
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno
If I had diarrhea, would you credit me for having a better session on the toilet then some guy who just pooped a little on account that I expelled more feces then him?
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep. Both are golfing. I’d rather have a high pick than finish 9th, that said tankers can ba-low me.
seriously?
what is wrong with you fans?
who gives a shit about a high pick!?
did you NOT just see the discussion about Myers?
he’s better than any player toronto can come up with.
espically considering he’s frigging 19.
12th is a pretty high pick
Hey, how did you get that pick with all the Stanley Cups and first places you’ve had the last couple of years?
what?
Luke Schenn?
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Luke Schenn
would like some words with you.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
so would phil kessel and nazem kadri
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
ya well you will love his sophmore slump
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
REAAAAALY Love it, my friend. ;D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
like
how you guys are BEHIND the Pens, Caps, Avs, Kings, Rangers but are THE BEST TEAM EVAR!!!!!?
that kind of “behind?”
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
NO SILLY
It’s that different kind of behind.
Like when a kid is behind the rest of his class in terms of development.
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like the Buffalo Public Transit System?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
And Viktor Stalberg, Tyler Bozak, and Chris DiDomenico
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
Tyler Myers – Good ass rookie defenseman and a beast at 6’8". No qualms about Myers.
2009 Draft
Toronto – 7th – Nazem Kadri, legit 1st line center
Buffalo – 12th – Zach Kassian, legit 3rd line plugger
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Actually Kassian is good for Buffalo. Buffalo has no trouble finding soft forwards who can score, they have no grit or toughness.
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hahahaha
Yeah, he’s great. Those 8 games have him ready to be enshrined in the Buffalo Hall of Fame beside such known champions as OJ Simpson, Jim Kelly, and…well, does Buffalo have any good players that stayed in Buffalo?
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uh
Lydman?
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
LA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LALA LA LA LA FONTAINE
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that guy from the Islanders…?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Wasn't he a Ranger?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
while talking about that let’s talk about your captain who had to retire because he NEVER won a cup there.
sundin is better than anyone buffalo has ever had
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
uhm
please name 1 sabres captain who ever won a cup.
Let alone captained a Gold Medal Olympic team.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
And Co-captains don't count.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
doesn't matter Kavel
they’ve never won a cup, therefore it’s an impossible task
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
thank you, sabres have never won shit and never will . fuck the city of buffalo might as well close down
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You mean like every single captain in the history of the Sabres?
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he retired
a Canuck.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
shush
that hurts every time someone says it
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
You're right
He is quite good. He’ll look EVEN BETTER in a Leafs uniform in 2012-2013.
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thank you.
i swear, these toronto fans don’t take in the small details that are automatically included in what i say.
such as standings.
obviously they matter, and for YEARS the sabres have been completely ahead of toronto.
5 years…..woppdy doo
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
the ends justifies the means
Without that cup banner hanging from the rafters, it means nothing
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by leafer1984 on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah
I wish we could make it to the Final and lose. God, we’ve really missed out.
The Sabres have been better than the Leafs 4 times in the past 7 years. I’ll let you figure out what that means for the other 3 years.
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lmao
Ok, sorry you guys have been SOOOO GOOD!
when the hell was the last time toronto even made the playoffs?
if we’re gonna make it a battle of teams then let’s go.
I just checked.
toronto hasn’t made it in, from what i saw, about 6 years.
the Sabres, besides a hiccup have been one of the MOST dominating teams in the league ever since the lockout. (not counting detroit)
1st, 4th, 10th, and 10th since the lockout. Whew. That is some domination.
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9th… did you guys make the finals that year? or lose to carolina?
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
LMFAO!
um, if you knew YOUR facts you’d know the sabres were down 5 top players in game 7 against the hurricanes and led for most of the game until not having our 5 top players in the line up took us down.
Toronto has never had that durability.
uhhh…. i do know my facts. buffalo lost to carolina…. how is that wrong?
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Really?
Because I seem to remember ALSO losing to Carolina in the ECF despite having the SAME bad injury issues.
Funny.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
took the words out of my mouth.
2 straight vicious 7 games series right?
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And such frequent, well-known NHLers
As Bob Wren, Donald Maclean, Nathan Dempsey and Paul Healey in the lineup.
Not to mention Alyn McCauley being one of the top offensive producers.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
bohonos!
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Man.
I miss that playoff run.
Fuck you, Arturs Irbe.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
What's Irbe up to these days?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably chillin in Latvia.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I think he’s coaching actually…
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
In 2008, Irbe signed a three year deal with Dinamo Riga and working as the goaltending coach for the club. In August 2009, Irbe cut ties with Riga and decided to go back to North America to be the goaltending coach of the NHL Washington Capitals after former goaltending coach Dave Prior stepped down due to family reasons.
He’s the reason Theodore is playing so well this year?
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
The two things Maurice did that made me hate him:
1) His team preventing the Leafs from winning the Cup, 2002.
2) His team preventing the Leafs from winning the Cup, 2006-08.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
we both be leaf fans and all, but don’t insult Alyn McCauley, LOL
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Alyn McCauley was defo a fave Leaf of mine back then.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Karina, you are making it hard for me to forget you are married…
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CENTER ICE!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Weird
A team had injury problems in the 3rd round of the playoffs? You’d think such a great team would have some depth to deal with it.
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Yeeeeah.
And how have you guys done in the two seasons since?
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
its been 3 seasons since
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Two FULL seasons, though.
I’m not counting a 10-game old season.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
buffalo lost to carolina in 06, weve had the 07 08 and 09 seasons since. this is 10
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh.
The #1 finish in the league and ECF loss to Ottawa was ’07 though.
They have not made the playoffs since then.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
indeed
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Especially with Briere/Drury/Campbell gone
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Losers always whine about their best.
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Rec'd
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Shit happens my friend
If JFJ wasn’t a horrible GM the Leafs never would have started finishing below the Sabres in the standings like they did in only one of 6 seasons before the lockout.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
well
if you exclude Detroit like he said that makes it….
1st, 4th, 10th and 10th.
DOH, stupid different conferences!
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
WATERLOO!!!!
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
dude you should really check your facts before spewing grabage all over the place
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
only goobers count the lockout
are you a goober?
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
well then its been 5 years
MATH!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
BUT!
it’s ok, you guys can defend your 1-7-2 leafs all ya want.
we’ll see how tonight ends when you play one of the best teams in the league. :D
And
We played Colorado already, didn’t we?
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
damn
you leafs fans are fucking stupid.
the only reason pittsburg is “better” is because they’ve played more games.
they also have more losses than we do.
same goes with any other team above the sabres.
last time i checked the sabres ALSO lead the NHL with fewest goals and most shots.
once again, where’s toronto?
If you're gonna throw down the disses
You better be ready to take some, son.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Man Up Moose!
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by SkinnyFish on Oct 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
your power play sucks!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
they have 1 more loss then Buffalo
but also 3 more wins…
I dunno…
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
So your goalie has saved your ass? Jeez….that sounds like the exact opposite of us. Miller will cool off soon I’d think.
WOW.
you leafs fans don’t know shit.
seriously.
Miller cool off?
he was one of the best goalies in the league last year, the year before that, the year before that.
oh and Vanek leading all powerplay goals last year AND leading in goals until he was injured.
was anyone on toronto close? nope.
was anyone on toronto close? nope.
Who said anyone was? We had Broken Crazy Eddie, Raycroft, and Toskala. We know that they sucked.
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We never bragged about our scorers...
So shut it, joeish.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
miller and vanek are awesome, no doubt
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Phil Kessel scored 4 less goals in 1 less game. Actually if you include his playoff games he scored more than Vanek.
Let’s just hope he carries that over to Toronto.
Thomas “$7.2M” Vanek.
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by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thomas “im always hurt” Vanek
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
The only reason the Penguins are better is because they are a much better team.
The season is young. Check out Behind The Net to see how common these kinds of stretches are.
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It’s more like we’re correcting you all over the place. Hard to defend the Leafs other than to say that they aren’t as bad as their record indicates.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions
With respect to the fine city of Buffalo
Enough, Pizza Hut. You aren’t fooling anyone with your stupid fucking Wingstreet ads. Or those ads where you serve giant hotel pans of your horrible, overcooked pasta and supposedly real diners think it was flown in directly from Tuscany. BULLSHIT. It’s bullshit and you know it. I’ve had your food, Pizza Hut. It’s ASS. Oooh, you tricked chefs from BUFFALO that your wings are good? ZOMG! I’m stunned! I never would have guessed people from that gastronomic capital of the universe would be convinced the food you serve isn’t low-grade dog food. Tom Collichio would knife you for the things you cook.
-Drew Magary
hahaha
He writes exactly what we are all thinking.
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Joeish
Yes, the Sabres are a better team this year. We are not stupid. The fact of the matter is, you came here, mouthing off, on a Leaf message board. You don’t think there will be some retaliation? If you can’t handle the facts we are giving you, go back to die by the blade or wherever you came from.
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by leafer1984 on Oct 30, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Yes...
we’ve had enough chirpers from opposing team sites already.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions
what's with all the trolls lately?
pretty annoying.
FACT: a team that has never won a cup AND is in one of the worst cities in all of north america shouldn’t be chirping anybody.
last time i flew out of the buffalo airport it was the anniversary of the day the sabres lost to the stars because of ‘the goal’. the sportscaster on the TV in the airport bar had dubbed it Bufalo “Get Over It already” Day.
by daoust on Oct 30, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
its as bad as us blaming fraser…
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
EXCEPT WE HAVE A TOTALLY LEGITIMATE GRIPE!
The NHL had made the in-the-skate crease rule clear. Their only mistake was sending a written memo to a city known for it’s low level of literacy.
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by PPP on Oct 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 14 recs
I dunno
I haven’t responded much to them because I’m laughing too hard to type
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions
"Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated."
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions
TODAY IS NOT A DAY TO ENGAGE WITH UPSTATE NY (AKA 'ONTARIO'S TAINT)
Instead, let’s celebrate that Jiri’s back. Over-under on Tlusty goals tonite starts at 4.5.
I’M TAKING THE OVER WHO’S WITH ME
by Godd Till on Oct 30, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Wait, I thought Michigan was Ontario's taint.
Or is that Ontario’s sphincter?
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
But... its like watching a bus drive itself into a wall...
So bad yet so amusing…
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
THEN HE’LL SHOW BUFFALO HIS DICK
WOOT
by Godd Till on Oct 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
holy shit, that would be the funniest celebration ever. scores his 6th goal, drops his pants, then skates around the ice shaking his wang for the crowd.
can i sign up with a bunch of new accounts
so ican rec this comment over and over
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions
dont forget
Hometown boyo Stempniak…
I feel like tonight could be either really good or really bad
THIS IS A JOKE
Joeish
Seriously. We get that Buffalo’s better than us thus far. But you really don’t need to resort to insulting us here.
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Over
NSFW Tlusty’s gonna light it up! :D
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Reply fail.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Could be...
- shifts eyes back and forth -
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No.
Just a simple brain fart.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
I thank you for acknowledgeing my goodness.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Anyone wondering why Gustavsson is getting the start tonight?
Leafs never win in Buffalo (9 wins in HSBC since 1996). Wouldn’t it make more sense to throw Toskala under the bus and play Gustavsson in Montreal for a game the Leafs have better odds of winning?
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Yeah
I had the same thought. Toss Toskala in tonight and let the ensuing slaughter be the end of his career.
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Do you think that’s a message that has to get sent?
I’d rather play the odds
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Ehh, I think there’s not that much of a gulf between road games in BUF and MTL. It’s not like it;s NYI then PIT or something.
The Leafs are .311 in Buffalo putting up just 9 wins in 13 years. Miller has owned the Leafs outright no matter the venue.
I think the gulf here is Pit-NYI and they’re rolling out the goalies in the wrong order.
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Actually, Miller’s been pretty good for four goals a game a lot recently. He runs hot and cold against the Leafs. Of course, when he’s given up four he’s still won about half of them.
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Miller has beaten the Leafs five straight.
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It was two years ago I am thinking about. The one with that awful 5-4 loss. They scored 4 goals on him I think half of the games that year.
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Agreed. Sure Buffalo is the better team, but it’s fucking Montreal and on Halloween no less. How do you not play you’re new upstart rookies goalie nicknamed The Monster?
They call me Splodeybones.
could be they’re still trying to insulate Jonas. That’s going to be a LOUD game in Montreal Saturday…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Hadn’t thought about dealing with the crowd in MTL, good point. Stil, I’d rather play the odds on this one.
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at this point
looks like “later”
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
for some reason
he’s being given every chance to succeed
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Said that yesterday, so I agree.
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So we have one win in 10, we’re finally playing something that looks like NHL caliber hockey, and you want to sacrifice two points tonight ’cause of our history in Buffalo, so the team is nice and down on itself going into a powder keg in Montreal?
No, fuck that.
You go in with the intent of winning 4 points, because otherwise we’re guaranteed to walk out with 0.
Resident Capologist
You want the best chance at getting 4 points, play Gustavsson in both games.
You want to get Vesa a start, play the odds and throw Toskala in net tonight and Monster in net on Saturday.
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The problem is that Toskala might play tomorrow night so it’s really throwing a rookie to the wolves in a rink where the Leafs have traditionally been horrible. Not bad, but horrible.
and then, the worst goalie in the NHL goes into Montreal where a bad goal starts the horn, the crowd, and the collapse.
I hate this idea the more i think about it.
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Well this certainly went downhill.
I wanted to believe I could have a civil conversation with Leafs fans about tonight’s game. I refrained from any insults or jabs, even joked about how bad our backup goalie is, and hardly even hyped up my team out of respect and consideration that you guys are having a bad year.
All of a sudden Scott Norwood gets brought up for no reason whatsoever, and then I have to look at the fucking image of Brett Hull in one of the most painfull moments in Buffalo’s history, all because “it just seems to come up”. Yeah man, YOU brought it up. Then came fat jokes, then came 0-cups insults…
Real fucking nice, guys. Your fanbase looks so respectable right now.
sob
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
Don't blame us....
That joeish guy decided to act all smug and crap. He wanted to throw down, he is going to have to learn how to take it like a man.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
actually..
I was throwing a few jabs in that you ladies shouldn’t have whined about.
but ohhh no, i say one thing and everyone in toronto cries over it.
if you guys weren’t such cry babies then it wouldn’t have escalated.
i was fine with talking about our shitty goalie, but after i said we’re better OH NOOOO.
Who’s crying? we’re too busy laughing at your malapropisms
LALIME WON THE VEZINA!
KHABIBULIN STUNK IN SAN JOSE!
NAPOLEON SUCCESSFULLY INVADED RUSSIA!
GO SABRES!
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by PPP on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
LALIME WON THE VEZINA!
KHABIBULIN STUNK IN SAN JOSE!
NAPOLEON SUCCESSFULLY INVADED RUSSIA!
GO SABRES!GO FLYERS!!!
Fixed it for you PPP.
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
GO SABRES!!!1
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
lol
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Again, the insults. You came in with insults and continuing yet get mad when we retort. Man up moose
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Yeah
If you can’t handle the fire you dish out, stay out of the kitchen.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Talk to your commenting buddy for the fun turn that the comments took but come on, Norwood and Hull are playful jabs. You should have brought up Kerry Fraser.
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HIGH STICK!!!1
WIDE RIGHT!!!1
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
seriously, with the amount of shit leaf fans have taken the past 43 years, you seem like a giant pussrag
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey man, we have no problems having a civil conversation but:
Hell I feel bad you have to take on our Tyler Myers tonight, let alone our whole team.
Btw, Miller most likely won’t be starting tonight.
They are gonna give him the night off since it’s the leafs and Lalime will be in
Who threw the first stone?
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I know. We don’t have an issue with you, well at least I don’t. Quite frankly, we have had other teams come here and have had great debates without insults.
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I have no issue with you, it’s just that joeish chap that’s causing a ruckus here.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry about your weight trouble.
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relax man, we were just trying to joke around
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
93, 94, 99 and 02 plus we lived through ballard and jfj
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Exactly
Complain about it endlessly and tear into anyone who dares broach the subject that isn’t a Leafs fan.
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I find it funny that the leafs havent won a cup in 43 years, yet they still have the 2nd most cups all time. You would think they have 0 the way people talk about them
I always hear, Yea well they won with only 6 teams!
as if that means they dont count, by that logic montreal should only have 10 cups…. you never hear people rip on montreal for winning 14 cups with only 6 teams in the league
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
imagine how fucking bad that sucks
I imagine the pain and suffering is comparable to living in Western New York.
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by mf37 on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
rec’d
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Rec'd
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
hehehe
you’re not gonna beat us in the pity department either ;-)
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
The WAAHHHHHmbulance awaits.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
DUDE
We are trying to make things a little more civil now.
Come on
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My bad.
:(
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
hahah
way to throw fuel on the fire
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I made an error.
I am a rookie after all. :P
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
heh
I don’t know. I think it’s funny to see the pity paramedics on the scene although we need the logic ones for joeish
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So I have to miss the game because of work, later guys. GO LEAFS GO. I expect a win when I get home
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
Awww....
we’ll miss your presence. Hope to see ya tomorrow. :D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Scenario: It’s Game 6 of the ‘99 Finals, and Brett Hull just scored. How bad do I feel if we still don’t have even one Cup, by contrast to having 2 or 3 hanging from the rafters? Hell, how bad would we feel if we had 13, second most in the NHL? I bet not as bad as having 0 cups…
I would bet just as bad because I’ve never seen the Cup won by my team.
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Same thing.
It’s sad when my biggest Leaf memory is losing to Carolina in ’02.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
its nice to know you feel like shit. so remember, even if buffalo wins tonight, just remember that your team has never won a championship and ours has won 13 :)
im just teasin big fella
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
after the past decade of being the butt of 1967 jokes everywhere we turn?
It’d be pretty horrible.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
DUDE
get over yourself. check out ANY Toronto daily and count the number of 1967 references. FROM THE HOME TEAMS OWN MEDIA!!!
When Buffalo’s talking heads turn on the Sabres/Bills, then come back and tell us.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions
everywhere you turn, it 1970 flashed in your face?
Have you had two books released in the past few months on the subject of why your team sucks? And one of them put on sale for “19.67”??
No.
So don’t think we don’t have it bad, despite being one of the best franchises in history… it’s been a hard time lately.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
And when the league sends the memo around reminding you of the fact every day for the rest of your lives we’ll feel bad for you.
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its sickening
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
are sabres fans selling their loyalty on ebay?
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yep.
I heard “hasek72” (aka Lew from Albany) is selling his loyalty to the Sabres for $15.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Are you fucking serious? When you think “NO CUPS”, you think “BUFFALO” immediately!!
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
i think vancouver…..lol
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
actually
given events around here lately, well all think “VANCOUVER CANUCKS” first
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
LA KINGS
ALWAYS AND FOREVER.
1993 – Never Forget!
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
The list is long but distinguished.
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This is odd. Fans from other teams aren’t supposed to clue into the fact they haven’t been that successful when talking to us.
I commend you sir.
There’s nothing to hide with us, it’s all been said so many goddamn times. I mean, as soon as any Buffalo fan introduces himself on or offline, the first thing everyone thinks in the back of their mind is “no championships”.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
anytime someone finds out im a leaf fan im bombarded with 67
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
I tend to think of the Bills to be honest but that’s probably because it’s hilarious.
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the first thing everyone thinks in the back of their mind is "no championships".
you and the other 13 teams that haven’t won one either ;-)
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
What I’m saying is, even if you guys lost a cup finals, you can say “Hey, at least we’ve got 13! Only one other team has more than us!”
Like, I would feel horrible about losing ’99, but if we had won ’75, I could think “At least we won it all with the French Connection in ’75 against the goddamn Flyers”.
But I cant.
you can't
and you don’t have guys like “joeish” trolling around saying “ZOMG LEAFS SUCK, 1967, NO PLAYOFFS, KHABIBULIN STUNK IN SANJOSE!!!”
it sucks to be a Sabres fan. I got nothing against you. I’d be pretty bent out of shape about 99 still myself. but you’ll get no sympathy here…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Just saying, it’s worse to never have won the cup in 38 or 39 years, rather than haven’t won a cup in 40 something years.
Hell, I would love to be able to say, “Buffalo hasn’t won the Cup SINCE…”
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I feel like you are having us on. This seems too clear-headed to be coming from a rival’s fan.
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yea, id rather have no had sex in 43 years than be a 40 year old virgin
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What’s gonna blow your mind is that my name isn’t ted. lol
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
since we're being honest
my name isn’t blurr1974
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah... and my name isn't "Kavel Pubina"
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Farry Kraser is my real name…… Go Sabres!!!1
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU’RE A FRAUD! YOU’RE SUCH A SQUATTER!! YOU STOLE THAT NAME FROM THE REAL KAVEL PUBINA!!!! ZOMGBIES!!
They call me Splodeybones.
Even worse...
I flip the real guys’ name’s first letters around. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno....
some scrub who plays soccer in Europe.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
And that "Reyes" guy I rep in the avvy...
I killed him.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Though he's still barely alive...
finish the job.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Damn. I thought your parents were d-bags for nameing you blurr1974.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
No
Just crazy for naming Frederick Willington III
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om brantford!!!
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
gah!
i tried to say, gretzky is from brantford
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT?
I was so sure that was the name on your birth certificate!
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Is "Karina" your name?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
take it from me
it’s not any better having a 4 decade long cup drought.
it’s actually a bigger issue. Chicago has a longer drought, but how often does that get brought up by the Chicago media…?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Chicago didn’t have any fans until two years ago.
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by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, they’ve had Bears and Bulls championships. I mean, comeon, Michael fucking Jordan…. that is all.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
1992 and 1993 World series Champs sure hasn’t taken the sting out of our lack of cups
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Truthiness.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
not even close
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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 30, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
And the Argos...
who watches them anyway?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
ARGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS!
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The Toronto Nationals?
Lacross Champs?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I had no idea the Jays won any championships. Whoa. But seriously, Jordan played and won it all in Chicago… so that probably took some serious sting off the NHL cup drought…
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
because hockey isnt #1 there
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Ahoy hoy
Maybe we can start having intelligence discussions when you stop trying to earn our ire/annoyance/sympathies :)
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SPORTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrAHO9DM8_o
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“Iced Canes” is the best.
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its because they dont actually care about hockey there…. they only care when the team is good, and now that they are good they dont bring up any of their shitty past. unlike toronto….
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
I wish you guys had won in 1975 instead of Philly.
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OH well.
I started off fine, and you guys couldn’t take the fact I was saying i feel bad you have to face us.
THEN OH NO!
BREAK OUT THE TISSUES.
sorry i’m not gonna sit back and take it.
I even stopped and started talking about lalime but nope, you guys couldn’t quit.
WELL, whoever is in goal tonight for us, have fun watching them completely own the 1-7-2 toronto make believes. (talent wise, that is)
I WON’T HANG AROUND A MAPLE LEAFS MESSAGE BOARD AND INSULT THE MAPLE LEAFS AND BE INSULTED FOR IT
NO SIR THAT DOG WON’T HUNT
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by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Karina, Grammar Police
Where are you? You’ve torn me to pieces for far less.
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
You do know you’re allowed to continue a paragraph after using a period, right? You don’t need to start a new one.
EVERY LINE IS A NEW THOUGHT!
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Tissues? Why? Are you going to keep getting overly excited about Tyler Myers?
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WELL, whoever is in goal tonight for us, have fun watching them completely own the 1-7-2 toronto make believes. (talent wise, that is)
I’m glad you said talent wise, I mean, I thought you were saying Toronto was a fictional hockey team and Buffalo was going to be “playing Toronto” in the sense that due to runoff from Love Canal everyone on the Sabres would share the same schizophrenic delusion tonight in some sort of mass hallucination, y’know?
That would have been weird as hell.
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Tyler Myers is so good he can beat the Sabres single-handly. Even when he’s playing on said Sabres team.
Tyler Myers is so awesome
that he can win Stanley Cups and go back in time to help Buffalo win the Cup in ’99
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions
might make for a cool movie though. like two guys, tripping balls on some trip to some far away locale….
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Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Just started reading that book and it’s hilarious/insane.
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it’s crazy that he was a sports journalist…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
“Whoa man did we really just win the Stanley Cup?”
“Yeah dude we totally hosed the Buffalo Figments of Our Drug Induced Mania”
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by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t stop here Skinny, this is Sabres country.
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Fortunately it’s only for a ten miles radius around Buffalo’s city center. Then we cross over into Maple Leaf or Ranger territory.
They call me Splodeybones.
Not really... I live in Rochester and we're all Sabres fans out here as far as Syracuse or Albany. Way more than 10 miles...
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Rochester?
No wonder you feel so bad.
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Yeah holy shit. I didn’t know you were from Rochester. My condolences to you and yours.
They call me Splodeybones.
One time SkinnyFish and I were in the middle of a blizzard in Rochester and kept driving because we liked our chances better driving with two feet of visibility vs. stopping in Rochester.
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I mean that’s how it starts y’know? You get a hotel room in a blizzard and then they never let you leave.
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heh, think of how many times teams have lost to this “Make Beleive” team
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Buffalo Sabres Blog for Intelligent Fans
When this joeish guy isn’t showing any logic nor intelligence.
(No offense to Die by the Blade, I’m sure all of them there are nice chaps.)
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I gotta bounce...
Ripping drywall out of my kitchen tonight, and not looking forward to it. Hopefully my Sabres will win in OT so you guys can get a point out of it too, right? lol
Later chodes (look it up).
multiple choda?
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 30, 2009 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
You can look it up too, thanks to the magical webpage that lets you search for things: www.altavista.com wow!
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have fun, Im stuck going to a wedding tonite… ARGH
a HALLOWEEN themed wedding…
costume required
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
ditto
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
tell that to my wife.
the only positive note is that I will probably be blacked out from watching the game anyway.
I’ll come home after and watch the replay on Leafs TV
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah you’ll do a number.
A dance number.
In your tights. In Texas Chainsaw Mascara… which is where you’re from.
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chode
noun
1) A penis which is wider than it is long
2) An extremely lame guy
Self definition on both?
They call me Splodeybones.
3) A Leafs fan who has sex with a fish after losing a bet the Leafs would win in Buffalo tonight.
“GAY FISH, YO!” – Kanye West
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
hahahaha
You’re so sensitive. I hope the Sabres win so that you don’t hang yourself.
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Your wife is sensative, right on her...
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
YOU ARE ALL REALLY COOL
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typo*
I MEANT “NOT COOL” SHIT
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‘your wife’ jokes are always cool right?
or does it stop being cool out past the 10 mile boundary of Sabre’s fans
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
We seriously need to get you some internet smack talk training wheels. You’re definitely not ready to slug it out with the big boys yet. You seem to have proper sentence structure down, so I recommend trolling the Habs fan sites because you’ve already got a leg up on them.
They call me Splodeybones.
I try not to insult, it’s bad Karma. You guys could probably benefit from some good Karma if you think about it…
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.
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by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Run, he has a board with a nail in it!
They will soon make bigger boards with bigger nails, until one day they make a board with a nail so big it will destroy them all!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, phone rang. It was your wife. Can you say, “booty call”?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Sweetheart my fiancee wouldn’t give you the time of day.
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That’s because we usualy hook up at night…
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Do you want me to find her a computer so that she can make fun of you too?
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please, this would be awesome
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m the less snarky one in our relationship. Honest to god she’d kill him.
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I'd want to see it.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
holy crap
I need to meet your fiancee
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
She seems really nice when you first meet her. She’s a tiny ball of hatred for the world.
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sounds like a match made in heaven
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions
you getting married in November, when it matters?
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t even want to hear what she sounds like, her mouth is usually stuffed.
Anyways, if you guys wanna learn some real ebonic insults, you gotta watch this shit:
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
And now I really gotta get back to the house remodeling bullcrap. Can’t say this was fun. Later chodes.
by tedrecommends on Oct 30, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Bye.
OH I GET IT! “CHODE” = PENIS!
How did I not get it!? /sarcasm
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
We all know for a fact Tlusty doesn’t have a chode.
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I get it. Black people. Heh.
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I feel like you’re just working your way through a book of insults. I know that’ll leave your fellow Rochestarians mute but here it’s just confusing.
Try being:
1. Original
2. Funny
3. Not Stupid
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by PPP on Oct 30, 2009 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
your mom should try to be original
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SICK BURN
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* does the Shawn Merriman sack dance *
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Oh man, speaking of hilarious poor sports I can’t find a picture of the Patriots doing the Shawn Merriman sack dance at center field at San Diego in the playoffs. :(
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you are now a graduate of the tedreccomends school of insults.
Please pick up your buffalo wings and fat hooker at the door
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
And drywall to work on.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll take the wings and fat hookers are probably amazing in the dark.
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you get to guess which one is which
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
unfortunately your taste, smell and touch senses will give you false positives on both counts
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
i think i just made myself sick there
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Cover them both in hot sauce to mask the otherwise poor flavor.
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Actually... it was your ex-wife...
Can you say, “REJEC-TED!”
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
WHOOPS
Missed field goal! Ouch.
Rejec-Ted once again!
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
don’t you have drywall to tear out? get to work, slacker!
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
We all want to hear it...
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha.
This kid I went to high school with was leaning up against a big stack of drywall. His parents were remodeling their kitchen. While leaning on it it shifted and fell on him and broke both his legs.
Same kid also sent a naked picture of himself to a girl on the internet who sent it to her friend for a second opinion; girl #2 went to our tiny private high school. Totally owned.
Anyhow after my first year of college me and my other friend were at Wendy’s when drywall dude walks in. He sits down with us and while talking I go “Hey remember that time all the drywall fell on you?” and he got up, threw his entire uneaten meal in the trash and left. I’ve never spoken to him since.
Which is kind of sad, I actually visited him in the hospital…
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i never get tired of that drywall story
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Good Point
It’s like Michael Scott trying to trash talk.
I expect Ted to fall into a koi pond now.
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“Yeah I heard that a lot. In the second grade.”
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The first time I heard that joke Chris Chelios knocked over his baby bottle.
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I know why you didn’t make a Chelios diaper-changing reference – that could easily apply now
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I know
That’s why I touch her there. Funny enough, your wife has a different sensitive spot but I am sure that a chode of your proportions knows what I am talking about.
Did I do it right?
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very well done and <——TWSS
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
A chode should be an advantage. Ladies don’t care about length it’s all about girth.
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That’s what Wellwood keeps saying
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Jesus
I didn’t know how popular I was. :D
I leave and you’re all STILL talking about me.
I must have made quite an impact.
I didn’t know I meant this much to you all.
Peace boys.
People don’t like growths on their dick either.
They still give it appropriate attention.
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by clrkaitken on Oct 30, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
thats a rec
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Hell the ones on the testicles may help you turn into a 30 goal scorer.
by Clawson on Oct 30, 2009 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec-ing ball.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions
hahaha
Wait until you read the recap tomorrow. You probably just started a site meme all by yourself.
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Patrick Lalime won a Vezina once.
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Keep trollin trollin trollin trollin
WHAT?
Keep trollin trollin trollin trollin
WHAT?
Keep trollin trollin trollin trollin
WHAT?
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by Chemmy on Oct 30, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Rec’d.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
ditto
this is awesome
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
NOW I KNOW YOU BE LOVIN THESE POSTS RIGHT HERE
B-U-F-F SABRES ARE RIGHT HERE
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mother of god
you magnificent bastard
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Gameday Blog Post.
http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/2009/10/fiftys-game-time-leafs-buffalo-oct-30.html
/shameless self promotion
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions
Nice blog. I like it.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
WHY WON’T YOU ALL BE NICE
JUST BECAUSE I’M A FAN OF THE ANTI-POPE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CATHOLIC JERKS SHOULD INSULT ME
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Chemmy's gone nuts....
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
In a good way, of course.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I am a fan of the space pope
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Space Pope in da house!
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Huh
So that’s what the Clark-Marchment melee would look like if it were a message board…
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I feel bad
700 comments of beating up on Darwin’s Worst…
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only about 450 comments, the other 250 was actually hockey related
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
That's true.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
this thread
should go into the hall of fame.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
PPP has a hall of fame?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
not yet
but we should
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions
What would go in it?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
the funniest threads of all time.
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
This...
that other Sabres game with Jammies
any others?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
braces
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
it should.
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 30, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
PPP
Please save this thread and email it to the Darwin Award Committee…
Also, please inquire if there’s an award for those who submit winning nominations.
Thanks
by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Oct 30, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
http://www.nationalpost.com/story.html?id=2155193
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Too bad he's not based in Rochester...
maybe he could’ve gone after some “chodes”, whatever the fuck those are… ;D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
"she"
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions
B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks
LANGLEY, B.C. — Police in Langley are investigating after a woman kicked a man in the groin so hard he lost a testicle — the latest in a series of similar assaults.
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NON HOCKEY TALK IN THE CC
copycat
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by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
My guess is that you’re the groin kicker. I’m going home.
Wear a cup in BC folks.
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Question is?
Does she go after “:chodes”?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions
DAMNNN
I wonder how it feels having a citys team go 1-7-2.
Fuck, toronto knows how to show off when it comes to hockey.
Damn I wonder what its like to have not a single Stanley cup ever in your history
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh hai
you’re back. Just shut up.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
dude, we get it
mommy and daddy left the computer on, and you’re starved for attention.
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Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 30, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Oh bai
joeish.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 30, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT SAY YE MEN, DO WE SPARE JOEISH?
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Banned Chemmy 10/30/09 6:14 PM EDT Pension Plan Puppets I’m meaner than PPP.
Warned PPP 10/30/09 5:59 PM EDT Pension Plan Puppets We get it. The Leafs suck and you’re starved for attention. Hit another note because you’re a guest or don’t come back.
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions
it makes me so happy that Chemmy has power here.
Scares the crap out of me, but still makes me happy.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
it is good stuff
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
THE BANHAMMER HAS DRANK FROM THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVERS
THE BANHAMMER THIRSTS
Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.
the ban hammer does good work, id imagine it is more thirsty than usual, its had to work pretty frequently as of late
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions
you’re excitable today Godd, I like that
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I can has GDT?
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 6:58 PM EDT reply actions
Dammit!
I missed out on the fun!
Damn you work!!!
/shakes fist
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, still. Now truculently rebranded!
Forum board fun aside, I have a bad feeling the leafs are gonna get smoked tonight.
What is it about Buffalo?
Go Houston Rockets!
Monster!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
they’ve been soooo much faster than us since the lockout. I think tonight will be interesting because we’ve got a LOT more speed this year, but it will test our defense and mental resiliency, since we always seem to have mental breakdowns against them.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Oct 30, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
if the leafs can keep up a solid forecheck and create traffic for miller than the leafs have a chance
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 30, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 30, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
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