Maple Leafs 4 v. Barber Poles 5 (SO)

the “hey hey goodbye” song is sung by the more obnoxious fans everywhere. It takes the habs fans to come up with their own song with lyrics as sophisticated as:

ole ole ole ole
ole ole ole ole
ole ole ole ole
ole ole ole ole
ole ole ole ole
ole ole ole ole

Move over Shakespeare, eat it Proust, in your face Voltaire!

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions

GO HASB!!!!!!!1

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Mocking our Habs fan friend.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions

Mocking Habs fans is fine, I would just rather it be done without resorting to singing their songs.

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by stucky on Oct 31, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions

it's not their freaking song

You can hear it in Philly, you can here it in Noo Yawk

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Hmm

I don’t remember hearing it there.

I thought it originated in Montreal anyway.

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by stucky on Oct 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Isn't it a soccer anthem the effing Habs fans stole?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Ole yes, Goodbye no

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions

I was thinking about the stupid Ole song...

D’Oh!

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Pretty sure I heard it growing up in the UK

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 31, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Alrighty.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XowmOt9XMT0

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Seriously body

You’re proud of what you saw from the Habs tonight?

If so, you’re strange….

Still cautiously optimistic.

by FrenchFreak on Oct 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions

well buddy not body

In fact, neither.

Still cautiously optimistic.

by FrenchFreak on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

If I ever go as Vesa Toskala for Halloween

Not only will I have to wear a man purse, but I’ll have to have a glove hand with a huge hole in it.

by Rock Outta SoCal on Oct 31, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions

Plust you have to walk with your legs wide apart to match his 5-hole.

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by stucky on Oct 31, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions

a sieve would be a hard costume to make

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Naw

Wrap Toskalol in aluminum paper and then shoot him up with a m16

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions

gonna need the drum mag 120 rounds of red tip!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions

All you'd get is a perfect aluminum sillhoute of him

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Kaberle now leads the league in assists.

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Oct 31, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions

I love Kabby.

by JP Nikota on Oct 31, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions

Kaberle = LOVE

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions

Gawd I hate the Habs. They could fall into a sewer and come out clean

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:18 PM EDT reply actions

I’ve been watching Ian White every game and wondering why he isn’t considered for the Captaincy. Besides the awesome moustache, he’s always a solid player and looks like the leader type. Your thoughts?

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He gets considered here. We discuss it now and then.

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by puckurgently on Oct 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions

I don’t think it will actually happen though.

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by puckurgently on Oct 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions

I hope that Wilson isn’t keeping it for Kessel – time for another Leaf Captain for Canada.

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Oct 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions

from, not for

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

The only thing I care less about than how long it takes to name a captain

is where he was born.

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by puckurgently on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

this

i dont care if he’s from mars, if he deserves the C, give him the C

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

what can I say, I’m patriotic.

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Oct 31, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions

you can still be patriotic and not care if the captain of your team is canadian

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Patriotic is loving your country

Getting pissy about checking passports before you give C’s out is just silliness. Different things.

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Still...

that thought does cross every north american hockey fan when confronted to it.

Hate to admit it but, even if I was one of the few Koivu fan until the end, Vincent Damphouse still is the last Habs’ captain stanley cup winner.

Still cautiously optimistic.

by FrenchFreak on Oct 31, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions

I would make his Mustache captain, give White an ‘A’

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions

MUSTACHULENCE!!!!!!!1

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions

Why not?

He’s as close to untouchable as anyone on that roster.

by Rock Outta SoCal on Oct 31, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions

wondering why he isn’t considered for the Captaincy

I wonder why anyone thinks the C matters.

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by mf37 on Oct 31, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions

It would be a good reward for White I think. Maybe give him a bigger voice in the locker room.

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions

By all accounts, he’s not a real character guy.

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by mf37 on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Counterpoiont:

He has a moustache.

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by puckurgently on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

he also fights superstars

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions

He has a moustache.

so do 20 of the Habs’ mothers but i don’t see any of them getting a shot at being Captain

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by mf37 on Oct 31, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah, but they have more body hair

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah

… fuck. I basically just want someone authorised to tell Toskala to pack up and go home.

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

I believe Brian Burke is vested with that power.

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by The Meatriarchy on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Apparently not

Or he’d do it >:(

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

well i think gusty has the number one spot down

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

I thought that was in the past, hasn’t he stepped up more lately?

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by stucky on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Agreed. I don’t see a true captain, let alone a Leafs captain, on the team….yet.

by lordosis on Oct 31, 2009 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions

still too many little mistakes tonight.

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions

Oh well

at least we got a Pity Point® in three games now.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions

Time for the NHL to bring back the TIE.

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by The Meatriarchy on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

This.

No more of that glorified skills competition event known as the shootout.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Agreed.

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by The Meatriarchy on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

I’ve been barking up this tree since the day it was announced that they were looking into the possibility of ending games with shootouts.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

I’ve been barking up it since they introduced the 5 min OT

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by The Meatriarchy on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Let's go to a 10 minute OT...

then a tie if nothing is settled by then.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

this – and even if you lose in overtime no extra point(yes this would put us in worse shape, but i freakin HATE the pitypoint)

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions

I too hate the effing Pity Point®. It’s like getting a damn Participation Ribbon.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Meh, I'll take it.

If you made it to OT you were doing something right… better than straight up losing anyway

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 31, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions

NEVAR!!!

‘You lost, but you played a pretty good game, here’s half a win’

This isn’t Timbits hockey

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions

"Hey, you made it to overtime..."

“Take one point, and this participation ribbon.”

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions

Don't see it that way

You give points out to teams for doing good things. Losing in 64 mins is bad. Losing in 60 is worse. Losing to a penalty shoot is just flipping a coin.

Unless your goalie is tosk, in which case it’s charity.

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 31, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions

We shall agree to disagree on this, cause you can’t say anything that will change my mind on this subject.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions

And so it is

I don’t feel overly strongly about it.

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 1, 2009 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions

I'd take it now, since it's the norm.

But if the NHL decides to change the rules, the shootout has to go, pronto.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions

"Let's go to a 10 minute OT..."

I would prefer that if at the end of regulation the game is tied, they play an extra frame, ie an extra period of play. I even wouldn’t mind if even if it wasn’t sudden death. This way if a team scores an early goal, it will be up up to the team down by a goal to storm back, maybe even score two to win. If it ends in a tie its a tie both teams either split the points or they get none – 2pts for a win and 0 for not.

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by BlueBuds on Nov 1, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions

Most of you should have been alive when they added the OT loss point.

They added it because previously if you lost in OT you got nothing, but if you rode out five minutes you got a guaranteed point for the tie. Teams sat back and played nothing but defense so as not to risk their point.

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by Chemmy on Nov 1, 2009 9:18 AM EST up reply actions

which was fucking brutal

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 1, 2009 9:25 AM EST up reply actions

haha

You’re an originalist?

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

I think you either need to let games end in ties or play overtime until there’s a winner. Everything in between introduces really stupid problems.

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by puckurgently on Oct 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

If there were ties we’d be undefeated in our last four.

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by The Meatriarchy on Oct 31, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions

I liked those days

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions

back when you were a wee lad

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Little mistake #1: starting Toskala

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by The Meatriarchy on Oct 31, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

Bingo

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

little mistake #2?

you guessed it, vesa toskala!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

holy shit yes. things like dumping it in before getting the red line, and not getting clearings (especially on the PK) hard around the boards are absolutely killing us.

by lordosis on Oct 31, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah

Or Exelby losing the puck before the first goal or the team slowing down on the fourth.

Bunch of little things add up.

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Bunch of little things add up.

It’s not just a post-game analysis, it’s the Habs’ primary scoring strategy!

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by puckurgently on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

They are things even average teams rarely do, and I run out of fingers counting the times we do these things in one period. It’s very frustrating.

I’m just happy our conditioning and desire has been above-average lately. Not to mention our PP.

by lordosis on Oct 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

and how the hell did XLB end up on the PK???

anyone, anyone?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions

That’s what he was brought to play.

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions

are you shitting me?

Not a Woz reference

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions

Nope

he was also meant to be the 7th I think but Finger must be hurt.

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

too bad frogren needs to clear waivers

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Aww. :(

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions

Wow, Tomas Kaberlae is ripping teams up. CAn you imagine the passes and finishes when Kessel gets here DRROOOOOOOOL

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by LeafFan1989 on Oct 31, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions

Kaberle + Kessel = WIN

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions

12 points this week...

And have him in two of my hockey pools…lol

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by LeafBoy on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

I know man, Me too

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by LeafFan1989 on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Kaberle already has surpassed half his points from last year. In only 45 less games.

by lordosis on Oct 31, 2009 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions

I guess the concussion has finally worn off.

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by The Meatriarchy on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah

No kidding. Plus that wrist injury from last year

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by PPP on Oct 31, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Oh and also, Toskala needs to go. It must piss the players off that they could ave won the game had it not been for Toskalas crap play.

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by LeafFan1989 on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions

exelby also needs to go, Finger is leaps and bounds better

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Get rid of f---ing Exelby.

I want Frogren back.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions

bright spots
Poni with 2
Schenn with another solid game
Komi lookin good and solid
Grabbo still steady in the dot

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions

Agreed on all your points. Komi played damn well I thought. Made a lot of smart decisions re: when to pinch and with the puck.

by lordosis on Oct 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions

he also launched one of the habs halfway across the rink with a solid hit and then didnt bite on the lip talk after

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Ya, it was Moen. If it had of been almost any other Hab I would have wanted him to destroy him. I’m glad he kept his cool though.

by lordosis on Oct 31, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah, if the leafs had been up by two i would have been all for komi tearing him in half

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions

If the Leafs were destroying Les Hamburgulaires...

I would approve of any action like that.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions

poor spot – i didn’t play Poni tonight, I played Hags instead in one of my pools

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions

- Kaberle with 4 points

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions

We’ve also gotten over the lethargic play of the first couple weeks. The team drive and desire is back in a big way.

2 late 3rd period comebacks in a row to get games to OT. That’s huge. Eventually that kind of effort translates into wins.

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by stucky on Oct 31, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Now with Kessel on board.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions

yeah, one day they are just going to run into a team that crumbles when they pressure like that

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions

so, do I take the extra hour of sleep or an extra hour of watching an underperforming Calgary team play against an injury riddled Detroit team.

I hate working Sundays

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions

Sleep.

Who wants to watch the Red Wings anyway?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions

I might want to watch the Osgood follies

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Go for it?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions

I shall debate the merits over a pizza pocket.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions

How so?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions

I’ll enjoy a pizza pocket and think about whether sleep is more important than watching hockey.

I’ll probably end up staying awake, everyone works half-assed on Sunday anyways

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions

pizza pockets are wise, they will show you the correct path

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by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 31, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions

All hail Pizza Pockets.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions

also good news, the Leafs have games in hand over teams that are ahead of them, that week off put em back a bit

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions

I like you Jared

and the cut of your gib.

by lordosis on Oct 31, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions

why thank you, ive been working out

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions

gotta maintain those pythons

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 31, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions

and my gib

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions

blarg…I woke up from my zombie state to see them come so close to winning! double blarg!

We need some real victories to go with our moral ones

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Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 31, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions

They'll come...

with Gusto and Kessel.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions

the law of averages agrees there…it’s only a matter of time….and now back to my zombie state!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Oct 31, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions

Enjoy your zombie… ness!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, still. Now truculently rebranded!

by stucky on Oct 31, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions

BRAINS!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions

BRRAAAAAINS!!!!!!!!11

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions

does toskala actually try to lose?? it seems that way…

by leaflover4ever on Oct 31, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions

Yes.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions

dang.

by leaflover4ever on Oct 31, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions

His girlfriend dared him to to see if Burke will actually waive him.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Oct 31, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions

you mean someone would date him? :P

by leaflover4ever on Oct 31, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions

he makes 4 mill a year, im sure he has no troubles

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions

Alrighty y'alls

Good night, Leaf Nation. :D

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions

Tomas Kaberle has more points on the season than Sidney Crosby.

And in 2 less games, too. This guy is a beast. I’m so glad we didn’t trade him.

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Oct 31, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions

Speaking of the law of averages,

enjoy it while it lasts :)

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Nov 1, 2009 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions

FYI

TOMAS KABERLE – 17 pts
JEFF CARTER – 11 pts

GET BENT, “TRADE KABERLE” CROWD.

YES, I AM YELLING APPARENTLY.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Oct 31, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions

ITS GONNA BE AWESOME WHEN HE GETS US OUR FIRST ROUNDER BACK FROM BOSTON THIS YEAR

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 31, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions

FOOLISHNESS.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Oct 31, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions

MY FRIEND DRESSED AS BILLY MAYS THIS HALLOWEEN.

I’M USED TO THE YELLING.

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 1, 2009 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions

And thank you...

for letting me hang around.

Now back to he alley cat!

Still cautiously optimistic.

by FrenchFreak on Oct 31, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions

Fear not Leafs Fans

For tomorrow is the day when the games begin to matter. Nothing before November 1st counts…. Go Howa….. er… Sabres!!!!!!1one

by Cuffer on Oct 31, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions

GO SABERS!!1 and GO BURGER!!1

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions

I`m drunk as shit so I don`t know if this has been discussed. But since when are you allowed to cross check someone into the the lane allowing the puck to bounce off them and in?

Reffing has been fucking unreally shit this year and I`m fed up of being fucked over,

BE CLEVER OR I SEVER!

by Clawson on Oct 31, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions

Good News Everyone!

1) Kessel could likely come back on Tuesday to face the Lightning.

2) THE MONSTER will be stopping the pucks in that game.

3) Tomas BEAST MODE Kaberle! Seriously, 17 points in 12 games? He has more points than Heatley, Parise and Crosby in less games! Norris, Art Ross, HART!!11

by Frag on Oct 31, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions

YAY Kessel, Kabby, and Monster

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by Marc Pilgrim on Oct 31, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions

We're gonna KKM

geddit? Y’know, sounds like kick….

I’ll let myself out.

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Nov 1, 2009 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions

Soooo ......

…. missed the game, read your comments so I will take a guess that The Finn let in a couple of “Vesas”(or softies), right`?

Gooo Gusty!

"I woke up from my work nap for THIS!?"

by SweKool on Nov 1, 2009 3:14 AM EDT reply actions

One for sure, arguably two.

Plus his penalty shoot-out stopping abilities were as pathetic as our forwards penalty shoot-out scoring abilities… Yeah, any competition that relies on the buds having superior goaltending and finish on scoring isn’t going to get us anywhere with today’s lineup.

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Nov 1, 2009 4:22 AM EDT up reply actions