Introducing the Leafmobile
by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 10:36 AM EDT
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Currently I'm trying to get a job on the TSN analyst panel but they told me I need to have some hard hitting TSN style analysis. I looked at the Leafs terrible record and decided what's wrong with the team is most likely curse related due to that time John Mitchell swore at a voodoo priest while on a trip to New Orleans.
Obviously the only way to break a curse is to have a good luck charm. First up is the lucky rabbit's foot which is much too fuzzy and not nearly truculent enough with the additional negative of not being politically correct anymore.
Then it hit me: what we need is a hilariously decorated car. One google search and an obliging old webpage later I had found the Leafmobile. What does Leafmobile bring to the table? I'll tell you!
Leafmobile is a bonafied certified super-sized Toronto ride.With some clever work we can make "316 miles to Pittsburgh" jokes.This car is so mean it crashes into Dany Heatley.You like Leafmobile and think it's awesome.
So with all of those terrific reasons it's easy to see why Leafmobile is here to stay.
UPDATE: Gustavsson to the IR. Leafmobile is the worst good luck charm ever.
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I B’LEAF painted on the back quarter panel.
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I like the leafmobile and think its awesome
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LEAFMOBILE ROLLIN INTO THE P-G-H
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I’ll sell you mine
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions
when i get a new car, depending on what i get on trade in, that very well might happen
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Leafmobile
also makes an appearance in X-Box 360’s Forza2.
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 10:45 AM EDT reply actions
that is awesome
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions
it's a hack, obviously
but I found it on this forum. think i might hit the guy up…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions
The red wings had one of these, limousine-style. Ipso Facto
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2009 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Don’t come in here with your fancy latin and overpaid energy players.
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It’s basically 100k for every point he got last year.
Shit.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions
The Red Wings had a Leafmmobile?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions
they had (maybe even still have) a redwingmobile.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions
that's ridiculous
why would they want a redwing mobile when they could have a Leafmobile?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions
beats me, man.
I prefer the Bruinsmobile, myself.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I prefer the Bruinsmobile, myself.
The same one that runs out of gas half way to Carolina?
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Technically Gustavsson was hurt pre-Leafmobile (PLM).
I think it could still work.
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by Down Goes Brown on Oct 8, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
The Leafmobile might have limited the severity of the injury.
The Leafmobile – is there nothing it can’t do?
Leaf, the universe and everything.
Better safe than sorry. Let’s blow it up.
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wooo
I’ve got the C4!
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
If we’re going to either make our own if that nasty Pontiac above is deemed already cursed, I suggest something made in Ontario- a tricked-out Civic Type-S if it applies. Surely someone (Jared) could do a digital design. I would suggest a GM product, but Pete’s fans never cheer for anything from Oshawa. Except one of the numerous successful criminal prosecutions of a General’s teenage fan.
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wooo
Brampton REPRESENT!!!!!!
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to get one of those limited edition 07 blue Super Bee Dodge Chargers and turn into the NEW Leafsmobile.
Or we could get a pickup and call it The TRUCKulence.
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truculence
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
only if we throw a big block in that badboy
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
oh yeah, thats the good stuff
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Now we’re getting somewere. Just combine the two into a MONSTER TRUCU-LIN!
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
MONSTER – GREMLIN- TRUCK
MONSTER-GREMLUCK
MONSTER-LUCK
voila
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions
look at all that headroom
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions
well
at least the rebel flag is the right colours…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
It’s got a confederate flag, mario, and 007. Truly, a wonder.
THOSE AREN’T SPEED BOOST BLUE SPARKS
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2009 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions
IT'S TRUCKULENT!!!!
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The Leaf-Mobile has it’s own website?
On Wednesday, April 10, 2002, I appeared at court for the Leafmobile’s 1st traffic ticket (improper use of a flashing blue light). I arrived promptly at 9:00 am and spoke to counsel regarding my plea of guilty with an explanation. My request to have the ticket fully withdrawn was firmly denied and she explained that she could only lower the $110.00 fine.
Ten minutes later my name was called and I approached the bench to defend myself. I continued to plead guilty with an explanation and the judge questioned, “What is this flashing blue light?”
I replied, “I have a picture your honor. May I approach the bench?”
Upon reviewing the picture of the Leafmobile with its trademark flashing blue light, he inquired, “Leafs fan?”
“Yes your honor.” I answered with pride.
No sooner did I answer and the judge firmly stated, “Dismissed”
I looked at council confused as she explained that the charge was dropped and that I could go. The charging officer, Ian Kosher, sat laughing in the courtroom.
by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
That's awesome
Leafs fans are everywhere!
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by PPP on Oct 8, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
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