Jonas Gustavsson on IR, Joey MacDonald Recalled
by mf37 on Oct 8, 2009 11:02 AM EDT
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Fan590 is reporting that Jonas Gustavsson has been placed on IR with a groin pull. Joey MacDonald has been called up on emergency recall (doesn't have to clear waivers).
It's estimated that Gustavsson will be out for at least one week.
blurr update - Hot off the presses, the Canadian Press is now reporting the same:
The Toronto Maple Leafs placed Jonas Gustavsson on injured reserve Thursday morning with a groin injury and recalled fellow goaltender Joey MacDonald from the Toronto Marlies of the AHL.
Gustavsson, nicknamed The Monster, is expected to miss at least one week.
PPP Update: Chemmy and I have been tossing around ideas on how to deal with this news. Here is what we have:
How to commit suicide quickly and without a lot of fanfare
- Cut femoral artery in a hot tub
- Jump off of a bridge into ottawa traffic
- The Wellwood - Try to eat as much as Kyle Wellwood
What ones can you come up with?
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well at least we wont have to worry about mcdonald getting claimed
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 11:08 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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by 6rick6 on Oct 8, 2009 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
here's what we do
every one pick a deity, and then pray/sacrafice/whatever daily for Toskala to play so well, Sather and Waddel start a bidding war for him.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually I’m going to make a Vesa voodoo doll and repeatedly stab his groin so he can be put on long term IR once the Monster is back; so Gustavsson can start with MacDonald as the backup.
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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2009 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OUCH!!!!
you see him around flinching in pain every now and then haha
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And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Oct 9, 2009 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Poseidon,
I know your busy with your fish stuff but if you could see fit to help out with our goalie situation and give Toskala helping hand to actually play decent, I would really appreciate it. And at the same time if you could erase the other GM’s memory of the past couple years that would be good too.
Hugs and Kisses
JohnnyG
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
that's the spirit!
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus H Baldheaded Christ!
OK, that’s probably not what you had in mind, blurr, but it was the best I could think of on short notice.
Where’s my flask?
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who wants to be the sacrifice to the hockey gods to help Toskala play better?
by LeafFan1989 on Oct 8, 2009 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vote Cornelius.
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NOT IT
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also NOT IT
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by Travis Hair on Oct 8, 2009 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so that leaves Sleza and Alix
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just go lure someone over from SilverSevenSens.
Gods prefer virgin sacrifices anyways.
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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2009 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 15 recs
Virgins...?
Sorry lads, can’t help you there. LOL
MsC
by Ms_Canuck on Oct 8, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
God that was genius
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by Space Weed on Oct 10, 2009 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/hides
just hire finnish goalie coach or tell toskala he has to wear last season clothes for year if he keep sucking
Как хотел я
by sleza on Oct 10, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
not it
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Ra….
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Dearest Quetzacotl,
I know my people may have had a part in killing off your followers but I would like to make amends.
I will sacrifice one Connecticut-based Leaf fan to help kick-start your bloody reign of terror.
Let me know if they should be bearded or not,
Love,
PPP
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by PPP on Oct 8, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, most wise and just Forsetti, if it be in your will, I beseech you to use your omnipotence and bring justice to we Leaf fans. Sparing that, maybe Loki could trick Vesa into being a great goalie?
yours truly,
blurr
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely not bearded.
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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear beloved Flying Spaghetti Monster-
We, your hungry but highly vexed yet devoted followers, humbly beseech thee to extend the glory of your noodly appendage to heal the cataclysm that is our goal-tending situation.
Roll down the glory that is your meatballs of justice and enable Toskala to play as if his entire wardrobe is on the line.
Cover us with the spicy, healing warmth of your tomato sauce and protect us all evil, especially that which oozes from the Snes fanbase like pus from an open, festering wound.
Your faithful servants-
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by kidkawartha on Oct 8, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
Rec'd
for “meatballs of justice” and “the spicy, healing warmth of your tomato sauce”. Well done.
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets pray that an alien symbiot comes to earth and takes over Toskala’s jersey so everytime he puts it on he will have advanced powers. He might also become evil, but who cares as long as he stops the puck
by 6rick6 on Oct 8, 2009 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Evil Toskala?
Will he zap opposing players with his new-found laser eyes?
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope that MacDonald starts. Saturday’s game is against Pittsburgh who just got embarrassed by Phoenix. They are going to be pissed and come out with a hell of a chip on their shoulders. MacDonald will get into the game regardless of if he starts or not, so might as well already have him out there at the beginning.
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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2009 11:12 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
MacDonald will get into the game regardless of if he starts or not, so might as well already have him out there at the beginning.
Instead of SPG, PPP should have a betting line as to what point of the game Vesa will get pulled.
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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LEAFMOBILE IS THE WORST GOOD LUCK CHARM EVER
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 11:14 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where’s Dany Heatley when you need him?
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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2009 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice work dummy
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by PPP on Oct 8, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could be a good thing.
After last week, we were on the verge of a full-fledged goalie controversy. And it didn’t sound like Toskala was taking it well. Wilson was in a no-win situatiuon, because if he made the right call then Toskala might pull a suck and end up being a distraction.
Instead, we can play Vesa for the next few tough matchups, watch him get lit up, and then when Monster comes back there won’t be a controversy anymore.
And also, we’ll be 0-6.
And Gustavsson seems injury prone.
So yeah… a good thing.
[bang]
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by Down Goes Brown on Oct 8, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
/gurgle
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is it really fair to suggest he may be injury prone at this point? I wouldn’t equate surgery for a naturally occurring, easily treated heart condition to the types of musculoskeletal injuries that arise out of being banged around on the ice.
by the cat on Oct 8, 2009 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch Vesa step up now that the pressure is off.
Please.
by Leaf in Habland on Oct 8, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
he had that chance last year and he sucked.
by 6rick6 on Oct 8, 2009 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jesus h. christ on a crutch!!!!
We finally get a goaltender with some real potential and he has unnatural relations with Vesa Toskela and catches the dreaded “groin of wet brown paper” disease.
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by buddha hat on Oct 8, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Those surgically repaired hips are a bit too tight. Need to be backed off about three turns.
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by buddha hat on Oct 8, 2009 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddammit!!!1
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2009 11:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how much of this is related to his surgery? I mean, they went in through the groin, did they not? Could be he just pushed a little too hard to get going.
i don’t think we can call him injury prone yet…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:18 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah the heart thing really doesn’t count,
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh crap, do they have to cut into his heart to fix this now?
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by Down Goes Brown on Oct 8, 2009 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his groin, perhaps the obverse is true?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think you actually get to his heart if you start at the groin. You’ll get sidetracked at his stomach. Remember that, after sex, 92% of all men ask for a sandwich . . .
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by buddha hat on Oct 8, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmmmmm Sammich
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they ask for sandwich
or something to drink….maybe through his bladder would work better?
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have a winner!!!
Groin action, a sandwich and a drink?!?!? You’ve captured my heart!!!
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by buddha hat on Oct 9, 2009 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Question
I hope it’s just a by-product of a shortened pre-season…
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by PPP on Oct 8, 2009 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that’s the only leg i have left to stand on. please be true!!!1
prediction – in March, when they’re battling for a playoff (!!!1) spot, we’ll laugh humourously about all of this and chalk it up to “early season adversity”. then we’ll wish they could have won a game or two around now, because those points they gave up early in the season could really be helping now!
/resumes banging head against wall
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suicide time.
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE YOU LEAFMOBILE
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 11:22 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
BURN MWHAHAHA BURN!!!!!!!!
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m scared to know what’s under the orange plastic sheet. I think that lady should leave it alone.
by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
updated
to add a link from the Canadian Press. nothing new of note, but if you don’t believe the radio…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That magic talking box is full of lies.
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That magic talking box is full of lies.
Chemmy’s right, Chatterbox was one strange film.
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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well Radio(star) was killed by the Video….. and I just don’t trust zombies.
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rule #2
double tap
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to break into the Leafs dressing room
and put this on the wall:
Maybe Toskala will take notice.
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 8, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
nooooooo
I am just going to accept the fact right now that we won’t make the playoffs.
Bring on Joey Mac.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 11:28 AM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs
Tank nation is dead.
Cue apathy nation.
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tank nation is dead.
Cueapathydrink nation.
Fixed
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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2009 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tank nation is dead.
Cueapathydrinksuicide nation.
Yup, I think we’re almost there, not even 4 games into the season.
Also, we’ll be 0-5-1, for the record.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We might never win again. I think I might wear a paper bag over my head on Monday.
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh, and the canucks had to go win 7-1 last night.
Please shoot me.
Alternately, give me a ticket to Toronto and I’ll work out of our Toronto office until all of this passes over.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tank nation is dead.
Cue apathydrink suicide nation.Screw tank nation.
Never give up, never surrender!!
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d for positivity (I don’t think that’s a word…)
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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2009 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it is now
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The word u were lookin for was optimism i believe
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by Space Weed on Oct 10, 2009 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So what you’re saying is, the Maple Leafs need to activate the Omega 13?
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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chiralli must be skipping around his office right about now.
Burke: “Hey Cherelli, can i have those picks back”
Chiralli: “…………Its a wonderful life……wonder if Taylor Hall is the guy we should pick?”
Burke: “C’mon buddy, for old times sake!”
Chiralli: “Ladedadeda…..and a good day to you. See you on draft day”
Burke: “Fuck you, man” (click)
by LeafFan1989 on Oct 8, 2009 11:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
HE HUNG UP!?!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Oct 8, 2009 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heres a suicide trick unique to the maple leafs:
lie down in the net behind Toskala, put your face between his fivehole and wait for the inevitable puck to hit you in the face. Prevents a goal, kills you at the same time and makes you the most popular dead leaf fan of all time.
by LeafFan1989 on Oct 8, 2009 11:53 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HAHA!!!!
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Oct 9, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
the leaf mobile is evil and i hate it
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Suicide...?
glad we’re not the over-reactive types.
still, courtesy of the Darwin awards, I present to you, death by enema
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Overreacting? No.
Forward thinking? Yes.
Tongue in cheek? More or less but I see a red liquid pooling by the door to Chemmy’s side of the basement…
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by PPP on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
red liquid...
did he try my suggestion with some brandy…?
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mmm brandy
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in
a weird mood, I feel like running around and screaming.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you sound like the voices in my head
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have the voice of a crazy woman in your head?
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, but i do hear screaming and the pitter patter of crazy feet running around
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats considered a “good day” for me
"It’s a brand new day
And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Oct 9, 2009 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Rectum? Hell no it killed him.”
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
by kidkawartha on Oct 8, 2009 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How to commit suicide quickly and without a lot of fanfare
Courtesy of snopes, the Pencil suicide
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 12:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wow….thats a new one
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that one debunked? i can’t tell…
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it might be debunked, but if you were to do it, you’d have to be really intent on it
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s definitely never happened but it definitely would work.
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by PPP on Oct 8, 2009 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a weird sense of humor—kinda dark at times.
Another suggestion: listen to Gloomy sunday. Inspiration should follow
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap that’s just weird.
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is completely possible
also possible to punch someone in the nose in such a way that it would kill them
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And the sun is high
All the birds are singing
That you’re gonna die" ~ Dr. Horrible
by Carnie on Oct 9, 2009 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got one
Go find Luke Schenn somewhere and insult the guy. You’ll be extremely lucky if you survive the wrath of Schenn.
Truculence is Everything.
by Kavel Pubina on Oct 8, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eat pop rocks and drink Pepsi?
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mentos and Diet Coke!
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You won’t exist anymore. Conservation of Mass doesn’t apply to OLAS
Space Weed Says For The Belligerent and Truculent
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by Space Weed on Oct 10, 2009 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toskala did it.
VT hit the Monster in the crotch with his man-purse.
by birky on Oct 8, 2009 12:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I KNEW IT!
That asshole.
Truculence is Everything.
by Kavel Pubina on Oct 8, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ill bet that toskala shuts the door on the pens and we win on saturday.
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by Matt_Roberts on Oct 8, 2009 12:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’ll take that bet.
The Toskala shutting the door, that is.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shutting the door
to the bench after being pulled?
HEY-O!
thank you, i’ll be here all week
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
try the fish
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
I asked Odin to get his players to y’know… incapacitate some of the better Penguins last night… but they didn’t :(
Also, I want Shane Doan on our team.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Shane Doan
but i’ll take one of Boedker, Hanzal or Mueller first.
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by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turris!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
they have
a lot of young players that’ll be great… I just want someone up front who can lead the team.
Doan is the epitome of a Burke player.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Which makes me wonder
which of our players is the epitome of a Burke player?
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 8, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wendel Clark.
..Crap.
I'm not even supposed to be here today..!
by Shield on Oct 8, 2009 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Luke Schenn
booyah
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian White
If he was 4 inches taller and 40lbs heavier
I'm not even supposed to be here today..!
by Shield on Oct 8, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if he grew back the source of his powers, the moustache.
I'm not even supposed to be here today..!
by Shield on Oct 8, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mike Komisarek
but I want someone up front.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mitchell would be as close as the leafs have
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The problem with Toskala is that he’s so distracted by all those sexy hockey boys with their big sticks that he can’t focus on the puck. And the fact that Tlusty keeps winking at him from the bench.
by birky on Oct 8, 2009 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Travel to Detroit wearing a Twins jersey…
by Ms_Canuck on Oct 8, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Drive the 401 blindfolded.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
iron poisoning brought on by overdosing on Flinstones chewable vitamins
/almost happened to my math teacher as a kid. He just thought they were really tasty
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
weird
I used to love those vitamins too. Didn’t they come in interesting shapes? Like the Flintstones’ car?
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i like the vitamin C ones
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
‘Flintstones kids, 10 million strong and growing!’
When Chernobyl happened, i was 13.. i started singing
‘Chernobyl kids, 10 million strong and glowing!’
Man, I’m a right bastard, aren’t I?
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Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2009 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fall into a vat of liquid chocolate… a tasty way to go!
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
snort australian fire ants (I saw it on one of Spike’s shows the 100 weirdest ways to die)
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Eat an entire bathtub full of baked beans.
Smash your head on the sidewalk until you die.
Go to rural Quebec in full Leafs regalia.
Go to Parris Island and start cutting down the flagpole with a hacksaw.
Play chicken with a combine.
Lick Tie Domi’s ass.
Keep firing Assholes!
The Leafs are back!
by Ubernoober on Oct 8, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jump into a vat of oil. The lack of friction means you have almost no chance of swimming out of it, increasing chances of drowning
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Force yourself to watch senator games and read the Ottawa Sun.
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by RepressedOptimism on Oct 8, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That only drives you insane.
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And smash your head into the table, causing death.
I'm not even supposed to be here today..!
by Shield on Oct 8, 2009 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
show up to a KKK rally in blackface yelling “WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?”
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Listen to Vancouver sports radio when they talk about the Leafs. Then try to lift Wellwood with the Clean & Jerk technique.
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by RepressedOptimism on Oct 8, 2009 12:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh man
you have no idea… I think the Vancouver idiocy is what’s pushed me over the edge.
Must maintain faith in Burke… must maintain faith in Burke…
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
if the Leafs fail, it wont be burkes fault, all the players he has brought in were good ideas, if they cant get their shit together, its on the coaching staff to bring out the best in em
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson’s lost his shine for me :(. I was not impressed with him putting Exelby in against the Sens.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, if exelby doesnt get his ass stapled to the press box i will be very pissed. He should also be the first one shipped down when vanry is `healthy
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exelby should be the 8th defenseman even before MVR comes back from injury. An injured MVR could play better.
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by RepressedOptimism on Oct 8, 2009 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
touche
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree. Can’t help feeling, especially considering XLB’s sloppy play on the first goal, that if Finger had been in the line-up, we would have won that game.
by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2009 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup, and to make matters worse, he didnt even throw a good hit on the play.
he is full of fail
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, even Larry Murphy is a better defenseman than XLB.
Truculence is Everything.
by Kavel Pubina on Oct 8, 2009 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beauchemin is the new Larry Murphy.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya!
Wait. When did we start talking about Beauchemin?
by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2009 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
right now.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh ya. He seems to be the least popular choice for next Captain at the moment out of the 3 Alternates.
I would still prefer they wait and gave it to Schenn.
by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Preferred method of suicide
Stick my head in a meat grinder. Better make that assisted suicide ‘cause I have a feeling I’m gonna try to chicken out at the last minute.
-Graham-
by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 8, 2009 1:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Mmm maple flavored beef.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
by kidkawartha on Oct 8, 2009 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saying...
You know, Vesa did go 3-and-0 against Pittsburgh last year. And it’s not like last year’s Vesa wasn’t also really, really bad at stopping pucks.
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by Varry Galk on Oct 8, 2009 1:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I will have none of your positivity around here!
Also, that was pre-coaching change, wasn’t it?
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope. Those were all Ron Wilson starts (although one of them might have been pre-GM change). But he’s actually always had good luck against Pittsburgh for some reason — 6-1, 2.87, .905 over his career.
Ah, who am I kidding. JONESTOWN!!!
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by Varry Galk on Oct 8, 2009 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
coach change for the Pens i think she means, they were one of the many teams that lost to the leafs last year and then fired their coach the day afer
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In the words of Bender
“Well, we’re boned”
Go Houston Rockets!
by Duster on Oct 8, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to show up at a Republican townhall meeting on health care reform with a sign that reads:
I’m Canadian and we have the best health care in the world.
And on the reverse-
Thanks for being the best in the world at “friendly fire”.
Support the troops!
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
by kidkawartha on Oct 8, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Berger is saying that Stalberg is OK and will play on Saturday.
So I guess we have that.
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by Down Goes Brown on Oct 8, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Where is Arch with an inspirational message
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
PLAYOFFS!!!!1
VESA TOSKALA HAS BEEN FREED!!1
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by eyebleaf on Oct 8, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That works too!
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
first I read that and thought it said he was fired
that would have been better
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wooo
a ray of hope!
Now, can we sit Blake and give Kulemin a spot?
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, no.
Where’s the faith in Blake?
He started rough last year, too.
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by eyebleaf on Oct 8, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
Blake’ll be fine, but he had to sit down last year too before he turned it around.
Also, Kuleim = Future, while Blake will be gone by the time we really make playoff noise.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re making playoff noise this year. Blake can help us.
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by eyebleaf on Oct 8, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blake would look great in Florida reunited with Dominic Moore.
by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t think we’re trading him away.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Blake for Nathan Horton?
A man can dream…
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we’ll even throw in Mayers and exelby
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2012/2013...?
i’m not waiting another season after this one!
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we’ll be in the playoffs, but no, I don’t think we’ll necesserily be serious contenders until that time.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’re winning the cup that year. The voices in my head told me so.
by 6rick6 on Oct 8, 2009 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just in time for another labour dispute….
Leaf, the universe and everything.
by 1967ers on Oct 8, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he picked his play up after getting scratched.
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by clrkaitken on Oct 8, 2009 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
from the Star
In the meantime, rookie forward Viktor Stalberg will not play Saturday against Pittsburgh. Stalberg left Tuesday’s game against Ottawa with concussion symptoms after a devastating hit from Anton Volchenkov.
After examinations by the medical staff, though, Stalberg was pronounced free of symptoms.
“We should have him back on the ice Saturday and hopefully ready to play by Monday,” Wilson said.
I think they’re probably right, and Berger is wrong.
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You beat me to it. We’re on the same wavelength today.
by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2009 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid question but
Where does Berger get his info from?
Wilson says ""We should have him back on the ice Saturday and hopefully ready to play by Monday,"
by general borschevsky on Oct 8, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what?
coming up with creative suicide methods is fun!
new method: Sneak onto wherever the Mythbusters do their experiments, and jump in for Buster (the test dummy) at the last possible second
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kari Byron…………
whoa, I blacked out there for a second.
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by SkinnyFish on Oct 8, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maxim!
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...
by blurr1974 on Oct 8, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFU!!11
I heart her.
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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 8, 2009 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMNIT
Why did I have to go and read the TSN comments on this story. Now the rage is back again.
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 3:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
the TSN message boards are where all the Habs, Sens and Canucks fanboys hang out.
by 6rick6 on Oct 8, 2009 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Titannica says...
Try Suicide. (One of my all time favourite videos).
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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2009 3:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
from the Sun
Meanwhile, the Leafs added a third figure to their goaltending controversy — kind of, anyways.
Move over, Monster. You too, Vesa Toskala.
Woody is now on the scene.
With fans debating between Gustavsson and Toskala, the coaching staff brought in a wooden cutout of a goalie and had players attempt to pick the corners on it.
“We’re missing the net far too many times,” Wilson said.
I wonder how well we did with t hat. (Full article here.)
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 3:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woody?
bow chicka bow—OW SPINTER!
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
all of this woody talk should go with the kari byron comments.
by birky on Oct 8, 2009 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what about
run around outside with an aluminum baseball bat and a piece of sheet metal in a thunder storm?
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by loser domi on Oct 8, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Golfing in a lightning storm FTW!
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m going to sacrifice three Senators to Thor, and desperately pray that he’s a god for the Finns as well. FML.
by Blue and White Expat on Oct 8, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No need to find a scapegoat, or pray to false gods
As an leaf fan living in rural Québec, it was I who channelled negative energy at Jesus, Price and made him suck. It is also my fiendishly devious plan (though less so now that I am exposing it to everyone) that MacDo the goalie shares time with the Monster between the pipes. I am pointing as we speak to the giant hole of suck that ends in China into which the next game Vesa will tumble and not return. If it doesn’t work, well… I’ll blame the suitable people . Patience grasshoppers.
by blue with age on Oct 8, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
blue with age is my zen master. And my Weebl general.
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by kidkawartha on Oct 8, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Normally I don’t like James Duthie of TSN that much, I think he is a bit pompous and thinks he is the funniest thing on TV which is clearly not the case. However his recent post on TSN.ca is pretty spot on when it comes to panic around the NHL these days.
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by JohnnyG on Oct 8, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PE
I certainly have a case of that going on right now.
Must. Remain. Calm.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Francois Beauchemin will not be minus-47.
Oh thank God, i was really worried about that. /sarcasm
"Life is just a place where we spend time between games. Hockey is where we live, where we can best meet and overcome pain and wrong and death." - Fred Shero
by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
San Jose and Detroit suck, are likely headed for the draft lottery, and are frantically sending their scouts to Windsor to watch Taylor Hall.
At least Detroit’s scouts don’t have too far to go…
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Detroit’s scouts are so good, they’ll take Taylor Hall in the 6th round.
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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2009 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
It's only a groin injury
Those never return over and over again for goaltenders, do they?
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by Archimedies on Oct 8, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nope
in fact, I say we should sign him to a 12 year extension right now!
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s the Detroit/Philly/Vancouver/Chicago thing to do… and since they are all ‘Cup favourites…’
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2009 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am losing my horny…..
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2009 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is information I could have used yesterday
I bought 4 tickets for the leafs game in ottawa in November.
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by furcifer on Oct 8, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
So, when can we start calling Joey the MacMonster???
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Groin trouble?!… I don’t remember this in the plans for world domination…
Hockey ain't fun unless it's dirrrty, kids.
by Rhaen on Oct 8, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
According to the Team 1040 and some threads, Carey Price punched a hole in the dressing room wall after last night’s game. Perhaps he was aiming for Jacques Martin and missed.
Now, this is from the Canucks sports radio, so take it with a grain of salt… but… wow.
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by Karina on Oct 8, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was he smoking 3 Marlboros at the time, or only 2?
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by stucky on Oct 8, 2009 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone finally told him that he wasnt allowed to have 14 year old girls in his room on the road
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 8, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wilson was just quoted on the Fan590 saying Toskala will get the next three starts.
0-8-1 sound like a reasonable outcome?
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by mf37 on Oct 8, 2009 5:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, this season just gets better and better.
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by article1 on Oct 8, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
From Zwolinski in the Star today:
“I got points in the first game (overtime loss to Montreal), and I’ve lost one game … it’s only three games into the season and I’m working on being ready for the next one,” Toskala said.
Reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where Jerry tries to convince Elaine that spending another week at his parents condo will only seem like a couple of days.
Ya know, I’ve sort of been on the fence between the “Waive Toskala” crowd and the “All We Are Saying, is Give Tosk a Chance” crowd, but this meh attitude of his really fucking irks me.
by Bag O' Pucks on Oct 8, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew I would start recruiting disciples sooner or later.
"We've had an ongoing problem with Grabovski this year." Bob Gainey, 4/04/09
by kidkawartha on Oct 8, 2009 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Given the Leafs’ luck, they’ll tank and take 1st overall…wait Boston’ll take it. Taylor Hall will turn into the best player since Gretzky and Burke’s hair will grow even whiter.
Go Houston Rockets!
by Duster on Oct 8, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If that happens I will stop blogging; buy 10 Copies of Abomination and immediately start cheering for another team.
In another sport.
by The Meatriarchy on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Remember to slice with the vein, not across it.
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by Chemmy on Oct 8, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
down the road not across the street!
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