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Leafs @ Blackhawks: Second Period Style



 

This is just screwby. I don't even...What is my life? I can't handle this. Let's not dwell on the incident. Second period we will boldly go forth.

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Dear Leafs

Start playing better.

Signed
Kavel Pubina

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Dear Leafs
Start playing better.

Signed
Kavel Pubina EVERYONE EVER

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

P.S.

Luke Schenn: Get your head out of your ass, soldier.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This euro-stream is much better than anything that would be on sportsnet right now

by TheDeek on Nov 13, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

tennis highlights in some other language? i’m enjoying it.

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by mauvais gardien de but on Nov 13, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I can tell nadal is winning

by TheDeek on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet sleza

would’ve enjoyed this too.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

text from Jared;

that period was 6 year old gay tell ppp folk i said that

direct quote.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Alcohol makes people even awesomier.

by Clawson on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m not sure what that means…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t either. I didn’t ask.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

spelling and grammar aren’t his skill set, drunk or sober!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Will he start throwing stuff at the ice

if the play doesn’t improved.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

we demand bloodshed!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

WE WANT TRUCULENCE!

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

nice of Hunter to hold him back…

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Have fun drinking watching the game; i’m outta here!!!!

by aki berg fan club on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Could have been us.

To state the obvious, couldn’t we be the Chicago Blackhawks in few years? That is if we had of just sucked and taken the picks. I mean, I guess Kessel touched the puck that period. I heard his name once or twice I think.

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Nov 13, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Wilson should walk into the middle of the room, break stick across his head and tell Exelby and Schenn to fight to the death and the survivor gets to play tonight.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

yup

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 13, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I approve.

Especially if XLB loses.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

KHL highlights.

Heh.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

the 1st peroid made my sad hurt

by Jamash on Nov 13, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

Now do I stay or do I go play PS3

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions  

depends what game…uncharted 2 is dope

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 13, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

only got one game, NHL10…

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

If things go south.

Go for it.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

And miss our comeback!

by Theodles on Nov 13, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

as an aside, does anyone think the leafs’ suckiness is a symptom of the coaching?
i know that burke would never fire his bud ron, but where does the buck stop?
is it all the players’ faults?

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 13, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

I don’t think so. That talk certainly quieted down when they won a few in a row and their special teams are getting much better.

I think it was one of the Sutter’s that said 80% of being a successful NHL coach is having a good goalie.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

if this crap continues someone has to be accountable.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess the question is, which players aren’t playing up to their potential?

Stajan and…

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Hate to say this

as much as we bitch about him, but Blake is playing up to his potential.

Schenn, Beauchemin…not so much

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that list is real long tonight

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Name names.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaberle, coughed up the puck a few times in troubling areas, the whole Kessel Blake Mitchell line have played tonight, right? Exelby is waiting to make us shudder each time he’s in the line up and bless him and all, but Schenn has not been good. Sophomore jinx perhaps, but still.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn – yeah, he’s struggling.

Didn’t notice Kabs.

But this all comes back to expectations.

Exelby is a 6th/7th D-man. Why is anyone expecting him to even tie his skates correctly? Blake is a bust. Mitchell is a first line centre in name only. He’s a third-line pug on any competent team.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Kabs – Not noticable tonight.

XLB – Sucking, per usual.

Schenn – Needs to get his head out of his ass.

Blake – Meh.

JFM – Meh.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Kabby seems to be affected badly by the forecheck…likely no one to outlet the puck to.

And yeah, XLB is not one we need to expect to be anything but a fill in guy, but he’s a liability. I’d rather let some guy like gunnarsson or frogren fill that gap (and yes I know frogren has waiver issues attached to his movement between the Marlies and the Leafs)

Blake is a full on bust. At half his pay rate we’d take him though.

And the Leafs as a whole are filling slots with guy’s above their expectations, hoping for miracles and accelerated growth. Hopefully those college kids will hop up to push the vets, because I think the risk and fear is just not there for the incumbents.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

the Leafs as a whole are filling slots with guy’s above their expectations, hoping for miracles and accelerated growth

This is it. Sadly, none of the Leafs are growing into the roles, they’re struggling mightily.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:47 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah…you can put hobos in tuxedos, but you still can’t teach them manners.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

But you’d have the first element of a smash hit reality show or sitcom.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

sadly fox has this idea under copyright

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

the three that have stood out for me have been Monster, Kaberle and White.

The rest have been inconsistent making plenty of mistakes.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

only problem with that

is that I feel like if there was an idea of " someone has to be held accountable", then there would be some sort of scapegoat that comes way to quickly, leading to a rash firing/trading/whatever that would bite the Leafs in the ass later on down the road

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not saying people should be rash in firings. But if by the end of the year they’re still playing like this.. then fire them all.

wish I got paid millions to fail.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

heh, I could get used to being paid millions to fail

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

wish I got paid millions to fail.

Go into a profession with only 690 positions globally that generates billions in revenue. You’ll be well compensated.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

there are only a few hundred people that do what I do. and my industry generates billions in revenue, but academia pays like shit. Good like I love my job.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

My guess is you’re doing it wrong. Those billions in revenue are going somewhere…ID where, apply yourself and when you fail you’ll get your golden parachute too.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

pure science is funded by public money. You don’t become rich off those sources, unless your stealing.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You obviously don’t follow hospital CEO firings. Most are paid $$$ to go away, only to resurface at another institution (and repeat).

Sarah Kramer got $317K to leave her job.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

medicine is a beast all in itself.

I get paid fairly well and I’m good at what I do, but you don’t make millions in academia. but I’m not selling something and I’m not providing a service that changes your day-to-day life.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

true

thing is we’re always looking for vengeance. a fired coach or a media roast of a an under performing “supertar”. And thus get a rash trade or firing in order to appease us. wait, this is all my fault?

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Nov 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

of course it is. It’s personally YOUR FAULT the refs didn’t rule it a goal, and why Schenn had that giveaway

/Berger’d and Cox’d

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not sure. If you look at Detroit, new players come in and immediately buy into a system. Whereas the leafs look like they are just a bunch of individual parts each doing their own thing. No sense of teamwork. The only players who actually seem to work together are the grabovski line. I think the coach has to share some blame.

Toronto Maple Leafs: Bringin' The Pain Since 2009

by LeafFan1989 on Nov 13, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

But Detroit, at least now, has success to back up this system. it’s easier to get players to buy into it because it has proven results. unfortunately, it’s not the same in toronto.

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by mauvais gardien de but on Nov 13, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Detroit also runs the same system in the AHL so their minor leaguers are already familiar with it.

by Theodles on Nov 13, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s not ignore the fact that Chicago is just way more talented than the Leafs. Half their team is up for Team Canada and Team USA. No amount of great coaching can mask lack of talent.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Its not like the leafs have no talent whatsoever. They might not have a bona fide first line but they do have players who can play the game well. And IMO, good coaching results in good team defence. The leafs do not look good on defence at all while most well coached teams have very good defensive schemes.

Toronto Maple Leafs: Bringin' The Pain Since 2009

by LeafFan1989 on Nov 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Tell me who of Kane, Toews, Versteeg, Sharp, and Byfuglien amongst the Leafs forwards are clearly better than their Chicago counterparts?

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The only one who belongs in that group form our players is Kessel. Byfuglien is not a tremendous talent but hes a very good agitator. Sharp is a good second line player while Kane Towes and Versteeg are young players that we do not have. We don’t have any first line players save for Kessel but our second line can take on the Chicago second line.

Toronto Maple Leafs: Bringin' The Pain Since 2009

by LeafFan1989 on Nov 13, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Sharp is better than any of our top 6 forwards, save for Kessel. And even Kessel can’t touch him in his two-way play. Byfuglien is a player Toronto doesn’t have in any shape or form.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions  

But isn’t that due to the Wings making their players stay in the AHL for several years?

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

even guys that come in through trades buy in to the system though. but yeah, it doesn’t hurt that the griffins run everything the exact same way in order to prepare them. (full disclosure: wings season ticket holder here)

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by mauvais gardien de but on Nov 13, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I think people don’t realize the Wings have been at it either. Same front office for nearly 20 years.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not big on comparing teams to Detroit. And it’s precisely because of Niklas Lidstrom. A hall of fame, arguably top 5 defenceman of all time allows a team do a lot of things 29 other teams can’t do. Zetterberg, Datsyuk are two of the greatest players in the NHL and the team got them quite miraculously.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

and to go from the leadership of stevie y to nick, that’s 20 years of never having to wonder what’s expected of you. the example is just right there in front of you.

http://mauvaisgardiendebut.blogspot.com - This is where I write words.

by mauvais gardien de but on Nov 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The Sundin void is quite palpable on nights like this one.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

buck stop

so do we have to endure a few seasons of shitty coaching because burke and ron are hunting buddies?

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Nov 13, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you think there’s a coach that could produce a winner with the thin gruel the Leafs are running up front?

I think the Leafs big problem is a complete lack of talent, not systems.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a friggin goal.

pile of B.S.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions  

this is what happens when lawyers run the league!

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Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

fucking hell. so unless there is an overhead shot of the puck across the line, common sense doesn’t come into play. where was the netcam shot of that one? you knew it wasn’t going to get called though.

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Nov 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe there is an equation for it; If the Leafs needed it, Fucking Never, if the Leafs don’t, Fucking Yes!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

re: Kane and Wilson

the thing that gets lost is the fact that the two have a pre-existing relationship.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions  

nevermind

they just said the same thing

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Why is Kypreos such a dick about the goal? Where is the puck if it is not in the net? Sorry, I guess we are not talking about this anymore…

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 13, 2009 9:31 PM EST reply actions  

Kypreos

was always a dick to begin with.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

$30,000 for a diamond ring, huh? He better get some magnificent, $30,000 happy fun times later that night.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

who?

and how many dogs did he run over to demand that kind of apology?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a commercial about how to say I love you properly.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wow

just…wow. people fall for that?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

not me.

I’d be like “SHIT he coulda bought a HOUSE for this…either he’s a moron or I owe him BIG TIME for some reason”

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know. Hell, I’m thinking of offering myself for a chance at a $30,000 ring.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone hearing this pink floyd – have a cigar metal cover advertising wwe?

by TheDeek on Nov 13, 2009 9:35 PM EST reply actions  

i’m so confused right now by this.

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by mauvais gardien de but on Nov 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

All I know is its the greatest thing ive ever seen, and i want to watch wrestling

by TheDeek on Nov 13, 2009 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm out

got some recording equipment from UPS just now. Gonna go set it up and listen to/halfheartedly watch the game

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST reply actions  

Good night.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

text from Jared;

I just burnt my tongue.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 9:39 PM EST reply actions  

hahah! on what? nachos? mysterious pork products in buns?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What did Jared burn his tongue on?

My best guess: Extra stength urinal puck

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s time to find out what urinal cakes taste like

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah...

the Peca injury…… I remember that well. :(

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:41 PM EST reply actions  

Evidence of Mitchell not being a first-line center #415: Ian White was beside him, wide open, and Mitchell throws a hard pass to him in his skates.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:44 PM EST reply actions  

JFM

is fucking with us.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

JFM’s ceiling is a third line centre. Travesty that he’s being run on the top line.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember when Chrstobal Huet starred in the parctice?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 9:45 PM EST reply actions  

Remember when Cristobal Huet

was on the Habs?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

FIIIIGHT

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 9:46 PM EST reply actions  

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

PK again....

Poni for hitting Huet

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:48 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. Kill me.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

we’re not even gonna score tonight

by KerryFraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

blarg...

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Ouch.

Okay. Cue heroic 3-goal comeback.

Please.

by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel to the rescue?

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

a hattrick would be SWEEET

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

a hattrick

 would be pants jizzingly awesome, but i doubt it

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to see Kessel score a hat trick just so you can say “pants jizzingly awesome” again.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

if he does it

I will do it.

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I can only hope you’ll use the phrase in due time.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

fire everyone waive everyone close the franchise burn the acc

by KerryFraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

salt the earth so nothing can ever grow again?

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Nuke Chicago?

Get Jared out of their first, though

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point...

I condone random scrums

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

“Mitä helvettiä? Vittu!”

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 9:49 PM EST reply actions  

pendejo!

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Brower, why don’t make yourself some tea, dip some cookies in while you wait in front of the net. Go ahead, take a load off. No one’s going to bother you.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Need to think postively.

Go LEAFS Go!

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

Stajan on the 1st? =o

by Theodles on Nov 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

The complete lack of random bounces that go this team’s way is unreal. There is always a tip or something that ends up in our net.

by Clawson on Nov 13, 2009 9:50 PM EST reply actions  

That no-goal in the first period for the Leafs effectively killed the team.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

doot doodoodoot doodoodoot doodoodoot

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck this team man. I hope Kovulchuk gets to free agency and signs with us. Only thing i can hope for at this point. The Cup has never been so far.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 13, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions  

Judging by the “1989” I’m guessing you didn’t suffer through the 80s. A decade without a single .500 season.

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Good lord

I may have not been around those days, but I’ve heard enough horror stories about the Ballard days.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

No, i’ll read up on that. But heard of Harold Ballard though the prick who made Sittler tear the C off so probably not very good.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 13, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember Harold Ballard

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I try everyday to forget him

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

do rw and burke ever get asked what they’re gonna do to stop the bleeding in press conferences? i haven’t seen one in ages so i’m genuinely curious

by KerryFraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:52 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Palmateer

would be good in net right now.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

we should call him… ‘cept he’s probably not in his car.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

The guy did help

get the Monster from us

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

shitty goaltending, stupid penalties, terrible defense and offense, no intensity.
it’s games like these that makes me wonder why i put myself through all this mediocrity.

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 13, 2009 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

goaltending has not really been shitty tonight.

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 13, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

he hasn’t been able to make the big saves (meaning he is not big enough to save shots he does not see like Monster can)

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 13, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He made a couple. None of the goals were stoppable, really.

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Huet is 2 inches bigger and hes done just fine;

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Its the teams lack of intensity, hustle and a don’t give a damn attitude AKA lack of heart

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 13, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

rec'd for truth.

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This is way too much optimism regarding the Leafs. I…really missed it.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

i felt good there for a second. then we took a stupid penalty and now i hate life again

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text from Jared;

stupid toskala is stupid

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Is Jared

at his breaking point?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

not until we see some Popeye action in the upper deck!

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By "Popeye" action

you mean Jared kicking people’s asses in the upper deck?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

all I don’t know is if he needs spinach to do it

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He's got the Alke O. Hall

to give him the strength.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

even if toskala was literally a wall it wouldn’t help our complete lack of scoring

by KerryFraser on Nov 13, 2009 9:55 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty much...

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it’s all confidence…toskala must never be played again. get blake to hit him.

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

OHMYJESUS. WHYYYYYY.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

Even Jesus is shaking his head and turning away from this game. “Sorry, my children, you cannot be saved.”

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

When Primeau has the Leafs best chance of the night, this is not a good night.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:56 PM EST reply actions  

You beat me to the punch.

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

And even then he decided to deke the puck over the net.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

BREAKAWAY...

oh wait…Primeau’d it

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hahaha!

I almost Primeau’d my pants reading that

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Is it me, or does our D take better care of Monster than Tosk? Am I projecting?

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No, it’s not just you. The Leafs play way better with Monster in net for good reason though.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

The Leafs were due for a letdown game after that Detroit crushing.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok because anymore it looks like/feels like Toskala doesn’t fit in…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Truth be told, I really do like him. And that’s too bad.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, me too…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

GO SCHENN.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

LUUUUUUUUUUUUKE.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, someone gets angry now?

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

FUCKING KEEEEEL HIM

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

chop his fucking head off!

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

attaboy Luke!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

Luke got one good shot in at the end..

by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2009 9:59 PM EST reply actions  

even the fights are kinda meh. When did the Leafs turn into hipsters?

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I love the linesman hugging Schenn. Priceless

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

he’s pregnant…you can tell his wife

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

We needed Orr to do that in the first…

Way to go Schenny

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

That's right

channel that rage, Schenn.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

"He's not a fighter"

according to the Sportsnet ppl.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:00 PM EST reply actions  

hehe =D Sometimes the tv-timeout commentary is good :D

by Theodles on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Amen to that.

I can never watch regular hockey games on TV.

TV timeout chatter is cool.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i honestly have no idea how this team is going to start winning

by KerryFraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Canadian 67’

WFT?

I bet it tastes like piss

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

First fight in seven games.

according to Off-Air Joe.

by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Off-Air Joe sez

“He’s not a fighter, he’s not a fighter”

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Nickels for Knuckles!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 10:01 PM EST reply actions  

Schenn is foxy when angry.

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foxy

but he was a bit sloppy in that fight, like a puppy trying to get used to his big paws

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

No I agree. It’s like he’s an awkward teen, unsure of his size and potential.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This team needs to be more fierce. Their eyes don’t scream, “I want it” enough.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

they lack the piss and vinegar. They need piss and vinegar!

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

MISS TYRA APPROVES.

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We need Tyra for her random motivational skills.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I might make a Tyra/Leafs motivational photoset.

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Yes, your photosets get rave reviews.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you think the Leafs D-men draw straws to see who has to play with Exelby?

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 10:03 PM EST reply actions  

names out of a hat?

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly. Like a secret santa, except instead of a gift you have to play with with a guy who struggles with most parts of the game and is going to make you look bad on national tv.

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Rock Paper Scissors?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Where the shit is the truculence?

Seriously.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Truculence matters little when the team doesn’t have the talent to kill off the penalties and score goals to win games.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed…right now…we need…PUCKULENCE!

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I WAS PROMISED TRUCULENCE AND COMPETITIVENESS. WHAT IN THE HELL?

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ANOTHER FUCKING PENALTY JESUS CHRIST FUCK THIS

by KerryFraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

Another goddamn penalty.

Ugh. >:(

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:04 PM EST reply actions  

I’m in a hotel room in Kingston with two Habs fans. They are laughing.

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 13, 2009 10:05 PM EST reply actions  

I’m so sorry.

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I’m in a hotel room in Kingston with two Habs fans

That had the promise to be the start of a great ransom note/cry for help.

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

OR A PORN.

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a porn about ransom?

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

No moreso the hotel room part.

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Call me old fashioned, but I’m not looking for plot, story or character development in my pron.

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

both dudes though, so I hope there it doesn’t go that way…

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Hmm, I’ll call off the pizza delivery guy then.

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“Sorry, did you order this pizza with extra….SAUSAGE?”

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

YES. Tip always included.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

This sounds like the motto for Kingston penitentiary.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

2 regulations wins in 26 games is what they have isn’t it?

by Clawson on Nov 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Habs suck

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Seiously this channel has the best promos

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Though I love the random chatter between the announcers a bit more.

The promos are cool. Defo better than Molson Canadian 67 ads and those fucking Rogers ads.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST up reply actions  

at least there is a new episode of Top Gear coming out this weekend. That’ll cheer me up

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

Thank god for

the Pacquiao-Cotto fight tomorrow. :D

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Jeremy Clarskon makes all better.

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Jeremy Clarkson Island:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMuO-8S_0Wg

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Now everyone....

bright side of life and all, what are some positives of this game? Anyone? No matter how mundane, what is one positive thing in this game for the Leafs?

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:08 PM EST reply actions  

is it one of those tear away ones?

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If someone could post a picture of Le Brun with that helmet again it would make my night

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

teehee

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

hey

That WOULD work for exlby

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

- The announcer chatter is increasingly hilarious
- Toskala not bad, just average

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Lots of opportunities to work on the PK in game situations.

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala is a positive…..that is all :(

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And that is a massive negative in itself. If Toskala is your only good player on any given night you suck.

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Kessel may be a positive?

by Theodles on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala not giving up a weak one (Kane alone from the slot doesn’t count)

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+

im drunk early?

"Dad why are you crying?"

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all of these

are positives. good.

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by loser domi on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks for killing this penalty for us chicago

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I really can’t believe this is the only the 2nd period.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

KESSEL.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

2 more LD!

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

it’s gonna happen!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel...with some mercy for us all

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

if only blakes long writers could see

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

KESSEL BITCHES

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

THANK GOD WE HAVE ONE GOOD PLAYER

by KerryFraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

SNIPED

Kessel hat-trick time. :D

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Huet Sucks!

Mwahahaahaha

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by Rob Parker on Nov 13, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions  

Yes he does.

Yes he does.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as he is in net there is hope.

If consequences dictate the course of action, then it doesn't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate the course of action, then I should play God...

by Rob Parker on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

text from Jared;

yah.your.not si urounded by cocky haawks fans

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

Holy jeez, this is why I love Toews. Filthy. Great save by Toskie.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

those are the saves we need from him

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

PIT will never say it but they want that one back. I hate that denial bullshit.

If consequences dictate the course of action, then it doesn't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate the course of action, then I should play God...

by Rob Parker on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Most definitely. Toews instead of Staal and Detroit doesn’t sniff seven games.

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by bkblades on Nov 13, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala with clutch save....

WTF? o_O

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:13 PM EST reply actions  

That was a beautiful save.

by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

Credit where it’s due. But I’d say he owes one or two more like that.

If consequences dictate the course of action, then it doesn't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate the course of action, then I should play God...

by Rob Parker on Nov 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed it was...

I’m not used to it.

Somebody hold me….. :o

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

please note that the game is actually 3-2 in a parallel universe where goal judges have eyes

by KerryFraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Toskala saves White’s bacon on that one. Wonder if that will have any impact on the “White for Captain” campaign?

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

Vesa starting to make up for the saves White made for him

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Well played. I think Toskala owes White a few more yet.

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by mf37 on Nov 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t underestimate the power of the ’Stache.

by general borschevsky on Nov 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala’s play is elevated in the service of White. Case still valid.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 13, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

A bit early for caroling, but

Here we come a Kesseling, among the Leafs so blue
Here we come a Kesseling, too good to be true
Lots of goals, scored by you
With assists aplenty too
And Burke blessed you, and signed you, to 5+ a year
And Burke signed you to 5+ a year.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

I Prefer...

Pulling down her pants, yanking off my own
Underneath the mistletoe, I’ll make your sister moan!
Oh, Heather’s hot, Heather’s hot, we’ll go all the way…

by Clawson on Nov 13, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone needs to bring one of those huge Millenium Falcon toys to the ACC and zing it from end to end and back whenever he scores.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 13, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell, break out the Star Wars theme

everytime Kessel scores. ;D

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 13, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions  

everytime Kessel scores an angel gets laid

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

With an assortment of Han Solo quotes as accompaniment.

“Great shot, kid! That was one in a million!”

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converter

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

just makes me laugh everytime i hear it

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Also Jeff Finger has been playing well.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 13, 2009 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

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