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Senor Blurr is out being a good dad at Disneyland so you get an original FTBer taking hold of the reins. Actually, as I write this, and use the powers of scheduled posting, he's trying not to swear in front of Bubba as the LA traffic lives up to its reputation. Meanwhile, my Google Reader is currently empty so if you don't see your link it's because you didn't conform to my schedule. Toss 'em in the links and I'll add them when I wake up/get to work. For now, let's toss around ideas on how we can get Bloge Salming and Down Goes Brown to coordinate so that they don't post on the same day and then take a week to write another post.

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Oil thigh na Banrighinn a’Banrighinn gu brath!
Oil thigh na Banrighinn a’Banrighinn gu brath!
Oil thigh na Banrighinn a’Banrighinn gu brath!
Cha-Gheill! Cha-Gheill! Cha-Gheill! (pronounced Kay-Ya, Kay-Ya, Kay-ya)

Sing!

Queen’s College colours we are wearing once again,
Soiled as they are by the battle and the rain,
Yet another victory to wipe away the stain,
So, Gaels go in and win!

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Nov 19, 2009 8:14 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

WHAT'S THE SPORT OF KINGS?

QUEEN’S!
QUEEN’S!
QUEEN’S!

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by PPP on Nov 19, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that doesn’t make sense to me. how can Queen’s be the sport of Kings? Queen’s is a school, not a sport. i get the sentiment and spirit behind the cheer, but it doesn’t seem very logical does it?

Is that the kid you want?

by kessticle on Nov 19, 2009 11:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I always thought it meant that Kings bang Queens.

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by PPP on Nov 19, 2009 12:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

In Kingston, it means that Queens do racist hazing, sexually assault anything that’s breathing, then get drunk on cheap beer and trash the downtown.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Nov 19, 2009 12:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

so like any other university

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 19, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure but we feel bad afterwards while UWO revels in it and Trent doesn’t tell you where it is to try to trick people into attending.

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by PPP on Nov 19, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I feel like I should defend my Alma matter but its true

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 19, 2009 12:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You guys are killing me. :)

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Nov 19, 2009 12:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

touchdown

dammit that was totally a touchdown. good game though. love that rivalry (the real battle of ontario)

Is that the kid you want?

by kessticle on Nov 19, 2009 10:35 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GAH

My heart, she is broken again. Who knows what happens if that’s ruled a touchdown?

But no excuses, Queen’s played great and deserved to win (man that hurts to say that!).

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

at least

you’re from UofT

although they did manage to finally break that 7 or 8 year loosing streak last year?

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 19, 2009 10:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I would rather be a Gael than a horse,
I would rather have success in the workforce,
If I want a fuckin’ c*m stain
I’d be a fuckin Mustang
I would rather be a Gael than a horse.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Nov 19, 2009 2:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hung like a gael?
no wonder all the good looking women are at UWO

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 19, 2009 2:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And no wonder they all travel 6 hours to party.

What the fuck’s a Gee-Gee!

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by PPP on Nov 19, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

515 yards. yeah baby.

by not norm ullman on Nov 19, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nikita Filatov

No way Columbus will deal him to T.O. short of anything less then Kessel going the other way.

Doesn’t hurt for Burke to try but they’ll probably just put him on hold.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 19, 2009 8:28 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, who exactly is complaining about the Neil/Schenn fight? Neil even let up at the end. Not sure what else he was supposed to do there.

Now, you could argue that he should have answered the bell with Orr in the second. You know, instead of what he actually did, which was shit his pants on national TV and hide under the zamboni. But that’s a separate discussion.

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Nov 19, 2009 9:56 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I complained about Neil cross checking Schenn after the hit and then trying to throw Stempniak into the open bench door.

I haven’t seen anyone complain about the fight.

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by Chemmy on Nov 19, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

comes from me and Muppet arguing that Neil is a wuss because he’ll drop the gloves with Schenn, but when Rosehill. Orr or even Mayers get in his face he suddenly has something important he has to do on the ottawa bench

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 19, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

If Orr wasn’t in the box at that moment, no way in hell does Neil even start that shit he did with Schenn.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 19, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Ottawa

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/opinion/must+hand+hand+combat/2239223/story.html

Working on turning St. Louis into Ottawa's #1 Leaf Fans Bar

by Johnny Toronto (in Ottawa) on Nov 19, 2009 10:03 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

There was a front page story in the Ottawa Citizen today about the Raptors using a picture of Alfredsson to get fans to boo.

Note that I don’t meant “front page of the sports section”. I mean front page. Of the news section.

But remember, this town definitely does not have an inferiority complex about Toronto.

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Nov 19, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Even+Raptors+fans+Alfredsson/2238764/story.html

It’s on the front page of their website too.

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by Chemmy on Nov 19, 2009 10:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

From the comments:

I think the Leaf fans are dicusting to do this. grow up.Or get out of the rinks. Young hockey players do not did to see this display of child like behavior.

Yes, kids should be focused instead on humorous skits about Bob Gainey’s Habs being thrown over the side of a boat. You know, comedy.

Totally dicusting.

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Nov 19, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t get it.

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by Chemmy on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

what part?

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by PPP on Nov 19, 2009 10:46 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did the Sens do a Bob Gainey boat skit?

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by Chemmy on Nov 19, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not on a boat?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

considering his daughter died on a boat, id say that the sens are dicusting

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Nov 19, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I, uh

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by Chemmy on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They had a gag video for a contest for a trip to Melnyk’s pad in the Caribbean where an opposing fan was washed overboard. They ran it with a Habs fan a few days after Gainey’s daughter was lost at sea.

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by PPP on Nov 19, 2009 10:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

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by Chemmy on Nov 19, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Reassuring to know that our school system is churning out high achievers like that guy. What brilliance.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 19, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck land, I’m on a boat, motherfucker
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker
I’m on the deck with my boys, motherfucker
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker

but seriously that’s fucking low…

www.blogesalming.com

by Bloge Salming on Nov 19, 2009 1:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The ridiculous term “head-shot” needs to be banned and changed to “intent to brain injure” because that is the frequent result of the bone jarring hits.

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by Chemmy on Nov 19, 2009 10:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds like the author has suffered from attempted brain injure.

by Fleet Fox on Nov 19, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t even want to read it.

If I completely ignore Ottawa media, does that mean they don’t exist?

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 19, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

long rambling thoughts

thanks to a LONG (a 3.5 hour drive became 6 last night…) time spent on the road. I haven’t bothered to read through all of yesterday’s FTB, so I apologize if these have already been said.

anyhoo, TSM’s quote below is how i feel about not just the MSM, but much of the Barilkosphere currently:

Where stay at home Berger fails, is offering solutions. A true insider does that. It’s very easy to sit back and identify the problem. What separates the pretenders from the real deal are those who can suggest fixes. That’s not to suggest any of them will be done, but at least it shows that the author has the ability to make suggestions and not just point out the obvious.

That’s not to say EVERYONE is pointing out the obvious, without giving possible solutions, but at some point it’s a broken record.

Yes Blake sucks. Yes Schenn is not playing up to expectations. Yes Mayers and Primeau are redundant. I get that. Everyone gets that. What can be done (beyond the “Waive them/trade them!” simplistic arguments) is the question. Waive them, and replace them with whom? Trade them for whom? To where? And who would want them?

I get the feeling Burke isn’t making any moves because he’s not in a position of strength. He’ll be lucky to get pennies on the dollar for any Leaf not named Schenn, Gustavsson or Kessel. Is that smart? I’m certainly not suggesting he can hold out hope forever, or assume someone will overpay for a current roster player, but the season is still young. One look out at Pittsburgh, and one can see that teams with higher expectations can quickly be put in a position of desperation.

For how many years have we fans complained about “selling low?” Now that the Leafs are stinking up the joint, it’s the first thing that’s brought up. We probably aren’t making the playoffs this season, although miracles do happen and I’m holding out for one.

Secondly, I love Phil Kessel. I love Luke Schenn. I love Jonas Gustavsson, Kadri, Tlusty, Stempniak, Kaberle, White etc etc etc. But if any one of those guys can be traded to make the Leafs a better team, I’m 100% behind it. If, in some course over the season, I suggest trading one of your favorite players, I apologize. It is nothing personal.

Lastly, if the Leafs are a lottery team, then they are a lottery team. Not much can be done about that. Kessel was traded for those picks, and regardless of how you think about the deal, it’s done. We can dissect it twenty ways from Sunday, but at the end of it all, Kessel is a Leaf, and those picks are Bruins. there isn’t a single solution that can be offered that will change that. You all know, I’m a fan of the move though, so take that for what you will…

Missed you all in SOCAL, and sorry I missed the sens game. I’d prescribe a few days in Disneyland for all of us at some point this season…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 19, 2009 10:57 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I spent the week before Halloween in Disney World. The warm Orlando sun helped with the ugly taste of losing that was in my mouth. When I got back, the Leafs had won their first game and were a couple of games into the 7 game points streak.

In summary – Disney parks save Leafs’ fans souls.

Is that the kid you want?

by kessticle on Nov 19, 2009 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We can dissect it twenty ways from Sunday, but at the end of it all, Kessel is a Leaf, and those picks are Bruins. there isn’t a single solution that can be offered that will change that.

amen. if the ‘this is why the kessel trade was stupid’ talk continues, i’m going to have to take a little timeout from this place.

100% agreed about offering solutions. we’re in a mess, let’s talk about how we get out of it, not about how this team will be shit for all eternity.

and i’m with you on trades – even kabby. i just will be shocked if there’s any scenario ever in which trading kaberle makes our team better. (ok, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration, but i’m biased).

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 19, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This is why the kessel trade was awesome.

Kessel.

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 19, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

kessels awesomeness is rather awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 19, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Like putting someone’s head on a pike at the outskirts of town, can’t we hold up the potential of Taylor Hall (nevermind all the other lost first roudn picks) as a warning to future Leaf GMs?

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 19, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

warning

trading away the possibility of drafting (if the balls fall in your favor) a potential nhl superstar for a proven nhl superstar may result in severe fan-backlash.

i kid, i kid. i know we differ on this, no sense re-hashing.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 19, 2009 1:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Warning: Whatever you do and whatever the outcome, someone somewhere is going to complain about it for a long long time.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 19, 2009 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Either you’re saying we shouldn’t learn from past mistakes or my mother in-law’s approach to life is ubiquitous….

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 19, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that’s actually not what i’m saying at all. my point is that no matter what happens in Toronto – good or bad or neutral or unknown – someone is going to complain about it. kessel could have 0 pts now or 20 pts and the leafs could have won 4 straight instead of lost 4 straight, and it wouldn’t matter – there would still be people complaining about this deal.

not to mention that I think it’s a tad premature to call a trade a mistake after the player in question has played 7 games, and we are 63 games away from knowing what draft pick we traded away (145 games away from knowing what the other pick is). most people will agree that trades are usually best evaluated after several years have passed.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 19, 2009 3:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed on the first part. The fan base is so large, there’s always going to be a cotingent that’s unhappy.

As for the second part, I am calling the Kessel trad a mistake (and I love the way the guy has played. Think he’s the best Leaf ina long time). I’ll also be happy to eat my words and admit I’m wrong if it all works out for the best several years from now.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 19, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well, given the huge number of events yet to happen that we can’t possibly know about, i’m not ready to call it a mistake yet. but as long as you’re happy to eat your words, that’s all i can ask for. personally, i’m sick of eating my words, so i’ll be happy for you to take a turn:

“hey, that raycroft kid was a calder winner, he could work out.”

“hey, toskala’s been pretty solid in san jose, he could work out.”

“hey, jason blake, jamal mayers and lee stempniak were all fan favourites on their old teams, they could work out.”

damn this team always making me the fool. i have faith that kessel won’t do that to me though.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 19, 2009 4:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But

Tomas Kaberle has done wonders for your wavering faith. Thanks Tomas, the rosy-cheeked defenceman that could.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 19, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

AMEN

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 19, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kessel is full value, I think the timing was wrong and I don’t think the Leafs could afford to pay the price.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 19, 2009 5:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The make your own Berger template isn’t self-congratulatory enough.

Resident Capologist

by clrkaitken on Nov 19, 2009 2:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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