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Washington Capitals at Toronto Maple Leafs, Nov 21, 2009 7:00 PM EST


My fellow Leafs Nation,

These times are trying. The mess this administration inherited cannot be fixed overnight. Though, rest assured we are working to correct the issues which are numerous and taxing. I alone cannot repair this glorious nation. It rests on my collegues and most importantly, the faith and support of you. You are a populaton of enduring survivors, flowing with hope and light. It just takes time and patience. But we have the tools to fix this. And we will. 

Thank you for your time. Please remember SPG picks. Keep the thread fun or get out.

 

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Over/Under on 1st Caps goal: 3 minutes

by Clawson on Nov 21, 2009 6:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

excuse me but

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Obama knows

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll take the over…

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 21, 2009 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that animated gif is win. We need a version Burke, Wilson, Nonis and Fletcher.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I just might be able to make it.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bruce Budou is one rotund little man

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

we love our jolly little coach

by RedBirdie on Nov 21, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

can we have him back?

I mean, he never coached for us, and Harold Ballard completely ruined his NHL career, but I would like him…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no :) we found him, we get to keep him.

by RedBirdie on Nov 21, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

:(

fair enough

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have the True Blood version!

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I hate that guy from Wilight.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

me too, but this gif is oddly hypnotizing….

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

isn’t that the guy you beat up at the mall?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 21, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

one more sparkle vamp disposed off is a victory to me!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 21, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

just cause

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss him.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is it wrong to pray for a sideswipe? I watched Twilight for 5 minutes and decided they all make Keanu Reeves a good actor.

by Clawson on Nov 21, 2009 6:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Covenent

is the Honour Society of the Keanu Reeves acting school

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I could kick Twilight guy’s ass

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

cause of this gif

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

where in the world did you find that….

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

do you really want to know?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

uh…. now I’m not so sure

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Almost looks like they just pasted Obama’s face on NPH’s body.

by Clawson on Nov 21, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

are they drinking ice cappocinos?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCHINOS.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

what is it originally from?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

zoolander!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Zoolander.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Zoolander

Great after-bar movie

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I believe

they are orange mocha frappacinos

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Uh oh….Ovechkin was chewed out by Bruce. This could be bad.

by Clawson on Nov 21, 2009 6:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

TRIPPLE POOOOOOOST

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I deleted the first one

hit refresh

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NEVAR!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hello Wrap

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

unf unf unf.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh my, I am all a twitter

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

me

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Alexander Skarsgård

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yah.

And today’s CC, too.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also, I’m almost done reading the book. It amazing and wonderful how they turned the book into the miniseries. I love all the tidbit about the men. Like Brad getting a loan from the bank to buy an old tank just to have so I could drive it around. But he opted out of buying it at the last minute because he figured the “people’s republic of communist California” would give him shit for trying to find parking for it.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I liked how that bit where Brad Colbert tells the Iraqis to ‘vote Republican’ really happened.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes! And all the crazy stuff Ray says.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Another direct quote:
Gentlemen. We just seized an airfield. That was pretty ninja.

I use that all the time now.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I say Oscar Mike.

I had a dream a few nights ago I got a Stay Frost tattoo. I think now this is a good idea.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think you might be right.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

needs more swagger

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HE'S FEELIN LIKE A PIMP!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS PPP

Remember folks

Gifs and pictures slow down computers so always title them.

Also, people with slow computers, click on the title to hide the image/.gif

That is all.

by David Danforth on Nov 21, 2009 6:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I DONT BELIEVE YOU!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YOU AREN'T REAL.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Iginla with the hatty and Doughty with 1g, 1a in today’s LA/Calgary game.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 21, 2009 6:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Iginla!

Iginla for Team Canada Captain!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, obv.

They’ll probably give it to Crosby, just for the marketing potential.

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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you’re talking about Babcock. I highly doubt it’d be for marketing potential, it’d be because Babcock believes he should be Captain.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Babcock dont play

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Babcock’s death scare will send Crosby crying to Daddy Bettman

by RedBirdie on Nov 21, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it will melt the dirt stache right off his lip

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I believe there will be a conspiracy behind the scenes.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yzerman = no conspiracy.

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by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yzerman dont play

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand this “dont play” business.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you should know

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss him.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gary Roberts

Is there anything he doesn’t know?

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gary Roberts doesn’t know the depth of his own knowlegde

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he solves problems of temporal dynamics during crunches

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Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 21, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thats because it is limitless

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I said it before but I’ll say it again: Iggy is my favourite active non-Leaf player.

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FLY KILLEN TECHNO REMIX!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s ill, son.

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait

Does he actually say suck it?

If so that just makes it even more awesome than it already was!

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep!

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The best 46 seconds ever; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dj4Pmr3JM1I

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 6:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I JUST LINKED THAT AAAGGHHH!!!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Tyler Myers is goofy lookin

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

TYLER MYERS FOR NORRIS TROPHY!!!!

GO SABERS!!!1

Myers still reminds me of that goofy Sabres fan from a while back.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 21, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dinner time folks. If it’s not too bad I’ll hopefully be back by the 2nd period.

by Clawson on Nov 21, 2009 6:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

But you’ll miss Washington’s first four goals…

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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But you’ll miss Washington’s first four goals… Ovechkin getting injured

Fixed.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 21, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s kind of mean.

I don’t want Ovie injured, I just want him to fail miserably tonight. :)

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

Ovie is bad ass, i dont want him hurt

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll settle for Ovie having a 4 point night and us winning.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

how about a compromise…he gets a minor injury but because it’s the Leafs BB decides to rest him

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 21, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

honestly, the only person who decides when Ovie rests is Ovie.

by RedBirdie on Nov 21, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

true…there’s a first for everything

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 21, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

amazing

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And it’s the most epic one yet.

Everyone else quit. LD has won the internet.

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woo for tinypic

wrap gets an assist for showing me this

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yo homes

smell ya later!

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I bow to your awesomeness.

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh God

That Canada’s song cuts my soul deep

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 6:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Canada’s Team song*

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I may or may not choose to watch this game. I still can’t decide.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:04 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Watch

right up until Ovechkin “works his magic” (God I hope that doesn’t happen)

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 21, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Same here. I have it in HD so….watching it I guess.

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It might be okay

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

but…. Carolina…. gah.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/shudder

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yes, scarred I am.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ive trained my whole life to look into horrible incidents without being phased, this will prove tough though

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Berger’s limo driver just took me on a trip to the future, and I have learned that the Leafs will win 4-2.

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Nov 21, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I wonder what will happen on Tuesday?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I’ll give you 4/5 he scores.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Blake, stajan waived, kulemin sent down to prove a point

frat line brought up

BB show our boys you weren’t just blowing smoke when you said you perform or you dont play

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What’s she doing with her hair?

It looks like a cat’s curled up on her head.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It’s really not a cute look.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think she’s paranoid about her height and tried to add three inches.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

another habs jersey?
really?

christ

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

there’s a sucker born every minute

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

By next season

The Habs will have over 50 jerseys that they’ve worn, including their laser jerseys.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 21, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

laser jerseys?

like a jersey somehow made out of lasers? ok, that would actually be pretty awesome

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Lazer cats!

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

only if they’re on sharks with freakin laser beams coming out their head

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

but clothing made out of lasers? yeah, that’s awesome.

Unless it’s “lasers” as in those laser backgrounds you had for school photos

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by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

those were awesome
i miss the 90s

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

we couldn’t get sharks. Just agitated Sea Bass

by RedBirdie on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Marketing dressed up as tradition.

Cheap trick.

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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

"another habs Jersey", as in...

they’re redesigning one? How much can you do to something so basic and, well, iconic?

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by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Depends how stupid your fanbase is. And how much disposable income they have.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this is true

good point

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by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

tough choice in Montreal:
1. dirty strippers
or
2. new dirty habs jersey

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

  3: poutine

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by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

3. Phone insurance. Claim someone set fire to your car. Since it’s Montreal, insurance pays out automatically.

4. Profit…

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it probably costs more for fire insurance that it costs to buy a new car

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No Wallin….hmmm

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Primeau and Orr in?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

apparently

this was enough to make me want to watch the game. Who knew.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wait a sec

is this the Habs game on National?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NO WALLIN!

YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by birky on Nov 21, 2009 7:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It's not like

I noticed when he was on the ice anyway

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Stone Hands?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wallin is the New Stempniak.

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A Habs fan...

I work with, just told me “Good luck tonight” and was being serious. Are things really this bad???/

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Nov 21, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I was just going to ask that. Seems like they have one every game now.

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Can they just cut down

on the damn ceremonies. I swear, by season’s end, we’ll have ceremonies in almost all of our home games.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 21, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I always suspected that you were Richard Simmonds.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yo yo yo

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Look.

A pre-game ceremony

by birky on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Shocking

that the ACC would put on a pre-game ceremony for no reason.

I’m shocked.

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, why is this Habs game the primary game?

Where is my Leafs game?

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Nov 21, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I can watch it

with Punjabi commentators!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

is it blacked out on center ice for you?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t find a normal feed

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

so

that’d be a yes

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

blackouts should be illegal

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ME SOUNDS GONE GIMPY!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WOoo

Bobby Baun, making today’s LOTD very relevant?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

oh god

now STAJAN’S taking the ceremonial puck drop?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Should have been White!

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

congradulations you are the 1000th person to say that, you get nothing

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

can you tell him to stop stealing my soul please?

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

A+

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

STARING CONTEST

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

don’t tempt WAC

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bwahahaahahah.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

White rules.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chantell Craviazuk? WAT?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hah, she still sings?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Listening to this, I’d have to say no.

Also, is it really that cold in the ACC?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

her chest is more cutting than her voice

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

She looks like she’s headed for an Arctic mission.

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

apparently not

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Did everyone remember?

The drinking game rules for tonight? I believe they’re in the other thread

I’m holding you all to the honour system.

I’ll know if you’re cheating if you can post without typos by the 3rd.

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Oh my god those numbers are horrible beyond belief.

I can feel my eyes starting to bleed.

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Varlamov’s goalie mask is awesome.

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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

toskala hasnt won in 9 months! that means its his night against u…oh wait he plays for us?

never mind

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Wooo, Leafs HNIC without Hughson! I win!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i hate you

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SAP?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Punjabi

FTW!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I had that option.

must move back to Canada.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can get the regular feed but I’m saying fuck it and switching to the Punjabi feed.

I like it already!

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

thing is, after watching hockey in HD, SD really really sucks

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I want an HD TV. :(

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m pissed that center ice is blacking this game out

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

yes, it should be illegal to do such things

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

weird, not for me.

/USA though

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I can’t get NHLN, so I have to use an internet feed

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh. that sucks man

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NHL TV coverage is full of fail

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

why? did you want to watch the DC feed?

by RedBirdie on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My interweb centre ice feed in HNIC.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

let the Hughson Ovechkin love-fest begin...

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Over under on the number of times Hughson verbally fellates Ovechkin on air tonight: 745.5

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by mf37 on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he sounded mad when he had to say finger knocked him down

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Elliotte Friedman

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We’re #1! We’re #1!

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm missing the next 100+ minutes

When my wife told me the family was going to watch the Tale of Despereaux I presumed she meant tonight’s Leaf game.

Turns out she’d planned for the four of us to watch a movie about an animated mouse.

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by mf37 on Nov 21, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i thought it was les miserable

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The pants,

you do not wear them.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

For the next 100 minutes, you are correct sir.

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by mf37 on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

for some reason, I find pleasure in the fact that he’s yet to win a game.
I think I’ve been broken.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don't Panic

You know what will happen.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

rec’d

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

someone photoshop Vesa is place of the woman

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FINGER BANG!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WOO

Take that, Superstar that we all wish was on our team.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice play of the puck by Toskala.

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 21, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

TOSKALA SAVE!!!

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Man

NHL hockey must seem completely different from a 4th-liners point-of-view

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I was getting pissed off at Pierre McGuire for talking with Sutter’s dick in his mouth on Thursday, so please Hughson…don’t blow Ovechkin all night long.

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Nov 21, 2009 7:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH HAVING A MAN-CRUSH ON OVECHKIN.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

there are far worse man-crushes. Like McGuire on Richards.

by RedBirdie on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

or McGuire on any random player that catches his fancy, really.

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The man has no standards.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ya you can’t really go long with the most dynamic player the game currently has

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ovechkin is pretty freaking awesome

this is one time where i don’t mind hughson’s verbal deep throating…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hey

Kessel threw a hit!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Kessel <3

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Only 5 more and he matches last year’s totals!

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Nov 21, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TRUCULENCE!

he must have read his handbook.

by PeterZezel on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ANNOUNCERS DONT USE NICKNAMES HUGHSON!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

unless it’s Bubbles

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

tiiiiiiny buuuubbles

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if they use Toskalol, I’m done.

by birky on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

called ovechkin Ovie

but said it like OH- VEE

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

what did he say?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ovi, cut that mullet.
JFC.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

EAST BLOC MULLET OFF!

GRABBO WINS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hair cuttery only gives him 1 free hair cut a season as part of his advertising deal with them.

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 21, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

how do you say mullet in russian?

also, powerplay!!

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

how do you say mullet in russian?

Melrose

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

In France they call a mullet, “l’allemand coupe de cheveux” or a “Germain haircut”

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by mf37 on Nov 21, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

why did Kulemin fall there? In front of Varlamov?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

::choke::

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 21, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HOW THE FREAK DID KESSEL MISS THAT

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GTRGUKGIL425Y90G4YIOBTRJEBGTJLAEVJKL

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that is correct

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GAH

DAMNIT!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

KESSEL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!1

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WAIVE HIM

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

?

how do you figure?

pretty sweet shift to me…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh god

The word’s “Kessel can’t bury it” really is not a good way to start this game

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You can hear a pin drop in there. Is everyone still barfing at kessel missing the yawning net?

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 21, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

nothing else has happened

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The suits in the Platinums never make noise.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Verizons suits have gotten a little better. That sucks though.

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Gunnarsson

is silky smooth

by birky on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

damn, lots of good chances there. also, Hagman can be nasty from the right side.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Damn you good goaltender.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

seems like they all are

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a Hagman moooostache?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He is not keeping up the grooming standards.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he best unfuck himself right quick

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I love you two.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

POH-LICE THAT MOOSTACHE!

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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

game looking good so far

keep the pressure on now

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

So I guess the mancrush is on Green tonight?

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by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ovechkin has standards

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent jump from the Leafs tonight.

Fantastic powerplay shifts. lots of movement, good shots on net and not wide.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

yep

made Varlamov work there

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

what the hell blake?
way to stop using yourself as a screen right as hagman goes to shoot

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ian White

is the King of holding the line

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU

so do I, I thought I was alone in that.

Also, I’d forgotten that Mayers existed.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

excellent 4th liner

not sure what other folk expect of him, but he hits, he backchecks, he’s got some wheels on him to boot.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it seems to be that our PK is much, much better when he’s playing

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

they are hardcore missing Komi though

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

so am I

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't care

if it’s correlation or causation, keep him on the ice shorthanded

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He plays his role well. He’s a good vet presence and knows he just needs to do his job

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this

x1000

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I won’t go so far as to say I love him, but he’s been fine so far. He does his job and does it with no fuss. We don’t have nearly enough players doing that.

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We don’t have nearly enough players doing that.

hence, my loving him.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I just need more time to love him. Be patient with me. :)

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh look, I can order a custom Leafs shirt from the NHL store with names and numbers! What, I can’t use real play names? Oh. Useless.

http://shop.nhl.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3757680&cp=3903407&clickid=body_bestsell_img

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that blows. I wanted to order a Bradley one yesterday.

Fight, you time-wasting figure skaters!

by boutros23 on Nov 21, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but you can totally get the number 69… cause its hilarious.

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Could you order a Schenne, Clarke or Kessele and then carefull fix the spelling with a stitch ripper?

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by mf37 on Nov 21, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’ll be heat sealed print.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That’s too bad.

What if your surname is the same as one of the Leafs? Seems an odd policy.

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by mf37 on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I have always wondered that

or, what if your surname is on the “inappropriate” list?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“Al Coholic” would be my choice

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about the NHL

but the NFL has a list of words they won’t allow (stuff like homo, Mexico, and others.)

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Like my wife’s friend who has the unfortunate last name of “Horlick”?

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 21, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

what’s her number?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

She’s a nice Jewish girl and she’s taken.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 21, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

or Gay, like an NFL player

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My boss is named Bob Gay. His username is just gay.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Past players are ok. Someone commented on my site and told me I can get Schenn, if I do 02.

On the plus I can make a Tokarski one.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

At least it isn’t pink.

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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ugh, penalty for touching ovechkin

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

well

he was nowhere near the puck.

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by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he;s the one who passed it!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it was long after that

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by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

heh

apparently it was high stick, I did not see that… oh… there.

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by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that was weak.

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by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh.. so the ref was asking Ovechkin which Leaf should be penalized?

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jurcina’s very underrated

I’m pretty certain Japer’s had an article about how terrible he is right before he went to arbitration.

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by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Schultz is underrated. Jurcina sucks.

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 21, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WAT?

The Punjabi feed’s commercials are in English?

I’m not impressed.

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ah, wayward stick from an offbalance mayers

still i doubt that gets called if it wasnt ovie

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

it wouldn’t have hit him if he weren’t wearing that euro visor

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he can just high stick himself and draw a penalty

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

or get a teammate to do it – see Carolina game.

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by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that was my inspiration

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

a good canadian kid woulda taken his visor helmet off before the highstick

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that’s the reply i was looking for

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HOW WAS THAT RETALIATION YOU R-TARD?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Caps are playing with no pickup. Letting to leafs set the pace and grind them down.

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 21, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Goooood PKKK

by Love, Leeman on Nov 21, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

We have a racist PK?

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kessel makes things HAPPEN

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

More than just a goal-scorer

An opportunity-creator

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

bad pass choice, Grabbo

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Kabby kinda flubbed it too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The biggest problem for me with Vesa

is that my heart skips two beast every time some one takes a shot on him, no matter how weak

i just have no faith on his ability to make the FIRST stop, let alone the next one

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

beats*

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

god i love having a player that looks like he has a chance to cause a scoring play every time he carrys the puck into the other teams end

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jason Blake thanks you for your compliment…

by Love, Leeman on Nov 21, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

funny thing is, I think that could actually happen

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if they are winning when I leave for dinner, do I wear my Leafs T-Shirt?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

uh

did we just get called for Goalie interference?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i just saw a tiny man go flying for no reason

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Blake!

/rolls eyes

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

count em

waives from the faceoff circle – 1

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

damnit Blake!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WRONG!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wft?

interference for trying to score?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

yeah, just a little bit bullshit

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Since it worked so well the first time….back to the PK!!!!1

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me or do the caps get a commercial break to rest Ovie before every PP?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

uhhhh….yeah…..

also, Blake got checked into Varlamov. the ghey

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it’s in his NHL contract .

how else does he play 30 minutes a game

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wooo nice stops by Toskala

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

bullshit officiating continues

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bad call but I’ll take a Laich goal…

One guy just drove his semi as a float. I guess semis are cool.

by zephyr on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WOOOOO TOSKI!

by Love, Leeman on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

he caught that shit?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEA TOSKALA

WHAT DID I SAY
WHAT DID I SAY BITCHES

BELEAF IN THE VESA

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HOLY VESA

That was nice

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Remember this night

It may never happen again

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nice save

but what the hell was Toskala doing?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

MAKING SAVES

AND WINNING US A GAME

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no idea

but he stopped the puck, so it’s OK this time

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

all i wanna do is daaaaaaaaaaaance

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

this is fucking terrifying

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Some serious snipers on this team… it would be awesome to watch if they weren’t playing the Leafs

by Love, Leeman on Nov 21, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YEA

THIS IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:45 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Toskala using the fall down in slow motion and flail around like an upside-down turtle style. Somehow it is working.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It's from the same line of martial arts

as Drunken Boxing

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NOBODY JYNX IT

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

wow

that was an incredible move by Ovechking to gain the zone

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

wow, that was a nice tic tac toe

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

too bad mitchell was the toe

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

NO PRESSURE BOYS

GO LEAFS GO
GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

never mind

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WOOO

this period has been very good so far…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

oh

crap.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Close!

Hagman

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

yeah, that was coming

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Leafs need to make a serious open ice hit.

by birky on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Normality restored to 100%

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

boooooo

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOO

ITS OKAY

ITS JUST A LITTLE WET ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ovi scores.

I am shocked.

/sarcasm

What was the over/under again?

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

that’s how I feel, in animated gif form

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Hughson! You happy now, bitch?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

I lack a tv right now

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ovie made with the goal scoring

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ovie scored 1-0

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know who

did you know what

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ovechkin scored

1-0 Caps

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

OVIE SCORED

BUT WE’RE STILL IN IT

GO LEAFS GO

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN IS ALWAYS READY TO SHOOT. ALEXANDER OVECHKIN SAVES CHILDREN FROM A BURNING BUILDING. ALEXANDER OVECHKIN RESCUED MY NEIGHBOR’S CAT.

Whatever. I don’t even care. STFU.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN STOLE MY DAUGHTER’S VIRGINITY.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDER OVECKIN KILLED MY PARENTS AND BURNED DOWN MY VILLAGE.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FAIL

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

first you need friends!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and...

point to mr. FromLondon

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/looking for oh snap gif

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol wut?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

BUT HIS TOUCH CAN CURE CANCER!

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN CAN MAKE BACON OUT OF THIN AIR

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDER OVECHIKIN BROUGHT PEACE TO CAMBODIA

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

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ALEXANDER OVECHKIN IS SANTA CLAUS AND THE TOOTH FAIRY

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN IS DOLPHIN-FRIENDLY

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN SAVES PEOPLE FROM BURNING CARS WITH HIS BARE HANDS

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDER OVECHKIN IS MADE OF BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF STARS

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALEXANDED OVECHKIN SPENDS GIVES HALF OF HIS SALARAY TO ORPHANS, ORPHANS WITH DISEASES

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Somebody

knock Ovechkin down with a good clean hit. That should take care of Mr. Ovechkin.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

yeah

‘cause I bet noone’s ever thought of that before…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you can do that?

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by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no it wouldnt

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

kryptonite

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinkin

a woman behind the Leafs net who flashes him every time he touches the puck to shoot

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The guy isn’t Marian Gaborik. You can’t just touch him and he breaks.

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

uhm

Schenn almost ran over Toskala…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

No, that’s a job I don’t mind others doing.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

well at least he is trying to hit again

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder

if the punjabi HNIC shows Don Cherry

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Punjabi Don Cherry?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that would be all that is awesome in this world

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That made me LOL. For real.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 21, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ovechkin and his Pakistani-visor

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 21, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS GO

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

How does Orr end up on the ice with Ovechkin?

Dammit Wilson pull your head out of your ass…

by DeanoTPS on Nov 21, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ovi takes 5 min shifts.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 21, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

argh

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 21, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I <3 that movie.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 21, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So how the Leafs inject accountability into there game?

by aki berg fan club on Nov 21, 2009 7:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Walin is sitting!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 21, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

what’s been wrong with it tonight?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

who is the captain?

by aki berg fan club on Nov 21, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

pray tell

how does a letter on one’s sweater MAGICALLY transform somebody into a leader?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 21, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

THIS JUST IN

I LOVE IAN WHITE

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 21, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The only thing I worry

Is that with all the White-love, he’ll get a huge raise next season

Deserving, but I’d rather not pay another defenseman a huge salary

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO

GO WHITE GO

I BELEAF IN VESA

KESSEL RUN IN LESS 50 SHOTS

BITCHES!!!!

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ANOTHER GEM

“Life is not fair”

Where does he get this stuff

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 21, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Old Dogs… Worst movie ever?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 21, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I’m not even touching that with a 10 foot pole

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 21, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FORTH AND FEAR NO DARKNESS

ARISE ARISE FOLLOWERS OF WENDAL
BONES SHALL BE SHAKEN
STICKS SHALL BE SPLINTERED
A VICTORIOUS DAY
A RED DAY
ERE THE SUN RISES!!!!

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I HATE THIS PRO-CABLE TV BULLSHIT

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 21, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/11/21/1168397/leafs-caps-second-period-style
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/11/21/1168397/leafs-caps-second-period-style
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2009/11/21/1168397/leafs-caps-second-period-style

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(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

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