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Islanders @ Leafs: Second Period Style



I don't want to jinx anything. So I won't say what I am thinking. LA LA LA LA LA. This is your second period thread.

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Damn. The Versus chick is bangin

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

20 shots no goals: this period will be our undoing.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

this is my fear as well

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

you are the picture of positivity

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

KEEP IT CUTE OR PUT IT ON MUTE.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

No thanks.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I like that!

Resident Cook and IT Superman
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It fits a lot of scenarios.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason Blake

Dresses Like Crap

AND

CARRIES A BACKPACK

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

BALLERS CARRY NICE MESSENGER BAGS. THIS IS JUST A FACT.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

$4 mill a year

and he carries a BACKPACK>????

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

He should hire some Vietnamese kid to do it for him.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

wow...

no words

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

how else can he carry his hamster feed pellets to the rink?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

A backpack?

Sweet Swede on a meatball what is he thinking

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 23, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh...

If I had the money Blake has, I’d have a fly ass suit, a wicked hat and a solid gold tie

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Solid Gold Suit.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

And the respect of all your hoes. That’s how we be pimpin’.

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

YE YE

We be rollin down the street in a ballin as cadillac wit some ballin rims

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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

If I had the money Blake has, I show up wearing flip flops, shorts, and a ripped t-shirt with a funny slogan like “I’m Your Real Dad.”

Why? Because I’d be rich that’s why.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I go to work like that as it is.

WOO HOO!!! I must be rich!

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but you dont go half way, you either go full class of full trailer

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If i had Blake money I’d pay a harem of women to carry me on a platform like some sort of Hockey Ceasar.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This guy is making a case for MBP.

As we in A-town downtown say, Most Ballernous Player

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Nov 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i wonder if his mom still packs his lunch????

by aki berg fan club on Nov 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh-oh. Moronic intermission talk ahead.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

this is why

I am playing Super Mario Wii. I just got 4 one-ups!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

new super mario brothers? does it rule?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

so very much

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Shining Force II on my GBA emulator

And Chem homework

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooooooh

fun!!

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I have the Islanders feed.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

so you get to sit through 18 mins of commercials and 2mins of John Travars interview?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

A COMMENT HAS BEEN DELETED: PRESS REFRESH

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOO

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

which one? did I miss something terrible or funny?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

no more talking about it

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I could say it

But I’d get banned from PPP… FOREVER!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG

Why can’t I ‘rec’ something more than once?

Hilarious

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

<3 YOU!

Resident Cook and IT Superman
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Superman

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t believe you did that.

by general borschevsky on Nov 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

yes you can

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s done it before too. I can’t believe it was necessary.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

When was the last time anybody talked about a shutout streak? When was the last time the Leafs had not given up a goal before the first period was over? Anyways, I wasn’t talking about this game, I was talking about this game and last game and I’m not worried about what he might do I’m talkin’ about what he’s already done.

SIXTY SEVEN FOURTY NINE

by general borschevsky on Nov 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well. It’s been nice knowing you.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a good run. No regrets.

by general borschevsky on Nov 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I got your back GB

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Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't hear you..

lalalalalalala

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

can't get atdhe.net or justin.tv to work

I’m out of town, so my wife put the webcam in front of tv for me, and I’m watching through skype. Not bad.

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

God stop talkin bout Laraque's suspension

He’s a Habs player, Noone cares

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:52 PM EST reply actions  

Ahhh

Good. nothing was said about anything.

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

Okayyyy

Time for a bubble bath

Go Leafs Go…

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 23, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

LUCKY BUBBLES!

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Make sure to wear your rally cap

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

go get it

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

there is only a subway around here :(

by aki berg fan club on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

then get subway or go for a drive.

Resident Cook and IT Superman
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they deliver?

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Quizno’s that is.

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Nikolai Kulemin

Bought A SUIT THAT FITS

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha, he is the most awkward looking person ever

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

his mouth is ALWAYS OPEN
it bothers me

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

catching flies

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Jared Cowen can’t shut his mouth either. I didn’t know he was from the Eastern Bloc.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey did you see our discussion in the CC in wanting Beach to be traded to TO from Chicago? We thought of you

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Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

No I didn’t. His puck moving abilities routinely result in me getting pregnant.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Beach is the consensus prospect we want here, and dont let Karina tell you otherwise

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

well sure I’d love him, but I think Skille is more likely

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hehehe
It would be nice

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Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Evgeni Malkin

always has his mouth open too

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

the fish or those half tasty snack crackers

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

the actual fish

he has the eyes for it as well

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

possibly Kulemin means “Little Guppy” in Russian

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

he looks totally lost…and a little like anthony michael hall from weird science

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

woooo

why does it look like he has his pants hitched up really high???

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

His coffee cup

makes it look that way

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It isn’t hanging off of him.
Good

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Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

So much Better than Blake

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

didn;t bring a backpack

AND doesn’t look like he slept in his suit

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

well it is a home game, so you dont need as much garb as you would on a road trip; so blake is just being efficient :D

by aki berg fan club on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Love Truck and Juicy..

I learned something new1

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

Sounds like sex toys

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s the new lingo for drugs. Better than shit terms I knew,

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It amazes me that Kulemin attended the Russian Olympic camp, but has done so little for us. What is wrong with him this year?

by Pyramid Power on Nov 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Sophomore slump

Resident Cook and IT Superman
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

he has actually been very good two ways, and is on pace for something like 28 goals

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Somehow I expected more from him though and I think Wilson and Burke did too.

That’s likely why he sat out for a few games. Not doing it. Hopefully he breaks out with a couple of big goals tonight.

by Pyramid Power on Nov 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that about most of our players.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

he plays with John Mitchell and Lee Stempniak

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Lee Stempniak

Has NOT been bad.

Resident Cook and IT Superman
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

off topic but...

how sick was terminator salvation??

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me feel intrinsically superior...

by El Monstruo on Nov 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

damn… that makes me a sad panda… (I have not yet seen it, hence I had to ask if anyone rec’s it)

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me feel intrinsically superior...

by El Monstruo on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

It made me want to throw up

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

It was alright.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

it could have been so much better…it’s like they lost budget funding half way through

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Nik Hagman's Suit

Has an extra piece that he uses to make fun of 2-piece suits.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

baller

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

But how does he carry his important documents? How does he carry his coffee and/or tea?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

invisible sack of infinite holding?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Hagman is definitely a warlock.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He has a golden amulet of awesome.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

+15 charisma

(+10 from wife hotness)

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

unrelated;

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

tween girls

DO get shit done. Too bad it’s stupid shit like this

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

this

bother the shit out of me…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me feel intrinsically superior...

by El Monstruo on Nov 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

thats what happens when you get a group of people who will watch a movie 10 times in one day, then 10 more times tomarrow

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

then why didn’t Supertroopers break all box office records? I went like 20 times

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Well generally theaters frown on you bringing a bong in….

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

damn cine-fascists!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

the magic of brownies.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

There actually was a serious article in Entertainment Weekly I think, about cult comedy movies doing amazing on DVD and the conclusion basically was “well you can smoke up at your house while viewing.”

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d believe that. unless there are big space battles, I’d rather watch movies at home.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

cause you didnt have an army of tweens ar your side

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Or soccer moms.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

You didn’t count on my loyal army of prostitutes, did you?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Norm Mcdonald FTW.

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, i have never seen so many dead hookers

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

THAT’S THE SAIGON HOOKER THAT BIT MY NOSE OFF!

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Lord know I have…

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Does your job involve driving a truck?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s more that the cap. Leafs should make movies

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

I’d rather watch a movie with Luke Schenn kicking ass than overly emotional vampires & werewolves.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently...

A certain vampire can stop a certain man’s slapshot with his bare hands and throw it back at double speed. But being specific would mean a whole lot of “GO SABRES!” due to the absurdity of the statement

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

I saw the post

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

The fuck?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

think they’d play for the Leafs?

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

his tweets can be great!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

This one is for Jared

Grabovski’s absolutely untameable hair.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

I love grabbos suits so much

his hair is fan fucking tastic

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

My God.

He looks like he’s in a shampoo commercial.

How deliciously wonderful.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet he uses pineapple shampoo.

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Long Hair powers, ACTIVATE!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

is the game back?

i need to know when to switch

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

yes

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yarp

and we already got a penalty

by jlahey on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d wait until after the Islanders’ PP.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yah, leafs on the pk

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ruh roh

PK time

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

Here come the makeup calls. This is why we needed to bury something in the first.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

AMAZING play by Beauchemin.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Huge

Enormous

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

dang

I missed it :(

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh no Gunnarsson hurt

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Gunnarson

Thugly.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

WOW Gunnarson fell like a tonne of bricks

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Mitchell broke his ass bone

by aki berg fan club on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Toskala clearing that puck into the corner made me toooo happy

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Wooooo

another pk killed

Couple more like that and we’ll be out of 30th PK place

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

that was a scary bounce

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

I hope Gunnarsson is ok. I was just thinking “he plays a lot like Komisarek and really steadies this D-unit.”

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

yes

Gunnar has been a good addition.

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

he's earned his spot

With some tough play.

And is the best partner for Schenn thus far.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

THE FUTAR

STARTS NOW

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Poni really looks like he picked up some moves from Mats

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

You know what? Kinda.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

mostly the shielding the puck thing… Mats was always doing that

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, he doesnt plow through dmen like mats did though

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

well

not nearly the same level of talent

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

that was more about brute strength than skill though

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

I guess…. but I’ve never seen another Leaf do that ,ever, so I dunno

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss Mats

around the Boards. Drew penalties like a muthaf*****

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Mats would tried to shoot… Poni should have

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

ow, that looked painful gunnar

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Clear interference by Moulson on White there.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

Leafs have reached their quota of PPs

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Johnny Bower bobblehead night at the Ricoh!?!?!?1

Why do I have no money???

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

The Marlies sometimes send PPP extra bobbleheads. Maybe we can get one and have a contest.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

could you

get someone around TO go to a game and get you a bobblehead?

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Is anyone volunteering?

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I would

if I were anywhere around there :/

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

when is the game?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOO

Hanson, PPG player!

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

hanson

reminds me of vince vaughn for some reason

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

He's so money?

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hehe rec’d

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Is his mother a classy lady?

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Remember when everyone said Hanson was the worst of the prospects?

Yup, he showed them!

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Bitches don’t know bout Hanson

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuckin Grabovski!

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

OH GO IN THE NET

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

HOW DID GRABBO NOT PUT THAT IN???

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

GRABBO

ME SOME GOALS BITCH!

GO LEAFS GO

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

z

Some more hangman awesomeness.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

hagman hangs bitches out to dry

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Hungman.

Probably.

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by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

that was a slick pass by blake

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

No interference there at the blue line?

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

GO LEAFS GO

I BELEAF IN YOU VESA

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

hehe, he almost said Keith Primeau

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

“I didn’t know you had a brother, Keith”

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I LOVE THE BLUE AND WHITE

BACON YADA BACON YADA
BACON YADA BACON YADA

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

THIS IS A AN EMERGENCY. ANYONE KNOW THE CRANBOOK AREA WELL? MY FRIENDS CAR BROKE DOWN THERE AND THEY NEED HELP FINDING A PLACE TO TAKE IT THAT’S OPEN.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

cranbrook bc?

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

yes

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I know someone from there, but she’s on her way to australia… sorry

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Ian White. HARD WORK!

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Ian White

I do not have a picture of him in a suit, but I sure would like one.

he’s quickly ascended the “My Favourite Leafs” totem-pole

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

He doesn't wear a suit

He just goes around naked. No one has the balls to tell him to put clothes on.

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 23, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmmmm

hairy man

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

SASQUATCH!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I take it that this means

there’s a Leafs in suit review post to come? YAY!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s my next jersey for sure. I had to retire my Wendel one after getting it signed. Had been debating who to replace it with in the rotation, but that debate’s long over. Only question left is whether I wait until there’s a C on it.

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by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t buy an Ian White jersey.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

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by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Caps leading Snes 2-1

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Gunnar is back!

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

mitchell is not

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

uhoh, PK

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

PONI

Noooooooooo

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Mitchell out for the game, upper body injury.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

dang

do we put Wallin back in next game, or call someone up?
I’ll hedge my best on putting Wallin in

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

BOZAK UP!

probably not though
Wallin will get in

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

[insert string of f-bombs]

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

these are the worst penalties

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

at least it wasnt holding the stick in offensive zone

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

mitchell gone for the night. nice.

by PeterZezel on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Mitchell hurt…. Hanson brought up in the mean time?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Problem.

I was streaming the Leafs game on myp2p.eu, and I accidentally closed the window, and now the thing is asking me for a password! Anyone have a solution for me? atdhe.net is also asking for the same password.

by JP Nikota on Nov 23, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

weird

I’ve never had it do that on me. Is it because their site is lagging and they need to limit viewers?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No idea,

but it’s making me sad. It doesn’t even have a skeezy “click here, give us your e-mail and your cell phone number and then we’ll give you the password”!

by JP Nikota on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

SHOOTING GALLERY

holy crap

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

BLAKE SUCKS

ugh

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

I wonder if Blake can reach a shooting percentage under 1%

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn had a GOOD SHOT there!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Indeed!

Flashes of excellent offensive awareness.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he keeps it up

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Bold move Stajan

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAA

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

THATTA BOY MATT STAJAN

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

yes

that was good

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

GAAAAAAAH!!!

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Note to Jason Blake

Not all goalies are donuts. DONT AIM AT THE MIDDLE GENIUS!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

HIT THE NET!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

OH CRAP

ugh.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

just really

 ugh

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

for fucks sake.

by PeterZezel on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Ronnie Wilson needs to set up targets above the net and tell the players not to hit them.

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Oh.
Balls.

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Toskalol

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

all players know where to shoot on him..

high glove side

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He didn’t even fucking move.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

well shit

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

what the hell just happened?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

high glove side

just like always

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS JUST A LITTLE SLIMEY

ITS STILL GOOD ITS STILL GOOD

GO LEAFS GO

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

FRAK!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Oh wow

the series of events…

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

limony vesas series of unfortunate events

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

For. Fuck’s. Sake.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Glove Side.

I’m shocked.

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

HOW

Do you let a breakaway from the center ice line.
I still believe in VEsa

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS GO
GO LEAFS GO

ITS NOT OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY SINGS AND SHE’S STILL AT BURGER KING FIGHTING OVER THE FRENCH FRIES WITH WELLWOOD

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel trying to do everything

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Would you pass to anyone on the Leafs?

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

no, just a comment, I really don’t blame him

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice dangles by Kessel, sucks he couldn’t get the shot off.

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Good news, Gustavsson is probably starting the next game.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

How was that not a hook

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO

by PeterZezel on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Well....

Shit….

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Oh so the Vesa is back.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

oh hell

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

and there's another one

yeah, about that first period…..

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Balls.

In the face.

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Game over. We won’t score three.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

well im gonna play call of duty.

by PeterZezel on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

Dont let the door hit you

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Urge to kill rising

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

MUhahaha

Nerfarious laughter***************

by aki berg fan club on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS GO

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

how did we mis that Moulson was from North York, too????
He looks like a stoner

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

and here we go again

oh well. it was a good roughly 70 minute run. maybe he’ll have another in December

by jlahey on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

but it only matters in november.

by PeterZezel on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh look. Hometown boy scores.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Like 60% of the NHL is from Ontario.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Just 60% of the NHL that scores against us.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

28-14 are the shots and we’re losing by 2. Fucking typical.

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

drives me nuts.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

we really need to bury our chances.

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

28-14 are the shots and we’re losing by 2. Fucking typical.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

.858 SV% for vesa, he’s baaaaack.

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

POWAR PLAY

TIME TO GET THE FUCK BACK IN

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Why the hell do we suck out in mid-week games at the ACC? Unfuckingbelievable!!!

by Pyramid Power on Nov 23, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

Mostly because we have shit goaltending.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Leafs are playing well, they just can’t fraking score

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

No they’re not.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yes they have. Islanders have just capitalized on every Leaf mistake

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Are the leafsgonna be even nicer by giving Taveres a goal?

by aki berg fan club on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

black taco

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

black eye

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

bow chicka bow wow

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Should I go?

I missed the whole first period, and they didn’t get scored on then…

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

ARE YOU TELLING ME

That in the span of five minutes when my F-ing feed wasn’t working, the Isles scored TWICE?

by JP Nikota on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

way to cut off the first 30 seconds of the powerplay

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

yea

that’s pretty terrible coverage

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me guess, this is all vesa’s fault right guys? How many good saves did he make? He got beat on a break away and on a delfection in front.
MAYBE blame the forwards who can’t put one past Roloson. Fuck

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He got beat not moving on a breakaway that the shooter didn’t deke on and fired past his useless glove hand.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

….

Bad timing for this defence

You know where I'm from.

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Ya. Fucking TOskala made me look bad.
1 of three tho!

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that the amount of goals he hasn’t moved on?

Or

The amount of goals he went down to early for?

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c’mon boys, keep it together, you know you can do this

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

uhm

or not

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Bergenheim shortie.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

so….anyone got a TV Guide? What else is on tonight?

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really vesa?
really?

by PeterZezel on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Okay

It’s a little airborne, its still

Its gone

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Good night Vesa. Back to the bench you go.

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

YANK HIM

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

OMG

I’m going to cry tears of blood now.

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Nov 23, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

this

is why I want to jump off the port man

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Yup theres the vesa we know and love

by TheDeek on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

UHM CAN WE HAVE A GOALIE CHANGE?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

/head desk

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

/head lighted stick of dynamite

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

the hell is that?

looks like one of those clear paperweights with stones and stuff inside

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

by "head"

is that stuff like the head skin or stuff like brains?

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

FAIL

Head Cheese was a mid-90’s tag team consisting of Al Snow and Steve Blackman. Everybody knows that.

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Can I go back to hating Toskala now, please?

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I never stopped.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Mostly, I hate myself for giving him another chance.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah yes

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

FML.

I have multiple assignments due tomorrow. I’m not staying up till some ridiculous hour just to watch this puke show.

by JP Nikota on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

BUT I JUST PUT ON MY RALLY CAP!

Maybe I should dig out my hockey helmet.

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by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

I might put mine on so I can bang my head on the wall repeatedly

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey guys 3 goals on 4 shots. I KNOW THE PROBLEM!!!

NEED MOARD MAYERS ON PP!

Fuck off.

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

turnover.

followed by turnover.

followed by turnover.

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

so we’ve completely lost our confidence now

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM EST reply actions  

3 goals on 4 shots will do that

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

'now'?

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

we had some to start

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Impotence.

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THANK YOU GREG MILLEN

I cant believe I said that.
BUT HE IS RIGHT. YOU DONT BURY YOUR CHANCES YOU ARE ASKIGN FOR TROUBLE

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

HAHA, I commented to Millen on Twitter that Toskala’s gotta save one of those, and he admits he’s part of the problem!

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

Greg Millen acknowledges a goalie might share some of the blame?

Wow.

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by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

I’m amazed as well

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Adjusting for the Millen scale, that means it must be even worse than I thought. And I thought it was pretty bad.

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by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Leafs have 5 hits tonight.

that’ll show ’em!

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOO

KESSEL

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

THANK YOU PHIL KESSEL

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

KEEESSSEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

z

KESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEL
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

yay

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Well well well

our one bright spot buries it

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT

MORE OF THAT STAJAN

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

yes, shouldabeen a call on that too

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

woooo Kessel

can always count on you to at least make sure we don’t get shut out

by jlahey on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Seriously. I think we’ve one game he scored in and nobody has scored in the others he’s done it.

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

PHIL FUCKING KESSEL

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Just sayin...

Had the rally cap on. Coincidence?

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

You better

Keep that rally hat on, son

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

PHIL KESSEL

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by Travis Hair on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Wow. Someone set up Kessel for a goal.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

I love Kessel!

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

This always makes me chuckle.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

god i love that

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaberle

looks like he’s up to something there. Something of the at least mildly NSFW variety

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

he likes chubby cheeks

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

otherwise a-ok

but the fact he’s ogling Belfour and LeBrun worries me…

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

must be the liquor.

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

explains the rosy cheeks and the smile…

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me get this straight. I go to put the kids to bed and it’s 0-0.

I come back and it’s 3-1 NYI. Isles got three goals on four shots, PP, EV, SH and Kessel has replied for the Leafs?

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by mf37 on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

Yeeeeeup

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And Toskala reverted to type.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

does it feel like life is just moving too fast sometimes?

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Just need to bookmark this game day thread for the next round of “It’s the goaltending” v. “It’s not the goaltending”

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by mf37 on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

JONAS GUSTAVSSON

IS NOW IN NET FOR TORONTO

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

YAY

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

hah

did he leave or was he pulled?

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Has to be injured

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

IR himself off the cap???/

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by puckurgently on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

injured pride?

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Probablyt pissed that he doesn’t get any offensive support

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

too bad Toskala couldn’t keep up with that youngster Roloson

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sorry but allowing 3 goals on 14 shots while your team has almost 30 shots and the other goalie is playing stellar does not mean you’re not getting offensive support.

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? 30 shots and how many goals? Offensive support means goals.

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Third goal is 100% Toskala. First goal is 50% his and 50% on the D. Second goal is a tip, shit happens.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree, that last goal was shit. HOWEVER 30+ shots and 1 goal and it is 100% Vesa’s fault? I’m tired of the blaming Toskala crap

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes a goalie stops a team’s shot.

I know that’s hard to understand since we watch the Leafs a lot.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh is that what a goalie is supposed to do?

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

ya and he made good saves in the first to keep it tied.
Honestly, you just hate Vesa that much you refuse to lay blame anywhere else.

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by leafer1984 on Nov 23, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

1-1 or 2-1 would be the score if he was competant.

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah. I wouldn’t fault a goalie for a breakaway but the word is out about his glove hand and he’s obviously done nothing there.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Worst kept secret

in the NHL

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

So much for Greg Millen spending every 5 seconds jizzing about his glove hand two years ago.

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not exactly a small sample size of shit games Toskala’s played.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

And a .800 save percentage means you suck.

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think

he pretended he was hurt to save face

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Why not do this after the 3rd goal?

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala needs to have a good cry

by birky on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Preferebly on a railway.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

on his HUGE pillow

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

and his big pile of money

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hypothetically speaking. If someone were to brutally murder Toskala, would the Leafs get cap relief?

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

And maybe a draft pick

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by Almo89 on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

draft pick

only for an unsigned player

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we randomly get Steen?

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by Almo89 on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

A true fan

knows what to do.

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I suddenly feel warm and fuzzy

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by Almo89 on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

MONSTER

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

Because I care, and Kitties help...

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by Travis Hair on Nov 23, 2009 8:30 PM EST reply actions  

this actually

made me feel a lot better

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by nhlcheapshot on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww. Thanks.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

MONSTER TIME!

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by Almo89 on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

MONSTER TIME

confidence slowly returning. hope coming back

by jlahey on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Toskala injured?

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Based on the GO LEAF GO chant I hear, I’m going with yes

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by Almo89 on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s only his pride.

by Fergus30 on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

God willing

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully it’s nothing trivial.

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by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Isles announcers are claiming that there must be something wrong with Vesa, thats why he was pulled. They’ve obivoulsy haven’t seen him play all season.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:32 PM EST reply actions  

he's blind

that’s whats wrong with him.

by jlahey on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

He just has a giant hole near his groin.

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by Travis Hair on Nov 23, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

that too

there’s a long list of what’s wrong with him. probably easier to find out whats not wrong with him

by jlahey on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

well there is something wrong with him. they got that right

by ShahofToronto on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

@Tonyambrogio200: Looks like Vesa Toskala pulls himself from game.

@felixpotvin: Toskala bad game. Bet he’s “hurt” again.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala sucks and gets “hurt” an awful lot after bad games then comes back a week later just fine.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

interesting, isn’t it?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he has to poo

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

He already did that.

Left it all over the goal crease.

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by Travis Hair on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn’s shot looks much better tonight

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

Now

if he can only bury one, or at least cause a rebound goal as a result of said shot.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 23, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

when he can set up on it, its not that bad, but when he tries to shoot on the fly, off balance, its terrible

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

IN JONAS WE TRUST

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by Almo89 on Nov 23, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

If something happened to Monster, clearly Ian White would play goal.

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

Really ridiculously good looking.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 23, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

the beard

he looks so….like the Brawny guy’s skinny brother who is in an indie band

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a hipster.

SUCH a hipster

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 23, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

i bet he loves modest mouse

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

In his defense Modest Mouse is good.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

SO Euro trash

and probably steals your girl

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by loser domi on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone think Toskala is even a good backup?

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

maybe he’ll pull a ‘Roy’ and demand a trade.

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The way he played on Sat and in the first?

Yes.

by Clawson on Nov 23, 2009 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

backups don’t have to be consistent. Just 1 good game every 10 or so

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

he head 1 good game on Saturday, out of how many?

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

well look at that…

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

1 good game out of ten? Jesus Christ you have low expectations.

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by Chemmy on Nov 23, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I blame watching the Leafs for so long.

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by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s valid only if he sits the other 9…

by Bobby Paradise on Nov 23, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Not sure how his door opening skils are, but given the man purse I do have concerns about Toskala’s ability to properly wear a baseball hat.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 23, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

KABBY BLOCK

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

SHOOT FASTER HAGMAN

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

lose your stick again stajan.

by ShahofToronto on Nov 23, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 23, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

UGH< Roloson’s pad firmly against the post

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

gotta get it up

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 23, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

TWSS

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 23, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish Dr Scholl made a skin tag remover powerful enough to get rid of Toskala.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 23, 2009 8:40 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I’m not sure what is more painful. Watching the Isles score those 3 goals or Accidently On Purpose.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 23, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

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