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Philthy Phil is In it For the Long Haul

Phil Kessel combs the rafters to find a spot for his future honored number banner.

Phil Kessel combs the rafters to find a spot for his future honored number banner.

Ain't that a relief?  Say what you will about how he was obtained (actually, I take that back, let's not say) Phil Kessel has been as advertised.  There's more to his game than just goals.  He backchecks, he hits (I've seen it!), he passes.  He competes....

Let's say that together.  Ready? 1, 2, 3...

He competes.

Don't that feel good?  I know I feel better.  In fact, despite however some games have gone, whenever Phil is on the ice, I can't help but smile, completely in awe of his skills.  In the coming seasons, as the Leafs round in to form and are competing like the days of old, Phil will still be here, competing.

So, my intrepid Leaf-fan-brethren, take heart.  Despite some individuals consternation, the outlook isn't all negative.  As a wise man once said:

Playoffs!!!!1

Let's get to the links.

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Phil Kessel's wrist shot
Cures cancer
42 votes
Solves world hunger
8 votes
Is good for the environment
50 votes
Brings world peace
40 votes

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BAHAHHA Brilliant!

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 25, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

awesome!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 25, 2009 9:12 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha, fucking awesome

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Nov 25, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Best thing I can say,

I look forward to these

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Nov 25, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also creeping back onto the radar:

Apparantly, DiDomenico should be close to skating with the Voltigeurs again. I got curious about him after reading Steve’s article, and found this story, which was posted on October 5th.

by Fleet Fox on Nov 25, 2009 8:13 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Damn. FAIL.

I meant to cancel that post, as I found a more recent article about Dido in The Star, but now that link isn’t working.

by Fleet Fox on Nov 25, 2009 8:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Cheers for the link blurr. Updated this morning: I forgot about Primeau. Can you imagine? How could Wayne Primeau’s contribution go unnoticed?

by general borschevsky on Nov 25, 2009 8:22 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

This is just a rumour, but Brian Burke is using the extra revenue he has at his disposal to create the first cloning department in world-sports. Coming to an Arena near you: Khil Pessel.

by hockeysense on Nov 25, 2009 8:36 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

E5

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 25, 2009 8:37 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I love it when my best buddy Burkie plays god.

by hockeysense on Nov 25, 2009 8:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting tidbit

Steve Stamkos is red hot, with 31 goals since Feb. 17, most in the NHL over that span.

by birky on Nov 25, 2009 8:45 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yah, he’s been putting himself into contention for Team Canada. Hopefully they put him on the squad. He’s been nothing short of awesome since Tocchett took over.

by hockeysense on Nov 25, 2009 8:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

sadly despite how well he’s played, I can’t imagine he’ll be anything but the taxi squad at best. But at least he’s making it hard to keep him off.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 25, 2009 9:13 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Love the picture caption

Makes me very happy. Thanks for letting me start the day off great blurr.

by lordosis on Nov 25, 2009 9:24 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Re: Hockey Do or Die's article

It barely explained anything about the Leafs’ problem on the penalty-kill, other than saying who the perpetrators are. I feel it’s a little thin on the analysis, and overly critical of players like Mayers who barely plays to begin with. I’ll try and summarize my feelings about the Leafs’ penalty-kills by basing it off my observations.

By ignoring the perpetrators who put the team down a man or two, it’s better to focus on the team’s reluctance to absorb shots and put their body in shooting lanes. Part of the problem is that it’s an unquantifiable mechanic to analyze; those who write or talk about it are relying on the observations of others who can authenticate the truth behind an analysis. Numbers, while concrete, don’t tell the story, and only serve to try and contextualize the superficial aspects of the game. So with that out of the way, here I go:

While watching the Islanders, Hawks, and Red Wings, I’ve noticed striking similarities in how they attack the points; all these teams encourage their forwards to take away space at the point. The logic, and it’s almost unfailing, is that shots that get through the tangled mess of bodies in front of the net will result in a chaotic mess of sticks and skates trying to control the puck while the goaltender is disoriented. A point shot usually results in a goaltender going on his knees to find/absorb the puck. It’s purely reflective and a product of self-defense. To see is to know. Should the puck get to the point, and get through to the net, the opportunity to score rises; there’s a higher visual degree of the net, and the confusion usually results in a miscommunication or misinterpretation of what a player sees. To wit, the Hawks and Leafs are polar opposites; Toronto forwards stay back just below the hash marks to try and take away passing lanes. Our forwards rarely, if not the majority of the time on the PK, take away the point shots. They simply take away the passing lanes to prevent a “pretty play.” Now, I may be wrong; I may simply be looking too much into this, but I don’t think I’ve seen more than a handful of goals scored on the PP against the Leafs that looked pretty.

I equate this to a team trying their best not to be embarrassed. I see this as a product of a team’s faltering confidence in their own skills and the skills of the player next to them. I equate this to a coach unable to turn players like Hagman or Kulemin into courageous sacrificial lambs. For a team to succeed in the PK, a complete cohesion of both the forwards and the defense must be able to attack the points and keep players off the half-boards. While impossible to enforce every instance, it’s easy to adjust for what the team may try to do. Part of the problem at the beginning of the season was that our main penalty-killings on the back-end, Komisarek, Schenn, Finger, and Beauchemin were running all over the place to make up for the forwards’ lack of bravery. Now, our defense has settled down a bit and begun to dig in, directing our forwards where to go and what lanes to take. Other than Stajan, I can’t think of another Toronto forward who’s consistently good on the PK. Stajan is usually willing to sacrifice his body, but lacks the foot-speed and strength to handle forwards, or bigger defensemen on the boards. He’s more of the roving forward that tries to clog up shooting lanes.

Since I’m criticizing the forwards, I’ll just mention there’s one guy I have a huge man-crush on; Primeau, who’s a beast on the PK. He’s big, fast, and tough. He’s willing to sacrifice himself for the good of the team. He’s strong enough to handle anyone. He puts himself into shooting lanes and has the reach to take away passing lanes. He’s our best option on the PK, in my opinion. Our second best option is Ponikarovsky. But how many times has anyone seen him put himself in front of a shot? I haven’t seen it since maybe last year. He’s big, fast, and strong. But rarely do I see him show any heart. It’s frustrating and drives me up the walls.

Here are the rest of the positives:
- Gustavsson’s huge frame covers the majority of the net, making it imperative to get him down on the ice for an easy tap-in from the mouth of the net. With our defense, easier said then done.
- Unfortunately for the rest of the league, the Leafs have four defensemen willing to hand out punishment if you get within 10 feet of the crease. Komisarek’s presence has reinvigorated and stabilized the defense, as well as making teams think twice about going into the corners with him. Komisarek’s presence has just effectively killed off most of the cycles that happened last year because we didn’t have anyone other than Schenn, White, and Finger willing to sacrifice himself. Be reminded that while Schenn, White, and Finger will willing to sacrifice themselves, it was rarely effective.
- Until Komisarek was injured, there was a renewed emphasis on shot-blocking. Shots from the point were rarely effective; especially with Gustavsson back there. Teams are forced to use their speed to try and get around the defense. The most remarkable difference is that our defense rarely chase the puck in our own zone anymore. Their confidence in Gustavsson to stop the easy shots is apparent in this aspect.

All told, it’s pretty obvious that the engines driving our defense and PK are Gustavsson and Komisarek. At the end of the season, if Komisarek continues to play like this, I’m probably going to suggest that he’s our team’s MVP.

by hockeysense on Nov 25, 2009 9:27 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Holy hockey post batman

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Nov 25, 2009 9:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, I just got annoyed by the criticism of the causation of our constant penalty-killing, rather than the reasons for why our PK sucks. It just seemed petty.

by hockeysense on Nov 25, 2009 9:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Going a little further...

… and to reinforce my point:
“I equate this to a team trying their best not to be embarrassed. I see this as a product of a team’s faltering confidence in their own skills and the skills of the player next to them. I equate this to a coach unable to turn players like Hagman or Kulemin into courageous sacrificial lambs.”

The team’s in the middle of the pack when it comes to penalties taken. To go further, the top three teams in FO% are in the top four in penalty killing. One statistic seems to lead to the other. There’s a domino effect. Without control of the puck, you lose another advantage. I think Wilson needs to start emphasizing puck-control. We don’t do enough of it, other than Kaberle and Kessel.

by hockeysense on Nov 25, 2009 9:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hockesense – you really should post your retort on his site. Bloggers love feedback/comments, not sure if Jonathan will see it over here.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 25, 2009 10:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

forget the chemo, Kessel beat testicular cancer because of his wrist shot. i voted “cures cancer”.

Is that the kid you want?

by kessticle on Nov 25, 2009 10:15 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

In my opinion the poll is missing an option. There should be an “All of the Above”.

Because really, what can’t Phil Kessel’s wrist shot do?

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 25, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Phil Kessel’s wrist shot counted to infinity. Twice.

Is that the kid you want?

by kessticle on Nov 25, 2009 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Phil Kessel's wrist shot

can cause both world peace and world war.

Moustache Fever, not to be confused with swine flu.

by Shield on Nov 25, 2009 12:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i sense a twitter trend

#PhilKesselsWristShot

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Nov 25, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t know how many people are reading it, but I think this Vintage Leaf Memories blog is excellent.

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 25, 2009 12:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Love the blog, hate the name. I WAS FIRST!

by somny on Nov 25, 2009 12:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I know – took me a while to figure out that it wasn’t a second link to you….

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Nov 25, 2009 1:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to be fair, if they were to move, id rather have em in QC than Hamilton

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 25, 2009 12:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I disagree. Hamilton deserves a shot, at least over cities that have already had a team.

Moustache Fever, not to be confused with swine flu.

by Shield on Nov 25, 2009 12:37 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Quebec was robbed of their team, same with Winnipeg. The fan bases lost out not because of support. Quebec could, and would support a team.
Plus they hate the habs as much as we do

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 25, 2009 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah I totally know they didn’t deserve to lose their team, I just think Hamilton deserved one back in 93… would have been a much better place than Ottawa; they were robbed also.

As someone who grew up in Burlington and has lived in Ottawa for the last 4 years, I can say that the Hamilton/Burlington/Oakville area would be a much better place in terms of fan base and corporate support than Ottawa. Though I’d never relinquish my love for the Leafs, I would probabbly mildly support a Hamilton team’s play as long as they weren’t in the Northeast, in which case I would have another team to hate.

Moustache Fever, not to be confused with swine flu.

by Shield on Nov 25, 2009 2:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If Quebec gets a team

The Leafs will likely end up back in the west.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Nov 25, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I mean if they get a team out of the west.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Nov 25, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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