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Toronto Maple Leafs at Florida Panthers, Nov 27, 2009 7:30 PM EST



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LEAFS MAN!!!!1 HERE WITH YOUR GAME THREAD. I HAX0R3D PRINCESS WAC'S ACCOUNT AND I'M HERE TO LORD OVER YOU ALL NOW. YOU WILL LIKE MY LEAFINESS AND LIMBS. DO YOUR SPG PICKS. BE FUNNY, BUT RELEVANT. OR I WILL SHOW UP IN THE NIGHT AND END YOUUUUUU. LEAF MAN, OUT.

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Apparently you're not supposed to do that

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOO

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS IS YOUR FIRST WARNING IN THE EMERGENCY TERRIBLE COMMENTS ALERT SYSTEM.

IF THIS WAS A REAL EMERGENCY THE COMMENTER WOULD BE BANNED.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

A REMINDER

Ban anyone who says the forbidden word

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

whats the forbidden word?

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

If u were in the last few GDTs

You’ll know. I don’t wanna say it because I don’t wanna get banned from the coolest (and ballinest) blog on SBN

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

haha i was in on the past 4 or 5 but apparently i’m slow.. yes no talk of ‘GOOSE’ laying one tonight ;)

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That's cuttin it very close

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It rhymes with “butt shout”.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

LEAFS MAN IS EVERYWHERE. HE HAS EVEN INVADED MY CAPS LOCK KEY

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

ALSO COME TO INVADE MY CAPS LOCK KEY. HE IS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

HES INVADED MY KEYBOARD

HES HACKED MY BLOG TOO AND HES REPLACED HIMSELF WITH ALL AWESOME STATEMENTS

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

Don’t have Leafs TV…
GO LEAFS GO!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

IM STILL HERE BECAUSE I HAVE TO RALLY LEAFS NATION GO LEAFS GO!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

he looks like

he’s going to eat Stajan in that photo

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

"Leafs dude"?

Who is this “Leafs dude”? Don’t you mean, LEAFS MAN?

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

HE IS GOING TO EAT STAJAN..

..like carlton eats burkes dogs? .. do they call hot dogs burkie dogs at the ACC, being a less than 6 figure earner i don’t often get down to the hanger

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN IS AWESOME I LOVE YOU LEAFS MAN

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I second this motion.

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Nov 27, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Thirded

and fourthed by my cat

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN HAS MADE ME FORGET ABOUT ALL OTHER HOCKEY TEAMS AND MASCOTS GO LEAFS!!!!1

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! LEAFS MAN FOR CAPTAIN! GO LEAFS!!!!!!!!1

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Just watching Queen’s beat Laval to pump me up for tonight’s game.

YOU’RE GOING EXTINCT DINOS!

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

What language is this you’re speaking?

Sports And The City

A Toronto sports blog, where unabashed homerism is alive and well...

PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Nov 27, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

CIS FOOTBALL!!!1

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Go MAC!

LUMSDEN FOR LIFE YAAAA

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t speak this language.

But my boy at work is from Queen’s. Loves his boys, and is off to Quebec City for the weekend. So: GO GAELS!!!!!1

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Nov 27, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

YOUR BOY PPP IS FROM QUEEN’S TOO

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa. really? :0

by Vinn on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS TOO.

I LOVE YOU. (I DON’T TELL YOU ENOUGH.)

Sports And The City

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PLAYOFFS!!!!1

by eyebleaf on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Tickets went really, really fast (I’m a Queen’s third-year).

GO GAELSSS1 :D

by Vinn on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Laval thought that they would be there.

ARROGANCE!!1

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

still what kind of idiotic organizer wouldn’t think to withhold priority for both teams in the finals?! (as an aside, what faculty were you?)

CHA GHEILL!!

by Vinn on Nov 27, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Can you believe they were going to give each team 100 tickets. ONE HUNDRED!

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

SO AWESOME HE WEARS “SEX PANTHER” made with bits of real (florida) panther THATS HOW YOU KNOW ITS AWESOME!!!1

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

LEAFS MAN IS SO AWESOME

HE COULD GET ME A JOB

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN IS SO AWESOME

HE COULD DELIVER GIFTS TO ALL THE CHILDREN IN HALF A DAY.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Leafs Man

Has a slapshot that could knock Chuck Norris out cold

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

is the most interesting man in the world

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

can outrun Phil Kessel’s wrist shop

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

Can catch a Brian Rolston slapshot with his bare hands

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

can scare the crap out of Chris Neil, then kick his sorry ass.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I can scare Chris Neil

Anyone can do that

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

can kill Chris Neil by just staring at him.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I can give a long list of people who can do that

But i can also say Andrew Peters killed him Wednesday

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

is the one who told ian white to grow his mustache.. and would have one of his own but he’s a leaf

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So this Friday night I’m in a hotel room in Guelph…except of course this hotel does not get Leafs tv. Luckily there is free internet. And the Habs fans have gone out. Go Leafs Go! Ontario!!!

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 27, 2009 7:09 PM EST reply actions  

Hey man

I don’t have Leafs TV either. But i’m here on the GDT (and Twitter) to rally le troops

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

ALERT

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

LEAF MAN FIXED MY EYES, WITH LASERS!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:12 PM EST reply actions  

LEAF MAN FIXED YOUR EYES, WITH PHIL KESSELS FEET!… ?

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

LASER WRITE SHOTS TO MY CORNEAS!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

LASERS!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

is a better dancer than Jeremy Roenick

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

this should be on the jumbotron at the ACC.

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Nov 27, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

juuusssst enough to mess with them

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone was there to mess with =(

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

is this game on leafs tv or regular tv, i need to know what to turn on and not watch

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Leafs TV

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

link?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't have one

I’m here to rally the troops. Just listening in on AM 640 for full Joe Bowen experience

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

LeafsTV

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Nov 27, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

link?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Leafs.

Is that Analrapist still here?

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Nov 27, 2009 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

huh?

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

ANAL BUM COVER

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No anal rapists here… I think

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh..

Not an Anal Rapist. A combination Analyst and Therapist.

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Nov 27, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

CELEBRITY JEOPARDY

Ok, I was on the right track

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

DUH

Arrested Development. WHoops

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ed Jovanovski never played for us ;o

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The dude who looks like Tobias Funke….

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Nov 27, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

You mean Archi The Moustachioed Lothario?

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

and apparent fan of sodomy… somebody knows something we don’t

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Douche chill!

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Nov 27, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

If the douche chills you should use warm water.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

whoa.. sorry man i don’t watch that much Arrested Development.. and i was joking, you could relax as well

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I have never found Arrested Development funny.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

To each their own.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m with her.

TWSS pre-emption.

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT?

one of the funniest shows ever.

but yes, to each their own.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 27, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I gave it multiple chances and it just wasn’t funny to me. Not my cup of tea, I guess

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

i watched a couple times randomly on TV and thought it was ok. when i watched the series on DVD, it was a revelation. some of the funniest characters on TV ever.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 27, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

like I said

it hasn’t entranced me yet

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i think it really needs the backstory.. if you get to know the characters everything they do is amazing

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

they haven’t made me want to get to know them any time I’ve seen them.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

I wasn’t calling you a douche or telling you to chill. Now let’s all watch this clip and get along.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1i-Yw7s-Pw

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Nov 27, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

i’m growing the moustache to raise awareness for Prostate Cancer.

It effects 1 in 6 men and led to the death of my Grandfather.

Thanks for the joke, though. I appreciate being called a child molester.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a Tobias Funke joke gone wrong!

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm not mad

I’m just saying

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry man

i also am growing a lip wig.. the joke was because he said analrapist —> sodomy .. certainly not aimed personally

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

S'all good.

I love Dr Funke and his family band.

I think the child mo’ crack was in the other thread.

It’s over now.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

My cousin’s doing it and we’re calling him Stranger Danger. And then we donate money to him.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I get TONS of flak

From co-workers.

But hot-damn you should have seen me at the gala last night.

I was looking good and the girl on my arm was breathtaking.

I’ll post some pics tomorrow.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

NICE

Moustaches are fun to mock although I wish I could grow one.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

horribly wrong apparently.

tobias funke fucking rules though.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 27, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Rofl

SNES injured a ref really bad

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

Dave Jackson. Heard them talking about how he suffered a knee injury yesterday

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Rick nash blew a tire and took him out. Poor guys

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It was Nash?

Okay then it’s not as funny. Poor Jackson

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

NEW SUBJECT

Let’s all laugh at Dominic Moore

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

DON'T SAY THAT

YOU KNOW HE’LL SCORE ON US TWICE TONITE

by Godd Till on Nov 27, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It was going to happen anyway

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

CAREFUL

Making fun of Dominic Moore leads to positive Dominic Moore results

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

DEXTER!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOA-OA-OA

THIS IS CANADA’S SONG

I LOVE THIS TRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

How much

did you smoke Arch?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Today?

Recently?

In general?

The answer to all 3 is: “Lots”

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay

Even with a shitload of Weed that song is still bad

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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOA-OH-OH

THIS IS CANADA’S TEAM

GO! LEAFS! GO!

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

GO LEAFS GO (AND RAPTORS!)

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Or we could all make fun of how fat Kyle Wellwood is :P

I’m always up for a good Wellwood fat joke.

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

Look at my sig

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanksgiving started because the Pilgrims were glad that Kyle Wellwood actually left some leftovers for them so they wouldn’t starve to death.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Wellwood is so fat

he has bigger boobs than I do

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

when its wellwood, its not a fold

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks to Wellwood, I have nothing left to be thankful for =(

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

goddamn those are ugly jerseys

by KerryFraser on Nov 27, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

the florida thirds?

yeah, it’s kind of a fail

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

TURN IT OFF

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

DEMANDS THAT THIS SONG BE DESTROYED SO THAT NO EARS ARE DESTROYED.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Only way to Enjoy that song

Put it on mute, and play the Solo to White Walls

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOA-OA-OH

THIS IS CANADA’S TEAM!

GO! LEAFS! GO!

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

whooooo ooooooh ooohh

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

I LOVE THIS TRACK!!!

I HAVE IT ON MY IPOD AND I PUT IT ON WHEN I RUN ON THE TREADMILL

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

that's a lie

I dont run on treadmills. Ever.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i do, but i usually throw on feed the animals

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Feed The Animals

Is the best workout track ever

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed, at least for cardio
not so good for heavy lifting, thats what slayer and pantera are for

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

hatefuel?

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

running away from it?

running to kill whoever made it?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The guy who asked that contraction quesiton was referred to as MR T Whateverhislastnamewas…

THIS SONG BURNS ME EARS.. can we get nanananana LEAFS MAN!! instead

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The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

NANANANANANA LEAFS MAN!

NANANANANANANANANANA LEAFS MAN, LEAFS MAN, LEADER… I MEAN LEAFS MAN! I LOVE LEAFS MAN!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN!!!1

POW ZAP WHAM BOOF

Wendel would be commissioner gordon.. who would be robin?

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Matt Stajan!

Luke Schenn is Superman and Phil Kessel is the Green Lantern

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT

BUT LEAFS MAN IS THE BEST.

“LEAFS MAN” IS A SYNONYM FOR AWESOME IN 57 LANGUAGES.

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"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

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Oh look

We’re playing St Mikes.

by Godd Till on Nov 27, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

JUST WHY?!?!

Who ever thought they were a good idea for Florida?

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

the design is ok

but navy and baby blue for a team that has never had either as colors? FAIL

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

AND THE SHOULDER PATCHES

SUCK ASS. “FLA”!? “FLA”!? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CRAP!?

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

bisexual asshat

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

“Oh”, he said. All he could say was “oh.”

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

OH BOY I GET THE FLORIDA FEED ON CENTER ICE YAAAAAAAY

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

is that the one with the “MAKE ME A BICYCLE CLOWN” guy?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s radio only I think.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

ahahahahah those shoulder patches ahashdfashahhahahahahaahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

by KerryFraser on Nov 27, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

those florida jerseys are terrible

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

“Hey guys these are cool right?”

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

“it was cool when st louis did it”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Their thirds are terrible.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

90 percent of thirds are

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The only good 3rds

are the Leafs thirds. And those non-existant Red Wings and Devils thirds

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the oilers thirds

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

the ones they have now, or the robot sperm ones?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

The retro jerseys are nice

I like the Retro Isles jersey as well. The Christmas Devils jerseys are gonna be so kickass

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I guess I have to stop watching the Big Bang Theory and think about watching a hockey game.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

I didn’t know you were into that sorta thing…

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m supremely nerdy. It’s relevant to my interests. Though I’m a Penny/Sheldon shipper. I don’t care about Leonard/Penny.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

i just started watching the first season of that last night.. amazing

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Picture in Picture?

That still might not do it. BBT can be watched other times. But it IS awesome.

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN™ AGREES

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

GO LEAFS GO!
GO LEAFS GO!

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re showing commercials on FS Florida.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW this sucks Leafs Man

by aki berg fan club on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

its florida

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

LeafsTV Countdown to puck drop has now been wrong 248 straight time!

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

hahahahahaha the Panthers growl there

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Oh my god, this feed has the quality of a Skinemax softcore program.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Oh, are you here to show me how to tape my stick?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

And to skate you to the box.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, I’m so lonely here in this box all by myself

/BCWW

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone get a referee

cause I’m seeing double minors here.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Trip-ping?

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Uhm...

That wasn’t tripping?

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

To ponder

If I’m watching the game on an illegal feed, is Joe Bowen still happy I’m with him?

by Godd Till on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

No

Exactly the opposite

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

who the hell is this team?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

LAFF

Bowen’s chirping the jerseys.

And Neal just called them St. Mike’s Majors!

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

wow

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

terrible

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Well....

That seems about right

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

ARE YOU CUSSING ME?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

DAMMIT

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck

Stick side seems to be the book on Gustavsson

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

He was out of position and that was a laser shot.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

well shit

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

GO LEAFS GO!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

In the Name of the Holy Truculence

by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Great D boys. Good job.

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Where the fuck is Kaberle going on that play?

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

They’re going to call that a trip?

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

Gunnerson is not the same player as Gustavsson right? Just checking

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

Oh XLB is playing.

Oh. XLB took a penalty.

It’s a good thing I’m drinking tonight.

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

uhhh...

Tripping on a bodycheck?

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

schenn gets boarded and we get penalized

by KerryFraser on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

this is already the worst game ever

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

YOu spoke too soon

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

getting worse is always an option in toronto

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaha

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

BRB SLASHING MY WRISTS.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK

DO THESE JERSEYS TURN THEM INTO THE PENGUINS OR WHAT?!?

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Terrible

Weak, weak goal

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

The Leafs really must not like making life easy.

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn’t gonna ddrink till the second period… Guess what… beer time.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

HEY LEAFS MAN

DID YOU DRIVE THE LEAFSMOBILE HERE?

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

why is blake on the pk?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

OK

I’m putting my Clark jersey on.

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by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Booooooo

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

BRB

Emptying Liquor cabinet into my body

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Looked like there was a good screen set there but Gustavsson better shut the fucking door for the rest of the night.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

At this rate

The final score of this game projects to be 120-0 for Florida

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Well....

At least it’s a Friday so I can drink away my sorrows without having to go to work hunogver…

Why do we do this to ourselves?

by Kenjamin on Nov 27, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

McCabe

He has 2 assists.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:43 PM EST reply actions  

What a great idea! Let’s play our two worst defenders with the one line thats responsible for scoring goals and taking chances.

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

well at least we have 57 minutes to catch up…

by leaflover4ever on Nov 27, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

If the Panthers wear Blue, yellow, red, another blue, and white why are all of their fans wearing green?

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

Hey, what the… 2-0? The game hasn’t even started yet! I wasn’t ready!

by general borschevsky on Nov 27, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

so its YOUR fault

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Ladies and Gentlemen

Your 2009-10 Maple Leafs!

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Neither were the leafs!

by rpop on Nov 27, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

leither tere whe neafs

by KerryFraser on Nov 27, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

eagtetr thea geq eafrs

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Hanson looking good on this shift.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

sweet now we’ll lose 2-1 and out shoot this team 45-19

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

Hanson looks like a giant out there with grabs and hags

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 7:45 PM EST reply actions  

would you please title?

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

needs titles so people can collapse images/gifs

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MON-STER! MON-STER!

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

see how much more satisfying that is than GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE

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The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

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by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet christ

this ahl team we’re playing.. is amaaazing

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

I thought

we were playing the Mississauga St. Mike’s Majors from the OHL?

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

well whoever they are they are just as good as anybody we’ve played this year.. that patented 2 goals in 30 seconds is getting really old

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to the NHL rook

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

Huge save

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

oh Horton, you should be ours

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

nice poni

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

PONI BLOCKS A SHOT?!?!

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by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

He blocks lots. He just usually doesn’t sprawl to block ’em

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

being a giant he dosn’t need. too.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

My apologies. I’ve been impressed with his play this season, I must have missed that aspect.

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by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think its only a matter of time now until Burke inquires about Giggy again.

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

watch your tongue

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m still waiting for Hagman to do something amazing. It hasn’t come yet, but it will.

The Panthers can’t control so much awesomeness in one guy :P

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

Hagman

had his highlight reel goal last year against the Kitty cats if i remember correctly

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I think you’re right

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

i am wearing sunglasses to watch the game on my lap top

i feel rediculous

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

I’d advise not even attempting to watch.

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ive been staring at the ceiling for the past 6 hours
i need stimulation

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

GO GO GENERATION KILL.

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technically im not supposed to be watching anything

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

MONSTER

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MON-STER! MON-STER!

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Schenn to the AHL when Komi comes back?

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

EXELBY has trade vaule no doubt.

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Exelby has trade value? No; doubt.

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you’d be able to get rid of him for more than nothing. Plus his 1.5 mil(?) isn’t killing the cap

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there is plenty of doubt

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I seriously doubt it. Would be very surprised.

by general borschevsky on Nov 27, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

why? He clearly needs to work on his game. We’ll have a glut of defensemen. Gunnerson is clearly out playing him. I love this kid but he needs to develop.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

gunnar has looked pretty shaky this game too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn has looked pretty shaky all season.

There are 6 defenseman on the roster that have outplayed Schenn so far this year. Because he doesn’t have to clear waivers, he’s the obvious choice.

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finger and exelby have not out played schenn, gunnar has played 3 games, there are 4 defensemen that have out played schenn

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

True… but Schenn hasn’t exactly outplayed Finger either… He’s the only one with an option.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Finger has out played Schenn, when he’s been able to play. Wilson already said that Gunnarsson is going to stay up with the club. So it’s either Schenn or XLB, and Schenn doesn’t have to clear waivers, plus he gets to keep playing, not sit in the press box.

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no, he hasnt, he just has a smaller sample size, they have played the same, the last two games finger was in, he was brutal

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, leave that horse alone, I’m pretty sure it’s dead.

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and i dissagree that schenn has been as terrible as every one else thinks

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

i guess we’ll have to wait and see

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I just don’t see him “riding buses”. He’s better then that. If he needs to figure things out he can figure them out up here. He’ll be well looked after. Wilson and Burke will give him the support he needs so that he can develope into the player they want him to be. And if he’s up here, the can control that better.

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You’re probably right… I just wan’t Schenn to be as awesome as I know he can be.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

NHL castoffs

like bozak stalberg et al… not just nhl castoffs

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but he hasn’t played well all season. Its been 1.4 of a season, and Schenn has brought very little to the table. Playing about 14 minutes a night, if that. He could be playing twice that amount in the AHL.

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Anyway… we have a lot of defensemen… just saying

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is this a debut for the FLorida thirds? if so, isn’t that a guarantee of a terrible Leafs game

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No. Yes.

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The Florida announcers making fun of the Toronto record since the lockout.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

toronto fans

making fun of the florida record since.. ever

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HAHAHA

Dear Mr. Kettle,

Fuck off

Hate you,
Mr. Pot

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

As opposed to the Florida record???

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Brb

Gonna go swear at my cat

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Exelby/Schenn

Is a pretty questionable pairing.

Really good looking in real life.

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he should scratch exelby instead

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waive his ass at who?

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Yeah, I wonder if Schenn isn’t struggling based on that.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Exelby sucks.

And if either man make a mistake, it’s going to look even worse on them.

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“ok Luke we are gonna pair you with a sac of potatoes”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Orr just crushed Jason Blake. Nice.

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Question is

will he live long enough to see that happen?

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They need to score right the fuck now

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It needs to be at least 2-1 by 20 mins. I doubt it though.

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OMFG

Colton Orr’s moustache wants to see you in the office

Really good looking in real life.

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Who is 20 Cent and why is he relevant?

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Right why the fuck is that even relevant? That nickname was funny for like 12 days, tops.

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They just showed footage

of that damn goal. And I’ll shut up about it now.

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I don't know

Kane is nothing but a Mike Modano-wannabe :P

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20 Cent is Patrick Kane, I believe.

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

20 cent

is a cabbie beating, goal scoring gangster

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dropping the gloves on high fares

THIS IS A JOKE

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Oh no, Leafs Man didn’t know Toronto lost all four games against Florida last night. He was born today he doesn’t want to commit suicide this early. :(

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

LEAFS MAN’S LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

LONG LIVE LEAFS MAN!!

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The worst part

Moore still doesn’t have his requisite two “Old Leaf kills Leafs” goals

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

do we play nashville? wanna see 2 belak goals

by KerryFraser on Nov 27, 2009 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabbo is more than due

love to see something from himor stempie

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HEY LOOK SCHENN MADE AN AWESOME DEFENSIVE PLAY

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

That’s my boo.

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I like it. A lot.

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

What is with all of these stick checks?!?!

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Kaberle makes himself offsides. Nice.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Oh look a boring staged fight.

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Gonna grab a beer brb

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

you didn’t miss much

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Good for Orr. He gets the decision

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

that was a Heavyweight tilt.

Wow

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

aggressive hugging?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Heavyweight battle.

Close fight. Orr might get the edge, though I’m not sure since MacIntyre got the takedown.

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Takedowns don’t mean much =P Unless you knock the guy out =D

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it would be wonderful for the leafs to get a scoring chance

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

You’re on fire tonight =D

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

BONERS UP!!!

love kessel

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WOW KESSEL!!!!

by PeterZezel on Nov 27, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

KESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSELKESSEL

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WHERE IS THE JIZZ GIF?!?!?!

KESSEL!!!!

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KESSEL WILL SAVE US ALL.

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PHIL KESSEL

Did you ever know that you’re my hero?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 27, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

KEESSSEEEELLLL

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

PHIL “FUCK YOU” KESSEL

HELL YEAH

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

What a goal by Kessel. Goal scorer’s goal.

by general borschevsky on Nov 27, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

why is everything a question… you no watchy?

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by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

no watchy

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I love Kessel!

btw.. Florida feed sucks ass

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 27, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

HEY BALLARD YOU LOOK SILLY

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

MAYBE YOU FORGOT WHO I WAS

I’M PHIL FUCKING KESSEL

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

that reminds me of a NOFX song i used to listen to.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Quick

Name the last Leaf before Kessel who could score like that:

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Vaive?

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah. Sundin’s move was a little toe drag and then shoot through the legs of the defensman.

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t forget his backhand =D

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. his backhand was retarded.

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

On an end to end rush?

My favourite was Berezin =D

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Jesus.. he played for the leafs right?

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keith ballard’s clothes are all over the ice after that undressing

by KerryFraser on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

I know Burke paid a lot for this guy but….. WOW.

WOW.

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by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I realize my previous comment makes little sense in hindsight.

I’m just in awe.

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by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

ALLOW ME TO REINTRODUCE MYSELF

MY NAME IS KESS (OHHHHH)

P TO THE K-E

USED TO SCORE GOALS BY THE K-G

SUPPOSE EVEN BACK THEN YOU COULD CALL ME

C-E-O OF THE G-O-L (OHHHHH)

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

How long have you been working on that? Like a week? Two?

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I thought it up as I typed

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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

big ups

fire like that could melt the the ice they’re playing on chemmy

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by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah.

He pulled an all-nighter on that one.

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Briiliant

Rec’d

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

this score sucks.

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wow

who needs leafs games when there’s that..

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That's intense.

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Still waiting for McCabe to score on his own net..

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 27, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Thats some kind of universe ending paradox

McCabe… score on own net? But that means score in favour of the Leafs… Head explodes

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That Goal

Will be replayed for years.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

CLASSIC

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by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel is awesome.

And I’m losing my shit over that puppies picture. Pretty fuckin ninja.

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Welcome

Thanks for joining even though this is your second comment I missed teh first one.

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by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

Just saw the Kessel goal.

Wow.

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

no replay on the Florida feed.. sucks ass

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 27, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Meanwhile, on Tomas Vokoun's stickside...

There was nothing

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Why aren’t you watching the Leafs TV one? Don’t like Bowen and Ralph?

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

center ice is showing the Florida feed. don’t have a choice

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 27, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I know right?

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Yes. THIS.

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor Toby. :(

I could watch this for hours.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey,

Who’s that Kessel kid? Looks pretty fucking nasty.

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

i dunno, i think we drafted him in like the 9th or something this year. could be a steal

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Don't know

but maybe he could turn into something…

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by steve_w on Nov 27, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Orescavic?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

oh florida has their own, Polish name i cant spell

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

he said vic orescovic.. ours was called phil do we still have one..

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will jason blake EVER score again?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Will Jason Blake
Ever see sunlight again?

fixed.

by birky on Nov 27, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

what have I missed so far? brief summary, please?

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me feel intrinsically superior...

by El Monstruo on Nov 27, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

We sucked for the first 3 minutes….we still suck, but Kessel is awesome.

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

is hagman still awesome?

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by El Monstruo on Nov 27, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Hagman is always awesome.

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by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 27, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel being amazing.

Leafs sucking for the frist 5 mins.

So nothing if you’ve watched one leaf game this season

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

leafs let two in fast
shoddy early play tonight
kessel is a god

by KerryFraser on Nov 27, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

VERY different game

We let in 2 shitty goals early, then we were all blown away by how good Kessel is.

Pretty much the same game we’ve been playing for 2 months.

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Another big difference:

the opposing team chose to wear their 3rd jerseys against the Leafs

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Why does Florida even have 3rd Jerseys….they were formed in the 90s….what history and tradition do they have to show off?

by Theodles on Nov 27, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, they could have rat jerseys

by Bobby Paradise on Nov 27, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

losing in the finals?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

1st period in a nutshell:

Fuck…..fuck…..damn….come on…….come on……PHIL KESSEL, FUCK YEAH!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 27, 2009 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

You forgot the inital reaction of “who the fuck are we playing”

by Love, Leeman on Nov 27, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Hanson more awkward than Kessel???

by Bobby Paradise on Nov 27, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

'We need to est. a forecheck'

Chris Hanson, one of 3-4 Leafs forwards that does actually forecheck.

by Godd Till on Nov 27, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

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