Maple Leafs 6 v. Panthers 4: Post-Game Thread
by PPP on Nov 27, 2009 10:09 PM EST
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LEAFS MAN lives! Unlike the Leafsmobile he inspired the Leafs to overcome a typically terrible start. Jonas Gustavsson did not want to disappoint him and he started making sick saves. Phil Kessel wanted to impress him so he undressed Keith Ballard. Alexei Ponikarovsky lives for his approval so he was in on the first four goals. He only gets credited with a goal and an assist but he also crashed the net twice Edit: and got more points elsewhere for a four point night. Niklas Hagman feared losing his wife to LEAFS MAN so he potted two goals. Christian Hanson doesn't want to play on a LEAFS MAN-less team so he hustled hard and forechecked like a power forward. Francois Beauchemin wants LEAFS MAN's help shutting up the naysayers so he continued his strong play.
Basically, LONG LIVE LEAFS MAN!
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WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
oh you
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
NPH APPROVES
Really good looking in real life.
by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
Rec'd
for The NPH. :D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
stupid box score is stupid
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions
Wilson Presser
Q: What did you think of Poni’s game?
Wilson: Hard to say
HARD TO SAY????
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:12 PM EST reply actions
Just made a crack about the media running with the Carlton retirement story
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So what happened did Carlton pinch an usher’s ass?
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions
Sportsnet is a stupid network
(Except for Archimedies, he’s awesome.)
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
Good save
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
I got ya back Arch. :D
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
What......
Is happening to Carlton?
"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny
HE’S BEING REPLACED… BY LEAFS MAN™ !!!!1
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he cant decide if it was awesome or amazing
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
How about?
Awesome!
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
Wilson doesn’t know how to pronounce “Fanfuckingtastic”.
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Poni was awesome
Hagman was double awesome
KEssel was Double Awesome with chocolate sauce
Also: Gunnarson; Beauchemin; Hanson
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
just told my wife that I’m changing my mind – don’t want Gustavsson jersey for christmas, make it Kessel please!!!
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Nov 27, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
dammit
we both can’t have the same avatar. Oh well, back to Inga skaya for me tomorrow
THIS IS A JOKE
LEAF MAN FOR EVERYONE
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
SCHENN!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
WALLIN!
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions
hahahaha
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by my son has a choice on Nov 27, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
schenn was actually good in the game though!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions
Schenn
Showed decided improvement.
If Komi’s return leads to him re-uniting with Gunnarson and getting the hell away from Exelby, it will be a good thing
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
this is my hope
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Pretty solid for the 11 minutes of ice time he had
and he also set up the first Kessel goal.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Coincidence?
Fan 590 decides not to send Howie to cover the Florida road trip.
Leafs sweep Florida.
Resident Capologist
Working Class Howard is now Stay At Home Howard as well
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Can we nail him to his desk? Literally?
I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.
by kidkawartha on Nov 27, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
I’m wondering if Howie is traveling less because of his Crohn’s disease which had him hospitalized a couple of times on road trips
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
So Howie literally has something eating his ass… I thought he was just a dour motherfucker
by Bobby Paradise on Nov 27, 2009 10:18 PM EST up reply actions
Not to make light of Crohn's disease
It also saves fan590 lots of cash with no more limos.
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And less toilet paper
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Really?
I have never heard of that
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6 goals
So about the Leafs not being able to score, yeah…TPS report by Monday.
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Leafs 21st in scoring
Bruins 29th in scoring.
hmmmmmm
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:16 PM EST up reply actions
With That Logic...
30 game win streak.
2 down…
I’m all for it!
by WendelMadeMe on Nov 27, 2009 10:15 PM EST up reply actions
by the time they hit the streets, we’ll be above .500!!!!1
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Over .500?
In the spirit of Eyebleaf would that be .501!!!!
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I’m wondering if Leafs Man shouldn’t really be Leafs Man!!!1
Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...
that’s what i’m talking about.
all aboard the positivity express, people!!
Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.
I need the Leafs to last me a long time before BJs baseball hits reality again.
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by bkblades on Nov 27, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Great game!!
Leafs Man rocks!!!! (too many gifs in the GDT though, I’m on satellite internet today and it’s killin’ me!!!)
by Another Good Kingston Boy on Nov 27, 2009 10:14 PM EST reply actions
Wilson
Also laughed at the Bruins fans that said Kessel was made by Savard
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honest to god. either his game has completely changed from last year, or the bruins ‘fans’ didn’t actually watch him play. he makes his own shit happen.
Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.
while i am sure Savard helped Kessels game, it definetly wasnt the end all of it
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
4G, 5A, 9P in 10 games
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Savard's stats?
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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 27, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
Kessel’s reasons for wanting out are now starting to seem legit.
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
we appriciate,
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
whattttt
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no seriously what’s going on there
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Yeah, not funny.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions
Don’t blame me….that’s what it looks like. Three girls on the floor who seem to be under the influence of some drug and a bunch of men standing around.
What else is it supposed to be?
I am sure there are more eloquent observations to be made. But whatever.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Forsooth, those wenches there yonder in thy GIF art bewitched by some strange potion or spell!
Those four rogues do delight in the plight of the damsels who shall soon unintentionally bequeath upon them greater delights!
Better?
The point. You missed it.
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You can win. Though a good rule of thumb is rape jokes aren’t funny. Date or otherwise.
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I know, right?
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You’ve taught me so much, honey. I’m indebted.
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she is like a miniature buddah, covered in gucchi
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
See….I wasn’t actually joking. Chemmy asked what was going on…I gave an honest reply.
I wasn’t being glib or entertaining….just honest =P
As an aside, the fact that that is probably from a music video just makes it even more likely….music videos tend not to have sensible boundaries
Wrong
I learned my morals and ethics from every rap video in existence. Bling bling is a way of life.
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BROWNSVILLE, HOME OF THE BRAVE
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:46 PM EST up reply actions
Put in work in the street like a slave
Can;t buy life lessons like that…well, $14.99 technically.
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Dude
10 million points for catching the reference.
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I always Ante Up
When the Leafs win.
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Fool, whatchu want?
Your life or your jewels?
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get your hoodies up, and your face down low
you see anything shiny, you take that shit
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
A WOMAN WHO IS RAPED HAS THE RIGHT TO EXECUTE THE MAN WHO RAPED HER
-ANDREA DWORKIN
Go Houston Rockets!
It is. Read more closely.
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they took out the water boarding section though, jerks
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
LEAFS OFFICIALLY “THE CARDIAC KIDS”.
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again
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:17 PM EST up reply actions
Who’s this Toskala guy?
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Toska......who?
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Where’s the Toskalove? Or was it ever here?
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I love toskala
when he’s injured
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Gaga on the Leafs victory;
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I spy an iPod!
and a guy adjusting his….headband facelace
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Surely I don't want to start a gif war
Since I’ll surely lose, but babe, you and your gifs are 
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I harness the supreme power of tinypic.
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angry panthers fan
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:18 PM EST reply actions
Excellent gif is excellent.
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yes
heres more
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
In the show they’re “Kitten Mittons”.
How is this the one thing you spell right?
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i just found the gif, i didnt make it
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:28 PM EST up reply actions
Judging by their GDT, there are officially three of them.
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and take wallin back
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:21 PM EST up reply actions
and some pickled herring
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:25 PM EST up reply actions
And a Swedish version
of Phil Kessel?
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you ruined it
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:26 PM EST up reply actions
Inside story...
Poni hated Carlton. Conflict over women.
Carlton gone? Poni unleashed.
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GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!
I demand another win so we can be 7-11 and then even more unstoppable!
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just imagine how psychadelic the ACC would be
if the players were all spilling different flavoured slushies on it.
Woha.
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GOOD NIGHT Y'ALL
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just because i missed it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Lrih5g-MM&feature=player_embedded#
"Dad why are you crying?"
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YES
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That movie is so awesomely, incredibly bad. I can never decide which is better: the actual version or the cleaned up for television version.
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mmmhmm
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
Saved by the Bell was never the same after that one…Oh, Jessica Spanos…
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I’M SO EXCITED…I’M SO…..SCARED!
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Arguably the greatest scene of all time.
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right up there with the slater zach all out push brawl
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
gif party!
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
Second=awesome
Third= uhm yeah….
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Hagman now ahead of Crosby in goals.
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wooo
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:31 PM EST up reply actions
GLEE <3
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All these gifs are giving me an epileptic seizure
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They have titles so you can collapse them accordingly.
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thank you thank you thank you
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
like this?>
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scuse me?
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you heard me
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whatever
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the hand, talk to it
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:43 PM EST up reply actions
no
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makeup pancakes?
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IDEAS FOR AWESOME GIFS
Kessel’s goal tonight
Monster’s save on Ballard
LEAFS MAN killing a panther
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Not funny
Panther are endangered.
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what about manthers?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
But we still have leopards right?
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I can gif them once there are youtube clips.
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ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
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3-0-2 in our last five, just saying.
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and points in 16 of our last 17 or something? I heard Bowen say that tonight
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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 27, 2009 10:40 PM EST up reply actions
Um, you know this is the Florida Panthers, right? 10-10-4, all of five points ahead of the Leafs in the standings…on the other hand, Leafs are only 17 points out of first overall.
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exactly, they were 7 points ahead of the leafs a few hours ago
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:45 PM EST up reply actions
and unlike some teams they are over 500
oh that hopeless dream of a goal. Some day. Some day.
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Monday night vs. Buffalo
I’m going to be live-blogging the game from the press box at the ACC. I know everyone will be having a good time over here, but stop over at Sports And The City and say hello, so I don’t look like a complete tool.
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Really? How’d you score that gig?
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Are you allowed to live blog from the ACC? The Oilers tossed an accredited journalist for doing that last year.
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Some dude who works for the Leafs emailed me. I get the feeling he asked me because I travel the internet writing “playoffs!!!!1” everywhere along my travels.
MF, I thought of that, and specifically asked: “Can I live-blog?” and the dude said yes.
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This is all Chemmy’s Gloom and Doom’s fault.
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Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me.
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the NNN has been your downfall
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
Also I convinced LEAFS MAN to come here,
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I heard a rumour Chemmy is also going to be at that game, except he’s going to be in a big foam leaf suit with crazy arms and bendy legs.
LEAFS MAN!!!!1
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That’s a great gig. Congrats and enjoy the hell out of it.
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Excellent
Easy on the sushi though.
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You want to blend in, wear 10 year old pleated dockers and an ugly short sleeved dress shirt.
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Dress like Jeff Blair
ratty ass tee shirt, jeans, chuck taylors and an oh-so unimpressed look on your face.
Really good looking in real life.
by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Make sure to talk about blue and white sheep. That’s how I tricked the reporters at the draft.
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so thats why you were pointing at us when you talked to them
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
It’s a shame I won’t have a band of people yelling at me from above.
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Get me in and I’ll yell it from beside you
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Please...
tell me you are going to LA this year….
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by Travis Hair on Nov 27, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll be there, naturally.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 10:53 PM EST up reply actions
Woo.
THat’s one. I’m definitely going. 6 hour drive, but no way am I passing up credentials..
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by Chemmy on Nov 27, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
WOW
Find of the year?!?
Rec
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Go. Fuck. Your. Self.
Flagged.
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by Travis Hair on Nov 27, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
“FiveforHowling.com blog”
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how long have you been saving that?
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:57 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you.
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by Travis Hair on Nov 27, 2009 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
I like it. It’s like you’re about to curse Jim Balsillie!
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or bite him
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
I'd have done either
Jugular!
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by Travis Hair on Nov 27, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
rar
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
Uhm isn’t flying cheaper? Southwest tends to run like 50 dollar one ways.
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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe.
We’ll see. Other people I want to visit and such in LA though. So flying may be cheap, but driving might make more sense.
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by Travis Hair on Nov 27, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions
HEY JULIAN!
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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 27, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
JUUUUUUUULIIIIAAAAAN
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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 27, 2009 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
You better not steal my fucking gimmick.
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JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLIAN!!!!
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:55 PM EST up reply actions
Perhaps...
They spent like 40 seconds talking to EyeB and fell as much in love with him as we all have.
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:48 PM EST up reply actions
It might have been the fact that my response to “would you like to cover a game from the press box?” was: “PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!!1111”
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Press Boxes
Are the greatest. My experiences in the Jays box have been so ridiculously excellent.
You’ll have a blast
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I’m a press box virgin, so i’m stoked.
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 10:51 PM EST up reply actions
Make sure to listen really carefully to everything Berger says…and then try not to laugh out loud.
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I’ll be sure to tell Berger that it’s my first time in the press box, and that I’m just thankful it happened in November. When it MOTHER FUCKING MATTERS. And then perhaps I’ll throw a chicken wing at him.
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Ask Berger when the games stop mattering.
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You fuckin’ better dress as Leafs Man.
by Bobby Paradise on Nov 27, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions
The post game with RW is just so good.
Why am I talking about Dominic Moore? He’s on the other team…….
With this “what is the matter with you?” voice.
http://mapleleafs.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?catid=446&id=52664 – go The Coach (can’t get the embed)
I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.
This is why he is a stud.
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thats pre game but yes he is a stud.. perfect guy for our media
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by AkiSchennberg on Nov 27, 2009 10:56 PM EST up reply actions
the best part about games being on leafs tv
is that the kessel goal is about to happen all over again in the replay of the game :D
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so in addition to this fabulous win
my wife also gave me a gretsch hollow body for my birthday tonight.
life is good.
Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.
Ok I’m going to go watch movies and drink.
Night all. Grats eye. LEAFS MAN!!!1
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LEAFS MAN CAN"T WIN! OH NO!!!1
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LEAFS MAN IS THRUSTING IN THE DIRECTION OF THE PROBLEM!
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DUDE
That shark is WASTED
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by Archimedies on Nov 27, 2009 11:01 PM EST up reply actions
Back into hockey matters
I am so happy, ecstatic, orgasmic, whatever that Francois Beauchemin is revving into shape and starting to justify why I had such a manly man crush on this guy.
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