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Mikhail Grabovski just took a swing at Francois Beauchemin at Leafs practice. The two had to be separated by Tim Hunter and Jason Blake.

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silly grabbo

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 2:12 PM EST reply actions  

Do my eyes decieve me?

Jason Blake actually doing something correct?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 29, 2009 2:33 PM EST reply actions  

Whats with Grabbo getting in fights with his teammates???

Toronto Maple Leafs: Bringin' The Pain Since 2009

by LeafFan1989 on Nov 29, 2009 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

cause he is crazy?
Grabbo doesn’t back down from no one and I suppose Beauchemin said something akin to “dont be a jackass or ill kick your ass” or whatever and Grabbo dont play that.

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah Grabs! He’s been sorely lacking in the “crazy” department this season.

Grabo's virtual linemate.

by Sergei Puckizin on Nov 29, 2009 2:49 PM EST reply actions  

Grabo Is Nuts

Did he see what happened to Tomas Kopecky during the playoffs?

by Rock Outta SoCal on Nov 29, 2009 2:56 PM EST reply actions  

Kopecky is not made out of adamantium

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

[Deep inhale] Truculence

So this is a good thing right?

If consequences dictate the course of action, then it doesn't matter what's right, it's only wrong if you get caught. If consequences dictate the course of action, then I should play God...

by Fehr and Balanced on Nov 29, 2009 3:03 PM EST reply actions  

It is

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 29, 2009 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing to see here

Players should bring the exact same attitude and aggression, etc to practice as they do in game otherwise what’s the point of practice. Practice is supposed to be how you are supposed to be playing so if Grabo is to be a malcontent during games why should he practice any different? Players need to play in practice every aspect of their game play in practice otherwise what are they practicing?

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Nov 29, 2009 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

Crazy Grabbo = Grabbo hot streak on the way.

Resident Capologist

by clrkaitken on Nov 29, 2009 3:13 PM EST reply actions  

If I recall correctly, it wasn’t too long after the incident in the Habs game when Grabbo took off and went nuts on the scoreboard, especially against the Habs.

Boo hoo!

by sparrow13 on Nov 29, 2009 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, Grabbo

just do the exact same thing aginst the Sabres tomorrow.

And the rest of the season, for that matter.

Dallas Stars 4 Life: Stars Blogging From Hockeyville, Iowa

by Brad_Richards_Rocks on Nov 29, 2009 3:19 PM EST reply actions  

I think pineapples everywhere just went on high alert.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Nov 29, 2009 3:42 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

as did red sheets and odd drinks

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The produce section of every grocery store across Ontario went into instant lockdown the moment the news broke. If Grabbo snaps, he might not stop at pineapples.

-Graham-

by CanadianMaple09 on Nov 29, 2009 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Beauchemin refused to speak about the incident, the roots of which were not clear. Coach Ron Wilson was not about to lose any sleep over it.

"They were arguing over the last Curb Your Enthusiasm episode," Wilson said. "Grabo did not quite understand of those some of the little idioms, and Francois, who is a master of the English language, was explaining to him."

RON WILSON FTW.

by BehindTheBlueLine on Nov 29, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I’m trying to think of a word in Quebecois french, which, when translated wrong, would be heard as “f—- your mother” in Belarussian.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Nov 29, 2009 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s fucking hysterical.

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Nov 29, 2009 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

unreal

applause and a giggle

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

is that a real quote or did you make that up… hilarious

The choo-choo train left right on time. A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way. Of course we were willing to pay.

- My name is Jonas (Gustavsson)- - - Weezer are clearly leafs fans.

by AkiSchennberg on Nov 29, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

It's real-

From Jonas Siegel’s blog today.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Nov 29, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Players = Truculence
Coach = Funculence

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 29, 2009 6:08 PM EST reply actions  

elephant = trunkulence

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 29, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

pot roast = succulence

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Nov 29, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

blake = suckulence

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Nov 29, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hulk Hogan = Hulkluence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Optimus Prime = truckulence

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Nov 29, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

J Lo = junkulence

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 29, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

porn stars = fuc…oh nevermind

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

ron jeremy = Junkulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Michael Jordan = dunkulance

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bad Religion = Punkulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Lil Jon = crunkulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Nov 29, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

David Hasselhoff = hunkulence

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Nov 29, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Friar Tuck = Monkulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

sleep away camp = bunkulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

titanic = sunkulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

chickens = cluckulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ed belfour = drunkulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

beer before liquor = upchuckulence

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me feel intrinsically superior...

by El Monstruo on Nov 29, 2009 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Vancouver = CaNuckulence?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Pepe le Pew = skunkulence

Resident Capologist

by clrkaitken on Nov 29, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Pink Floyd = Brickinthewalluence

(too much of a stretch/)

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

glue = stuckulence

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 29, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

7 = luckulence

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 29, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Donald= duckulence

by laser358 on Nov 29, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

peat bogs = muckulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

artificial insemination = spunkulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

oyster = shuckulence

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 29, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Mr. Finn = Huckulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

three stooges = Nyuckulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mr. Norris = Chuckulence

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 29, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

plastic surgery = nip/tuckulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

peter = puckulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Brussels Sprouts = yuckulence

Resident Capologist

by clrkaitken on Nov 29, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

elmer fudd finds a 4 leaf clover = wuckulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys are my idols.

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 29, 2009 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

politics = passingthebuckuence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

hillbilly laugh = Hyuckulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

L’allouette = pluckulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

getting shot in the chest = blakeulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Darcy = Tuckerulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 9:53 PM EST up reply actions  

bike tires = spokeulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

firefighters = firetruckulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

startrek = spockulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 9:58 PM EST up reply actions  

end of Grey Cup = whatthef**kulence?!

by Leaf in Habland on Nov 29, 2009 9:59 PM EST up reply actions  

terrorists = run amokulence

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 29, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

satire = mockulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

don cherry = crockulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

luke schenn = young buckulence

by somny on Nov 29, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

gangstas = glockulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Calgary flames = Phanuefulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

indian bread = bannokulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Apache Chief = Inuckchuckulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 10:14 PM EST up reply actions  

venture bros = brockulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

clocks = ticktockulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

dress = frockulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 10:22 PM EST up reply actions  

rooster = cockulence

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

man tackle protection = jockulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

4 leaf clover = good luckulence

by somny on Nov 29, 2009 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

french mime = jaqueulence

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 10:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala trade = dumb-struckulence

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me feel intrinsically superior...

by El Monstruo on Nov 29, 2009 10:23 PM EST up reply actions  

rugby = ruckulence

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Nov 29, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

joke=overkilledulence

by Clawson on Nov 29, 2009 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

irreleventulence!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 29, 2009 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

the stuff between my toes= guckulence

by laser358 on Nov 30, 2009 12:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

Late, beating-a-dead-horse contribution:

Midsummer Night’s Dream = Pockulence

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 30, 2009 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

err

Puckulence

/facepalm

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Nov 30, 2009 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like...

Beauchemin made a crack about Grabs’ flowing locks. That’s a big no-no.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 29, 2009 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

I'm just shocked

Jason Blake could help break up anything bigger than a grade school fight.

"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy

by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Nov 29, 2009 6:23 PM EST reply actions  

That's what kills me about this story, too

Jason Blake was the guy who broke up the fight. I can picture him now with an orange sash and a whistle instituting the buddy system.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 29, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It actually says Tim Hunter and Jason Blake… I’m guessing Hunter grabbed Blake by the ankles and swung him around as a kind of human weapon to fend off Grabbo when he went nuts.

-Graham-

by CanadianMaple09 on Nov 29, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That sounds way more realistic

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 29, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

It sounds like a rec’ing.

by Clawson on Nov 29, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabovski figured the set-to might have been good for Beauchemin.

"Last time, Blake scored two (in the next game after the fight with Grabovski)," Grabovski said. "This time, Beauch will score two, you’ll see."

i love that crazy bastard.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 29, 2009 6:50 PM EST reply actions  

That right there justifies his three year contract. I don’t care about “stats” anymore.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 29, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

oh silly grabbo.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 29, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I can totally see this becoming a segment in Bloge Salming’s Maple Leafs Big Brother…
Grabo has my vote to stay in the house if he goes up for eviction, simply based on this scuffle and his following statement…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Nov 30, 2009 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was someone else who was doing the Leaf big brother

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 8:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Sportsnet showed a highlight of the fight, more like one Grabbo slap, and one Beauchemin punch, followed by Hunter breaking it up. No sign of Blake.

by rpop on Nov 29, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

He was inside his wheel at the time.

-Graham-

by CanadianMaple09 on Nov 29, 2009 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

haha
ZING

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Nov 29, 2009 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

lulz

I chuckled heartily at this.

by Chuckles Canuckles on Nov 29, 2009 11:20 PM EST up reply actions  

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