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Kneel before Phil. Kneel!

Tampa Bay Lightning at Toronto Maple Leafs, Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST


Tonight the Maple Leafs take on the Lightning. It will be the debut of Phil Kessel in the blue and white. It hasn't been fun waiting on him. It's kinda like getting a bike for your birthday, except it's not assembled. It's just been sitting in various put together parts around the house for weeks because did is is too busy cracking Coor's and watching baseball to take the time to build the thing. But now, the bike is finally done. I just hope it all works. It'd suck of the brakes fail going downhill.

This is your period one game thread. I will be in and out trying to do schoolwork. The overlord should be around. Please be mindful of community rules and do those SPG picks. Winner gets a big wheel! Not really. I'm lying.

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KESSEL!!!1

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

Wooo! Let’s go!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

excellent theme choice wrap, thats why you are the princess

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

yaaaaaay Kessel!
Go Leafs Go!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

WHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice suit.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the tie.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

wow…Phil your co-ordination is as awkward as your fargo accent

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

"Hackey"

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Believe it or not...

That was the least goofy picture I could find of him.

Thanks to planting his left hand in his pocket and swinging his right arm wildly, he was swooshing the right side of his jacket all over the place with every step he took.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i find that oddly endearing

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t mind his suit as much this time. Not a big fan of the black shirt, but otherwise, not bad at all.

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed

He’s not trying to do too much. Keeps it simple. I have no issue.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

is that the same tie

as in the photo on the top of the page?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Great eye

I think its entirely the same suit.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it’s simple and he’s not a flashy kind of guy. I can’t blame him, I guess

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

If he scoring goals, there’s not gonna be a shortage of fahionistas who will try to get him to wear their stuff.

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Hockey players aren’t allowed to have lucky ties?

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe it is a lucky tie. I didn’t think of that

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

HA

it is

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

No music?

/sadface

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

I know I know.

I didn’t know what song to pick actually. I went with a far reaching metaphor instead.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

man, the purple and gold Kings jerseys are so ugly

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

I actually like them, heh. Vachon is great in those colours.

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I like thee new 3rds better

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Rogie Vachon

Sweet, no?

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

no, I can’t agree with you

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re a commi, pure and simple.

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m more a Kabby… get it double pun

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

it works

because of those nice brown pads and gloves… fashion tip #153 brown and purple…nice!

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

these are the best Kings uniforms ever. that is all.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who is not colour blind?

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

no, but they are so bad they are good, much like the old ducks jerseys

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

this.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god, barf!

I guess they’re still better than those orange islander thirds

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

with captain highliner?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

those ones suck too

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Or those atrocious

Isles “Fisherman” jerseys.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Barry Melrose

is a microphone whore

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

he thinks its a bottle of hair product

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

his hair looks like a mixture of grease and cement

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s just a horrible colour combination.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel will score at least one goal tonight. I can feel it.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

When Kessel scores 35+ each of the next four years (and 20+ this year) everyone is going to STFU

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, im sick of all this “franchise player” talk
i mean who the fuck is a franchise player out side of maybe 10 players?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, wah wah wah he might just be a 40 goal scorer. Holy shit. That’s pretty good.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, There are a lot of teams who don’t have “Franchise” player

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

top of my head

crosby, malkin, ovie,Kopitar, Nash…..

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldnt even consider Kopitar a franchise player. Not yet at least

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

he is well on his way, if he played in a big market, he would be talked about to no end

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

His lil’ bro is in the W. Plays for Portland.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Is his bro good? U’ve seen him in game i’m guessin

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

nice, is he as good?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually yes. The Portland Winterhawks are kicking ass this season. Also their team is HUGE. http://whl.ca/stats/roster.php?step=&sub=&season_id=&team_id=208

Look at the heights. And yes, they are correct.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Where would i be without ur knowledge of the dub WAC?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Richards is one too. Though he’s a goon

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldnt say that, to be a franchise player you pretty much have to be a generational talent, or just below it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Richard’s no Getzlaf.

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I disagree, hes a quitee leader, a Sundin type

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Fargo

No pressure kid.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:03 PM EST reply actions  

Not a franchise player my ass. Who else can you consider a franchise player.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

Schenn, Kadri, Gustavsson

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

But isn’t Kessel more talented than any of them.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn yes, Kadri too early to tell and Gustavsson thats apples to oranges

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay, hes the only person whos actually shown he can play in the NHL consistently, Schenn has yet to find his game this year.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with that

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

DEAR MAPLE LEAFS

Just give Kessel the puck. No matter what.

Kisses,
PPP

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:04 PM EST reply actions  

yeah, who needs Savard when you have the NHL’s #1 assist man in Kaberle

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kaberle >>>>>>>> Savard

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kulemin to Kaberle to Kessel, it’s the KKK!!!1

Wait…. what?

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL?

Good thing that they’re not line mates, then.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

shhhhh!

thats the secret, Kabby is Kessel’s new center

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

"Kneel before Phil Kessel"?

bow. chicka.
wow.
WOW

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

LOL. I didn’t even think of that.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

have you been drinking?

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

there is still time

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

this is true

the night is young

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by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

and so it that bottle of whiskey

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

If yer gonna kneel before Phil

don’t make it look like yer counting his pills.

"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy

by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Nov 3, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

one is all he needs?

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by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

God

I’m gonna die of anticipation

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

Same here…Woke up at 10am…been waiting for the game ever since.

by PeterZezel on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So excited!!!

I have been waiting, lurking in the shadows till this day

KESSEL!!!!!!! the wait has been killing me

by Neale's Harry on Nov 3, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

WELCOME

Thanks for joining.

Tonight’s a good time to step into the sunlight.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome!

Enjoy it here.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

hello

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the balance of the forward lines a lot more now.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:08 PM EST reply actions  

it's still

not the top 6, bottom 6 model that Burke’s talked about.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

more like top 3 bottom 9

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

KESSEL CHRISTMAS.

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KESSEL CHRISTMAS!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

KESS-TMAS

©2009 Kavel Pubina

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Just no…

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

lol Kavel’s been gettin shot all day

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Not on top of my game...

But I’ll fucking bounce back.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the spirit. Constant optimism, the sign of a true leafs fan

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It's how I roll.

Sophomore slumps are nothing against my awesome wrath.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

JONAS GUSTAVSSON STATUS UPDATE

100% En Fuego

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:10 PM EST reply actions  

Gustavvsson will hurt you if you score a goal on him. watch out.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

he is sooooo skinny.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I think

It’s got a lot to do with how tall he is.

Whatever it is, it works.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s just shocking because obvious his pads are HUGE

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by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

thats what she said?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s just limber.

WINK.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

:D

that’s what she said. Litterally

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by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

he really is a thin dood! Get that kid a Burkie!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

skinneh golee can haz cheezburger

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by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

monster hungree!

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Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Gustavsson

still looks like an indie rocker

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by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally.

Fits in perfectly on Queen West

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha, he looks like he should be in a Beck video

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

He's amazing

I love it.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

me too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Beck? Perfect. Or Moby with hair.

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

New nickname for Jonas – Guero!

by Godd Till on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, because he doesnt suck

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

this needs to be photoshopped

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Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

he looks like on of the guys from the strokes

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

YES!

that’s who I was thinking of

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

photoshop time, he wouldn’t look out of place at all

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Nicely done

Is that Komi behind him?

Resident Cook and IT Superman
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

why?

PVR!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

OMFG

The hockeycentral panel is unbelievably unwatchably catastrophically bad.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

yes

I mute them or, if my husband insists on listening, put my hands over my ears and scream.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Doug Maclean is annoying

Toronto Maple Leafs: Bringin' The Pain Since 2009

by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

BUT I DRAFTED RICK NASH!

Space Weed Says The Steve Ott of Hockey Blogs
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't care, MacLean.

you still get punched.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i love this favourite leafs goal commercial

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, one of the few good ones that the leaf have made.

Toronto Maple Leafs: Bringin' The Pain Since 2009

by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone remember?

That site Chemmy linked that has online feeds? I’m retarded and forgot to bookmark it.

http://beyondbeleaf.blogspot.com/

by BeyondBeleaf on Nov 3, 2009 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

www.atdhe.net?

thats one, dunno if its the one Chemmy linked though

by jlahey on Nov 3, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Try myp2p

Toronto Maple Leafs: Bringin' The Pain Since 2009

by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Leafs Goal Commercial

I hate when lame commercials get to me but I get a chill when I watch that Leafs goal commercial right at the end…. damn it.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

YouTube?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

PONI INTERVIEW!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

in NHL10, he has the worst acne ever

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

like Kim Johsson bad?

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i want to scrub my tv with an oxy pad bad

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

what was with his eyes?

Seriously was he scared or nervous?

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Nov 3, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, thats just poni

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He's in awe of Kessel.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s always kinda nervous and such. watch him when he scores

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i love how kabbys stock photo looks like he has a faux hawk

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

it’s priceless…he was heading out to the club shortly after to party

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The team photos?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He's in awe of Kessel.

I can buy that!

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Nov 3, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

poor mr broken mikey

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

Confusing!

This is my first time participating in the PPP GT and I have to say there is a lot of visual clutter to sift through. Somebody get me a seive!! Thank you. Andrew Raycroft will do nicely.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

the Z key is your friend.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

it took me forever to figure that one out

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

i didnt figure it out till the playoffs last year, it changed my life

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Figured it out just now...

though my way seemed alright.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I never knew about that. It’s amazing!

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

you learn something new every day!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Only today I’ve learnt something useful.

/high five

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

what r key? I never knew about that

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

see PPP’s post below

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

you’ll figure it out…it goes pretty quick, especially if something epic happens. Also, welcome

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Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome

Thanks for joining.

These instructions will help:

Press C to tab to new comments, Shift-C to tab backwards, X to mark as read, and Shift-A to mark all read.
The best: Z will simultaneously mark and tab forward, and R will reply to the comment that has focus.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY F

Does that ever make life easier. I totally Z’d down to this comment.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

It’s clutch

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the best Part of Pension Plan Puppets: We’ve got some of the best blog managers in SB Nation

Space Weed Says The Steve Ott of Hockey Blogs
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

And members

Space Weed Says The Steve Ott of Hockey Blogs
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn straight!

PPP Represent!!!!!1 :D

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

some of the best?
its not even close

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I had to say that to make the other SB nation blog overlords look decent in comparison to Chemmy and PPP

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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Aw shucks.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

kissass

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

THE NEW GUY UNDERSTANDS HOW THINGS SHOULD WORK WHY DON’T YOU?

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Lets get back on topic

Joe Bowen is speaking, lets watch the Leafs!

GO LEAFS GO!

Space Weed Says The Steve Ott of Hockey Blogs
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Because I"m difficult, and an asshole.

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the new yorker in you

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

whats my excuse?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s the EOA in you.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

but im WOA

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Then I have no answers for you.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

i blame society

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Where does the Markham come in?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Ewww

It’s about making sure the Markham never comes in

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Who me?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

What do you have against pacific mall?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That'll do, Space Weed....

that’ll do.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You click the title of a post if the picture is too graphic intensive for you, or it’s a picture of a Hab or something,

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s got it

Space Weed Says The Steve Ott of Hockey Blogs
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Live Stream

Does anyone have a good one? It hasn’t been blacked out on sportsnet but it says its supposed to be soccer, so I’m not holding my breath. I also have a few buddies over so its 3 Leafs fans who are relying on this.

Much appreciated.

Moustache Fever, not to be confused with swine flu.

by Shield on Nov 3, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

I think someone posted one up above here somewhere. if not try justin.tv

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Your friends can also watch on an Etchasketch if you have radio coverage and can manipulate an Etchasketch real fast

"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy

by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

but don’t get too excited or you’ll erase everything

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Darren Millard

He is in my good books

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions  

im scared that he is all we have in our corner

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Should i care who he is?

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

just that he will not be destroyed during the cleansing, add him to the list

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

no

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No

he’s the host of the preview show

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, okay.

A pointless media nonentity in other words.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

For no other reason.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe...

How handy this Z and Z and R stuff is. I’m totally going to post inane and unproductive replies all night. Just like this one!!

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s mostly what a GDT is anyway! :)

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, I put a lot of thought into my inanity.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

And boy does it show!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, still. Now truculently rebranded!

by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

THANKS FOR JOINING NEW GUY

DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BEST FRIEND?!?!?!

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

ian will be heart broken

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

CAREFUL

IT’S A TRAP!

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Image post fail.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

DON’T TRUST CHEMMY

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HE’LL PEE ON YOUR PILLOW!!!1

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

thats why he is always drinking water

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

or have his adorable pet do it for him

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Wendel Bark?

Only if he’s not cowering from the cat

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

No, he fucking loves that cat. The cat does not love him back

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Not for free I won’t. That’s a premium service.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I fear the deluxe package

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

you get a free tshirt

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

“CHEMMY PISSED ON THIS SHIRT”

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I went to Conn. and all I got was Chemmy’s urine on my clothes.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

“SOMETIMES THE PEE GOES IN MY MOUTH”

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You aren’t into that?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

based solely on the company he keeps, right?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Player Only Meetings

Maclean is dumb.

Those are such a dime a dozen.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

Being a Hamiltonian, I’m actually kind of happy Phoenix didn’t get moved here, because that giant turd would have been the GM.

http://beyondbeleaf.blogspot.com/

by BeyondBeleaf on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

He'd be bragging about it.

“I AM THE HAMILTON GM”

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Maclean makes the others seem decent, how that man got two jobs in hockey shames the game

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahah Atlanta isn’t broadcasting their game tonight, and RDS has it in Montreal. French only on CI.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

Nice

LE BUT!!!! DE ATLANTA

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

C’est le but!

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by bkblades on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

ps. whatup

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

Hey Chemmy

Game nighbt, eh?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

whats cracking playboy

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Sup Chemmy

GO LEAFS GO!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

put on the jammies, jammies, your gonna need the soft material

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

zOMGIAMSOEXCITEDICANTCONTAINMYSELF

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:28 PM EST reply actions  

PHIL

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

KESSEL

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCKING

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

KESSEL

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

!!!!!!!!1

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they have pills for that :P

Oh and PHILKESSELWOOT!!!!1

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, still. Now truculently rebranded!

by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

this will please a lot of you;

Jared Cowen is dead to me.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

it doesnt please me Wrap, it gives me a sad to see you loose one of your pups

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Why?

SNES?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

other than for obvious SNES reasons, why? He shit the bed?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

nintendo?

40 years we've stayed loyal, waited, and pained. That is the honor of being a Leafs' fan.

by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Stupid new sens uniforms.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

SNES = Senators

After their shitty new thirds.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

never heard of him

"Sanity is not statistical." - George Orwell, a Leafs fan...
Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

WOOOOO

About time. sorry hun.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much he’s been lazy and making sloppy passes. For some reason he’s been playing like a forward and it’s not just working out. He’s just constantly phoning it in and making dumb mistakes that HE OF ALL PLAYERS SHOULD NOT BE MAKING.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

:-(

Sorry, doll

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

it's ok, wrap

I’m here for you

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

Must be serious

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Poor Wrap. :(

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow.

Bad breakup?

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much. It’s ok. I’m shacking up with Kyle Beach.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

you always did love the bad boys

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice work WAC.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I noticed the Beach love-in.

If only I knew anything about him.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

His current PPG AVG is 1.16.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh.

That’s good at any level.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously. I really wish the WHL had TOI because Kyle has to be doing like 27 or 30 a night. He’s always on.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember how upset you were when you got Kyle Beach. Now you like him and hate Cowen.
`
Poor Wrap.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

life is a roller coaster

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. Now I am totes in love with him. My Beach jersey will be ready for Saturday.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

PP and PK? Last 2 minutes of the game?

/thumbs up

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It`s okay. The same thing happened with me and Scott Gomez

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

And me with Mike Cammalleri.

Douchebag.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Gomez is worse

From Devils (2nd fave team) to Rangers (3rd most hated team) to Habs (most hated team)

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I know you and Cow Cow were really close. I want you to know that if you need me, I’ll be 3,000 miles away physically, but right next to you emotionally.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks sugar booger.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

HALLELUJAH

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:30 PM EST reply actions  

home time!!!! Catch y’all when I’m there watching on CENTER ICE!!!

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by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE IF KESSEL SCORED ON HIS FIRST SHIFT

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

TOO AWESOME

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

i remembered to SPG pick tonight. I’m going Kessel, Komi, Kessel all 3 periods.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

ooooh KKK edgy

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya. See above. I’m giddy about the prospect of Kulemin and Kaberle assists on a Kessel goal.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I robbed my boss of Kessel last week in a fantasy trade.

Best move ever.

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

FIRST SHOT!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

E.P.I.C.!!!1

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Worthy of the jizz.gif for sure!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, still. Now truculently rebranded!

by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow...

the Sportsnet intro didn’t even mention Kessel.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel looks so happy.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

chubby guys look happy and, I hate to say it, but Kessel looks a tad chubby

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

more wasted than happy if you ask me.

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as he can play I don’t care if he’s as hopped up as Fleury

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Marc-Andre or Theo?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

PHILKESSELWEARINGALEAFSUNI

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Damn

Why can’t he be shooting against Toskala?

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

wait until the Habs pick him off the waiver wire

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I hear Bowen. WHAT TIME IS IT

GAME TIME! GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

what is with American players and sloppy taping thier socks?

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

Bleargh

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

LIVE HOCKEY

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yes indeedy

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Go Leafs Go boys and girls

Resident Cook and IT Superman
Truculence FTW

by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

I bring you a pump-up tune, courtesy of the Protomen.

http://www.protomen.com/lightupthenight/

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

DROPTHEFREAKINGPUCK

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

MUTE

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

I hate this song so much.

http://beyondbeleaf.blogspot.com/

by BeyondBeleaf on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

what.the.fuck.is.this.intro!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

THIS SONG SUCKS

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

MUTE MUTE MUTE MUTE

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god….i just caught myself humming along to this terrible song

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

YOU’RE PROBABLY HIV POSITIVE

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

thats what i get for sharing needles WITH YOUR MOTHER

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

“This is Canada’s song…GO! LEAFS! GO!”

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

GARY ROBERTS SIGHTING

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

i really wish they’d stop playing this song all the damn time

by jlahey on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

I blame the Red Patch Boys

They got Alan Frew to do an actually pretty decent cover of a song of his for the team and now MLSE made him do this.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

Can't wait to see Hackey in action

Stupid feeds not up yet

ps. Nickname alert, we totally have to call him that

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

I liked Fargo cause of his accent or Ya know or Kessticle

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

i like fargo
you betcha!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

For sure.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Hackey for the simplicity

it’s how he says it, it’s what he does.

We just have to watch hackey in action.

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

HIS NAME WILL BE KESSTICLE

AND YOU WILL ALL LIKE IT

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

my web is really slow tonight, so I’m not risking a stream

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I really, really hate this song.

But the montage works.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

since the inception of this atrocious assault on my ears

they call the Leafs song, they’ve been off to their worst start ever.

kill this song

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:35 PM EST reply actions  

STRONGLY AGREE

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

try this maybe

http://www.protomen.com/lightupthenight/

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

This is madness.

THIS IS CANADA’S TEAMMMMM!!!!!!!!!1

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Post a smaller picture next time.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

PICTURE BURN

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

If Molson Canadian 67 sponsors the Leafs I will bomb their HQ.

http://beyondbeleaf.blogspot.com/

by BeyondBeleaf on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

zOMGIAMSOEXCITEDICANTCONTAINMYSELF

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOO!

no more low calorie beers

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Over under on Ian White Saves tonight.

2.5

What do you think?

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:36 PM EST reply actions  

Under

The Monster needs no help tonight

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

over

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m here to cheer and be objective :D

by aki berg fan club on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel likes stick tape

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

and getting toasted…
nicely toasted….

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

and beer pong and long walks on the beach with a special lady

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

or special guy

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

either, or both if he’s feeling brave

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh god...

Not the dreaking idiot speaking with an ENGLISH accent in a commercial for FRENCH onion soup. Tim Horton would totally two-hand that idiot if he were alive today.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

81 never looked so good in blue

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel is not starting?

THIS KID IS ALREADY A BUST

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

WORSTTRADEEVAR

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU’RE TALKING TO ME

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

DON’T EVEN LET HIM ON THE ICE! HE’LL JUST BRING THE TEAM DOWN!!

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

KESSEL DIDN’T START?!?!?!

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

FREE KESSEL

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

anyone know the lines?

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by Kriv on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

KESSELLLLLL

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

KESSEL!

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

KESSEL IS FAST!

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

HE'S SO FAST

THE REST OF THE LEAFS WERE STILL IN THEIR OWN ZONE

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what you did there

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

HE’S SO FAST THE REST OF THE LEAFS WERE STILL ON THE BENCH

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

KESSEL SIGHTING

HOLY CRAP HE’S FAST

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

HE’S BLURRY ON MY TV

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahah Kessel was definitely going for a hit there.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

getting one of his six or seven on the year out of the way early

by jlahey on Nov 3, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Stajan and Blake running into each other. Good times.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

I’m playing with who? No, really, I’ve never heard of these guys.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a joke right? These guys don’t exist do they?

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Stajan? anything like Matt Stay-on from EA…?

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, where are all the good players?

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Jason Blake? But I thought I got RID of the cancer.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, now I remember. Didn’t I torch those no-marks half a dozen times when I was playing for the Bruins?

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Mitchell straightened him out.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

yup. White is there to bring up Beauchemin’s game. He wasn’t doing so good with Schenn.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

z

Hockey Canada, FTW

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

“z” title sighting

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m the master of that.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I HATE THIS NEW SBN

IT’S TAKING 5 MINUTES TO POST ANYTHING…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Yep.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That might be your computer. It’s been doing that to me for a few weeks but it’s the computer.

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

no, it’s my Mac lappy i’m on…

i could blame my internet feed, but it was doing the same thing while i was at work today.

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Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

well crap

now of course, it posts nice and quick

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sweet! Problem solved!

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was just me…

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s smokin’ fast for me.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

samers

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Weird… I’m not having any problems…

by Huey2k2 on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i have no problems so far

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

What browser are you using?

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Netscape.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Webcrawler.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

mosaic.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Safari

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a big Safari fan, but it’s fast as hell. Hmmm. I’m using Firefox 3.5.3

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i haven't bothered to download firefox

because i’m going to be using this for recording, wasn’t planning on using it for GDTs etc.

might have to though, i don’t like it either

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

If Safari had Adblock, Tab Mix Plus, and Gmail Notifier I’d use it no complaints.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

downloaded firefox...

much better.

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Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

firefox

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I also use Firefox and so far it’s super fast for me…

by Huey2k2 on Nov 3, 2009 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

And I just downloaded an upgrade a few days ago

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Chrome works fine for me

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Chrome is fast as hell.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So much better than IE. That’s slow and freezes as soon as it hits 350 comments.

I’ve never had a problem with Chrome.

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IE sucks and shouldn’t be considered a web browser. If you’re at home and using IE
`
www.getfirefox.com

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I noticed. Eventually.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

the Downie Boo sounded more like a southpark “RABBLERABBLE”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

ooooooooooh Grabovski

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:44 PM EST reply actions  

kessel woulda scored there

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Paul Hendrick has dulcet tones?

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Stajan….sucks. Nice pass ex-lax

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by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

GAHDASDAS KESSELSPOLSION

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

ONE PHIL KESSEL! THERE’S ONLY ONE PHIL KESSEL!

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:46 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel is p nasty

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

[Red Wings/Bruins] Revised info: Goal: DET HOLMSTROM,T.; DATSYUK,P.; BERTUZZI,T. 19’ Backhand (17:43 1st). Score: 2-0 Red Wings

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

Boston will get Hall without us.

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luke schenn with a nice fistbump on the puck

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

MON-STER! MON-STER!

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MONSTEROUS!!!1

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MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

The Monster has never played a full game and lost in regulation.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

Except for that 2-1 loss to the senators

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmmmmm. I’m going to strike that from the record.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

By “never” he meant “only once”. Honest mistake.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Who?

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it just never happens

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Rec’d for running joke

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it just never happens

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Monster saved those shots like it weren’t no thang

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 7:48 PM EST reply actions  

Is anybody else’s heart racing?

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.
`
I should stop taking amphetamines.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.globalsecurity.org/org/news/2002/021222-gopills01.htm

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

not as bad as I’ve had. It’s more of a tingly feeling

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF. Monster can’t have blue tape?

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heheh

he’s taping monsters; knob

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 7:50 PM EST reply actions  

OH INSIDE OF THE POST SHIT

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

my laptop can"t handle these game threads. molasses.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

DAMN!!

Almost

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

OH!!! INSIDE OF THE POST!!!!!

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

SHIT SO FUCKING CLOSE

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

Grabovski doesn’t want to be shown up by Kessel. I likes.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions  

Hagman

He’s just a great skater

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hagman is a great everything

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Flyers fans.

They’re just good people. GO FLYERS!!!1

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the Hagfish.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s just a great skater

Fixed

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Does anyone else cringe whenever someone goes to hit Kessel?

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

by RapleSyrup on Nov 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST reply actions  

For sure

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i kinda like that he is initiating contact, but it scares me

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I am glad I am not the only one then.

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

by RapleSyrup on Nov 3, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

In my day fronting meant something else

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Mitchell and Stempniak were absolutely relentless there against Stamkos and St. Louis.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

fantastic shift

Kabby looked great as well

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:54 PM EST up reply actions  

confident

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

this is a different Stamkos than the one we saw last year…

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Good shift there.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

Terrible call

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

I sense a recurring theme here.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it just me or do we have too many guys who want to dangle, and nobody who can pass?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

weak sauce

worst call EVAR

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by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

That makes me want to watch basketball.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

OK Just got home...

Does Kessel have a hat trick already? I see 0-0 on the board, but……fuck. Penalty.

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

LAME CALL

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

Wow that’s a horrible call.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

STFU

Cable TV/Local crap

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What a surprise cable companies are against local TV

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't give a crap

About both of them.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You seem to be fitting in nicely already.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think our newbie means “Oh fuck off”.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re being polite tonight.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Brutal Call

Wow.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

BECAUSE A TV LICENCE IS SUCH A BAD IDEA!!!

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

Ugh, stick in the legs, and the guy drops like bricks.

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 3, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

Konopka’s a nobody too. Ugh.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

His name is Zenon.

Honest to god, Zenon.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s Czech for “terrible hockey player”.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was czech for “i’m a little bitch who can’t stay on my skates”

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

He's Canadian born, too.

Niagara Falls, ON.

Weird.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Wallin has to be more aggressive on the PK what the hell was that?

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So apparently if a guy trips himself on your stick, you get a penalty.

Yeah, that makes sense! grrrr

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

So apparently if a guy trips himself on [a Leaf’s] stick, [said Leaf] get[s] a penalty.

Fixed.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah yes, thanks. Don’t know what I was thinking leaving that out.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You gotta knock that down stayon

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Monster: Who’s Stamkos?

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Seen Stamkos?

I haven’t.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

if it hits gustavsson in the chest, no rebound, if its off the pads its getting booted

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Vesa would have bent around that shot.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Vesa would have let that in twice.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

And once more in the shootout for good measure.

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by SkinnyFish on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

you gotta feel for Metropolit though. He’s going to be shooting from the goal line all season now.

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

nice hags!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Hagman is PK extraordinaire!

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by RapleSyrup on Nov 3, 2009 7:59 PM EST reply actions  

Truthulence.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 3, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohh that was a quick whistle!!!! I mean…

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

“Hedman wants to put it right between the monster’s legs.”

Anyone else hear that?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

GAH!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

OMFG

Is that necessary?!?!?!

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

Phil Kessel

Whoops.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

OH CRAP

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

F*CK

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

by RapleSyrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

At least he’s not made of glass

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

Welcome back Kessell

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

Ohlund must die.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck Ohlund.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 8:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Oh fuck

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:01 PM EST reply actions  

He’s fine. He’s jawing at Tampa players.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Mattias Ohlund

Of all people.

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Didn’t we sign him to an offer sheet back in the Quinn days?

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Die Ohlund.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

in a zamboni accident

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by Almo89 on Nov 3, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

precautionary check up thats all this is

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Ohlund ur going to die

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

GET BACK.

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

He went to the dressing room.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:02 PM EST reply actions  

Wow

That was a monster hit.

The crazy thing is that he was blowing through the team before that

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

yeah. that play was a direct result of kessel being rusty.

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohlund had him in the sites for a while

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ORR go get his ass

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

Schenn, pls murder Ohlund?

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NO

NOT SCHENN. Send ORR thats his fuckin job, not luke schenns

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Sigh....

I wish I were in a different room right now.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

How do we get a penalty there

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

Because apparently we’re douchebags

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Clean hit

Stajan went right after him.
They HAD to call that

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Trying very hard not to hyperventilate now.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

MONSTER

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MOOOONNNNNNNNNSSSSSSTTTTEEEEEERRRRR!!!!1

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

MONSTER

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

NOM NOM NOM

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MONSTER

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

WHAT A SAVE!!!

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by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

MONSTER

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

KESSEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOO, hes back

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

Three shifts before the big hit. Does this mean Burk lost the Kessel trade?

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by mf37 on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

KESSEL’S BACK

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

He cannot be stopped

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by Almo89 on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

MONSTER EATS YOUR PUCKS!

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by Almo89 on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

HAGMAN SMASH!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:04 PM EST reply actions  

TRUCULENCE

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Dear Monster,

you’re awesome. that’s all.

by jlahey on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Hagman fight? wow!

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

What can`t Hagman do

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Aaaaand

The Kessel came back, the very next day.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

IS THERE ANYTHING HAGMAN CAN’T DO???

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

fight well?

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?

by RapleSyrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Be the back up goalie, only Ian White can do that

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by Almo89 on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

GO HAGMAN!

Fucking horseshit play. That’s an attempt to injur

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True.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Silly Krycjek

you cannot hurt hagmans big head.

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Wow...

WHAT is even happening out there right now?

This is ridiculous.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

DO IT HAGMAN!!!!!

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by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Hagman was piiiiiiiiissed

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

He’s fine. He’s jawing at Tampa players.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

Ew

How does that lip taste Phil?

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Like the Herp.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Rick Tocchet looks like a fucking scumbag.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Krajicek has to get the extra penalty. Has to.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

KESSEL IS BACK TOUCH MY PENIS

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

NICE….WAIT WHAT?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST up reply actions  

oooooh

your ding ding dong?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

his tra la la.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as he isn't hurt....

that may have been the best thing to happen to kessel. I know i often had a glossed over feeling in games where i hadn’t played for a while. getting a big hit wakes you up.

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

yes now he’s pissed, which means asskickery can commence

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by Almo89 on Nov 3, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel’s got some steel in him to take that hit and be fine.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

Hopefully, they rebuilt him using the same stuff Grabbo’s made out of.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That was a clear jump by Ohlund. Skinny and I just watched it in slo-mo, he leaps right before the hit.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

stop making nitimakye look good, he is terrible

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

they respect him too. look at how they backed away from him there. they know he can beat anyone 1 on 1

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Nice Save

I like seeing Kessell come off the boards on the PP.

Wow what a nice shot.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

It’s a thing of beauty.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

wow, he just threads that shot through traffic

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

GO FLYERS!!!!!!1

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

the hit wasn’t that bad.

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

He landed on his ass, not his head, yeah.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he took ohlunds arms to the face

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

still he was going pretty fast, but yeah, he also got his chin up at the last second to take more of it in the chest.

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel gained the zone beautifully there. I wonder why the Bs wren’t giving him any PP time?

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by mf37 on Nov 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel will snipe one soon if he keeps shooting. I can feel it.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

what’s going on??? I see a lot of “noooo” and Ohlund hatred….

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by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Ohlund leveled Kessel

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

he decked kessel

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohlund rang Kessel’s bell. Kessel left the ice, but came back before his next shift.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohlund smoked Kessel

But he jumped

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

kessel tried to do too much and got laid out at the blue line by Ohlund with his head down. but he’s ok it seems.

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohlund rocked Kessel, Kessel went to the dressing room for a minute.

Now he is back and fine.

by Huey2k2 on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohlund laid out Kessel with a huge hit. Kessel’s OK though.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohland tattooed Kessel. Kessel went to the dressing room, but appears fine.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I love how one person asks a question and 8 of us answer.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

And The Monster’s been very good, too.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

So good.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohlund must die, despite being the only NHLer I have ever seen in person.
On bus, will be home soon to watch the game.

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by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He’s not supposed to be invisible anymore!

by somny on Nov 3, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

planning his next move

ohlund will soon be sliced

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Hiding in the shadows waiting to strike.

by Huey2k2 on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Ordering some skill on eBay.

I kid, I kid. I think Lee’s looked good this year.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

NO ONE

talks about the ninja like that

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Hiding in the rafters, biding his time.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Playing on the 3rd line

With Mitchell and someone, I believe.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Hagman, who’s bitchin mad at Kraijcek.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

mitchell and knukles hagman.

by somny on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

WTF, Grabby just threw that away! Tons of time behind the net.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Trying to catch tender by surprise

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s been making a lot of terrible passes.

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So who’s going to break Ohlund’s shit in half

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

orr

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No one, he’ll run away.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohlund’s no pansy, he’ll face whoever xomes for him.

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by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

He’ll get plenty from Orr.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohlund’s no pansy, he’ll face whoever xomes for him.

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by Karina on Nov 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

little bit of rust on Kessel, but he looks dangerous

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

Trying to do too much, to be honest.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

yup

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

YUP

Needs to remember he has teammates

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by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

he wants a goal bad

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally

Trying to do absolutely everything right now

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Stempninjiak

on a line with Kessel atm.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 3, 2009 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

That’s awesome. He deserves to be on Kessel’s line WAY more than Blake does.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

Good work by Blake and kessel

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

no pass clause in Kessel’s contract?

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

for truthulence

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck kessel looks good

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

OH KESSEL KESSEL KESSEL

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

My word. Kessel’s rather good.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Man Kessel makes it look so easy, he just waltzes out to the front of the net like he is not even trying.

by Huey2k2 on Nov 3, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Ya cuz he doesn’t like to pass

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by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

the best players make their own chances.

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Ummm not quite. The best players make everyone around them better.
Kessel has looked amazing, but dude needs to realize there are 4 other guys on the ice

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by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

first game in 6 months, he gets some leway

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, needs to time to get his vision and timing back

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by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Getting clocked at the blue line isn’t going to help the vision much…

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

it woke him up

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

It made him angry?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel: so dangerous

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Nice work by Kessel there, made a chance out of not much

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Grabbo’s trying to be Kessel.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

POWER PLAY

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

ATTAWAY GRABOVSKI

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel

As much as he is definately trying too hard to score by being super fancy, he’s got ridiculous moves, and it’s actually exciting to watch.

Nice change of pace.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Grabovski looks awesome tonight fuck all y’all

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Oh yeah...

Who taught Grabs to win a faceoff??

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

grabbo 7 and 0 on the draw, holy hell

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Grobbo good on faceoffs?

When did that happen?

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Grabbo, even.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever since like the third game of the season he’s been nasty.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, but he’s traditionally been not so good.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Grabbo

Owning on the faceoffs again.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, Grabo is a great faceoff man

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

JR: Refs love toronto

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Who cares. Lecavalier’s a ten million dollar has been.

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by Chemmy on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

satanism is rampant amongst refs

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought they were terrorists

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

a likely front

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Satanist terrorists infiltrating a major sport!

Why has no-one in the media covered this?

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Silly man, who do you think masterminded the whole plot?

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Call that shit stripes!

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

more proof

the refs are biased against the Leafs. non-call on Lecavalier

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Stalk me here...

by blurr1974 on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

anyone have some theories on how to bring up some marlies

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Oh yeah

Involves a lot of driving in downtown Toronto

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by PPP on Nov 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Llama train.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ninja interview!

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Love Lee Stempniak’s first answer in the intermission interview, “I’m sorry, what?”

Clearly the dude didn’t listen to a word Paul Hendrick said.

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by mf37 on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He wouldn’t be the only one.

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by stucky on Nov 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

does anyone really?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Stemps, I’n starting to love you, don’t screw this up

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

No >:-o

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

no. Ninja stalk.

by birky on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Hopefully,

the Ninja asssasinates Mr. Ohlund for his out-of-line attack on Kessel.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope he does that uber-cool poison-on-the-thread routine while Ohlund sleeps tonight.

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Or kills him the way...

he did to Marchant last Monday.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

The ninja has grown on me, is he a ufa after this season?

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 3, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

Yes.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

They need to lock him up with a cheap contract now before he earns a respectable salary.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

that was awesome

totally tortured question from hendrickson, stempniak’s like ‘sorry, what are you asking?’.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Hendrick is from another planet and trying to learn our language I think

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

He must come from the planet

where the aliens from “V” reside.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

shouldn’t he be doing local sports in some backwater town in Saskatchewan. I swear I’m more embarrassed for him every time he opens his mouth. The only thing missing is that giant helmet and visor from last year…

by DeanoTPS on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If you asked me if the trade was worth it a year ago, I'd have said no.

But with Steen and Colaiacovo injured, and Stempniak in full ninja mode, it’s starting to look better.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

That clip of hagman dropping his gloves was priceless

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 3, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

he was livid, it was comedic gold

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Wifey probably promised a position when he would need his knees tonight.

by Clawson on Nov 3, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

makes me proud to be a fan

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Nov 3, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Who the hell are these morons?

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by article1 on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

MACLEAN

is a fuckin idiot

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by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Doug Mclean could be the biggest douchebag in the world.

Shut the fuck up.

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

Oh shut the fuck up MacLean. You’re such a hack.

by Kenjamin on Nov 3, 2009 8:24 PM EST reply actions  

He has such a fuckin arrogance when he talks

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by leafer1984 on Nov 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Where’s

Kypreos?

Getting saltier by the post.

by ohshrit on Nov 3, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

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