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Case of the Mondays

Buffalo Sabres at Toronto Maple Leafs, Nov 30, 2009 7:00 PM EST


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Tonight the Leafs take on the Buffalo Sabres in what is sure to be thrilling hockey. Or something. Rolling on a two game win streak and it is looking like Jonas Gustavsson will be in net where he will continue to feast on the flesh of his foes. Oh and it's the return of the ever so fetch Mike Komisarek. A change is going to come.

Oh and fill out that TPS report and do the SPG picks.

This is your first period game thread and I believe you have my stapler.

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the leafs are a small pond in a big lake….way to screw that up kypreos

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:32 PM EST reply actions  

last night

sportsnet lost video and sound of the Canucks game, and made us listen to Kypreos and McLean talk about the Canucks instead.
I was so stabby.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I feel real sorry for you Karina

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohhhh gawd

What a horrible sports day yesterday was. The Riders/Refs ripped out my heart and stomped on it and then that awful Canucks game with added awful sportsnet panel. Yikesssss.

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I almost threw something

when MacLean said the Canucks don’t have any offensive defensemen aside from Ehrhoff… I was like.. uh… what? Schneider, Salo, Edler…. maybe even Bieksa?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Yesssssss!

Dear lord that was awful. He had no idea what he was talking about. Bieksa’s been off his offensive game lately but yeah come on. Sportsnet ran a stat the other night that the Canucks are top 5 in the league for shots taken by defencemen…

That was Gillis’ main goal this off season: to get more offensive defencemen…

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah

gah, how does MacLean have a job???

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I

have NO idea.

My dog would have something more interesting to say.

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

can you

slip something into his coffee??

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

/stab

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhh! Kill it Kill it!

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

AAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d pay to watch that.

Not really. I’d just pay to get MacLean off TV.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

did kipper actually say that? You know I would love to start collecting all of his illiterate quotes and put them on a web site. On the radio you can count on him saying “vunnerble” at least once a segment.

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

oh face remix

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:35 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

GO LEAFS GO!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

anybody with expectations for this game???

by aki berg fan club on Nov 30, 2009 6:35 PM EST reply actions  

I expect

Miller to be average tonight, and not at his superhuman best like he usually is against us.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know… I wouldn’t want to …. JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS

by Cuffer on Nov 30, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

the grabbo beauchemin tiff video is hilarious

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

yah, i havnt seen it online, but they just showed it on sportsnet

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Office Space a good movie :D

by aki berg fan club on Nov 30, 2009 6:36 PM EST reply actions  

Check LD's Avatar

Also, if the Leafs Win, I will put Leafs man in My Between the Buried and Me Picture

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

PC load letter?

What the fuck does that mean?

(Go Leafs Go!)

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Nov 30, 2009 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

waters thinks grabovski is a fruit cake

waters is right for once

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

CAN'T READ MY, CAN'T READ MY

NO YOU CAN’T READ MY POKER FACE

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

p-p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

p-p-p-p-poker face p-p-poker face

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

sweeeeeeeeeeeet caroline

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Cause I’m bluffin with my muffin, I’m not lying I’m just stunnin with my glue gunnin.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I was wondering if she was singing about glue guns in that song.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

The title is missing the “GO SABRES!!1” after it

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

can they take that f8cking song from us then? please?

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 30, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm… That’s sheer genius dude. Then again, Habs fans are so dumb that they’ll blast that all the time thinking it’s cool

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec'd

cuz it’s sooooo fuckin true…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Nov 30, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Of the 1,015 Canadians surveyed,

for generalization purposes, this ain’t shit

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

having worked for a market research firm (many moons ago) I can tell you first hand that these results are no where near accurate. But then again, the fact that most of these respondents likely know nothing about hockey (as there are certain demographic groups that MUST be met in order for any study to be completed) speaks volumes for the inaccuracy of this study…
also: bandwagoners…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate polls about stuff like Canada’s Team. It was commissioned by a Habs fan, so what’s to say he didn’t skewer to call area to more Hab friendly areas. I dunno, I just find polls stupid.

On that note: Go Leafs, Blow Out Miller’s Knee!

by Clawson on Nov 30, 2009 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

Canada's Team

is Team Canada. No ifs, ands, or buts about it.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS

exactly.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't like

the whole “Insert country here’s Team” thing for sports teams other than the national team of said country.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yankess are USA’s team!!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yankees are...

Clowns. They’d be puushing last place for the next 43 years once a salary cap comes in

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

WHAT?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Lucky… can’t find a popeyes in Peterborough…

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

wow dry overcooked chicken, lucky you

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ian White

Shaved his mustache! Should we be concerned?

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 30, 2009 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

Crap.

Yes.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Nov 30, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

he still has a baby stache and soul patch, the beard is gone though

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

This is bad news

ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m beginning to think he shaves each Sunday, which explains our weekday suckage and occasional Saturday night awesomeness.

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 30, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as hagman has his stache still

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Entire team needs stachulence

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

HLF

did a great post showing the entire Leafs organization with ’staches. :D

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve seen it

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

the Olympic mascot looks like Pedo Bear.

Discuss.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 6:46 PM EST reply actions  

Kinda looks like a beaver

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

PEDO MONKEY GOALIE! RUN!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Quatchi touches small children?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 30, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I am so incredibly ashamed of these.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

quatchi owns, don’t hate

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

NOOOO

WE NEED MUSTACHULENCE IAN WHITE… NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:49 PM EST reply actions  

soooooooooooooil patch

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

soul even

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Sportsnet

Why are you still telling us that Mike Van Ryn is out for the season?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:52 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Van Ryn is out for the season/ oh my God!

//sarcasm

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

It was an injury board

and Van Ryn is injured

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Though technically he’s out for the season and has no chance of returning (It took Yzerman over a year to return from the same surgery), so it’s kinda unnecessary

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Technically it's unnceccessary

but technically he IS injured, and thus, leaving him off the board is an error.

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

there are people who forget these things and need constant reminders

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

SNES fans?

But why would they be watching the Leafs?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

dude, there’s some Leaf fans out there that aren’t the sharpest knife in the box, too

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Eh...

But I had to get that lowblow in on the SNES

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

BAZINGA.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

WAT!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I, for one.

Had forgotten he was out for the year.

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha, waters hates heatly sooooooo much

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:54 PM EST reply actions  

really?

i may have to re-think my watters hatred

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

he was terribly blunt about not wanting heatly on the olympic team

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 6:56 PM EST up reply actions  

heh

I get it, I mean, Heatley’s a dick, but he’s on pace for 58 goals…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

heheh
Milton Waddams: [talking on the phone] And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I’m, I’m quitting, I’m going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they’ve moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn’t bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if they take my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

hahahah

except for the married squirrel part…

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, I’m out of town this week.

Where do I find an online feed?

by The Muppet on Nov 30, 2009 6:58 PM EST reply actions  

I hear Bowen....

GO LEAFS GO!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:00 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel + Hagman = <3

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:01 PM EST reply actions  

we need a photoshop of this

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Like this?

Hagman Kessel Love


Support Your Local Coyotes Blog - Five For Howling
JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

odin <3

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Teeee

heee!

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

She’s anorexic Peter

You took my stapler

No salt I said no salt!

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Does anyone have a feed?

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

WHEN the Leafs win tonight

I’ll be shaving the beard and rocking the stash

by Redonred on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Mocember?

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

OH GOD!

I HEAR THAT EVIL SONG IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Running goalies is never acceptable. Regardless of who it is.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

What about Toskalol (or Scarey Sprice)

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Goalies are untouchable. Hockey has this social contract for a reason.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

No wonder we all hate Jason Blake (aside from his mediocrity)!

On the other hand, if Blake touches Brodeur or Monster, he will die a painful death

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

you touch a goalie you get a beating, thats why Peters is scum

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He's okay in my books

After he took out Chris Neil. To quote John Fischer “Peters DESTROYED Chris Neil”. And because he’s on the Devils i have to show some mandatory love

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

just wish some ill on him.

like i wish he bites his tongue off and leaves the game.

by PeterZezel on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Dudeee

Nooooo,

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm just bitter

of Mr. Miller’s success against us. Oh and hi. How’s stuff?

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand

I just think running goalies is lame sauce.

Stuff is quite good. Chair dancing to the Glee soundtrack.

How’s stuff with you?

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Chair dancing?

I approve.

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

DANCE PARTY!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

darlin.

I figured you would.

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I approve

Of you dancing in any fashion

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh you

I’m blushing.

I do love to dance…

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa Whoa Whoa
Yeah Yeah Yeah

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK!

MY TV DOESNT HAVE A MUTE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

the mute button is on your remote not on your tv

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I DONT HAVE A REMOTE EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow is Lester B. Pearson still Prime Minister in your universe?

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to go to that place

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

My TV is old. my landlord gave it to me

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Your TV

SUCKS.

What TV doesn’t have a mute button?

How old is your tv?

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty damn old, how old do you think a RCA with colortrax is?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

buy a universal remote

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow 30 years old easily. Sell the thing on ebay as a collectors item

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s my landlord’s TV, i don’t think I can. But I will if my Dad decides to buy me a TV (or anything helpful, he’d by my brother some badass stuff)

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Miller and the Monster? That sounds like a sitcom

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by Almo89 on Nov 30, 2009 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

whaaaa? I’m new here!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Between the Buried and Me saves my day from this crap… Unfortunately, for the next 3 mins I have to listen to Paul Waggoner shred like hell

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

And combined with Paul Hendricks voice over is doubly painful

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

GARY ROBERTS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

RALLY HELMETS!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

Always a good decision

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

every time i turn on the goddamned tv to watch the game they play this fucking song

by KerryFraser on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

As much as I hate to admit it, they put together a decent montage to go with that crap song.

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by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:06 PM EST reply actions  

Not gonna dispute that. I hate the song.

But the Montage is decent

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by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what I have done and the montage is just fine

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

again

the Solo to Between The Buried and Me’s white Walls is the best theme music ever (though technically it shouldn’t really be played to start stuff off)

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

tell your brother to tell your dad he wants something, then have him give it to you

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Reply fail?

This is about Prog metal replacing the crappy Sportsnet leafs theme. Look up.

But yea i’ll try it, but then my dad will be pissed off about it

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

weidr

yes, sorry, reply fail there.

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by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

It might have just been leftover footage from the original “I am Canadian” commercial

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by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

that montage was fucking nails

i like the song more every time i hear it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

WHOA-OH-OH

THIS IS CANADA’S SONG!

(GO! LEAFS! GO!)

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i love the back faded go leafs go, its perfect

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

It’s the perfect song.

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

The song

is all kinds of awesome

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Nov 30, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Y’know if they played it once every few games, i get it but every f’in game is overkill. The montage is awesome though

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 30, 2009 7:07 PM EST reply actions  

Nik Hagman's Moustache

Wants to have sex with you

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

it wants to have its own show on HBO

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

mmmm sausage

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

TWSS?

BCWW?

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Nov 30, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

big, hot greasy sausage in my belly

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Whitestache is gone but Hagstache is filling out nicely.

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 30, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

The song has something to say to you all

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Nov 30, 2009 7:11 PM EST reply actions  

I propose a moratorium

on not mentioning the song, in order to prevent a Leafs Fans Civil War.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems those that hate the song outnumber those that like it so it would be less of a civil war and more of an ethnic cleansing.

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you counting Jared’s arms as one each?

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by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The pythons kind of evens things out

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

sure

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Haterade

Is it in ya’ll?

My favourite saying during high school

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Beauchemin with a soft play.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 30, 2009 7:13 PM EST reply actions  

Decent tip by Mayers

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by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

ORR SMASH

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

Love Orr’s mustache

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by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

Kerry Fraser

be reffin’ tonight. Look out for any shifty calls.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

Leafs are throwing bodies around tonight.

by birky on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

GO ORR GO

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by Almo89 on Nov 30, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions  

Oh no way AnnihilatORR has some major mustachulence

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

I think Mair just shit his pants

Go Leafs and Bruins!

by Brad Ackerson on Nov 30, 2009 7:15 PM EST reply actions  

nice pass kabby

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:16 PM EST reply actions  

Grabbo just pinched for Beauchemin.

I think they’ll be okay guys.

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 30, 2009 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Or covered for Beauch’s pinch I mean

Call me superstitious, but I'm pretty sure the Leafs do better when I'm drinking.

by seankelly on Nov 30, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

stempniak you race horse

by Redonred on Nov 30, 2009 7:18 PM EST reply actions  

Orr is out for blood

i laaaaike it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:19 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Nov 30, 2009 7:20 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

LEafs need to get traffic. They got burned last time the same way. Miller is a world class goalie and he isnt gonna get beat by perimeter shots very often. Even though today he looks like he wants to give big fat rebounds.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 PM EST reply actions  

Hanson time!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

he just said that

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d prefer Orr to break him in half.

by Redonred on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

No Versus

Equals no game >:|

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions  

Vers… us?

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

what happened to your versus?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

THough free Center Ice, but still. I don’t get to see this one.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

don’t understand?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

DirecTV & Versus

are having a little dispute, which of course prevents DTV viewers from watching Versus.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Directv hates vs and won't show the channel.

I complained and got free Center Ice. Though still no versus, so no hockey game.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

but why can’t you get the sportsnet feed?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

In the states...

If it’s on Versus then it’s blacked out on Center Ice.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

HI ODIN!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Sup.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

They see me rollin’. They all be hatin’.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

punks just jealous

cuz they can’t outphotohop you?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

Things are actually pretty good other than not being able to watch the game.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Jim Vandemeer sure taught everyone a lesson yesterday

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

THat lesson was...

Hey Ryan Getzlaf, you’re a little bitch.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

He is one

but since he’s probably going to be the 2nd line center behind Crosby on team canada, I have to be less harsh towards him

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Being in the States...

I don’t have to care. Though if Shane Doan isn’t on Team Canada i’ll choke a bitch.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh boy…

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I will kill someone too

Doan has to be on the team, he’s been Team Canada’s captain for the last 4 or 5 years at the WCs

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

sick pass by grabbo

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions  

alixxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

read your BBM, darling

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Ooops

sorry babydoll. Reading it now…

Canucks and Leafs and Lightning oh my

by Alix on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

GAH Poni

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

Dumb Ass myers. That big bum

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 30, 2009 7:24 PM EST reply actions  

hahah, silly poni with no skate blade

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:25 PM EST reply actions  

Hehe that god no chance happened at the other end otherwise it wouldn’t nearly be as funny

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

errr thank god.

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by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ron Wilson’s shirt and tie combo worries me.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:27 PM EST reply actions  

he’s been taking some chances with that lately

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

chances?

they look hideous lately.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i was trying to be nice, but that is pretty apt

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoy it

Entertainment value I would require it if I bought a ticket for the ACC

by Redonred on Nov 30, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Self Promotion!

If you like me and my photoshops, vote for me as the best Coyotes blog on NHL arena.

It’s mostly meaningless, but I like winning things. VOTE HERE! DO IIIIIT!

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

I already did!

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Done & Done

and go vote for my blog, as well as PPP, LD, and other Leafs blogs RIGHT HERE! DO IT FOR LEAFS MAN!

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

My blog didn't make it

Then again, there is abit too much Devils related stuff to be considered a Leafs blog

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

this line is hitting everything that moves
i like it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:29 PM EST reply actions  

gah that was scary

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions  

Vokoun got baseball batted in the head by a teammate. He’s bleeding from the head, down on the ice, and being stretchered off.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

yikes!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh thats not so much funny anymore then…

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by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA

Keith Ballard knocks out Vokoun while swinging stick in disgust after Kovalchuk goal.

by birky on Nov 30, 2009 7:32 PM EST reply actions  

haha, wow

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That's frakkin' hilarious

And that’s why you never swing your stick in anger when you get scored on.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow Keith Ballard

Suspension coming from the Panthers brass?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude Vokoun is laying on the ice bleeding, not sure how funny that is. :\

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by Chemmy on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

didn’t see that part. All i saw was him getting hit

by birky on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah they took him off on a stretcher. There’s blood all over.

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by Chemmy on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

The Florida braintrust are prolly pissed at Ballard.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

trade toskala???

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Nah

They’re gonna stick with Clemmensen for a while. Though he was playing For the Devils, so it kinda cancels out his amazing season

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea seriously

Hopefully Vokoun’s okay

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Much less funny:

Vokoun was taken off on a stretcher and rushed to hospital

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh dear.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ballard’s not having a great week at all.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 30, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

MONSTER

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:33 PM EST reply actions  

GOOOOOOOSEEEE

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

no

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

please do not use that term…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

WHOA

That was close.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions  

He’s playing, looks awesome.

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by Chemmy on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Hes been around. You can notice him.

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by LeafFan1989 on Nov 30, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS YOUR DAY OFF YOU’RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I laughed.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:34 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

wut?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

its a Lady Gaga parody

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

lets have some fun this beat is sick
he wants to take a ride on your disco stick

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Translation: Let’s have some fun this beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitley

GO LEAFS GO! GO LEAFS GO!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

"masquerade shaft"

so taht’s what the kids are calling it these days?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

oh

well in that case, how you doin’?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

As per my new Ian White fandom

Luke Schenn is playing much better paired with White. Coincidence? I think not.

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by bkblades on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Fandom? Are we slashing?

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

/sees slashfic signal in the sky

I…uh…gotta go

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

No...

But hey, someone more creative than I can certainly start. My stories would boil down to they took each other out to dinner, made some coffee, then played x-box all night. What a fantasy!

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by bkblades on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

mine are awkward and involved double entendres that go nowhere or someone throwing up on someone’s shoes

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, all he could say was oh

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

bisexual, asshat

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine would be explicit for no reason, so this is why I don’t write stories.

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by bkblades on Nov 30, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

The Blake line is getting DOMINATED

by birky on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

God Blake you are garbage,

by Godd Till on Nov 30, 2009 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

monster scramble

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAAHAHAH

DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

Grabbo flys through the air to get back onsides. Awesome.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

And took out Myers. Tyler Myers is overrated.

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by bkblades on Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Tyler Myers is 12 feet tall and built half of the Great Wall of China with his bare hands!

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

grabovski is the mongolia to tyler myers great wall

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahah that attempt to get onsides was hilarious

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by Chemmy on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

whos number 18 he wasted a good KOMI play and almost cost us a goal

by Redonred on Nov 30, 2009 7:38 PM EST reply actions  

So apparently Center Ice isn't broadcasting the game

FML

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by Blinky on Nov 30, 2009 7:39 PM EST reply actions  

Yup, it’s on Versus so it’s blacked out on Centre Ice.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

But at least I get it in HD.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

So basically

Fuck Directv

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by Blinky on Nov 30, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Versus

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by Wrap Around Curl on Nov 30, 2009 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

GAH!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:40 PM EST reply actions  

OH GOD GO LEAFS GO

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by Chemmy on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

SOMEBODY

smash millar in the head
no blood or strecher action though

by Redonred on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

c

Ovie down? uh ohs

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Ovechkin out with a knee on knee!

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Ovechkin hurt too

Knee on knee

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Ovechkin injured again

Guess whodunit: Time Gleason

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:41 PM EST reply actions  

Did you learn that in your two car garage classroom?

/i kid

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by SkinnyFish on Nov 30, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

garage? well lah dee dah mr fancy pants

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s a car hold

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh lord

Ovechkin’s hurt? This is gonna hurt Russia’s Olympic chances if he’s out for an extended period.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

z

Ovechkin blew his ACL kneeing someone. He got a 5 min major and a game for kneeing.

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by Chemmy on Nov 30, 2009 7:42 PM EST reply actions  

Gonchar is probably smiling a bit.

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by bkblades on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That sucks.

Gets injured and gets sent to the showers.

by Marc Pilgrim on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s injury to insult: He gets injured and gets a penalty

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Nov 30, 2009 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Still waiting for Lucic to put him through the glass

by Redonred on Nov 30, 2009 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

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