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Hey look! We tied this up. WOOOOOOO. GO LEAFS GO. GO LEAFS GOOOOOO.

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GO LEAFS GO

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You know who I miss?

Nik Antropov

There. I said it.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

You know who I miss?

Pavel Kubina.

There. I also said it.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

you know who i miss the most?
Mats Sundin

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know who I also miss?

Andrew Raycr———

Nah. I don’t miss that guy. What a sieve he was in net.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss

Dave Andreychuk.

Your team need a garbage goal, lucky bounce to turn it around? He’s your man.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss

Steve Thomas. That guy was awesome.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Al-mo

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Nov 6, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

almo, mats, kessel

mmmmmmmm

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Andreychuk was the king of that…well, Tim Kerr did it better for a season or two, but not many had Dave’s longevity

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by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 6, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

SUNDIN!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

me too. me too

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I also miss Antropov.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nik Antropov

could play on Kessel’s line.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Antropov is now officially answer 2,458 to “Who should centre Phil Kessel?”

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Marleau!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

your mom?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Interesting fact: there are 690 roster spots in the NHL.

There are about 120 Centres in the NHL.

Approximately 412 names have officially been nominated to centre Phil Kessel.

I blame the large hard-on collider for this strange, yet fascinating, warping of math as we know it.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i blame terrorists

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I blame Jim Hughson

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I blame

Pierre McGuire.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Blame Canada

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Blame America

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh snap.

In yo face southpark guys you gut buuuurninated

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and of the 412 names nominated to center PK

896 are moms that don’t play in the NHL

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wayne Gretzky’s grandchild from the future is centering Kessel!

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 6, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

I just imagined a fetus with a helmet, stick skate, etc. I laughed

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe it was Kessel that put the baguette in the large hard-on collider.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

kessel

does seem a bit of a messy type, to be honest

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hearing Bloge's

“Phiiil Keessel” in my head when you say that

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Frank Mahovlich

Would work too

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

they should also get pavel bure to play the other wing

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if they collided we wouldn’t need the LHC to unlock mysteries of the universe

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Also

I’m not saying Antropov should be playing with Kessel, just reminiscing that I miss him presence.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

*his

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Just stop.

(Antropov loved Toronto, too, so please stop making me hurt)

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by bkblades on Nov 6, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No

You don’t remind me of Nik Antropov. Don’t open up wounds like that…I just tried to find closure on that issue, even though I put up a couple of posts just because of Antropov…

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by bkblades on Nov 6, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Remember when…. he scored that hat trick as a kid in his rookie year?

by Cuffer on Nov 6, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I miss Grandpa………… :(

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 6, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

it hurts my privates

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh the majestic 401

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Woo…my favourite part of the broadcast!

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Adnan Virk...

…is, apprently, a “coolie” and a “mon” but not a “Kulemin.”

Riiiiiiight.

by Akihockey on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

For Jared

skin, finger, missing, what?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

took a hefty spill on my jog to avoid someone pulling into their driveway while not paying attention, street meet hand, take some skin as a door prize

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh

I figured it was the ole “damn, guess it’s not a twist off”

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nah, thats why my gums are bleeding

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You know, it always works if you just bite the top off the bottle

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That was a confusing segue from Hendricks into a feature about Jamaican Leafs.

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by bkblades on Nov 6, 2009 8:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

more like
Hendricks? Confused!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Only in Canada do you celebrate foreigners coming over and buying our season tickets! =D

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

When Leafs hurt, we hurt.

Maybe in terms of emotional pain.

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Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 8:44 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Pretty sure that’s exactly what he’s saying

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

especially our wristes

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And our brains

from all the drinking caused by Leafs games.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to answer:
Did you just use songs from Neil Young and Joy Divsion to form a complete sentence? You are all kinds of awesome

Uh….yeah, that was totally on purpose, since I’m awesome like that…sure.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 8:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Truth be told, I made a search on your sentence, since I had no idea what reference you were making as response. Those artists came up on google and I just assumed. Still, you’re fantastic.

Supporter of the Sergei Berezin "Give and Go" - You give me puck, then you go to hell

by bkblades on Nov 6, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was just trying to make a emo-ish statement involving hurricanes and that’s what happened.

But thank you!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Love Godd Till:

Things you won’t see on Twitter: @MapleLeafs: ‘#ff @mlse @felixpotvin, the most popular #leafs blog going’

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:48 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Also, after the game you can chat with LEAFSPACE MONIKA. Ask her about her hair or something, she probably doesn’t watch hockey.

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Ask about Schenn... ;D

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

She also loves it when you spell her name as Monica with a C.

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by bkblades on Nov 6, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YOU LOOK FANTASTIC TODAY

(DATE ME I’M ON LEAFSPACE)

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

just avoid that mess all together and call her sweet cheeks

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Go Leafs GO!!!!!!!!!1

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 8:49 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAVS GO
This is a joke

Does not teh work. Need to put something between that and your sig

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Now my typing here… also apparently a joke :(

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

speeling is overrated

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

no it isnt, it is very important

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Important or impotent?

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Eddie Shore!

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 6, 2009 8:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

PISS ON EDDIE SHORE

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Old-time hockey

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

PISS ON OLD TIME HOCKEY

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

IM TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SONG

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

/bleeds out ears

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WHA???

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It’s their rink, it’s their ice, and it’s their fuckin’ town. But tonight we got our fans with us!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

not a quote

just the image

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

those ace bailey jerseys are tits

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Has something happened to slang

and nobody told me??

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That man's voice...

…and the backing acoustic guitar were so soothing.

by Akihockey on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Really, honestly...

We’d better win THIS game.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:53 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I'll be steamed if we lose to the

Hurricanes.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hey mf37, when you’re in NYC with your buds, wanna grab another beer?

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:54 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Yes. I arrive Friday afternoon and leave mid-day Monday. We’re contemplating going to the Devils game in NJ on the Saturday.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not going there again.

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Traffic was fucking miserable and there were MAYBE 5,000 people there.

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I’m guessing that means no easy transit options to/from Manhattan?

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There are trains from NYC Penn Station to the Neward Penn Station, which is two blocks from the arena.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 6, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Newark*

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 6, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Neward sounds better.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Probably a less chance of getting stabbed there too.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 6, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i have a head ache

and this game isn’t helping…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 6, 2009 8:55 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Somebody

Got they ass whipped

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

KOMI BOOM

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

If there’s a way for both teams to lose a game, these are the squads that would figure out how to make it happen.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 8:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

A neverending shootout

Is the most logical ending to this game.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

until a fluffy dragon-dog thing shows up and carries Kessel away.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Until the teams run out of players and that night’s Score-O winner gets a shot.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

the team with the goalie who stays awake the longest wins

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think Paul Quarrington wrote a book with a similar plot – a never ending hockey game. It literally goes on for months and attracts national and international attention. Maybe Logan in Overtime? I gots to hit up the google.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

“And the score: Leafs”419 consecutive misses. Cane’s: 420 consecutive misses: Advantage: Nobody"

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by Wan Ihite on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

chad larose is really starting to get on my nerves

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:56 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He seems to be a bit of a Leaf killer.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that and he has a stupid name

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LaRose

is quite the dumbass name.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I am LaRose. All other flowers wilt before me. In case you didn’t know, LaRose is French for….The Rose.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Nov 6, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Chad LaRose
he’s a dick

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 8:57 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They probably call him Rosey. But only Jay Rosehill is Rosey!

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

rosehill?

I thought he was “pole to pole” or “the genius”

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pole to Pole

was the one I voted for.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

To me he’s been Rosey since the preseason. It seems like such an absurdly cutesy name for a man who can probably make you shit your own teeth.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YEAHHHH. Bragging about WHL players.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Nov 6, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

4th Line

Working So Hard

Komisarek

So hot tonight

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Komisarek

starting to make me happy. :D

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Starting?

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He was bad early on..

but now he’s rounding to form. :D

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe Orr and Primeau should play with Kessel

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

oh god, get the mike away from those screeching women

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 8:58 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

MON

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

STER

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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

MONSTER

MONSTER

MONSTER

MONSTER

WE ARE NOT WORTHY

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER!

by jlahey on Nov 6, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HOLY MACINAW
MONSTER MONSTER MONSTER

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GGGRRAAAARRR..

MONSTER!

got away with a penalty!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

PS

Monster totally bailed out Schenn there..

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:00 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

agreed, that was weak ass coverage

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Went for a big hit

Changed his mind at the last second and got burned at the line.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

The Monster Says:
Luke, You Are Welcome

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

By all logic, Leafs deserve the win

They look like crap, and since they lose when they play well……

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:01 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

we can only hope it’s not just charity point

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I said i'd be back in the third...

BUT I said that the Leafs would be winning.. Way to make me lie Leafs. Remedy this situation posthaste.

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by Travis Hair on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

that tim hortons french onion soup looks terrible

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I like the Monster's mask and all...

but he needs to change it…to this.

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:02 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

But make it Blue & White

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that is pretty damned awesome

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My God

It’s full of eighties.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 6, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

80s rule!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

We need the Leafs to get more jiggawatts.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 6, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

we need to make them jiggawattty and tubular to the max!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Back to the Future!

Many many movie titles in 2 minutes(ish)

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by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Now that I think about it, he should have monster truck, for Monster Truculence.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 6, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Maybe somebody gives the puck to Kessel sometime soon?

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

kessel for the winner please?

by leaflover4ever on Nov 6, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, he’ll just do that shooting thing. Nobody likes that shit. :P

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by Travis Hair on Nov 6, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Nov 6, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Guys are shooting

It’s a quality shot I’m looking for.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

2 shots for Kessel
6 for Blake

BAAARRFFFF

by Clawson on Nov 6, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

hate to say it, but PoMau out dressed ronnie dub

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

100%

not even close.

3 piece FTW.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Marketing idea for the Cnes

If the Canes lose 15 straight, they should announce Paull Maurice chamomile tea give-away night.

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by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:05 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

"CNES"?

Related to the SNES?

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

crappy-nes?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I try.

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by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They should just downgrade them to a tropical depression.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 6, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Or maybe a t-shirt…

“We may suck…but we have a good dressing room”

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

KESSEL WAS OPEN BLAKE YOU USELESS POS

by Clawson on Nov 6, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

he’s just setting up ward for an upcoming tic-tac-toe play.

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT

JOHN MITCHELL AND JASON BLAKE

YOUR JOB IS TO GET THE PUCK TO KESSEL

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

classic bread basket shot
i hate you blake

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Why doesn’t Blake ever shoot it alomg the ice?

by general borschevsky on Nov 6, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Or towards a corner

or to the side a little?
or at the open areas of the net?

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Always the breadbasket…

by general borschevsky on Nov 6, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he hates logos
SO.MUCH.

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He hates corporations and they corporationyness

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If he ever plays in the KHL or SEL, people will die.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

its official, Blake is albino sean penn

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he likes to fly.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Blake........UGH.

Pass it to f—-ing Kessel, goddamnit. >:0

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

right now, if it wasnt for gustavsson, the leafs would be getting slaughtered

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:08 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ADJUSTED TOSKALOL SCORE

CAR – 6
TOR – 2

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Shots are 10-5 for Carolina in the 3rd.

Leafs are gonna come back.

by general borschevsky on Nov 6, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jonas

is looking like the steal of the decade for the Leafs…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 6, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Amen. :D

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

eat it brindamour

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Old Brindamour is old.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Brindamour is so ugly

he makes mimes scream

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

makes Ricci look presentable

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Brindamour is so ugly

his dad is Mr. Ed?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually brothers with Mike Ricci.

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by Travis Hair on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he so ugly he got shot at but lived because the bullets said “fuck that”

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he made onions cry?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

mama had to put a pork chop round his neck to get the dog to play with him?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he’s so ugly he makes Kyle Wellwood lose his appetite

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

so ugly his parents fed him with a sling shot

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

to the powerplay we go

by jlahey on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

PP!!!!!111

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

grabbo with the draw!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Gah!, bad stemp!

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GOALLLLLLLL

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by wrap around curl on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

chyeaaaa

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HAMSTER ON PIANO.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

KESSEL POINT
KESSEL POINT
KESSEL POINT

by Clawson on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

ALBINO HAMSTER!

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by Travis Hair on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

HAMSTER DANCE

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSS

JASON BLAKE

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL ACCIDENT!

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

He completely missed the goaltender!

by general borschevsky on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

and it gets me points in a pool, it does.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH!

Jason Blake! Kessel assist!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

KESSEL POINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

BLAKE HATES HURRICANES

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

blake lost a loved one to a hurricane, vowed revenge.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

was just going to say,

Maurice’s PK plan must be “focus on Kessel”

he’s got no space to do anything…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

makes sense

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YES! YES! YES!

OH YES!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Secondary Scoring

by Love, Leeman on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Blake isn’t secondary scoring :’(

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

blake is third….ary scoring

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

he needs to be benched like last year. he turned his suck knob way down after that.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kulemin

Nice giddyup

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Secondary scoring....

…anyone who isn’t Kessel.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Jeff Finger

I’ll say it, I like him.

he blocks shots.

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Also

he’s much, much better than Garnet Exelby

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

soooo much better than exelby

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Finger > Exelby.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Giving Exelby the finger = the best.

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by Travis Hair on Nov 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS?

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

love the finger.

twss.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone see Blake’s reaction to the goal? Such relief.

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 6, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I believe he looked to the heavens and said “Thank you”

-Graham-

by CanadianMaple09 on Nov 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If I were shooting like 2%…I’d feel relieved too

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TWHS?

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by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

gotta be a milk joke in there somewhere

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

CenterIce Folks

Is it me, or are the Hurricane’s announcers strangely bi-partisan?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 6, 2009 9:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

they are also incredibly boring. yes still better than Jim Hughson (yeah, I hate that bastard)

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

have they brought up a random person to interview while the game is going on yet?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

nope

but they’re talking about what’s wrong with the Hurricanes with a refreshing amount of honesty, and same with the Leafs. Also, giving props to the Leafs when they make good plays.

it’s just kind of weird…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

After watching the Canes the past 10 games…I’m sure they’re happy to see even a few good plays. =P

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

They know there’s probably as many Leaf fans in Carolina.

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i know its already been said but again

these have to be the worst/most annoying boards in the NHL

by jlahey on Nov 6, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

PING! PONG!

Carolina Hurricanes = Cheaping Out Since Forever

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

its really goddamned distracting

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. I think they’re made of tin or something.

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Finger

Warrior

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GREAT shift

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hell yeah.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

why?

why did they make the end boards in raleigh out of aluminum?

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Nov 6, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Have left overs from all the NASCAR wrecks.

by Clawson on Nov 6, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ALUMINUM FALCON!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

greg millen, you are working your way onto my shit list with these hockey clean commercials

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:19 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Needs more Billy Mays.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

if billy mays was selling it, id buy it

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hi, Billy Mays here.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You're doing it wrong.

HI…..BILLY MAYS HERE!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Does that Cable – CRTC commercial serve to do anything but turn people against the cable companies?

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Frankly, I don't give a crap.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

i think thats the target

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No…the interview ones are anti local television.

Though local television does run a few of their own, on local tv stations like CTV and such.

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Or do you mean they’re sercretly being put out by the local television companies and the ad is masquerading as being pro-cable in an arrogant fashion, thus turning people against cable.

That would be sneaky. :P

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly…does anyone pity companies who make you buy an entire package so you can get the one channel you want….and use various other tactics to bleed you dry.

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn’t the CRTC make them do that?

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 6, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hagman

Playing with a mean streak lately

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

uh

what?

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's a joke.

I was trying to make a joke. Now that I have to explain it, I failed. :P

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

….

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeeeeeeeah. :*(

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WARGLEBARGLE

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I smell……Victory!

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

sorry, that was me

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

is it me or are the linesmens in the way more often this year?

by Clawson on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

they’re just lonely.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice work Grabbo.

by general borschevsky on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

GET THERE

GET THERE

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

SO CLOSE

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

hurry.. hurry..
woooo…. wooo….

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

GO LEAFS GO.

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by wrap around curl on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

go leafs go

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh

never mind, that’s a trip…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

 a nice dive to sell it

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by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

COME ON BOYYSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

IM DYING

THIS IS TOO MUCH

WHY DOES THIS GAME MEAN SO MUCH?

AHHHHH

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Be at ease, Arch. What will be , will be.

by general borschevsky on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

weeeell shiiiiiiiiiit

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by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Paul Maurice knows how to call a timeout?

by Clawson on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Oh FFS.

Thanks, Beauch.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Happy Trails = Not Making Me Hapy.

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

This opens up icing now anyway

by Robot Godzilla on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

JUST WIN THE FACE OFF AND CLEAR IT PLEASE

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

why do the leafs

always insist on making every game so stressful

by jlahey on Nov 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

keeps your heart nice an healthy

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

my hair on the other hand

by jlahey on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm shaking

Like fuck

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

aoskhfaksjhfdakjsdhkasdas

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:27 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

JIMP.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Is that a bottle of champagne, or do you have something in your pocket?

by Theodles on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

that’s what happens when you don’t score often enough.

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

OH THANK FUCK

THAT WAS CLOSE

by Clawson on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

yeah!!
Happy dance time!

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YESSSSSSSSSS.

As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".

(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

by wrap around curl on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LEAFS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

PARTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

z

ELEVEN GAME LOSING STREAK

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Z TITLE SIGHTING!

AND WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

zjgASUCFASKJDHASKJDHAKH

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap.

Monster got tripped and still made the punch save.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

he’s got extra tentacles!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

3 STARS

1- GUSTAVSSON
2- GUSTAVSSON
3- GUSTAVSSON

You know where I'm from.

by Archimedies on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

can we give 5 star tonight?

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WE WIN. WE WIN. WE WIN.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

PARTY

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by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

WE'LL CRASH THE TAILGATE PARTY

And then, we sleep with the ice girls!

Who’s with me?!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

An ugly finish to an ugly game. On a scale of 10 Brind’amours, that one might be a 9.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Thank JEBUS! I mean the MONSTER!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 6, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Jesus H

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

i need a cigarette

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Suck it, Carolina

Junior Director of Anti-Bandwagoning, PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries
Truculence is Everything: We Rant, We Caption, We Care.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Enjoy last place!

by WendelMadeMe on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YES

Monster has the eye of the tiger and the heart of a lion.

by general borschevsky on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

and the glove hand of a….

of a….

ummmm….

he’s really good.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wish my heart would slow down already.

by Clawson on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

“THE MISERY CONTINUES” – FS HURRICANES

[img – crying child]

Pension Plan Puppets*
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by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

heh

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

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Truculence is Everything: We Rant, We Caption, We Care.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE THAT PAUL MAURICE! and your fancy schmancy vest!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

paul maurice can suck my balls

I like to eat the yellow snow behind the zamboni

by Kerry Fraser on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

not the worst!

Go Houston Rockets!

by Duster on Nov 6, 2009 9:29 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

IS PAЯTY NOW!!!!!!!!!!1

Junior Director of Anti-Bandwagoning, PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries
Truculence is Everything: We Rant, We Caption, We Care.

by Kavel Pubina on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

THERE IS A KID CRYING IN THE STANDS ON THE HURRICANES BROADCAST

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

LEAFS WIN

TIME TO BOOGIE!!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The lesson Paul Maurice will take from this loss: time outs are overrated.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Nov 6, 2009 9:30 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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