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Leafs Win, Isles Lose and My Dad is Taller Than Yours

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Oh, he's serious.

Well that was fun, and sticks with what appears to be the Leafs recent penchant for lose one, win two.  That means tonight's game against Boston should be a...oh.  Crap.  Maybe we should give this guy's dad a call and put him in the line up.  Seriously, he's like...well, you can read it, can't you?

There's not much else that puts me in a better mood than when the Leafs win.  Mainly because the Barilkosphere buzzes to life and fantastic posts of hope and possibilities flow through the intertubes and into my laptop.  I still contend that the best part about being a Leafs fan is the fans.  We can disagree on a multitude of issues, including ones pertinent to the Leafs.  However, when the team wins, well it's just icing on the cake...

  • Our very own WAC knows a thing or two about starting and ending your day right. Take two looks at each of these before you eat, and two more before you got bed. You'll feel better for it. I promise.
  • Shocking I know, but even eyebleaf can get down. More shocking is how Jason Blake and Vesa Toskala can cheer him up.  Since he's feeling positive, you know he's only thinking one thing. No not, that you pervert. Well, ok, probably that as well, but in addition to PLAYOFFS!!!1
  • The general has been watching the Leafs slowly crawl their way back to respectability.  In the process, he's noticed a few players stepping up and making an impact.  Also, he's been conspicuously absent lately so maybe you should go over to his blog and ask what's up with that...?
  • Hungry Leafs Fan is having two times the funn at Leafs games.  Especially since they finally won one with him in attendance.
  • The Battle of Ontario's Five-O puts together two statements that in previous days would have seemed incongruent.
  • Leafs Fan Forever likes surprises.
  • Newcomer to MLHS, Derek Harmsworth shines an ever widening spotlight on the better players for the Leafs last night.
  • TSM finds it interesting that the MSM seems to think Burke will resign all the team's pending UFAs and RFAs thanks to the recent improvement in play.  It's curious because Burke didn't jump the gun when things were down.  Why would he do that now?
  • Norman James has Nazem Kadri coming to his radio program "Da Hook" on Friday night. I thought we might want to mark that in our calendars...
  • Terry Sawchuk is not just a footnote in Martin Brodeur's assault on the record books, he's an icon in his own right. SBN's own Copper & Blue introduces you to "Uke."
  • As I've recently discovered, Pennsylvanians are a rough and tumble bunch. MYFO has the proof, on video.

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*This post was published live at 1:30 AM Pacific.  I can't sleep, but I'll make another attempt soonnzndfzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Oh yeah?!?

Well my dad is 5’6 and 65 years old. He could totally beat…um….your grandma up. YEAH!

by birky on Dec 10, 2009 8:38 AM EST reply actions  

pfffttt

My dad is 5’8", 185lbs, and 54 yeard old. He’d kick both your dad’s and your grandma’s asses.

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

my dad is 6’4 190lbs and he knows kung fu!

actually he does

no im serious!

stop laughing!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

whoa

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

it’s great that he offered to have his dad beat up my dad, because I’ll be busy rolling his mother in a carpet and throwing her off a bridge.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahahahahhaah

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I was going to wade in and bring the heavy artillery but you seemed like you had it on lockdown.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

then Blurr went code red, and we all laughed

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

and it was awesome

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Vy don’t you go into ze melterium, vere ve will melt you into fluid and zen laugh… on into ze night.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Well Done

The guy was intellectually out maneuvered…although, judging by his comments, that’s no surpirse.

by WendelMadeMe on Dec 10, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

at the end he suddenly came up all

“what, I was joking, no big deal!”

So maybe it’s a case of irony not translating well over the web, or maybe it’s a case of his mom needing to up the nanny filter.

and the Mustache of Truculence (formerly Canada4Mizzou)

by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

nah, he got told by the islander overlord that we were cool and to stop it, a couple times

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe he was cranky because he was up too late and was tired.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad is bigger than your dad
He’s got eight cars and a house in Ireland

My band is better than your band
We take more drugs than a touring funk band

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 10:09 AM EST up reply actions  

can bench press a car, I’m an ex football star
with degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can’t keep up, I’m a real love machine
I’ve had far better sex while in jail
I’ve designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour
I cook the world’s best duck flambe
I’ll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me
I don’t need these lines to get laid

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

I just like any excuse to use the line “we take more drugs than a touring funk band”.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

it is a good line

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Have I been conspicuous or inconspicuous? I can never figure out which is the right one. Now I know what Lee Stempniak feels like. But I’ve been here… LURKING.

by general borschevsky on Dec 10, 2009 9:01 AM EST reply actions  

dun dun duuuuuuuuuuun

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Went to the game last night, they had a nice little video tribute to Kabby during a TV timeout, showing photos / videos then flashing his leaf stats (12th all time Leafs points, 11th all time assists, 2nd all time pts by defenceman) etc. Crowd showed some love, it was nice to see. You would have been misty-eyed, general. Eyebeleaf too.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Dec 10, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Cheers, daoust. Kaberle now 9 points away from Norm Ulman for 11th spot all-time. Frankly, I get misty-eyed everytime he touches the puck.

by general borschevsky on Dec 10, 2009 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

the video tribute started a lengthy discussion between my buddy and i about the sheer awesomeness of kabby. conclusion: he’s completely f*cking awesome.

burke should sign him to a 15 yr contract for $45M. $3M cap hit, pay him most of it up front, then it comes off the books when he retires in 8 or 9 years. the NHL apparently allows that sort of thing these days, so I don’t see why not.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Dec 10, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

awww Kabby love! yay!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

was at the game as well, i loved that they did that for Kabba, it was nice to hear the cheers for a guy who truley deserves it

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Dec 10, 2009 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Kabby 4 Kaptain!

Though seriously, I couldn’t see Burke doing this unless he decides he doesn’t want to trade Kaberle, but I can still hope.

by Fergus30 on Dec 10, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I was there too, screaming my head for Kabby. It was a nice touch. When the video concluded the camera showed Kabby and XLB sitting on the bench. XLB kept nudging Kabby until he acknowledged the cheers of the crowd. BIG cheer.

Unfortunately, about eighteen seconds later, the Isles scored their first PP goal. But it was nice while it lasted.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Dec 10, 2009 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

added some stuff

and playing hookey from work. getting the bubba to school then back to bed for me!

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 10, 2009 10:25 AM EST reply actions  

Mission: accomplished.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

yup

maybe i’ll play some video games later, make some waffles for breakfast. it’s an endless array of possibilities, none of which involve “working.”

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 10, 2009 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

work sucks pass it on

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

i recommend m&m waffles

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Envy

I only got 4 hours of sleep last night because I had a late hockey game. I should be doing the same thing as you.

by Its Cold In Here on Dec 10, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

everyone should be doing the same thing as me. the day after a Leafs win should be an international holiday…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Dec 10, 2009 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

can we elect someone to government so that this can become law?

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

i volunteer for that cushy government job

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  


Welcome to my world, blurr.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Dec 10, 2009 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I left work early.. (again)

too bad they don’t pay me not to work… oh wait..

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 10, 2009 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The Leafs Game Master Contest (the “Contest”) This Contest is open only to legal residents of Ontario 18 years of age and older who live within a 50 mile radius of the City of Toronto, Ontario.

Am I missing something or is ‘Every Nation is a Leafs Nation’ a remarkably small world?

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by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 11:57 AM EST reply actions  

A lot of the Leaf’s contests have that restriction. It’s a piss off for sure

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 10, 2009 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better, I am about 300 miles away from T.O, you are thousands and we both can’t enter.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 10, 2009 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

im 120

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Yah, but my dad could..

no, my dad couldn’t kick anyone’s ass… but he does own a gun!

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 10, 2009 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i own several

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Dad has a sweet .303 vintage WW1 rifle, uses it for hunting. What a cannon that thing is.

He used to own a Winchester circa 1900 – had the original leather strap as well.

Don’t know what he did with that tho

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 10, 2009 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i have two british made .303 Lee Enfields one has the origional WW1 stock and the other has been mounted on a newer hunting stock from the 80’s. good bang for buck guns. You can hunt anything from deer to bear with em. Great learners too as they are dead nuts accurate and easy to shoot.
I have a Cooey .22 and a Cooey .410 shot gun, both single shot that are from the early 1900s

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

My brother as a few different guns too. He hunts deer every year and there is two separate weeks where you can use bow or a muzzle loader.

He switched from his crossbow to his muzzle loader – those new ones are amazing.

He has it accurate to about 200 yards – you only get one shot but you only need one.

He got an 11 pointer this year.

Me, I’m not a hunter but I never turn down fresh venison

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 10, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate muzzle loaders, to inefficient, they went out of style for a reason.
I don’t hunt anymore but i love to go plinking

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

No this is not your great grandfather’s muzzle loader

Rifled barrel – powder packets – nice machine.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 10, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, still, single shot, push rod meh

ill take a bolt, leaver or semi over that any day

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 10:13 PM EST up reply actions  

He can’t hunt with those during those two weeks, it is either that or a bow…

I’ll go with the muzzle loader ;)

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 11, 2009 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

bows are awesome, you gotta get nice and close

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 11, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s gotten deer with bows/crossbows before (he is actually a really good shot) but he has a disease that causes the connective tissue(cartilage) to degrade.

He has to be careful what he does or he will end up in a wheelchair by the time he is 45. (he’s 36 right now)

Last post about this – sorry everyone else this should be in the CC

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 11, 2009 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

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