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Period 2: Not Terrible Yet

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How can they tell that story without mentioning Hap Day reading a letter from a young fan imploring the Leafs to come back and win!

That’s a travesty!

by Theodles on Dec 10, 2009 7:57 PM EST reply actions  

Phew

I couldn’t load the site for a while

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

damn you SBNation!

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 7:58 PM EST reply actions  

Having problems loading the site too?

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I clicked the breadcrumbs and it said the link was broken

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Same, I tried re-loading the site and it wouldn’t load.

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

No

It’s the hosting server, @mlse (or PPP to you non tweeps) told me that SBN’s problems would be related to the hosting server

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

well, NM wasn’t working either

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I might come over to NM if the game is on TV, but I really wanna get a good night sleep after pulling multiple all nighters for my Biology Lab

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

it won’t be, it’s on PPV (unless you somehow have an atlanta feed)

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ll prolly end up going to sleep after the 1st period, i’ve got literally no energy

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

NM wasn’t loading either for a couple minutes there

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Are we working again yet?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks to @felixpotvin

The GDT is working! GO LEAFS GO!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

You can win a contest to watch an entire gem with Burkie!

by Redonred on Dec 10, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions  

If that’s the Game Master comp, you have to live within 50 miles of Toronto. It’s not the best.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Sigh

another goal

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

Game over.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

Ya

Leafs just look bigger and stronger and faster. White jerseys look small and are getting pushed around left right and center. Passes zip tape to tape at will…

Just depressing.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

Tosk can’t stop shots over 30 feet away?

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 10, 2009 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

talent, size, trucculence...

pick your poison.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

We’ve probably beaten Boston three times since 06.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

4-10-0-1

Since the 06-07 season.

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 10, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

So you’re saying my gut feeling is good. Gotcha.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

If you inclued the 2006-2007 season then it’s 7-14-1-1 just FYI.

Yay Stats!

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by Travis Hair on Dec 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

statistics can be made to say whatever you want them to…60% of the time

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

78.4% of quoted figures are made up on the spot.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Stats are right 40% of the time, all the time.

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck sakes

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

WHY THE FUCK DON’T WE TRY THAT SO GAY

by Redonred on Dec 10, 2009 8:05 PM EST reply actions  

whats the extra penalty for?

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Dec 10, 2009 8:07 PM EST reply actions  

this is frustrating

by birky on Dec 10, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

beyond frustrating. It’s starting to look like Boston is playing an AHL team.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

HIT SOMEONE

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

boston’s 4 on 4 is worse to watch than world war 2

by KerryFraser on Dec 10, 2009 8:08 PM EST reply actions  

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

SOMEONE ON THE LEAFS PLEASE TAKE A BOSTON GUY OUT!

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 10, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions  

That was an attempt

but we’re not even winning fights.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:10 PM EST up reply actions  

My thought’s exactly. I think they’re scared Chara will come for them

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Or

Because Boston has has the puck the whole time and is skating circles around them

Really good looking in real life.

by Archimedies on Dec 10, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

skating

passing
pushing… yeah.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

fight.

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

Whut in heck is that video?

I mean besides awesome. Like, specifically?

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions  

TRUCULENCE!

Mayers is truculence incarnated

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

holy manoly a shot on net?

by Redonred on Dec 10, 2009 8:11 PM EST reply actions  

CELEBRATE!!!

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m not gonna lie. I’m getting tired of hearing the word truculence.

by birky on Dec 10, 2009 8:12 PM EST reply actions  

save us jebus……scheen…kessel….anyone!

by kilowatt44 on Dec 10, 2009 8:13 PM EST reply actions  

Wendel?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

he’ll do. he’ll do juuuust fine

by kilowatt44 on Dec 10, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Annoucer roles Rrrask

like he does grrrabovsky.

Because these players are all actually Scottish.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

SCOTSMEN EH? I BET THEY’RE GOING TO WANT A PINT OF GUINESS AS WELL?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point I could use one

and I don’t even LIKE Guiness.

Actually I think I’m blowing this whole thing off and going to the gym. Currently only 1 team playing hockey.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It hasn’t reached the level of boredom that a Devils-Bruins game would have

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn

please destroy someone tonight? Kessel please score on these fucking Bruins?

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 10, 2009 8:14 PM EST reply actions  

Kessel still has more goals than any Buuins players

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah. we know. We heard you the first 10 times you said this.

by birky on Dec 10, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

We’re going to get shut out, this is miserable.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 8:16 PM EST reply actions  

Shutout by rask

would be devastating

Leafs Nation: A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Dec 10, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

i stop watching at 3-0

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Dec 10, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

good for you

We all know you’re just gonna go hop on the Penguins or Caps bandwagon in a week from now.

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Zettler and Hunter should strap on some skates…

by Redonred on Dec 10, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

god damnit this is mind numbing

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

even the crowd is bored

by KerryFraser on Dec 10, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember when we played the Bruins 8 times a year…

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 10, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t remember the last time I saw a good Bruins-Leafs game.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 10, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

i stop watching at 3-0

or a 3 goal differential…that is my cut-off

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Dec 10, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions  

i stop watching at 3-0

or a 3 goal differential…that is my cut-off

Go Houston Rockets!

http://dusterfile.blogspot.com/

by Duster on Dec 10, 2009 8:20 PM EST reply actions  

Think I’m gonna watch the Browns – Steelers game. Fantasy and all…

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

there should be a fine or penalty for being too fuckin boring.

by PeterZezel on Dec 10, 2009 8:21 PM EST reply actions  

A penalty

five minutes for dullness.

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by Wan Ihite on Dec 10, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

are we go?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:22 PM EST reply actions  

This is so bad

Even Muchmusic’s stupidity is diverting my attention from this. Even the Devils aren’t this boring, at least they have Parise to even their style out

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

and we’re paying extra for this.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 10, 2009 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s so bad I wanna shoot myself, but i don’t wanna because I still beleaf in the leafs…

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

So much for Schenn’s improved play.

http://beyondbeleaf.blogspot.com/

by BeyondBeleaf on Dec 10, 2009 8:28 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone still here?

/tumbleweed

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

i am, but i’m distracted by the tv. south park just started.

and NM is still having connection troubles…..

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yea PPP is having the same problem as well

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, it’s taking forever to post my comments. the last one i posted got a pop-up saying “Pension Plan Puppets cannot post your comment right now. Wait a few seconds and try again” 5 times!!!

and when i try to refresh NM, it keeps fucking up.

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m sort of here, but I’m unmotivated. Watching insanely boring hockey teams does little for me.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

im not sure what is worse…
this game…
or not being able to connect to a game on fuckin xbox live.

by PeterZezel on Dec 10, 2009 8:29 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK YOU SBNATION

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:33 PM EST reply actions  

amen to that!!!

damn, even this page is fucking up!!!

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This is getting really annoying.

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you know

Even the Devils trap way less than the Buuins

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

LOLdogs nukes Boston Hockey.

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

Has anyone nicknamed Claude Julien “The Boston Strangler” yet?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

No wonder Lou Lamiorello fired him after the first season. Julien makes the trap TOO boring

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god, this is only the second… i just realized that

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:37 PM EST reply actions  

Good lord. It feels like I’ve been watching this game for a week.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

SBNation’s working about as well as the Leafs

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:38 PM EST reply actions  

nice.

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn you SBNation

and fuck you Boston, you trapping SOBs.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 10, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

oh god, i just saw an ad for “Band Hero”

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

they really saturated the genre, the fad’s over, move on

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

But

if they had quit while they were ahead, we never would have seen Cartman sing Poker Face.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

what’s next…cunnilingus hero?

by PeterZezel on Dec 10, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Xylophone hero.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm...

I’m not sure if I like Glockenspiel Hero or Sitar Hero the best.

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by Travis Hair on Dec 10, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

the clarinet hero with the flames is greatness, as is french horn hero

but I played saxophone, so that one’s mine

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Still needed: Spoons Hero, Milkjug Hero, Water Filled Glasses Hero

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by Travis Hair on Dec 10, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Saw hero? Theremin hero?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Band Hero Hero

The game where you pretend to be a guy in a room with some friends pretending to be in a band.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 10, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Illegal download hero

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i would totally get a Piano Hero tshirt!

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

standing in the rain
his head hung low
couldnt get a ticket
it was a sold out show

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

heard the roar of the crowd
he could picture the scene
put his ear to the wall
then like a distant scream

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He heard ONE guitar!

Just blew him away!
He saw the stars in his eyes,
And the very next day…

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It’ll be rated M for sure, but then parents will complain that the game is too graphic, even though it’s THEIR fault for buying their kids a M rated game

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Beauchemin not happy
Beauchemin smash puny hendricks

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

Nothing is right!

someone hold me…

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Dec 10, 2009 8:41 PM EST reply actions  

The fucking Bruins

are raping us all over. God help us all.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess

Instead of watching the third I’ll go have sex with my wife.

True story.

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Dec 10, 2009 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Great idea

Think I will go have sex with your wife too.

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

bah-dum.

a little on the nose, don’t you think?

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Dec 10, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Well… add another pair and at least Leaf fans can score 4 during the third

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

No offense intended of course… all in good fun.

I also could make the obvious Sean Avery reference…

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

failure

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s mayhem absolute mayhem!

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Not going to make a third period thread. I’ll post the “Bruins win 4-0” recap at some point.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

Even me talking in internet shorthand won’t stop Chemmy’s anger

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Why would that ever stop it?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s not very fond of me saying “u” or “ur” instead of you or your

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I understand this.

Given that, why would your use of said abbreviations diminish his anger, rather than contributing to it further?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Hm… good point… I guess i was trying to divert his anger i guess

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

PUNTER TACKLE!!!

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:42 PM EST reply actions  

I can’t stand this. If they don’t care neither do I. I’m off to watch Friday Night Lights.

A Nation of Masochists Waiting is the hardest part.

by furcifer on Dec 10, 2009 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

But… THIRD PERIOD HERO!!!

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Boston hasn’t played since they beat us on Saturday. The Leafs are gassed, Boston plays the trap which makes us look even slower, and they’re a better team than we are with halfway competent goaltending.

We’re still going to be 6-3-1 over our last ten games, the Leafs need to forget tonight and move on.

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* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

WEak.

must start killing self now.

again.

by not norm ullman on Dec 10, 2009 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

Well you’re either a cat or a zombie…

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

zombie cats

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by AkiSchennberg on Dec 10, 2009 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

zombie laser cats?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

these commercials are more interesting than the game

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:51 PM EST reply actions  

This shit is hard to watch…. feels just like the last game in Boston.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 10, 2009 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

Did the last game have Foreigner and Friday Night Lights referenced in the thread?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Can Orr atleast beat some face or something? I kind of expected a loss tonight but this is ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

Blogging about Cheese right now

IT’s abit more exciting than watching this game

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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

Mike Tomlin’s dressed like he’s a member of the IRA

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 8:54 PM EST reply actions  

Fucking Habs just went up 2-1 on their 10th shot…

Urge to kill… rising…

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 8:55 PM EST reply actions  

GRABBO!!!

by PeterZezel on Dec 10, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

GRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

GRABBO GOAL…. I need to find my pineapple pic

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

HOLY FUCK IT"S A GOAL!!!!

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 8:57 PM EST reply actions  

Urge to kill… fading…

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

No more shutout.

Chemmy’s 4-0 post will seem rather odd now… :P

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by Travis Hair on Dec 10, 2009 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

Leafs are allowed to do that?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 8:58 PM EST reply actions  

grabovski has such big lips

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

the better to eat pineapple with my dear

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

PINEAPPLE POWERS ACTIVATE!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

Form of

A COMEBACK!

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

dear god blake is not good

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 8:59 PM EST reply actions  

Can Luke Schenn just rease him?

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

he needed to pass there, AGAIN

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I AM JUST GOING TO SHOOT THIS PUCK AT THE GOALIE WHO IS LAYING ON HIS BACK SIX TIMES INSTEAD OF STOPPING FOR A SECOND AND PUTTING IT OVER HIM

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

He does my nut.

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- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess Chemmy was serious about not having a Period 3 thread…..

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:01 PM EST reply actions  

KULEMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

UH OH!

KOOLAID!

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JaredFromLondon: ...Odin, he's cool.

by Travis Hair on Dec 10, 2009 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

OH YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Is AkiSchennberg still here?

Any comments on that?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

at's right

KULEMIN!!!!!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

i was defending poni.. at no point did i say anything about kulemin being bad

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by AkiSchennberg on Dec 10, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Ribbing.

It’s cool.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

first thing i saw after recchi scored.. hurts my heart

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Toronto Maple Leafs: Blue Chip Dmen - www.akischennberg.blogspot.com

by AkiSchennberg on Dec 10, 2009 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

AND ALL OF A SUDDEN WE HAVE A GAME!

GO LEAFS GO!!!!

by psamms on Dec 10, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

A HACKEY GAME

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, I turned this on and saw both. Guess I should keep watching..

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 10, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

put it on every TV in your house, NOW!!

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY FUCK!!! ANOTHER GOAL!!!

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

TODAY IS THE GREATEST DAY, EVER!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

oh fuck the pens.

oh wait, they’re playing the habs, nevermind……

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

JOE BOWEN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean every word
would you prefer hughson?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

no someone new. not trying to be negative. he’s just creepy and annoying. and i have met him and both of those assertations were confirmed

by Farfetched on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

if there was someone better, which there isnt

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And would therefore be a wonderful martyr for the Leafs to rally around

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

siiiiiick pass Komi, i dont care if t was intentional or not

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

I’m pretty sure he was looking to hit Recchi with a sweet breakaway pass

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Where's Leafs Man?

Late appearance could trigger WINZ.

by not norm ullman on Dec 10, 2009 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

YOU RANG?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Not dancey enough. Need more stem wiggle.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I was looking for the crowd surfing picture, but I cannot seem to find it

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I LOVE KULEMIN!!!!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

OH YEAA!!!!!!!!!!!11

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

HE COULD NEVER REPLACE PONI

HAHA

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I love him more than taffy....and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy.

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

HOW WAS THAT NOT A PENALTY?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

I know, yet another missed call.

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice D, go Leafs

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Man, Primeau makes shit happen

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

XLB KILLS

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Oh my
Hello Garnett

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Not impressed with Phil Kessel tonight.

He’s been getting hammered all night long and hasn’t really been able to get much going offensively.

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

Not his fault, Chara’s been riding his jock all night

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Chara makes a lot of forwards look ordinary

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially if they play for teams on which absolutely no one else does anything to make you worry about covering them.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

what about the sedins? he wouldn’t be able to keep track of both at once?

(we play them at the end of january)

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

he’d just pick one

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

not if he checks one into the other

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought they were siamese twins

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

he is being smothered by the best and biggest defenseman in the league

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

XLB do good?

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

XLB Smash + Finger Bang = Combo Breaker?

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Needs more ORRYUKEN

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 10, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys are quiet tonight!

GO LEAFS GO!

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by PPP on Dec 10, 2009 9:07 PM EST reply actions  

We were bored to sleep by the Bruins and faulty SBNation servers

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

AMEN. GO LEAFS GO.

I could have been equipment manager, but nooooo!

by boutros23 on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

We were

Now all of a sudden the Leafs are back in it we then go nuts

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

AHHHHH!!!!

Almost

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

grabbo hungry for goalz

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:08 PM EST reply actions  

Blake seems to be having a pretty rough game.
Stajan STILL HORRIBLE

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

I still hate Exelby.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

ditto

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I love his open ice hits and when he sticks up for players after a big hit

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I love that there is a non-zero chance that he will suffer a career-ending injury.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as it’s not with us.

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

our Third line appears to be our best

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:09 PM EST reply actions  

thank you

for Sucking, Ryder.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

hahaha, grabbo just bounces off chara

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions  

I like this Grabbo. A lot.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I love him.

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into Iraq"
- Major Mike Shearer

by article1 on Dec 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

GRABBO is on fire, motherfucking PINEAPPLE EXPRESS

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:11 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

STJAN YOU USELESS PIECE OF CRAP

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

TWICE

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST up reply actions  

before I finished saying it the first time, it had happened again

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck kessel is good

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

HOW DID THAT NOT GO IN????

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

STAJAN SUCKS

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I miss Steen

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

great save I think

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

not off the first one

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

not the first time

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

JESUS CHRIST POSTS

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Dec 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

Really? What’s his username?

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuuuuuuck

What a save

Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.

by PPP on Dec 10, 2009 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

one more elite forward for kessel to play with…thats all i want

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:13 PM EST reply actions  

WOOOOOoo

MARLEAU!!!!!!!!!!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s hope he shits the bed in SJ this year, DISCOUNT!

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

uhm

last time I checked, he had more goals than Heatley.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be awesome.

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

you interested in demitra?

"If you ever lose your way in the dark, a good thing to find in your pocket would be Mathieu Schneider's teeth." Kurtenbloggers
"If Chuck Norris was up against 7 Rangers, he'd call Ryan Kesler." random commentor at yahoo
GO CANUCKS GO!

by missy on Dec 10, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

i said elite not useless

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohh intriguing.. But I’m scared to say anything, you with tampering charges and all.

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

damn, the Bruins are good at passing.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

sharing is caring

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

dammit, I have to Leave for the Canucks game.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Dec 10, 2009 9:15 PM EST reply actions  

We’ll never forget you

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!

Laters!

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

tell H. Sedin and Bieksa to score for me

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I just passed on my turn with Van Ryn’s Neurologist’s wife cause this period is AWESOME

by Bobby Paradise on Dec 10, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

From his wife: She’s disappointed but understands.

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

FUCK YOU REFS

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:16 PM EST reply actions  

how does a leaf always manage to highstick chara?

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

a shrimp like Blake no less

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s one massive highstick

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Lofty aspirations?

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Dec 10, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

because he has the head snap down.

by PeterZezel on Dec 10, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

harpooning

"He'll be fine, he grew up by a nuclear power plant"- Alexander Mogilny

DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s when you spear Wellwood.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

rec’d

Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding

by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

especially one of the littlest. how does he reach that high?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m surprised his stick can reach that high

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

elevator skates?

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

if only those were real

a man can dream

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

DRIVING A HYUNDAI WILL NOT GET YOU GIRLS

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

note even Korean girls?

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

they like kias

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

… made by the same company…

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

so is caddy and chevy

one will get you girls one wont

Puns, Innuendo and Bad Spelling, Yes We Got That

by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Except Kia is like Chevy, while Hyundai is like a caddy.

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

In that it can carry your golf clubs? Surely you don’t mean the car.

Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.

by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, but kias are at least funky and “cute”
Hyundais are as dull as toyotas

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Grossly underpowered though

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

most cars are

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This will

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DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

I was suggesting it would do better than a Hyundai and a Kia, because GODDAMN BATMAN is driving it

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by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Batman’s suffering from the recession

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, he even had to get rid of his shark repellent

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by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

you can’t fit any girls in there with batman

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

unless they are blow up ones

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by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

true

I never thought of that

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess the girls are suffering from the recession too.

by Theodles on Dec 10, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions  

DIIIIRRRRRRRTY, fuck you Chara!

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:18 PM EST reply actions  

Hey Chara

ever thought about a career in acting?

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Into the Deep

A movie about Diving. Starrting Mike Ribeiro and Zdeno Chara. Coming some time in 2010

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

actress: Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou romeo?
 Chara: CHARA—I mean, uh, ROMEO SMASH!

THIS IS A JOKE

by loser domi on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT VESA

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by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

Bruins may be content to just kill this off.

As opposed to how they play under normal circumstances?

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by puckurgently on Dec 10, 2009 9:19 PM EST reply actions  

game overrrrrr

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

oh fuck off

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

Jason Blake six minutes for high sticking tonight.

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by Chemmy on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn is having a terrible game

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

FUCK YOU BOSTON, FUCK YOU REFEREES, YOU BLIND ASSHOLES!

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

DIAF BOSTON

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DraperGrimlock

by Almo89 on Dec 10, 2009 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

tell us how you’re really feeling. don’t be afraid to hold back, let it all out

They call me Splodeybones.

by SkinnyFish on Dec 10, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

All referees wear sunglasses

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

we can’t get a call to save our goddamn lives

by KerryFraser on Dec 10, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

ugh

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions  

Can’t win em all, especially against Boston I guess

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

What kind of coke do they have?

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 10, 2009 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever it is, I want in!

by PassivelyTruculent on Dec 10, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Toskala was the only reason the Leafs were even moderately in it through 2. Everyone else was embarrassing.

by psamms on Dec 10, 2009 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

yeah he wasn’t bad at all tonight and made some sick saves/got lucky in the 3rd. I don’t blame him for the loss at all.

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:27 PM EST up reply actions  

meh

This was like every other Boston game ever. Booooooorrrrrrring and a Leafs loss.

Only four more games!

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by PPP on Dec 10, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The Bruins are so boring

they make the Devils’ trap back in the 90s look like a high-scoring contest.

by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 10, 2009 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

there stifling defence was too much for our power forward :( … and kessel

can we kill off stajan and blake yet?

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by AkiSchennberg on Dec 10, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

is

the one game blake love in over? good.

"Dad why are you crying?"

by my son has a choice on Dec 10, 2009 9:28 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

It was like a tolerate-in

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by PPP on Dec 10, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

that was more of a one minuite blake love in

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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 10, 2009 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The best part about last night? Blake scoring on home ice = epic fist pump

by Likely on Dec 10, 2009 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

well that was painful

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