Dany Heatley Speedwagon, noted troll and ocassional blogger at Scarlett Ice, forwarded me his entry into Puck Daddy's Christmas Float Contest.
As if we needed any more reason to hate the s*nators. Well, I guess Phil Kessel is pulling the bandwagon and Toskala did get caught under some wheels and Brian Burke does get pulled around town like a potentate...whatever. Screw the s*nators.
I fully expect some of the photoshop wizards around these parts to create something miles better than this hastily thrown together pile of dung.
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Laser Schenn
exploding a SNES player? I dunno, that’s all I got.
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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Good Idea
Now make it a parade float
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In a sharks jersey, maybe standing up and sh*tting out Cheechoo and Michalek whilst drinking out of a brown bag marked “greed”?
Moustache Fever, not to be confused with swine flu.
i think we’re getting close with this
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 14, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
Well PPP
I’ve got something in the Works, it’s not float worthy, but it’s hilarious as hell
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 3:18 PM EST reply actions
Good
Finish that up and then make a Christmas float.
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Noted Troll?
Oh now, that hurts.
I think I might incite a riot.
For the record 2 of the entires posted on Puck Daddy today were Senators bloggers. Take that Laff Nation.
/can’t help myself
by Dany Heatley Speedwagon on Dec 14, 2009 3:18 PM EST reply actions
I think constantly tweeting stuff about how the “Leafs suck” at PPP and Chemmy has given you that distinction of troll status
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions
DO YOU GUYS SEE THIS?!?!
Are you photoshoppers going to let this shit stand?!
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"Laff"
you sound like a bloody fucking broken record using that overused fucking word.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 14, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe he's a Hab-nots fan
I’m still surprized that he could spell every other word correctly, considering that 99.9% of all SNES fans are illiterate
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 3:29 PM EST up reply actions
Can you refrain from posting on our site with profanity in your signature? Consider this your first warning.
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by Chemmy on Dec 14, 2009 3:32 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You mean like SN*S?
Fixed for censorship.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 14, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
Fail...
Read Darren’s sig beyond the Silver Seven part
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"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 3:34 PM EST up reply actions
And rightfully so...
’cause when I get angry, I get stupid sometimes. I am angry stupid idiot.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 14, 2009 3:40 PM EST up reply actions
angry stupid fish!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
Okay, okay, boys...
give it a rest. You’ve had your fun at my expense.
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 14, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Sure we will give it a rest. I will calm down and watch the leafs tonite when LASER EYE SCHENN blows up a newb SNES
Fairweather fans can go to hell
No, seriously.
you’re crossing the line of dickery and just being plain petty, now dude. Stop it.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 14, 2009 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Crossing the line of dickery? Dude, trust me when I say, you haven’t seen crossing the line.
Fairweather fans can go to hell
I’ve seen Walk the Line with Jaquin Phoenix. Good movie. That’s probably close enough.
They call me Splodeybones.
/terrible southern accent
Laaair
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions
dont punch the barrel, all the water will come out!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
I dunno, he’s calling Silver Seven the gutless pukes of Ottawa Senators blogs. I can’t object to that.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 14, 2009 3:43 PM EST up reply actions
the Daniel Alfredsson of Ottawa Senators blogs
Isn’t that like “the suckiest thing of things that suck the most”?
by general borschevsky on Dec 14, 2009 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
pretty much
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 3:46 PM EST up reply actions
To quote a controversial line from Waiting
That’s like being the smartest kid with down syndrome
Moustache Fever, not to be confused with swine flu.
of course it's sens bloggers
Leafs fans have far better sources of info than puck daddy…
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 14, 2009 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
Flagged - Troll
My flag comment
For use of the term “Laffs”
We can take insults, but you have to be creative
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 14, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He used microsoft paint i believe, take a closer look at those reigns, the colors and the remains of the background around Burkie
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 3:57 PM EST up reply actions
winner
What is this photoshop you speak of?
Please, I’m at work I can only work with the tools I’m given. Now if I could somehow harness the power of Oracle to express my real thoughts here…
by Dany Heatley Speedwagon on Dec 14, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
gasy?
its gas isnt it?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
More like Hot Air
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
the joke, you got it
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 4:05 PM EST up reply actions
Three for Three!
On a roll today
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:06 PM EST up reply actions
I can only work with the ftools I’m given.
Bryan Murray quote?
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 14, 2009 4:58 PM EST up reply actions
thi can only work wifth the fthools I’m giventh
fixed
Moustache Fever, not to be confused with swine flu.
Alternative Float Ideas
I also tossed around the idea of going with a Bruins themed float featuring Toronto’s next two first round picks.
by Dany Heatley Speedwagon on Dec 14, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions
go on…
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Dec 14, 2009 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
Only CH would like this. Though as of now, he can’t do it because those picks are just arbitrary standings that only the NHL would know about
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
So…some kind of dartboard but with “bullseye” a lot larger than normal or something?
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Dec 14, 2009 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
nah, they’d be pinatas cause they are gonna be busts!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 4:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I don’t know why but that made me laugh in its simplicity.
Moustache Fever, not to be confused with swine flu.
Or
how about one with Kessel standing triumphantly over gravestones representing the picks that the Bruins got from us.
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 14, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions
Hey guys
What happens when you combine a Mediocre team of Hockey Players and a mediocre boy band?
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:12 PM EST reply actions
Well...
Maybe i shouldn’t have said it, because that’s basically what it is
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:14 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll save that for a Leafs-Flyers game
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions
Is the answer Menudo but not as tough?
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It’s correct and incorrect
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Milli-Vanilli – All of their success was just an elaborate illusion
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 4:23 PM EST up reply actions
Damn, I didn’t realize the similarities between the SNES and Mediocre boybands
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:27 PM EST up reply actions
Update
Officially 1/5 done my SNES mockery poster
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 4:51 PM EST reply actions
than this hastily thrown together pile of dung.
That sums up the SN*S quite nicely.
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 14, 2009 5:00 PM EST reply actions
Paraphrasing but
TAP
Homer: DEFENCE! WOO WHO! DEFENCE! WOO WOO
Moe: That’s pretty dumb… but.
TAP
Homer: Extended Warranty? How can I lose?
Moe: Still not SN*S dumb
TAP TAP TAP
Homer: Mike Fisher will be on the Olympic team!
Moe: Perfect.
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 14, 2009 5:22 PM EST reply actions
i want to know how vesa made it past the front wheels. did they go by his glove hand?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
I think the entire wagon (it’s a wagon, right?) is actually passing through his five hole. It doesn’t appear that way due to our inability to visualize events taking place in the 4th dimension and the inability of paint to represent events that look like they actually took place.
Why do we do this to ourselves?
I would make a christmas float of Snes players but half of them will probibly demand to be traded from that hole by christmas, so whats the point.
If anyone does photoshop something make sure you ass the Snes equivalent to rudolph the red nosed reindeer, Murray the lisping reindeer. his spittle helps clear air traffic on those foggy nights
I would like to point out
that Stajan has 11 and 14 assists, for 25 points, and is +1
while Spezza has 4 goals and 14 assists, for 18 points and is -5
HAHA
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 14, 2009 5:31 PM EST reply actions
BUT SPEZZA IS A MUCH COMPLETE PLAYER THIS YEAR!!!!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 5:32 PM EST up reply actions
I’m not even sure Mrs. Spezza believes that.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
haha, i know, but it hilarious when sens fans blurt that out
also did you know Kovalevs terrible season is the reason mike fisher is having a career year/?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions
HUH??
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 14, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions
I have no idea
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 5:41 PM EST up reply actions
this makes me feel dumb
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 14, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions
im not even gonna try to decipher what sens fans mean by it, hurts my mellon
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 5:50 PM EST up reply actions
I think I may have just pissed myself.
Grabo's virtual linemate.
by Sergei Puckizin on Dec 14, 2009 6:07 PM EST up reply actions
I will have a soft spot for Mark Bell forever
by Likely on Dec 14, 2009 6:04 PM EST reply actions 11 recs
hehehehehe
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions
Brilliance
Likely, you keep churning out the gold.
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by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 14, 2009 6:17 PM EST up reply actions
That some purdy pitchur u got there
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 14, 2009 6:20 PM EST up reply actions
OHMYGOODNESS
that is awesome
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 14, 2009 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
DAYUM!
Mine is better, but i’m saving it for the GDT!
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 14, 2009 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
I have a soft spot for Mark Bell forever
so does alfredssons skull
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 14, 2009 6:29 PM EST up reply actions
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