Carkner vs Orr - Flame from Sens Fan
by TommS on Dec 17, 2009 11:09 AM EST
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PrintChemmy note: This post sucks. Not clear on why he hit "enter" every time he got to the edge of the text input box but he's a Sens fan he may never have used a computer before. I'm going through line by line because I can.
Hi Leaf Fans,
How do you feel about Colton Orr vs Matt Carkner? There was a lot of bravado and talk
Chemmy: I don't remember any Carkner-Orr bravado. Did you hear this at one of Ottawa's numerous unisex hair salons?
of Senators "tough guy wannabees" last time when Orr won the fight. Now who's
laughing last? PS have you seen the pictures yet?
Chemmy: So you're happy that Carkner avenged the total pounding he took and tied things at one? Oh. Ok.
I'm pretty sure this post will be deleted anyway. But just so you know - I've never
been on this site before. I came across it by accident and I am not even going to
bother coming back to see the all too predictable replies.
Chemmy: I'm going to ban you but not delete your post. You know what they say about assuming.
Leaf fans are known throughout the rest of the NHL cities as rude, obnoxious and plain dumb.
Chemmy: Says the guy who goes to Leafs sites to tell their fans they're stupid.
Most know less about the game than my Aunt Sally and continue to support the
ongoing stream of weak teams and incompetent GMs and coaches.
Chemmy: We support the Leafs because we're real fans. You've been a hockey fan for less than 15 years or you're a bandwagon jumper.
Do you guys truly believe that this team (mainly Americans and Europeans) is going anywhere?
Chemmy: It's going just as far as the Sens.
You are having a brief run of success - I'll give it another week at best and then
I'm pretty sure you'll end up right where your dismal drafting warrants. Way to give up
your future yet again for one player. At least this time he's not over the hill like all the other times.
Chemmy: Way to trade Dany Heatley for Milan Michalek. At least our stars want to stay in Toronto.
PPP Update: For the folks with short memories or those that need to wear hockey equipment away from the rink here's the first Orr-Carkner match. We don't call him Zombie Carkner for nothing:
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terrible post is terrible, not funny, not even anger inducing it is just bad
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 11:25 AM EST reply actions
yeah, I’m with you. my reaction was pretty “meh” to the whole thing.
Also, does he know he can put pictures and videos into a post to further along his cause? I’m going with no. Actually, I’m impressed he managed to log on in the first place.
They call me Splodeybones.
He must have
his password written backwards across his forehead.
Grabo's virtual linemate.
by Sergei Puckizin on Dec 17, 2009 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
best post ever
i laughed, i cried
and then I laughed some more.
the crying was mainly because
he said he wasn’t
coming back.
chicken shit trolls
make blurr
a sad panda…
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 17, 2009 11:41 AM EST reply actions
unintentionally hilarious things about this post
- the flame and run tactic, both lame because either its a lie and chopper is hiding and giggling like a moron because he “got a reaction” or he is a coward and cant defend the “points” he made
- the made mostly of americans and euros comment, both the leafs and sens are about 50% canadian and 50% american euro
-the odd and awkward sentence and paragraph structure
- flaming people on hockey knowledge while showing none and offering no proof
- Calling Leaf fans rude and obnoxious and then putting up something like this
enjoy the entertainment your stupidity causes
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 11:43 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
hahah, that is actually much funnier than a gif could have been
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
i like it
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 17, 2009 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
WOOOOO!
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 17, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
this one is creepy.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 17, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
god i love those
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
Worst troll posting ever.
It even feels like Chemmy held back on his usual vitriol because this clown gave us so little to work with.
And… oh yeah… who won that game, by the way?
Asshat.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
my favourite insulting name is “mullet ass”.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 17, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
That doesn't make any sense.
How can you have “business in the front, party in the back” on a body part that is only back?
Leafs Rumination: hockey and sesquipedalianism.
by puckurgently on Dec 17, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
Ryerson education...?
(can’t believe you didn’t say this yourself…)
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 17, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions
can you actually wear your ass as a hat?
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Dec 17, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
PANDA SLIDE!
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 11:59 AM EST reply actions
I don’t think this guy “came across (PPP) by accident”. His profile only lists 2 things, his PPP membership and this post. Pretty sure he came here knowing what this was, created an account and then put up this post. He also doesn’t have a membership for the SNES blog.
We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
by Belligerent Burkie on Dec 17, 2009 12:00 PM EST reply actions
I also didn’t know that typewriters had internet capabilities.
We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
by Belligerent Burkie on Dec 17, 2009 12:02 PM EST up reply actions
i didnt know you could get on the internet using a leap frog
/dgb’d
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions
Who is this guy? Don Cherry?
Do you guys truly believe that this team (mainly Americans and Europeans) is going anywhere?
Nice Xenophobic rant bro.
For reference:
Senators: 60% Canadian, 8% each of American, Swedish, Russian, and Czech, and 4% each of Danish and Finnish.
Leafs: 38% Canadian, 21% American, 17% Swedish, 8% Finnish, 4% each of Belarussian, Russian, Ukraine, and Czech.
They call me Splodeybones.
My favourite part of these losers is that they can’t respond to any comments.
He’s not coming back? Yeah, right.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
He’s not coming back.
I banned him.
Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.
Sure
But he’ll come back and read.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
But he won't
be able to pollute the site with his inane and nonsnesical bullshit.
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
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by Marc Pilgrim on Dec 17, 2009 4:38 PM EST up reply actions
From someone who lived in Ottawa for 5 years, I can tell you all a story. I was at a house party, mid-NHL season the year the Sens ended up making it to the Stanley Cup Finals. I said, and I quote, “I’m a die-hard Leafs fan, and from what I’ve seen from Ottawa so far, they had a very good team that disappointed last year, and they have a very good chance of going far in the playoffs this year.” His reaction to this was to go on a rant about how the Leafs blow and that we haven’t won a cup since ‘67. He didn’t say a word about his own team.
I’ve said it many times before, and I’ll say it again until I stop getting proved right, but Ottawa fans in particular loves to hate the Leafs more than they cheer for their own team. It’s part of being a Sens fan. No one likes then annoying little brother who acts like an idiot to try and impress your friends when they come over. lol
My own theory is
Sens fans are former Habs fans who jumped off the Habs bandwagon when times were tight in the mid to late 90s.
that hate is just left over from when they hated the Leafs as Habs fans, except they don’t have anything to fall back on anymore…
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 17, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions
or ex leaf fans that seem to feel they need to prove their new sen loyalty by constantly dumping on their old team.
Kinda how some people always talk about their exes like they are the biggest asshole or bitch in the world
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
You mean they aren’t?
We require, as a team, proper levels of pugnacity, testosterone, truculence and belligerence.
by Belligerent Burkie on Dec 17, 2009 1:55 PM EST up reply actions
well from experience, I am able to admit, sometimes you’re the asshole
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 1:59 PM EST up reply actions
This
They’d probably rather buy “Leafs suck” t-shirts than anything Sens-related. I remember Sports Experts used to sell those t-shirts. I stopped shopping at Sports Experts. :)
Seriously though, during round 2 of the 2007 playoffs, I was driving through Ottawa (all over the place, downtown, St. Laurent, etc.) and saw maybe two or three Sens flags on cars during the whole two hours or so I was there. It was only when they reached the finals that the Sens “fans” started to come out (well, jump on the bandwagon anyway). And they had to copy off of Calgary with that Sens Mile thing (actually, Down Goes Brown tells you more stuff the Sens copied). Seriously that season was painful from the time the Leafs eliminated the Habs right until the time Brian Burke won his Stanley Cup. The East was SO weak that season.
Truculence...starting 10/1/09
Watch out for the Sens Bandwagon
Noone’s gonna get harmed from the crash anyways, it’s empty
/dgb’d
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 17, 2009 4:59 PM EST up reply actions
I expected screaming fans for that *NSNES boy band! SCREAMING!!!1 FANS!!!1
Truculence...starting 10/1/09
You didn't hear what happened to *NSNES
the New guy who was supposed to replace Dany Heatley is useless. Heatley’s enjoying fame with Thorntonland. *NSNES has been in a tailspin towards Mediocrity
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 17, 2009 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Because it's *NSNES
I was comparing Heatley to Justin Timberlake. And Joe Thornton is Timbaland, or Thorntonland. And then there’s Between New Jersey and Me, which is a whole different (and mulletfull) story
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 17, 2009 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
surely that would be Thortanland...
I just vaguely associate N Sync with O town as both being boy bands from roughly the same era. But it was an era in which I was not paying very close attention to boy bands, so I’m sure you have the intricacies of these things down far better than I :)
I think you missed the point
*NSYNC is a heaping pile of [poop]. They became irrelevant when Justin Timberlake left (SNES suck without Dany Heatley), and one of the people who Timberlake worked with is Timbaland (hence Thorntonland). And are you implying that I listened to boy bands (i’m not sure if Blink 182 counts as one)?
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 19, 2009 9:31 AM EST up reply actions
and I don't think Blink 182 counts.
My impression is that they weren’t aimed at the screaming 13 year old girl demographic, with a squeaky clean image and inane lyrics about missing you baby… which is pretty integral to the boy band thing IMHO.
But what do I know :)
Fair enough dude, lets just concentrate on PLAYOFFS!!!1
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 19, 2009 5:17 PM EST up reply actions
kind of like this year
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Dec 18, 2009 1:16 PM EST up reply actions
If you look at the time between when he ‘joined’ PPP and when he posted…it took him a good 40 minutes to write that post.
HA!
To be fair, some words even had more than 2 syllables.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
not to mention
spelling “TommS” to sign in. Who knows how long it took him to figure out what SHIFT and CAPS LOCK do….
I have nothing interesting to say.
by blurr1974 on Dec 17, 2009 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
maybe he found this blog from non-SBN sources, tried to post, and discovered he couldn’t without creating an ID.
so we’re dealing with the kind of doofus who finds random web pages he hates, fills in whatever form it takes to become a commenter then leaves drive bys.
Ok, so brilliant plan. We need send this guy a new web page full of the most outrageously pro-leafs stuff possible, replete with flyers level outrageousness and sabers level factual accuracy… then create a form to register as a commenter that asks for bank account number, PIN, SIN, etc.
Post his Email address
And we will flame him.
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 17, 2009 4:06 PM EST reply actions
It was going to be rat poison….
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
I think we’re doing a great job of that right here, unless you meant sign him up for penis enlargement pills and such
THIS IS A JOKE
He doesn’t need his head to get any bigger…
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 17, 2009 4:36 PM EST up reply actions
SNES fan troll is stupid troll.
"Luke Schenn is Stronger than Strength."
Truculence is Everything: Vote for the Leaf of the Decade Today.
Check me out on Twitter, too.
LOL
If there is one thing that I like about Pension Plan Puppets, it’s that everyone has a sense of humor. If only that loser could have seen how bad Chemmy and PPP shot him down. He’s probably hoppin on the Kings Bandwagon (until the Penguins or Caps start winning) as we speak. Stupid SNES fan is STupid
Space Weed Says Telling it like it is without a care about the mainstream's feelings
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on Dec 17, 2009 4:56 PM EST reply actions
No, truculent would mean he would have actually tried and defend his pathetic statements.
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Dec 17, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions
About as truculent as Jarkko Ruutu
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
careful, he bites
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 17, 2009 11:18 PM EST up reply actions
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